This story is set in 1983, a couple months after the Season 6 episode: "Boss Behind Bars"
Also, this is set in my edited version of cannon*. *see my profile
For the most part, italics are CB talk.
I DON'T OWN THE DUKES OF HAZZARD.
"Look there!" Pa Beaudry pointed.
"What, Pa?" Sledge asked.
"Welcome to Hazzard county!" Pa smiled, as he read the sign.
"Oh, we's done made it to Hazzard, Pa!" Milo laughed. "I can't wait to see that Daisy gal!"
"How many times, Milo? Daisy Duke ain't in love with you!" Sledge grumbled.
"Why don't we try the shotgun weddin' again?" Milo asked hopefully.
"Them Dukes won't allow it." Pa reminded him. "Sides, that ain't why we're back in Hazzard."
The Beaudry's drove out to the Boar's Nest, and headed straight for Boss Hogg's office.
"Hey, Hogg!" Pa shouted as Milo threw the back door open.
"Beaudrys! What do you want?" Boss tried not to seem intimidated by Milo.
"We've got us some evidence that ties you to the robbing of your own bank a few years back, an' we's gonna take it to the FB 'n I if'in you don't give us your moonshine still." Pa smiled.
"You're just sayin' that." Boss declared.
"I guess we'll take it to the FB n' I, then. Come on boys." Pa pretended to start leaving.
"Wait, wait!" Boss stood up. "You've really got a way to prove that I robbed my own bank?" Boss asked.
"Well I said I did, didn't I?" Pa shouted.
"What's your evidence? I mean, I tied up all the loose ends after I collected the insurance money." Boss explained.
"Our evidence is a tape recordin' of you admitin' to the crime!" Pa explained.
"When did you get that?" Boss asked.
"Right now!" They chuckled, running out to their truck.
"Dag nabbit!" Boss picked up the CB. "Rosco, Rosco! I need you to catch them Beaudry's! They's back in town!" Boss hollered into the mic.
"That's a big 10-4 little fat buddy. Which way'd they go?"
"North away from the Boar's Nest!"
Rosco took off, summoning Enos as well.
Meanwhile, over to the Duke farm, Daisy was headin' to the Boar's Nest for the day. She was drivin' along without a dang care in the world, when she saw the Beadurys' beater truck headin' straight towards her, Rosco and Enos bringing up the rear.
With no time to do much of anything but swerve away, that's what Daisy did. She heard a crash, and when she looked up, Enos' car was on it's roof, and Rosco's was smashed into the side of the Beaudry's truck, which he was ordering them out of with his gun.
"Alright, you Beaudrys!" Rosco waved his gun at them.
Enos climbed out of his car and pulled his gun too.
"You okay, Enos?" Daisy called.
"I'm just fine, Daisy." Enos smiled.
Milo whipped his head around. "Daisy?"
"Shut up, boy." Pa slapped him.
"I'm arrestin' you for reckless driving!" Rosco giggled.
Just then, the General Lee pulled up, and Bo and Luke climbed out.
"What are they doin' back in Hazzard, again?" Luke asked as he and Bo approached the scene.
"C'mon, Pa, let me go see that Daisy gal!" Milo begged.
"I'm gonna cuff ya and stuff ya! C'mon Enos." Rosco motioned for Enos to come.
First they cuffed Pa, and while they were trying to cuff Sledge, Milo ran over to Daisy. Bo and Luke chased after him, grabbing him by the back of his shirt, turning him around and punching him simultaneously.
Not bothered very much, Milo dug his hand into his back pocket and pulled out a switch blade. Bo and Luke didn't see it, as it was behind Milo, but Daisy saw it.
"He has a knife!" Daisy screamed.
"What?" Bo looked over to Daisy, and Milo punched him in the jaw.
"Hey!" Luke hit Milo again, but it didn't do much damage.
Bo got to his feet and hit Milo again, but it wasn't of much use.
"What's goin' on over here?" Rosco asked, after Enos'd cuffed Pa and Sledge to the patrol car.
Milo aimed his knife at Rosco.
"OOOH!" Rosco jumped back.
Daisy bit her lip as she decided on what to do. Milo could easily kill one of her cousins or Rosco. She picked up a stick and put it in Milo's back.
"Drop it." She mustered up as brave of a voice as she could.
Milo dropped the knife on the ground. "Daisy, gal..." He turned around, seeing the stick. "You tricked me on that one!"
"Alright, that's enough. Enos go get some more cuffs out of your car." Rosco ordered.
"I'll have to go back to the office, sheriff. There ain't no more in my car." Enos ran off.
Milo grabbed Daisy and started running. Bo and Luke chased after him: Luke grabbed Daisy, and once she was secure, Bo tackled Milo. They rolled around on the ground for several seconds, before Milo got the upper hand and began smashing Bo into the ground. Luke stepped in to try and get Milo off of his cousin.
"Alright, freeze!" Rosco fired into the air.
Milo didn't care. He'd wanted Daisy Duke for so long, and now he was gonna get her. He continued smashing Bo into the ground, and no matter how hard Luke tried to pry him off, he couldn't do it.
"Milo, get off of my cousin!" Daisy picked up a rock and thew it at Milo's leg, the only place she could reach that wouldn't hurt Bo as well as Milo.
"I said, freeeze!" Rosco fired another shot, but no one paid any mind.
"I'll let him up if you promise to marry me!" Milo offered.
"I hate you Milo!" Daisy screamed, and she meant it. She hurled another rock at him, but it didn't harm him much: he was built like a tank.
"Rosco, do something!" Luke demanded, seeing as how he couldn't get Milo off himself, and Rosco was the one with the gun.
"He won't listen, Luke." Rosco sighed. "Enos!"
Enos came running up with the other set of cuffs. "Here ya go sheriff."
"Enos, you dipstick! I don't want no hand cuffs! Go get me a fierce weapon!" Rosco giggled.
"Yes sir, sheriff." Enos trotted off again.
Luke would've advised Rosco to shoot him, but there wasn't any legal, probable cause.
"Milo, I'll give you a kiss if you'll just get off of my cousin!" Daisy offered. She'd hate to kiss a pig, but what else was she s'posed to do?
"On the mouth?" Milo pressed.
"If you get your dang self offa Bo!" She shouted. Her stomach turned at the thought of kissing Milo, and she knew she wouldn't be able to do it when it came time, but she had to get him off of Bo.
"Alright." Milo got up.
Luke and Daisy knelt next to Bo.
"You okay?" Luke put his hand behind his head and tired to sit him up.
"N-n..." Bo tried to speak, but he could only wheeze obnoxiously.
"What about my kiss, Daisy?" Milo grabbed her shoulder.
"You'll get your damned kiss!" Daisy kicked him.
Milo grabbed her around her middle.
"Hey!" Luke took after him.
"She promised me a kiss!" Milo grabbed Daisy's face.
"Jus' kiss him so he'll put you down!" Luke shouted.
Daisy bent in for a kiss, but instead she but his lip, releasing all the anger she'd held in her heart towards him since she'd met him.
"AHHHHHH!" Milo shouted, and he threw Daisy down, hard. She smashed her head on a large rock, and all went black.
Enos came running back with a shotgun. "Here, sheriff!"
"Alright, Milo! Freeeze!" Rosco put the tip of the gun in his stomach.
Milo had to comply now. He sulked over to the police car with Rosco, and Enos cuffed him.
Luke ran to Daisy, who's head was bleeding.
Bo sat up and crawled over to Luke and Daisy. "She okay?" He asked.
"No, she's unconscious." Luke pulled her into his lap.
Enos came running over after Rosco'd taken the Beaudry's off in the good patrol car.
"What happened to Daisy?" Enos knelt next to the Dukes.
"Damned Milo threw her into a rock." Luke gritted his teeth to stop them from shaking. "C'mon, Bo, let's get her into the General."
"Tri-county or doc Applyby?" Enos asked as the boys picked Daisy up.
"Doc's closer, so we'll take her there, and if she has to go to tri-county we'll take it from there." Luke decided. Enos climbed into the General and the boys lowered Daisy into his lap.
"Daisy?" Enos tried to stir her.
"It ain't no use, Enos. She ain't gonna wake up." Luke avowed sadly.
"You think she's gonna-"
"She ain't gonna die, Enos." Bo patted Enos' shoulder as he climbed into the General.
When they arrived, they all carried Daisy inside.
"What happened here?" Doc asked.
"Blasted idiot threw her into a rock." Luke was still furious with Milo.
After examining her, putting her on oxygen, starting an IV, and bandaging the wound, Doc took the boys an Enos into the other room, sporting a very sullen look on his face.
looks like sweet Daisy's in a heap of trouble, don't it?
