Captain Underpants And the Stinky Wrath of The Horrors of Professor Poopypants the Terrible


Walking through an amazing estate park in Colorado was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Sasuke the Android, Lucia, Ophelia (Lodestar), Pele, Kadma And Lay Mamery as well as Machinedramon, Evil Aqua Man, Kishiryuki, Mr. Mascot, Terminator 1984 and Evil Astro Man and we were there for an amazing rescue.

Me: Wow look at this place.

Camie: It's magnificent.

Lola: It sure is pretty. I wonder who owns this land.

Nico: It's not James' land I know that.

Me: Nope. This is the land of my friend Teddy Harter. You guys are going to love him. He is rich and amazing.

Nico: Wow!

Lola: That is awesome.

Camie: Yep.

Varie: It sure is.

Luan: Hey wow! The Three Stooges told me all about him. He's a nice guy.

Me: He sure is.

Nico: Sasuke, I want to thank you, Machinedramon, and your teams for coming.

Sasuke the Android: Anytime Nico. This will be fun.

Lucia: I'm really looking forward to this one.

Nico: Lucia, what do you like to do in your free time?

Lucia: I work at the school to teach kids about what mermaids are like and what we do and I also teach music classes.

Me: That's an awesome idea Lucia.

Camie: The kids are going to love that.

Lola: They sure are.

Twilight Sparkle: The kids will love all that.

Nico: I agree there.

Eli: Same here.

Nico: That's a very good job

Me: It sure is.

Lucia: Thanks guys. It's fun.

Xenia: It sure is. I'm glad you found an awesome job.

Lucia: I am too.

Laney: I agree. Man that was an awesome day yesterday.

Lana: I'll say. Thomas is now free of his evil superiors in Russia.

Camie: Boy no kidding. And we not only saved Thomas but also saved the world from an evil Organization that would have plunged the world into World War III.

Nico: We sure did. By bringing down Thomas' superiors.

Maria: Or should we say Nikolai?

Me: Thomas is better.

Nico: Good. I prefer him as Thomas.

Lola: Yep.

Varie: Yeah. But that was awesome that we took down Natalia and Romanoff.

Camie: Yep.

Nico: I didn't like how the mascots pressured him

Me: Me neither. But at least we stopped that.

Lola: Yeah. Nico how long have you given the Mascots punishment for giving us massages?

Nico: 3 weeks.

Me: Fair enough. But now Thomas is free and so is the world from M.O.M.M.

Sunset Shimmer: That is for sure.

Sunny Starscout: I'm glad that he is.

Misty Brightdawn: That is for sure.

Nico: This doesn't change our friendly relations with Russia

Me: No it doesn't. But we've had our fair share of Russian Spies.

Eli: That we have.

Nico: Yep.

We walked on.

Nico: So J.D. what can you tell us about Teddy?

Me: You would love him Nico. He's a friend of mine that I helped a while back and helped in a local orphanage. I gave him and a bunch of the kids food and gifts. They loved it.

Qin: That is so sweet.

Me: Yep. Teddy sends me Christmas Cards and all that. He gave me this postcard earlier today.

I showed Nico a postcard of Teddy with his wife Ling and their three adopted kids Murph, Peezer and Wheezer.

Nico: Aww what a nice family.

Me: Yep. That's Teddy right there and that's his wife Ling along with their three Adoptive kids Murph, Peezer and Wheezer.

Nico: They look like a really nice family.

Laney: They sure do.

Me: And this postcard is also an invitation. They invited us over to their party.

Nico: That was sweet of them.

Me: You guys are going to love their mansion they live in.

Lola: Ooh!

Camie: This will be fun.

Juran: We're here.

We arrived Teddy's massive multi-billion dollar mansion.

Nico: Teddy lives here!?

Me: Yep. His family ran a massive diamond mining operation in all of Africa worth trillions of dollars and he is now one of the richest ever. He is worth trillions.

Qin: WOW! That is cool!

Me: It sure is.

Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency: we got word from Moe, Larry, and Curly that one of their old friends, Teddy, is in big trouble. It appears his former parents, Lydia and Mac Harter, are going to kill him in order to get his inheritance.

We gasped.

Me: Those two bozos are at it again?! That's it, they've violated their parole.

Nico: Did they do something like this before?

Me: They tried to off a rich kid I knew here in Colorado to get his inheritance, but I busted their heads in, foiled their murder plot, and I got those two sent to prison.

Eli: So, we got two murderous greedy golddiggers to deal with.

Lincoln: Yep, and we're sending them right back to prison, and since we got two greedy bozos to deal with, we're gonna need all hands on deck for this one.

Lincoln called the rest of the team, and they arrived.

Lori: We heard everything, and we're ready for those two golddigging bozos.

Lincoln: Alright. (Sensed for Lydia and Mac Harter) AHA! Gotcha, you golddiggers. I just spotted Lydia and Mac Harter, and it looks like they're planning to carry out their murder plot. So, we're going in disguised as balloon men.

Nico: Good idea, Lincoln. We'll give those two bozos the surprise of their life.

Me: And I'm so looking forward to shoving a lobster down Mac's pants again.

Lincoln: We'll do much worse to those two golddiggers.

Me: You got that right. Also I need to tell you guys this but those two golddiggers that I busted were also Teddy's Adopted parents.

Everyone gasped!

Me: Yeah. They are the ones that tried to kill him to make sure no one but them gets the fortune.

Nico: Greedy bastards! What can you tell us about them?

Me: Their names are Lydia and Mac Harter. And they are Golddigging Monsters.

I went over their history.

(Mac Harter)

Mr. Harter was a rich man who married women to get rich and not out of love. He came to an orphanage to adopt an orphan. He initially chose Moe but as they drove off in their car Moe asked if he could go back and adopt his two friends, Larry and Curly. Mr. Harter thought three kids were too much and dropped Moe off back at the orphanage and adopted a young Teddy.

After Mrs. Harter died, she gave her fortune to Teddy. Mr. Harter was displeased and teamed up with Lydia, Teddy's wife, to kill him and take the money for themselves. Lydia tried to get the now adult Three Stooges to kill Teddy but they hospitalized Mac, thinking he was the husband.

Later on, Larry and Curly met up with Mr. Harter and asked if he could give them the money they needed to save the orphanage. However, Mr. Harter was too greedy and told them to call him only if they needed to sue someone. He also revealed he dropped Moe off because he requested bringing them, which they did not know because Moe told them they dropped him off because he didn't do chores.

Later on in the Anniversary party, Lydia and Mac capture Teddy and the Three Stooges. However, Mr. Harter appears with a gun and appears to be about to save them when he proclaimed, he was working with Lydia and that Lydia was using Mac to do their dirty work. They hold the five of them hostage and drive off in a car when Curly's pet rat comes out and lands on Lydia's chest, causing them to freak out and drive their car into a lake. The police arrive and Harter, Lydia, and Mac are arrested.

(Lydia Harter)

Lydia first witnessed the Three Stooges looking for a way to raise $830,000 to save the orphanage they grew up in, and offers them exactly that amount of money to kill her husband.

When Mac was hit by a bus and placed in a hospital, they went to Lydia to collect the reward, thinking he was dead. She threw them out once she revealed to them he wasn't dead.

Later at Teddy and Lydia's anniversary party, she drugs Teddy to get him to "accidentally" fall to his death, but her plan is averted by the Stooges. However, Teddy's father, Mr. Harter, steps in at the last minute, revealing Lydia was an accomplice in his attempt to get Teddy's money (he only married into money and all of it was left to Teddy by his adoptive mother).

The Three Stooges once again stop their plans by driving the car they were taken in to a nearby lake, while law officers arrived shortly after. After Lydia was arrested and imprisoned, Teddy divorced her.

When I was done EVERYONE was shocked and horrified!

Xenia: Those greedy Golddiggers!

Me: Yep. Teddy is the heir to that entire fortune and I got them sent to prison for life. But I heard they were released on parole recently. But what they are doing now is violating their parole. I got a much better prison for those dirtclods!

Laney: Those dirtbags!

Nico: Where's Teddy right now?

Eli: I sense he's in the house courtyard.

Lincoln: Then lets go. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.

Nico: (GROWLS) That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!

Suddenly, we saw a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.

Lincoln: I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!

Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on Lydia and Mac Harter.

Lincoln: There's the location. Now, to get into Balloon Men disguises.

Lincoln pushed a button on his wrist computer built into his large left gold Bracer and he was in balloon men clothes. We did the same as we pushed a button on our wrist computers built into our large left gold Bracers and we were in balloon men clothes, and we went inside. Buster Bunny looked through his binoculars, and he saw that Mac and Lydia Harter were going to try and poison his drink.

Me: (Whispers) They spiked his drink with poison.

Buster Bunny: (Whispers) Poison his drink, will you?

Buster Bunny snapped his fingers and made the poison disappear and it wound up in his hand as he destroyed it in a blue flame manifesting in his hand. Then, he saw they tried to hire a team of hitmen to kill him, Lincoln got behind each of them and transformed the tips of his eleven massive and long white tails into Cell's stingers, and one by one, he stabbed the stingers into the hitmen and he absorbed them into him and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger.

When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, all that was left of them were their clothes and weapons that he took.

Me: Whoa, first they tried to poison him, then they tried to kill him with hitmen. Buster took care of the poisoning plan and Lincoln took care of the hitmen using Cell's absorption. Now, to find out what those jerks are up to now.

Suddenly, we saw a very dark figure creeping up behind Mac and Lydia Harter: it was Universe 666 Sebastian and he tried to kill them and then kill Teddy, but Sebastian fired a blast of darkness that hit Universe 666 Sebastian and forced him back to his castle A.K.A. the abandoned Perfecto Prep.

May: They're already losing patience, and even more, Moe, Larry, and Curley have started causing a ruckus and Larry threw the lobster into Lydia's hair.

Nico: Quick, while they fell into disarray, it's showtime.

Suddenly, a massive shower of colorful magic smoke representing Lincoln and his sisters appeared from nowhere and it not only dazzled the guests, but then, it transformed into magic hands that grabbed Lydia and Mac by their panties and underwear and they shook them down and exposed the various weapons they had and dropped them like a couple of hot potatoes, then the shower of magic converged and a massive explosion erupted and a Phoenix Cry and Thunderbird Screech was heard and we appeared.

Me: (Smirks) Hello, pinheads, miss me?

Lydia Harter: YOU!

Me: Yes ME!

Mac Harter: YOU LITTLE SHITHEAD! YOU RUINED OUR PLAN TO GET RICH!

Me: And I show no remorse for it too!

Nico: You know full well you deserved it. And we already got the word from Moe, Larry, and Curly that you two morons tried to kill Teddy to get his inheritance.

Nico grabs Mac Harter by the shirt collar and Lydia Harter by her dress strap, and then...!

BONK!

Nico head bashed Lydia and Mac Harter's heads. Then, Lincoln summoned a lobster and shoved it down Mac Harter's pants, and he squirmed trying to get it out, but then, it snapped his crotch and he sang like an opera singer.

Suriko: Okay, that was hilarious, but now, this is where it ends.

Teddy: J.D.! Thank goodness!

Me: Looks like we got here just in time Teddy. These two bastards were trying to kill you like they did before!

Teddy: I know! I knew they were up to something!

Murph: These two don't deserve to be called grandma and grandpa!

Lola: You said it!

Nico: We'll talk more later!

Murph: Because I'm not going to let these two get their hands on my daddy's money!

She then held out her hand and then to our shock she fired a powerful blast of lightning and it hit Lydia and electrocuted her!

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!

Lydia screamed as she was burned all over!

Me: WHOA!

Lola: That was awesome!

Nico: Murph how did you do that!?

Murph: J.D.'s blood did it.

Me: I gave her a blood transfusion as she had a really nasty metal disease in her and it not only saved her life but as an unexpected side effect it gave her my powers.

Nico: Whoa!

Twilight Sparkle: That is amazing!

Nico: Wow!

Twilight Sparkle: I got something for Lydia. Laney I'm going to need tons of tomatoes.

Laney: You got it Twilight.

She grew LOTS of tomatoes.

Laney: Here!

Twilight Sparkle: Thanks Laney!

Me: I see what you're going to do!

I used plant powers and put both Lydia and Mac in plant stocks!

Twilight Sparkle: Time for some payback!

She grabbed a tomato and threw it and it hit Mac.

SPLAT!

She threw another one at Lydia!

SPLAT!

Then she pulled out a vacuum device and sucked them all in!

Twilight Sparkle: TAKE THIS! (ENRAGED ROAR)

She FIRED NUMEROUS TOMATOES AT BOTH OF THEM LIKE SHE WAS FIRING A MACHINE GUN!

They hit both Mac and Lydia all over and splattered all over them with indiscriminate fury and drenched them in a huge mess!

She huffed in relief.

Me: WHOA!

Lincoln: Wow! Never EVER Mess with Twilight Sparkle!

Lola: YEAH!

Bonnie Swanson: Boy that is usually how I feel when I fire at the shooting range!

Murph: That was so funny!

Nico grabbed a tomato.

Nico: Taste this.

Nico threw it and it hit Lydia and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

Me: Nice one!

Murph: YEAH! These two are bad parents! They were going to kill daddy!

Me: I know Murph.

She then fired a wave of ice and froze Mac in a block of ice!

Me: Frozen jerkwad under ice! How funny!

May: I know!

Lydia then broke out of the stocks!

Then she roared and went at me and then Murph wet at her and punched her in the face and smashed her in to the floor left and right with incredible speed and strength.

SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!

She then threw her into a tank full of live eels! ELECTRIC EELS!

CHOMP!

ZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP!

Teddy: WHOA! That was awesome!

Me: YEAH! Way to go Murph!

Nico: Boy she has learned a lot really fast!

Lola: She sure has!

Murph jumped back and kicked Mac SQUARE IN THE CROTCH AND HE SANG IN A HIGH PITCH OPERA NOTE!

We winced!

Nico licked his ear.

Me: EW!

Nico: He has really cheesy blood. (ACTIVATES UNIVERSE 666 JARED NOMAK'S RIDEWATCH)

Nico then had his bottom jaw open and it formed into a REAPER MOUTH AND HE BIT MAC!

Nico had his mouth close.

Nico: Oh, you won't die right away.

Mac: What the fuck did you do to me!?

Nico: I put a terrible virus in you that will destroy your heart VERY VERY Slowly. It will kill you excruciatingly painfully.

Me: WHOA!

Murph: That was awesome! He had it coming.

Me: Yeah he sure did.

Lisa Loud: I did some research on the virus Nico gets when using the ridewatch for Nomak and it shows that it's a very powerful version of the Heart Virus that killed Goku in Trunks' time when the Androids attacked.

Me: Whoa! I remember Master Goku telling me about what that was like.

Goku: Yeah it was. How long does he have Nico?

Nico: Well Kakarot I would say 4 days.

Maria: Why don't we kill him now?

Nico: Nah. I want to see him writhe in pain. People like him deserve it. You have 96 hours to live. Make your final days count.

Lydia: I WILL KILL YOU!

Lydia got up and went at Nico.

The Three Stooges then went at Lydia and did all their silly and funny gags on her!

BONK BOOF POINK POW HONK!

They bonked her on her head, hit her stomach, poked her eyes, Hit her face and honked her nose.

Me: Taste this too! (ACTIVATES POOPERMAN'S RIDEWATCH)

I blew in my thumb and poked her all over with forearm hair spines and they REALLY HURT!

POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK!

She screamed in pain!

Qin: Nice one!

Machinedramon: My turn! (Echoing) GIGA CANNON!

He fired energy cannon blasts and they hit Lydia all over.

Lola: YEAH!

Murph: Awesome!

Me: Ooh! Watch this one! (SPINS MAGISWORD BRACELET)

CUCKOO NUT MAGISWORD!

I fired a coconut bird and it hit Lydia on her head!

BONK!

Patrick: DAHAHAHA! THAT GUY GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT!

Me: (LAUGHS) YEAH!

Vambre: (British Accent) Lovely bunch of Cuckoo Nuts everyone?

Nico: Sure!

We fired Cuckoo Nuts and bashed Lydia and Mac all over!

BONK! BONK! BONK! BONK! BONK! BONK! BONK! BONK! BONK! BONK! BONK! BONK! BONK! BONK! BONK! BONK! BONK! BONK! BONK!

Sasuke the Android: Save some for me!

He threw kunai and slashed them.

Me: Ooh! Watch this!

I got out a hockey stick and hit a bunch of snapping turtles and they bit Mac all over!

SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!

CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH!

One even bit him right in his crotch!

CRUNCH!

We winced!

Lynn: Nice slapshots J.D.!

Me: Thanks Lynn.

Nico: (to the snapping turtles) You guys okay?

They nodded and they were a-ok.

Nico: Good.

Loki: Let me show you why I became Lord Flatula!

He turned into LORD FLATULA!

Loki: Sniff on this! (SHOVES LYDIA'S FACE IN HIS BUTT) (ECHOING) FARTS OF A THOUSAND PUTRIDITIES!

SUPER LOUD MASSIVE EXPLOSIVE FART!

He released a fart right in her face that smelled like the El Mongo Stink Bomb times 100,000!

Lydia coughed and gagged and was hurling her guts out!

Nico: Stinky!

Me: You're telling me!

Billy: (puts on a noseplug) (Nasally) Now that's a stinky meatball!

We laughed!

Laney: (LAUGHS) YEAH!

Lydia then EXPLODED IN A MASSIVE AMOUNT OF RAGE!

Lydia: I WILL KILL YOU ALL AND KILL YOU TEDDY!

Murph: I THINK NOT!

(HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO BY BONNIE TYLER PLAYS)

Murph stood ready and she went at Lydia and kicked her in her face and punched her in her stomach and kneed her in the face and punched her in the face with a powerful uppercut. Murph leg swept her and axe kicked her down! Lydia got up and went at Murph and she dodged her and kicked her in the back and she smashed into a wall!

Lydia: I HATE YOU, YOU LITTLE BRAT!

Murph's aura exploded out and she got stronger!

She then punched Lydia in the face and broke her nose.

Murph kicked her in the face and grabbed her and smashed her into the floor!

We were amazed that she can fight so amazingly well!

Nico: Nice!

Me: WOW! She learned how to fight really well!

Xenia: I'm really impressed!

Eli: Me too!

Moe: Boy Murph sure has come a long way.

Kira Howard: Yeah no kidding Grandpa Moe!

Murph kicked Lydia into Mac and smashed her into him!

Me: WHOA!

We cheered for her!

Me: Way to go Murph!

Suriko: Now it's time to end this!

Suddenly, Suriko's purple eyes turned neon purple and she was surrounded by a purple energy aura with stars, flowers, plants, magic, fairies, phoenixes, and angels, and as she approached Lydia and Mac Harter, she left purple energy, stars, flowers, plants, magic, fairies, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Suriko: You two golddigging parasites really make me sick, there's absolutely no way that I am ever going to let you two get away with hurting Teddy so you can steal his inheritance, and now that all of the partygoers know your true nature, it's high-time for you two to face the consequences.

Suddenly, Suriko was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple energy with stars, flowers, plants, and magic surrounding the vortex, there are fairies, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red and blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Lydia and Mac Harter: the red eyes of judgement. Then, as the vortex faded, Suriko emerged, but she was changed forever.

(FAIRY NIGHTSONGS PLAYS)

Suriko grew to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large purple orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the voluptuous body of a goddess and her large breasts, she has red and blue highlights in the bangs of her long blonde hair with flowers in her hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon purple eyes and a purple energy aura with stars, flowers, plants, magic, fairies, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense neon rainbow protective aura with elements swirling around it, she has a phoenix and Titania emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with purple iris, she has on Titania earrings with purple gems for eyes and holding the Magic, Plants, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has a Titania with purple gems for eyes and holding the Magic, Plants, and Eternity Kanjis in her hands on the bottom of her purple Titania-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold phoenix pendant of her Elemental Phoenix Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold flower links and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck, and her two pixies also became even more powerful. Suriko has on her outfit and she has on a long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, plants, flowers, fairies, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix and Titania surrounded by flowers and plants. Suddenly, Suriko felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive fairy wings grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails with purple tips and purple markings. Suriko has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Suriko's massive greatsword and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're suddenly surrounded by a kaleidoscope of purple energy, stars, flowers, plants, fairies, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it transformed into Suriko the Titania's Voluptuous Beauty Nature Titania Fairy Queen Angel Greatsword of Voluptuous Beauty Nature Titania Fairy Queen Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red and blue gems and a Titania and phoenix etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade, large purple Titania heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt with large purple gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large purple Titania heads with blue gems for eyes and large purple Titania head with blue gems for eyes and red gem in its mouth on the bottom of the purple Titania heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold Titania head with purple gems for eyes and large red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji below the phoenix and Titania that said, "Suriko the Titania, Legendary Voluptuous Titania Fairy Queen of Irish Myth, Friend of Many Monster Girls, Future Wife of James Dean Knudson, Archenemy of Madame Woe, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Flowers, Plants, Magic, Fairies, Phoenixes, and Angels"

ティタニアのスリコ、アイルランド神話の伝説的な官能的なティタニアの妖精女王、多くのモンスター娘の友人、ジェームズ・ディーン・クヌドソンの将来の妻、マダム・ウーの大敵、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主。ビヨンド、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛の真の女神、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、誠実さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者であり殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべきそして強力な生徒の驚くべき生徒強力な教師、そして花、植物、魔法、妖精、フェニックス、天使の達人

Suriko has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-IRISH TITANIA FAIRY QUEEN-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE NATURE VOLUPTUOUS IRISH MYTH CELTIC NATURE TITANIA FAIRY QUEEN ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC NATURE VOLUPTUOUS IRISH MYTH CELTIC NATURE TITANIA FAIRY QUEEN ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC NATURE VOLUPTUOUS IRISH MYTH CELTIC NATURE TITANIA FAIRY QUEEN ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Suriko's Super Angel-Irish Titania Fairy Queen-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when I saw Suriko, I had an atomic red blush on my face, hearts in my eyes, and my nose was bleeding. But, when Mac and Lydia Harter saw it, those two fell into a rage and ran at her to kill her, but Suriko fired a massive barrage of purple energy, stars, flowers, plants, fairies, phoenixes, and angels and her two fairies fired red and blue magic which hit Mac and Lydia Harter and they crashed into a massive gelatin Luan set up, they got out, but now, they were messy and really pissed off now.

Suriko: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Nature Voluptuous Irish Myth Seismic Irish Celtic Nature Titania Fairy Queen Angel and Divine Cosmic Nature Voluptuous Irish Myth Seismic Irish Celtic Nature Titania Fairy Queen Angel Love) And now, it's high-time to finally give you two golddiggers the punishment of a lifetime.

Me: And it's really going to hurt!

Eli: Really Bad!

Lincoln: This is going to be good.

Nico: It sure is!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well.

Then, I transformed into Super Angel-Wolf Moon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Hope and unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and we joined Suriko and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) If there's one thing we can't stand, it's money-crazed greedy golddiggers like you two who'll do anything to make a quick buck, especially if it means resorting to murder.

Me: You two are really up shit creek without a paddle, now you two are really going to get it!

Lincoln, Suriko, and I went after Lydia and Mac Halter, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, purple energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Poison, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Windigos, and Mermaids at Mac and Lydia Halter and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.

Then, we attacked them with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on them and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and I also left many more by firing blue fire energy slashes with my claws, and he, Suriko, and I attacked them hard with energy punches, energy kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving those two golddiggers insane and straight to the brink of insanity.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, to really cause some mayhem Loud House Style. Okay, everyone, let's show them what happens when they cross a Loud!

The Loud Sisters: YEAH!

Me: (GASPS) OH SHIT! EVERYBODY, TAKE COVER! WE GOT OURSELVES A CATEGORY SEVEN LOUD TORNADO!

Everyone screamed and ran for cover, and then, we saw Lincoln and his sisters literally come together and they transformed into a supermassive tornado of unprecedented power and ferocity, and Lydia and Mac tried to make a run for it, but they got pulled into the tsunami, and it was literal chaos for the two of them and we couldn't see what they were doing to them. But, then, The Loud Tornado had kicked Lydia and Mac out, and we saw it, they were really mangled up and messy and they looked like they went through Hell.

Nico: HOLY SHIT!

Me: Yep, this is what happens when you cross The Loud Family.

Then, Suriko fired a blast of magic which hit Lydia and Mac, and they got tied up in straitjackets and were taken away by the cops. Everyone cheered as Lincoln, Suriko, and I holstered our massive greatswords on our backs and powered down, and Suriko's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, gold halo, eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails, and massive butterfly wings are permanent.

Me: Damn, I never thought I'd have to see that again!

Nico: Didn't you tell me about the Loud Sisternado, J.D.?

Me: I did.

Lincoln: That happened two weeks after we met J.D. and he first met Ronnie Anne.

Nico: Ooh, yeah, I remembered J.D. telling me about it, that was when Ronnie Anne was bullying you at first.

Lincoln: Yep. Whenever something hits my sisters' ears, their curiosity gets the better of them and they turn into a massive tornado, and it gets pretty messy.

The police sirens were heard.

Sheila and Tom Lair came in with a SWAT Team and they went up to Mac and Lydia.

Sheila: Looks like you two are in trouble. You two are under arrest for violating the conditions of your parole.

They slapped the cuffs on them.

Tom Lair: Wow! You guys really did a number on them.

Me: We sure did.

Nico: One of them is gonna die in a few days

Me: Yep. Nico gave Mac there a nasty heart destroying virus.

I showed the bite mark on Mac's neck.

Tom Lair: Jared Nomak's mark?

Me: Yep. He's not going to turn into a Reaper. He has 95 hours left.

Tom Lair: Wow! These two are going away for a long time. Space prisons this time.

Me: Good.

I went over to Murph.

Me: Wow! Murph I am really impressed! How did you learn how to fight like that?

Murph: I learned everything from your adventures and picking them up on the fly.

Me: You really learned very fast. I'm really proud of you.

Murph: Thanks J.D.

Nico: That was really cool.

Teddy: My own daughter is now a true hero.

Everyone cheered for her.

Mac and Lydia were screaming bloody murder. They vowed to get out of prison and kill Teddy and family and they will NOT STOP till they do!

Me: Good luck with that!

Nico: Take them away!

Me: Get em outta here.

They took them to the Uranus Prison.

Laney: Those two golddiggers are going to have a lonely life in prison.

Me: Yep. This time it's now no more chances at parol. They are going to be there till they die.

Nico: Good riddance.

Moe: You said it. I hope they learn to like the pokey.

Larry Fine: Worse than Sing Sing which is where Moe belongs.

Curly: Yeah no kidding. Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk.

Moe: Why you…

BONK BOOF SLAP BOP POINK HONK!

Moe hit Curly on his head, hit him on the stomach, slapped him, punched his face, poked his eyes and honked his nose.

Larry Fine: Hey! Leave 'im alone!

Moe: Butt out of this Chowderhead!

CLANG!

Moe hit him on the head with a Fireplace poker!

Larry Fine: OW OW! Oh look.

The whole poker was bent in the shape of his head.

We laughed!

Me: (LAUGHS) That is always an iconic gag.

Nico: (LAUGHS) Never gets old!

Kira Howard: (LAUGHS) That is for sure!

Maria: Gotta love 'em.

Teddy: Yeah! Thanks again guys for saving me.

Me: Anytime Teddy. Boy that was so fun.

Murph: It sure was.

Me: But you did great Murph.

Murph: Thanks. It was awesome.

Me: It sure was. Teddy we're sorry your party got ruined because of those golddigging shrews.

Teddy: It's all right J.D. I knew those two would come and try and kill me anyway. Besides, I invited you to help us out for that reason.

Me: You made a really good call there. After all what are friends for.

Nico: Did they hurt you?

Teddy: No they didn't. Murph warned me with Telekinesis.

Me: Whoa! Murph really was one step ahead of them.

Nico: Yeah!

Lola: Wow! Murph that blood transfusion you got from J.D. really made you stronger and evolved into a powerful force.

Murph: Boy it sure did.

Me: No kidding!

Nico: You should be proud

Murph: I am.

Me: Awesome. Now comes the awesome part of our rescues.

Nico: We battle the Anothers.

Murph: Cool!

Qin: Yeah.

Eli: Lets see. (CONCENTRATES) Whoa! We have Another Ojo Tango, Rocko Socko, Baboon Kaboom, Chaching Chaching, Hota Wata, The Doot Da Doot Da Doo Doos, Go-Go Patrol, Blah-Blah Blah-Blah, Hacha Chacha, Killa Drilla, Whacko Smacko, Pappy Wappy, Cruncha Muncha, Rolla Ova, Bonzo Bango, Whole Lotta Monkeys, Evil Aqua Man and Machinedramon!

WE GASPED!

Me: Whoa! All of Mojo Jojo's minions!?

Jared: Wow! There we so many of them!

Laney: Yeah! Thousands!

Nico: And A Whole Lotta Monkeys!

Me: Emeth, Thumpback, Ran the Jack-O-Lantern, Rukia, Abyss the Anubis, Myuu the Dragonmaid, Česká the Mosquito, Knothead & Splinter, Fal the Gryphon, Ena the Melusine, Emma Cook, and Pappy Wappy, Whacko Smacko, Rolla Ova and Bonzo Bango don't have anyone for them yet. And the Whole Lotta Monkeys are just for show.

Nico: Whoa! This is gonna be a lot of Gorilla Warfare!

Me: Yeah!

Emeth: But we're ready!

Thumpback: It sure will be fun!

Ran: Yeah!

Mojo: Damn, I made a lot!

Jared: You sure did Mojo!

Another Ojo Tango: (In a girls voice) I think it's awesome.

Lincoln: Vicky Venom! Wow!

They merged and she reverted back and was a girl with green hair, green eyes, dragon wings, green clothes and had the symbol of the Starfox Team in the middle of her forehead and on her skirt and she had a Keyblade that was awesome.

Vicky Venom: Awesome to see you again Lincoln and wow you have grow into an awesome young man.

Lincoln: I sure have.

Nico: Care to introduce us Lincoln?

Lincoln: Sure. This is Vicky Venom, Keyblade Knight of The Planet Venom, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a powerful force of epic power. She was born and raised on the poisonous planet, Venom, the planet that Andross was banished to, and she has intense venom and miasma powers and has green dragon wings. She is the Keyblade Knight of Venom, and she battled NUMEROUS members of Andross' army as well as Star Wolf before they became members of The Masters of Evil and she ABSOLUTELY LOATHES AND DESPISES Pigma Dengar. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and I'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and I became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained me on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained me a lot and she taught me everything that she knows when it comes to using the powers of venom.

Fox McCloud: Wow! The Keyblade Knight of the planet Venom! That is amazing!

Me: It sure is! And you are gonna be happy to know that both Andross and Pigma are gone forever. They were given the Black Gates.

Vicky Venom: That is great news! I'm glad those monsters got what they deserved.

Lola: Tell me about it!

Cole: But all of Star Wolf minus Pigma of the Prime Universe are in the M.O.E.

Laney: We have a Universe 666 version of Pigma with them.

Vicky Venom: That's okay with me.

Me: Cool cool.

Nico: Heck, Wolf's even a Core MOE member.

Cole: He sure is.

Vicky Venom: I heard.

Lola: Awesome.

Me: By the way is the Another Machinedramon friendly or hostile?

Vicky Venom: Friendly and she is a powerful one and she has a lot of bird friends.

Me: Ooh.

Nico: Sorry we have to do this.

Girl Jordan: First lets separate you.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Spring abundant holoél

She glowed and was separated from the Anothers.

Me: Yeah!

Qin: Oh boy.

Jared: Now here comes the Monkey introductions!

Mojo: Yeah! Whooo! All right! I rock! I rock so hard! For I, Mojo Jojo, have succeeded in my first, greatest, and most brilliant plan ever! And I, Mojo Jojo, shall be KING OF THE PLANET

OF THE APES!

Jared: That title has already been taken.

[At this point there is silence. None of Mojo's army is attacking the crowd anymore as all their attention has shifted to Mojo and his declaration of being king. Their expressions make it clear that none of them are willing to accept this declaration from Mojo of him being their leader and king when they've done all the work. An orangutan speaks out from the nearby crowd, his bulging brain, spiteful glance, and tone of voice similar in form to Mojo's.]

Orangutan: You shall be king?! Preposterous!

Mojo: What?! How dare you?!

Orangutan: For it is I, who is the one most suited to be ruler!

[He dons a blue jumpsuit, purple cape, belt, gloves, and helmet identical to Mojo's.]

Mojo: Those are my clothes!

Orangutan: I, Ojo Tango, shall be simian supreme!

Mojo: No Ojo; Mojo!

[Ojo hops in an orangutan-shaped tank with cannons for arms.]

Ojo Tango: As I unleash the offensive omnipotence of the oppressive Orangutank!

[At this point, the large mountain gorilla speaks up. His voice is very low and burly.]

Mountain gorilla: Hold on.

Mojo: Oh no.

Mountain gorilla: It is I who shall get a grip on the situation!

[He dons a pair of metal fists and another outfit similar to Mojo's.]

Mojo: You'd better not!

Rocko Socko: As I, Rocko Socko, seize control and rule!

[To accentuate his words, he smashes a gaping hole in the nearby building.]

Mojo: Wait!

[At this point, all the primates are wearing variants of Mojo's costume.]

[A lanky baboon speaks next.]

Baboon Kaboom: I, Baboon Kaboom, with my Baboon-Bot, will be the bomb!

[He leaps into a large machine shaped like a baboon, complete with bomb-spewing buttocks.]

Mojo: Uh-oh.

Baboon Kaboom: And if you don't like it...you can sniff my Baboon-Bot Bombs!

[The Baboon Bot poops bombs then throws them as they explode.]

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Mojo: (sarcastically) Ohh, that's classy.

[A large barrel of gibbons, in the same form as the famous Barrel Of Monkeys toy, rolls down the street. A group of them speaks at once.]

Go-Go Patrol: Gangway, gangway! For we, The Go-Go Patrol, as brothers-in-arms, are linking to form a chain of command that will reach out and take hold of your world!

Laney: I've heard of a Barrel Of Monkeys but this ridiculous.

Jared: No kidding.

[A sloth-like, Japanese Macaque monkey is standing in a vat of boiling water atop a dam.]

Hota Wota: I, Hota Wota, am boiling mad. For you are all wet behind the ears. (explodes dam, water rushes forth.) Therefore, I shall unleash a scalding torrent to drown you all about.

For I don't give a...

Mojo: Watch your mouth!

[Next is a chimp with a pair of cymbals, moving sporadically like a toy as he clashes his cymbals.]

Cha-Ching: I, Cha Ching Cha Ching, cymbal-ize chaotic calamity!

[Next is a large group of capuchin monkeys with flying rocket packs. They speak in unison.]

Capuchin monkeys: We, The Doot Da Doot Da Doo Doos (humming the winged monkeys' theme from The Wizard of Oz), shall rain on your parade! Because... (begin to hock loogies) we're the spit!

Mojo: Eww.

Jared: Okay that is just gross.

Laney: As Double D would say "That is completely unsanitary".

Jared: No kidding.

[A proboscis monkey speaks next, imitating Jimmy Durante, with a dance number playing in the background as he half-sings the words. A large array of banana peels lies before him.]

Proboscis monkey: My name is Hacha Chacha, and here is my schpiel: a diabolical plan with lots of ap-peel! Spreading out bananas, out far and wide, and fixin' up the folk for a slippery slide!

[And 2 people do indeed slide slippery on those peels: a man on his heel and a woman on her face!]

Jared: He sounds just like Jimmy Durante.

Laney: He sure does.

Mayor: (still under Mojo's boot) That's pretty catchy!

[A nervous young bonobo speaks next, clearly putting together his plan at the last minute.]

Young bonobo: I, uh, Bla Bla Bla Bla, shall, uh, create a sauce of chaos and stir up trouble, with a destructive force known as... The Tormato!

Mojo: Tor-mah-to?

Mayor: Tor-may-to.

Jared: He's a klutzy one huh?

[Mojo looks down at him in annoyance and gives him a smart punt off the steps. At this point, the scene goes through a myriad of monkeys in quick fashion:]

Monkey #1: I, Killa Drilla!

Monkey #2: I, Bonzo Bango!

Monkey #3: I, Rolo Ovo!

Monkey #4: I, Cheata Beata!

Monkey #5: I, Achey Breaky!

Monkey #6: I, Smasha Crasha!

Monkey #7: I, Cruncha Muncha!

Monkey #8: I, Wacko Smacko!

Monkey #9: I, Pappy Whappy!

Many Monkeys: I! I! I! I! I! I! I! I! I! I! I! I! I! I! I! I! I! I! I! I! I! I! I!

Jared: So many!

Nico: HOLY SHIT THAT'S A LOT OF MONKEYS!

Me: Yeah!

Nico: Okay, now we should probably take them down before this gets heated.V

Jared: Lets get them!

Jared punched Rocko Socko in the face and sent him crashing into a building and he fired an energy ball and vaporized him in a powerful explosion.

KABOOOOMMM!

Jared: One down and who knows how many to go.

[A torrent of spit begins to rain on the girls. Above them, the spitting monkeys are creating quite a downpour.]

Bubbles: Eww, gross, cut it out!

[She lashes out with her eye beams, striking one monkey, sending it off spiraling like a deflating balloon, striking another monkey in a large explosion. The three girls look forward in battle-ready poses, as the spitting monkeys fall all around them. The explosion has wiped out the entire group, leaving all of them battered, bruised, and beaten. Jared incinerated them in a blast of fire.]

Blossom: C'mon girls, let's put an end to this gorilla warfare!

[They fly off. Cha-Ching Cha-Ching is the third on their hit list. Each girl gets a good hit.]

Blossom: Haha! Good one, Bubbles!

[Cha-Ching Cha-Ching falls down battered and beaten! Laney fired an energy blast at Cha-Ching Cha-Ching and killed him in an explosion. As the wave of water hits another streetway, the girls quickly pound a hole in front of its path, sucking all the water, Hota Wota included, with a look of shock on his face, down to Townsville's sewer ways like a giant toilet and Laney fired a blast of energy and vaporized him from the sewer. The butt bomb baboon machine juts forward, but Bubbles and Blossom pin it down by the hands. As Baboon Kaboom aims the butt cannon at the girls, Buttercup clenches the barrel shut, causing an overload. On his operating screen, the machine reads "B.M. Blowout", and Baboon silently screams in horror before the machine explodes, killing him. Confronting the barrel of monkeys, Buttercup grabs the end monkey by the hand, and like a giant rubber band, Blossom stretches the other end and lets go, sending the chain spiraling into a metal pole on the sidewalk. Jared fired a stream of fire and killed them. Bubbles uses the remaining monkeys as a rather large jump rope and Laney kills them. The singing banana monkey is pounded into the nearby fruit stand by Bubbles, while Blossom sends him spinning down his own slippery path of destruction where Jared incinerates him. The tomato tornado operator looks to his right to find Blossom, who snatches away his mixing rods, collapsing his tornado, as Blossom sends him flying into a ketchup-covered wall where Laney kills him. Buttercup kicks a roundish rolling monkey like a soccer ball, sending him careening into the air off into the distance and Jared fires an energy ball and kills him. Blossom grabs the drill machine by the bit, sending the driver's half of the machine spinning uncontrollably and Laney kills him by blasting the drill. Cruncha Muncha is sent into the waiting arms of Bubbles, who lovingly shakes him until he passes out and Jared uses psychic powers to lift him up and fire an energy ball and kill him. The punches, kicks, fire and energy reach a fervent pace, until one final shot of Jared, Laney and the three girls laying a massive uppercut erupts into pain stars and a massive explosion of fire sending the entire group of monkeys raining down to the ground as a pile of ashes.]

COUNTLESS WONDER RIDE BOOKS FELL AND WE CAUGHT THEM!

Qin: Oh yeah!

Nico: WHEW!

Camie: WOW! That was awesome!

Qin: WHEW! How many monkeys were there?

Blossom: I counted 523,234.

WE GASPED!

Me: That INSTANTLY shatters the record!

Lola: Wow!

Me: That is a lot of Anothers.

Murph: But that was so awesome!

Lola: Boy it sure was!

Nico: And now, we wait.

But then we saw a huge figure!

Me: We don't have to wait long!

We saw ANOTHER MACHINEDRAMON!

Laney: WHOA! Another Machinedramon!

Nico: Wow!

A quail call was heard and a Quail came.

Fluttershy: (Gasp) A quail!

She picked it up.

Me: Wait I know this quail.

Machinedramon: You do?

Another Machinedramon: (In a girls voice) Seki remembers J.D.

Me: (GASP) That voice.

She reverted back and it was a girl with brown hair, green eyes, brown angel wings and had pink clothes and she had a tiara with the symbol of the Quail Dopant in it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had an awesome sword.

Me: Qandy Quail! Wow!

Qandy Quail: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: You too. Qandy is the embodiment of the Quail Dopant and she is a master of the Quail Birds.

Nico: Beautiful birds too.

Me: Yep. And she has powerful energy powers that are as strong as 500 Mega Level Digimon.

Nico: WHOA!

Machinedramon: That is very impressive for someone so young.

Qandy Quail: It sure is.

Kaito: (gets out Ex Aid Gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Zocks: (gets out Build gear) Because we can grant it instead.

Kaito got an Ex-Aid Sword and Zocks got a Build Sword.

Qandy Quail: Actually Swartz didn't promise me anything. He didn't like the sounds of quail calls for some reason.

Sakura Knudson: I did hear quails in the lab and he screamed for some reason.

Me: Weird. I didn't know Swartz was terrified of quails. Weird fear.

Lola: Yeah.

Nico: No kidding.

Sougo (gets out Ex Aid Ridewatch): And now, Seki is part of the mascots.

Armor Time! (Retro video game-themed music) Level Up! Ex-Aid!

Geiz (Gets out Cross Z Ridewatch): Where he or she will be involved in drinking beer, Robot Chicken Sketches, pranks, and other kind of shenanigans.

Armor Time! Wake up burning! Cross-Z!

Sougo got ExAidArmor while Geiz got CrossZArmor.

Qandy Quail: (LAUGHS) That is true. But I don't think Quails can drink beer.

Me: I don't know for sure myself.

Lola: Yeah.

Lincoln: Lets separate you first.

He fired a wave of light and separated her.

Qandy Quail: Awesome!

She fired waves of lightning and energy and blasted Another Machinedramon!

Nico: Time for this! (ACTIVATES MACHINEDRAMON AND EVIL AQUA MAN'S RIDEWATCHES) (ECHOING) AQUA GIGA CANNON!

He fired a wave energy blast and smashed the Another down.

May: Take this one! Time for some Dino Fury Power! (ACTIVATES KISHIRYUKI AND MR. MASCOT'S RIDEWATCHES)

She fired a wave of energy and elements and blasted down Another Machinedramon.

Maria: I'll be back! (ACTIVATES TERMINATOR 1984 AND EVIL ASTRO MAN'S RIDEWATCHES)

She fired waves of energy and blasted the Another.

Lucia: Take this! (ACTIVATES EVIL AQUA MAN'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of water and smashed down Another

Then White Lightning, Marina Del Ray, Universe 666 Dave/Dr. Octavius Brine, Ghiaccio, DJ Drummond and Buzzord came.

Nico: Awesome team White Lightning.

White Lightning: Thanks Nico!

?: This will be fun!

Junk Man came.

Me: Whoa! Junk Man!

Junk Man: (In a girls voice) This will be fun.

Nico: Jenna Junk!? Whoa!

Qin: Our awesome tinkerer comes!

Jenna Junk: (LAUGHS) Yep.

Tai Kamiya: Lets teach this guy a lesson!

Agumon: You got it!

He warp digivolved!

Agumon: AGUMON WARP DIGIVOLVE TO…

He turned into WarGreymon!

WarGreymon: (Echoing) WARGREYMON!

He went at Another Machinedramon and Jenna Junk fired laser blasts to distract the Another. Then…

SLASH!

He slashed Another Machinedramon into a million pieces! Destroying him!

He was back to normal!

I caught the Ridewatch and purified it!

Me: Oh yeah!

Nico: WHOA! Just like old Times Huh Tai.

Maria: A machine got beaten by junk!

Me: And the combined power of WarGreymon.

Xenia: That was awesome!

Qin: As Izzy would say, Prodigious!

Nico: Yeah!

Jenna Junk: That is for sure! Oh I'm naked guys. Just so you know.

Me: Oh boy.

I put on my blind man glasses and the boys covered their eyes.

Me: It's gonna hurt.

Jenna Junk: I know.

Me: Here we go. (SNAPS FINGERS)

I snapped my fingers and she doubled over in pain and threw up and then a pile of junk CRASHED onto May!

KRASMASH!

She was buried under a huge pile of garbage!

Jenna reverted back and she had black hair, blue eyes, black angel wings and had a symbol in the middle of her forehead in the shape of some spare nuts and bolts.

Jenna Junk: (Groans) That hurt. (GASP) Oh my god! Sorry May!

May: Ouch.

Jenna Junk: (Sees herself) GAH! Eyes to yourselves perverts!

Rarity: Don't worry darling we can fix this.

The fashion brigade gave her awesome new dark green blue clothes and she looked awesome.

Jenna Junk: Wow! I look great!

We went and got May out of the junk.

May: We can keep some of this.

Laney: Good idea.

Lana: It can be useful.

Jenna Junk: I am a tinkerer and a recycler after all.

Qin: Yep.

Lucia: Do you have any favorite memories of Nico?

Jenna Junk: Just when me and Nico when to the junkyard and we made this amazing airplane from all kinds of old junk.

Me: That is cool!

Nico: It sure is.

Nico and Jenna hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Jenna Junk: Same here.

Me: Awesome. Teddy would you and your family like to be placed into our protection in case Lydia and Mac return? We can train Murph in everything we know?

Teddy: We would like that.

Me: Awesome.

We went back home and moved the whole mansion of Teddy and family to the estate.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Cyborg, Ice, Katie Kirrington, Dexter, Poppy, and Elena Validus are heading to Acme Acres in the Tiny Toons episode "Real Kids Don't Eat Broccoli", the segment part of The Return of The Acme Acres Zone, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the ten girls here, but we're going to deal with some rogue droids running loose.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Acme Acres in the Tiny Toons episode "Real Kids Don't Eat Broccoli", the segment part of The Return of The Acme Acres Zone, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the ten girls here, but we're going to deal with some rogue droids running loose.

Me: Oh man, I remember this all too well. Plus, The Acme Acres Zone is the Looney Tunes version of The Twilight Zone.

Nico: Yeah, which means we're in for some suspense, mystery, and action Acme Acres style.

Lincoln: Exactly. Now, we got meet up with Buster at The Hologram Arcade, we'll start there.

Cyborg: This should be good.

We met up with Buster Bunny, and we headed for The Hologram Arcade.

Buster Bunny: (Voiceover) Our first move was to check the word on the street. Droids all over town were disappearing, I figured we could pick up some info at The Hologram Arcade. The place was packed with the dreads of society. Losers: guys with a hanging curveball.

We then saw Plucky with a mohawk reaching for a token.

Buster Bunny: (Voiceover) Plucky was a stool pigeon who always had his ear to the ground for hot tips to sell.

Me: There's our stool pigeon.

Buster Bunny: (Stepped on Plucky's fingers) Hiya, Plucky. I need some leads on the runaway droid caper. Know anything?

Buster threw some gold coins in the air, and to a stool pigeon like Plucky, he took the bait.

Plucky Duck: Yeah, yeah, the droid thing, sure. But, it'll cost you the price of a game, just one, man!

Me: Yeesh.

Buster then grabbed Plucky by the arms and kicked him into a chair. Then, he took out 100 Simollians and placed it in the slot.

Buster Bunny: A 100 Simollians seems fair.

The game activated and Plucky was outfitted with boxing gloves and had water sprayed in his mouth.

Buster Bunny: Any idea on who's behind this fiendish plot?

Plucky Duck: (Shook his head) Mm-mmm! Mm-mmm!

Buster Bunny: (Glares at Plucky) Any clues to where they went?

Me: Start talking, stool pigeon.

Plucky Duck: Le Club Acme. NOW, LET ME PLAY! (EYES WENT CRAZY)

The bell rung and a big droid came out. Plucky tried to rush him, but the big droid held his head and then...!

WHAM!

The big droid smashed Plucky's beak in and it spun around and he had birds flying around his head.

Arcade Game: (Electronic Voice) Game Over, you lose!

The droid went back.

Buster Bunny: Thanks, Plucky. (Took out another 100 Simollians) Have one on me.

Buster inserted the coin in, and we took our leave.

Plucky Duck: (SCREAMS IN TERROR)

He saw what he was screaming at: a bigger menacing red droid came out.

Plucky Duck: I'LL NEVER PLAY VIDEO GAMES AGAIN! I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON! (SCREAMS)

The scene changes back to the city.

Buster Bunny: (Voiceover) In happier times, The Club Le Acme was a favorite watering hole of Acme Acres' elite, these days, it's way past its prime, a home for cyberpunks and Lambada junkies. (Pushes over the bodyguards) The bodyguards were pushovers.

It was now a club full of dancing, but like he said, it was way past its prime.

Buster Bunny: (Voiceover) I gave the joint a once-over, this place was hotter than Chernobyl on a Saturday night, I was looking for info. But, then, we spotted it alright, a dark stranger was lurking about: it was none other than Universe 666 Sebastian. During our battle against The Goosebumps Monsters and also ticking off Slappy the Dummy in the process, me and the gang of Acme Loo, our teachers, the legendary Looney Tunes, our teachers' descendants and Acmetropolis' heroes, The Loonatics, and our long-time allies from long ago, The Z-Fighters, declared war on him and the Universe 666 versions of the Z-Fighters' foes, who got killed by that dark monster long ago and brought back from the dead to serve him. I knew he had something to do with this, we saw the red eyes of hatred and eternal madness and the demonic deranged grin that showed a sharp mouthful of fangs, and there's no mistaking the blood on his black clothes from anywhere.

Buster Bunny: After him, team!

We gave pursuit on Universe 666 Sebastian, but he left behind an army of possessed droids to kill us, so we blasted them down and pursued him, but that psychopath made a dark portal and he went into it and escaped back to Perfecto Prep. But, we knew without a doubt he was behind this.

Suddenly, we saw five beautiful and super sexy girls with long hair in red, blue, orange, pink, and yellow, yellow hairbands, purple eyes, they were tall at 7'0" in height, they have the bodies of goddess and large breasts, fair skin, massive beautiful red, blue, orange, pink, and yellow angel wings, and they were dressed in red sleeveless crop tops, red knee-length skirts, red knee-high boots with butterfly buckles, black long-sleeved coat, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, magic, purple smoke, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back are The Decepticon Dreads, holstered on their backs are massive greatswords, and with them are the ten girls.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Amira Geniemagic, the Crowbar Gene-Slammer, Dalal Geniemagic, the Crankcase Gene-Slammer, Nihal Geniemagic, the Berserker Gene-Slammer, Ofra Geniemagic, the Dreadbot Gene-Slammer, and Rania Geniemagic, the Hatchet Gene-Slammer A.K.A. The Geniemagic Sisters.

Amira Geniemagic: That's right, and we got the girls away from the rogue droids, we found out they don't eat broccoli and that lunatic was the one who made them go rogue.

Suddenly, we saw the rogue droids coming right at us.

Sylvester: Here they come, this is going to get messy.

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: Looks like it, but we need to close the case on this caper. Come on, team!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Cyborg and his team, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Eternal Night Dream Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after the rogue droids, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.

Then, Buster Bunny got out a computer virus and as he threw it, the virus spread to the other droids and they crashed. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Buster Bunny: Hope I didn't "bug" ya!

Lincoln: So, that madman was the one who made those droids go nuts. Ever since I stripped him of his powers of poisonous darkness, he's no longer able to bring back villains whom we've killed, and that's angered him to no end, but who cares what he thinks, he's a monstrous demon, but we're so going to enjoy ending his miserable butt. (To The Geniemagic Angels) And it's so good to see you and your sisters again, Amira.

Amira Geniemagic: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.

Lincoln went up to The Geniemagic Sisters and he hugged them, and The Geniemagic Sisters are very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since they last saw him, and they also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and they had an atomic red blush on their faces, and the atomic red blush on their faces soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you five since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Dalal Geniemagic: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories and gold halo behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness.

Nihal Geniemagic: You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, we've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know these five girls?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., meet Amira Geniemagic, the Crowbar Gene-Slammer, Dalal Geniemagic, the Crankcase Gene-Slammer, Nihal Geniemagic, the Berserker Gene-Slammer, Ofra Geniemagic, the Dreadbot Gene-Slammer, and Rania Geniemagic, the Hatchet Gene-Slammer A.K.A. The Geniemagic Sisters, these five sisters are my Guardian Angels from Egypt and classmates in Gym, but they are also beautiful half-genies. Their outfits and hair are just like their sister, Shantae. Amira has long red hair with matching clothing, Dalal has blue hair with matching clothing, Nihal has orange hair with matching clothing, Ofra has pink hair with matching clothing, and Rania has yellow hair with matching clothing, and they, Shantae, and I love to dance.

Nico: Whoa.

Selene Emperyous: Yep, and Lincoln made Shantae and her sisters beautiful necklaces, and to show thanks, they each kissed Lincoln on the lips. As a result, Lincoln promised that when he comes of age, he will marry Shantae, her sisters, Sky, Rottytops, and Risky Boots along with the rest of his harem, that took place before Ronnie Anne came into the picture. Plus, they hate Lewis Travolta and Bradley Uppercrust III with a blazing passion, the reason why is because they tried to enter The Dance Club and steal women's clothing, but thankfully, The Dance Club has silent alarms that alerted Lincoln, Shantae, and her sisters who instantly arrived and beat the crap out Lewis Travolta and Bradley Uppercrust III and wedgied them onto a flagpole only in their underwear.

Eli: Goddamn fucking jerks and perverts.

Me: As if those assholes couldn't sink any lower than that.

Nico: They were already bad from what we'd seen and heard about them.

Lincoln: Yep, but what my Guardian Angels have told you all about them, you now know their crimes go even deeper than you think, and now that you and your sisters are here, Amira.

Lincoln went up to and hugged each of The Geniemagic Sisters in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of their necks, and he slowly bit each of them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from each of their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.

Amira Geniemagic: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of The Geniemagic Sisters with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Dalal Geniemagic: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Geniemagic Sisters.

The Geniemagic Sisters had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around them and he leaned down to each of their faces and kissed each of them on the lips and they also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the ten girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The ten girls are Chisa Sakurai, Alice Nonoyama, Rena Asaoka, and Fujiyama Mayumi from Lingeries and Rev, Amphora, Flux, Izell, Kayi, and Mysteen from Rocket Arena.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Chisa Sakurai, Alice Nonoyama, Rena Asaoka, and Fujiyama Mayumi from Lingeries and Rev, Amphora, Flux, Izell, Kayi, and Mysteen from Rocket Arena.

Nicole: Whoa, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Chisa Sakurai: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Chisa Sakurai and the other nine girls saw who it was that saved them from the droids that went rogue because of Universe 666 Sebastian, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.

Chisa Sakurai: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.

Lincoln made nine clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.

Chisa Sakurai: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, ten Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Chisa Sakurai, Alice Nonoyama, Rena Asaoka, Fujiyama Mayumi, Rev, Amphora, Flux, Izell, Kayi, and Mysteen with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to the World Tree Estate and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villains we went after were the rogue droids from the Tiny Toons episode "Real Kids Don't Eat Broccoli" part of The Return of The Acme Acres Zone, and the cause of them going rogue was Universe 666 Sebastian.

But, when Lincoln showed what we did to those tin cans and Buster Bunny throwing a computer virus at the droids that made them crash, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the cheeks. Lincoln and the Geniemagic Sisters have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.

Maria: Oh man, I can't believe you guys travelled to The Acme Acres Zone and you had to deal with some rogue droids.

Lincoln: Caused by Universe 666 Sebastian, and now, we have access to The Acme Acres Zone.

Buster Bunny: The other side of Acme Acres: the looney middle ground between humor and cheap laughs, a dimension not only of sight gags and sound effect, but of mind.

Me: If I know the Acme Acres Zone stories, there's always a twist ending, but for this one, that came already in the form of Universe 666 Sebastian being the cause of it.

Nico: Yep, but his madness will end very soon.


After taking care of the rogue droids and driving Universe 666 Sebastian back to the abandoned Perfecto Prep school now turned into his demonic castle, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when The Geniemagic Sisters saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.

Amira Geniemagic: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever.

Dalal Geniemagic: He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of.

Nihal Geniemagic: If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Ofra Geniemagic: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.

Rania Geniemagic: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

Nico: Yep. So, girls, what memories did you have with Lincoln?

The Geniemagic Sisters played a video on the screen and it shows Lincoln and the Geniemagic Sisters and Shantae finishing up a dance routine at their Gym, and they were sweating buckets and drinking some water.

Past Lincoln: Whew, what a workout.

Past Amira Geniemagic: You got that right, when it comes to dancing, we were really putting our bodies to work mastering some awesome dance moves.

Nihal Geniemagic: You said it.

LOUD MONSTROUS BELCH!

Suddenly, they heard a loud monstrous belch and caught the stench of B.O. and feet.

Past Lincoln: Oh great, there's no mistaking that loud belch from anywhere. Get out here, Lynn, I can smell the sweat coming off you and your sweaty pits!

Suddenly, they saw Lynn come out, and she was out for blood again, then, she pounced on Lincoln and they got into a scuffle until Lincoln punched her off him, but his tank top now had tears on it and was ruined.

Past Lincoln: Okay, that's it, I'm taking you down once again, you pain in the butt!

Lincoln grabbed his ruined tank top and tore it off and his massive white angel wings spread out, and we knew it meant trouble when that happens. Lynn roared again and went at Lincoln, but he reared his right fist back, and he landed a mean uppercut to Lynn's stomach knocking the wind out of her, and then, he reared his left fist back and gave her a nasty uppercut that sent her flying out of the gym and back to The Loud House to face her doom as the video ended.

Nico: Jeez, so a day of dance practice got ruined by Lynn again. What got her gym shorts riding up her butt that time?

Me: She beat up Margo, Paula, and Polly for questioning her Number 2 rule, no one goes Number 2 until they're Number 1. That rule is really stupid, because if no one goes to the bathroom, they're bound to have health problems because of it.

Nico: What?!

Lincoln: It's true, I talked to Mrs. Santiago about it, and it really horrified me. Someone had to tell it to Lynn, but knowing her history of getting extremely violent when someone questions her rules and superstitions, I was scared to do it. But, Margo, Paula, and Polly took a really huge risk.

Margo: We did, and in her typical sore loser fashion, she beat me, Paula, and Polly up bad and ran off to kill you thinking you told us about what you found, that was when J.D. took us to the hospital and we told him of what Lynn did to us and that she was about to kill you again.

Me: But, when I saw Lynn dazed and in her cage, I knew you did this, Lincoln.

Luna: He called and told us everything that happened, and Lynn got grounded for twelve weeks for what she did to her friends.

Lincoln: And if she ever tried to enforce that dumb rule again, I was going to let Laney Emperyous use the Hell's Torture Illusion on Lynn.

Eli: But, that'd kill her.

Lincoln: Actually, it'll make Lynn see horrible visions of Hell and make her see that if she doesn't change any of her nasty ways, this'll be what awaits her.

Nico: Eternal damnation if she doesn't change her nasty ways. (Shudders) That's scarier than sending her to reform school or to the Scared Straight Program.

We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Simulator Terraia the Dorome, Simulator Yamiga the Cursed Sword, Simulator Yomika the Nurarihyon, Simulator Yukomo the Inari, Simulator Yumika the Ice Queen, and Simulator Sci-Twi are heading to Everbay Coast.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Simulator Terraia the Dorome, Simulator Yamiga the Cursed Sword, Simulator Yomika the Nurarihyon, Simulator Yukomo the Inari, Simulator Yumika the Ice Queen, and Simulator Sci-Twi are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Simulator Terraia the Dorome, Simulator Yamiga the Cursed Sword, Simulator Yomika the Nurarihyon, Simulator Yukomo the Inari, Simulator Yumika the Ice Queen, and Simulator Sci-Twi all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.

Simulator Terraia the Dorome: Wow, so, this is Everbay Coast, it sure is beautiful.

Lincoln: It sure is, Terraia, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?

Lincoln, Simulator Terraia the Dorome, Simulator Yamiga the Cursed Sword, Simulator Yomika the Nurarihyon, Simulator Yukomo the Inari, Simulator Yumika the Ice Queen, and Simulator Sci-Twi dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and Simulator Terraia the Dorome, Simulator Yamiga the Cursed Sword, Simulator Yomika the Nurarihyon, Simulator Yukomo the Inari, Simulator Yumika the Ice Queen, and Simulator Sci-Twi got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails.

But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he sucked out all of their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.

Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Simulator Terraia the Dorome, Simulator Yamiga the Cursed Sword, Simulator Yomika the Nurarihyon, Simulator Yukomo the Inari, Simulator Yumika the Ice Queen, and Simulator Sci-Twi and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Simulator Terraia the Dorome, Simulator Yamiga the Cursed Sword, Simulator Yomika the Nurarihyon, Simulator Yukomo the Inari, Simulator Yumika the Ice Queen, and Simulator Sci-Twi placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and he also marked them as he slowly sank his fangs into them and fed on their blood. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.

Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Everbay Coast, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!

Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Simulator Terraia the Dorome, Simulator Yamiga the Cursed Sword, Simulator Yomika the Nurarihyon, Simulator Yukomo the Inari, Simulator Yumika the Ice Queen, and Simulator Sci-Twi with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Simulator Terraia the Dorome, Simulator Yamiga the Cursed Sword, Simulator Yomika the Nurarihyon, Simulator Yukomo the Inari, Simulator Yumika the Ice Queen, and Simulator Sci-Twi are in your harem.

Yamiga: And we also had a talk and found out that more of our friends are also planning on joining Lincoln's harem.

Me: Awesome.

Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.

Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.

Rarity: And trying to kill Simulator Terraia the Dorome, Simulator Yamiga the Cursed Sword, Simulator Yomika the Nurarihyon, Simulator Yukomo the Inari, Simulator Yumika the Ice Queen, and Simulator Sci-Twi, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.

Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!

Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!

Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.

Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!

We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.

SNAPS FINGERS!

We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.

Me: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!

Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!

Luna: DO IT, BRO!

Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!

MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!

Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!

Flip stopped farting like crazy.

Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!

Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.

Me: Because of you using Walker's powers.

Connor Chan: Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!

Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!

Connor Chan: Tattle tale.


Later it was time for another awesome Super Mario Galaxy 2 adventure.

Nico: Cloudy Court Galaxy is next.

Me: Ooh! That one makes you feel like you're on Cloud 9!

We Laughed!

Nico: (LAUGHS) Good one!

Luan: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

Eddy: (LAUGHS) That was a good one.

Stella Zhau: Me and Flare will go.

Mega Man: And me and Roll too.

Nico: Okay then! Lets go.

They went in and the simulator Activated and they were at CLOUDY COURT GALAXY!

Flare Corona: Wow! This is amazing!

Nico: Any tips, Nicole?

Nicole: (On the radio) Well this level doesn't have a boss so you're going for the star at the top right?

Nico: Yep.

Nicole: Well just blast and fly as you hit the enemies.

Nico: Okay then.

Flare Corona: Awesome!

Stella: I see Goombas!

Nico: Lets get them!

?: Let us help too!

2 girls came. One had blue hair, blue eyes, blue clothes and blue angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of Mega Man on and the second girl had blond hair, green eyes and red angel wings and red clothes and a tiara with the symbol for Roll on it and the same symbol on her vest.

Me: Megan Mega!

Nico: And Rhonda Roll!

Mega Man: Wow! Our embodiments!

Megan Mega: That's right and J.D. I hear your voice. Awesome to see you again.

Rhonda Roll: And you too Nico.

Nico: Same here. We'll talk later. Lets get the star.

They were off and they blasted the Goombas.

Nico: (gets out Machinedramon and Metal Sonic's Ridewatches) Time for machine power!

Nico activated the ridewatches and fired energy blasts and smashed the Goombas.

Megan and Rhonda blasted the Goombas all over.

Stella and Flare fired waves of fire and blasted them.

Roll: Save some for us!

Roll and Mega Man fired energy blasts and smashed the Goombas all over!

Nico: Yeah!

Roll: Take that!

Mega Man: Oh yeah!

They went for the star and they got to the top and got the star!

YOU GOT A STAR!

Nico: YEAH! We got it!

Megan Mega: That was fun!

Rhonda Rhol: It sure was!

They all high five.

Flare Corona: How did you two first meet Nico and J.D.?

Megan Mega: I first met J.D. when we went to a local carnival and J.D. won this necklace for me.

Nico: That's pretty.

Megan Mega: Yep.

Rhonda Roll: And I met Nico when we were at a Home Decorating Show. I love to decorate.

Nico: That's right.

Rhonda Roll: That was awesome.

Nico: Would you girls like to join the team?

Megan Mega: We would be honored.

They left and we cheered wildly for them.


We saw the mascots with instuments.

Dawn Branca: What are you guys doing?

Poromon: We're going to do a band.

Luna: Rockin! Me and Sam and the Rainbooms will join in!

Me: Cool!

Nico: Who gets a guitar?

Poromon: Many of you guys play that.

Me: True.

Poromon: So I will.

Me: Okay.

We got our instruments and went to the garage and practiced.

Catharina Cheese: What's the band called?

Poromon: The Cute Wonders.

Me: That is a cute and awesome name.

Varie: Nice.

We got to practicing.

We were playing numerous kinds of songs

Mixmaster: Which instrument do each of you guys get?

Poromon: Guitar.

Manaphy: Drums

Tentacool: Keyboard

Poliwag: Tambourine.

Jirachi: And the rest of us whatever instrument is good.

Nico: Cool cool

We were making all kinds of awesome songs.

G1 Jazz: These tunes you guys are making rock!

Nico: YEAH! Rock on!

Varie: Oh yeah!

Pharaoh Man: I hope you guys star in a concert

Poromon: Me too! That was fun!

Xenia: It sure was!

Lola: Yeah!

Nico: Yep.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than another of Captain Underpants' enemies, Professor Poopypants and he's causing havoc once again. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: Oh boy.

Lincoln sounded the alarm and we rushed in.

Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it's none other than another of Captain Underpants' enemies, Professor Poopypants and he's causing havoc once again.

Me: Uh oh.

Nico: Whoa! Been a while since we faced one of Captain Underpants' enemies!

Luan: Not good, we need to tell George and Harold about this.

Nico: And J.D., we'll need some of those 22nd Century Exomasks.

Me: On it.

I gave everyone their own 22nd Century Exomasks and they put them on.

Nico: Nice. Now, let's head down there and battle that madman.

Lincoln: He's gonna pay for this.

Camie: Who is Professor Poopypants?

Me: His name is Tippy Tinkletrousers.

Everyone laughed!

Me: But he likes being called Professor Poopypants.

I went over his history.


Tippy Tinkletrousers, formerly known as Professor Pippy P. Poopypants (Professor Pee Pee Diarrheastein Poopypants, Esq. in the film), is the main antagonist of the Captain Underpants franchise.

He is the archenemy of the titular character, Captain Underpants.

In the 2017 computer-animated film adaptation, he was voiced by Nick Kroll, who also played Douche in Sausage Party, Lola Skumpy in Big Mouth and Sergei in The Secret Life of Pets 2.

In the scholastic audiobook series, he is voiced by Len Forgione.

The Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants

Poopypants first appeared in the fourth novel The Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants, where he was a brilliant inventor and scientist hailing from the country of New Swissland (where it is tradition for everyone to have a silly name, hence the professor's name), he travels to the United States with the goal of using a pair of inventions of his to reduce the world's garbage supply and increase the world's food supply. However, on account of his ridiculous name, no one takes him or his miraculous invention seriously.

Having had no luck with his inventions, Professor Poopypants takes a job at Jerome Horwitz Elementary School (ran by Mr. Krupp) as the new science teacher (since the previous one quit) in hopes that the children would be good-natured and kind. However, this proves false as the students all laugh at his name, paying no attention in class. Though Poopypants temporarily reclaims the class's respect by unveiling his Gerbil Jogger 2000, a machine which gerbils can use to jog, the class soon started mocking Poopypants days later for weeks, driving the Professor to the brink of insanity.

He finally snaps when he finds a comic book written by George Beard and Harold Hutchins (the two main protagonists of the book series). They called him the Pied Pooper of Piqua. In the comic, Poopypants creates several Gerbil Jogger 2000s a created an army of gerbils listening to Cher music. The principal called for Captain Underpants when they attacked the children and cupcakes. When he arrived and laughed at his name, Poopypants used his bowtie to transform into a cyborg. After a chase, Poopypants managed to catch Captain Underpants. Before he could crush him in a machine, however, the hero sprayed him with a toilet causing him to rust. Then, Captain Underpants destroyed the controller with the Cher music, freeing the gerbils and saving the children, before taking Poopypants away.

Using an enlarged version of his Gerbil Jogger 2000 invention, he crazily holds the school hostage and shrinks them using his shrinking device, then makes them change their names to a silly name lest he shrinks them down to nothing. George and Harold (now Fluffy and Cheeseball) get Captain Underpants (now Buttercup Chickenfanny, but Captain Underpants decided not to change his name and said that he would not take orders from anybody) to steal Professor Poopypants' enlarging machine, but unfortunately, he and the machine are shrunk in the process.

The two of them try to enlarge the school back to normal size but get flicked off the school. Cheeseball makes a paper airplane that Fluffy enlarges. The plane flies into many threats, yet Captain Underpants rescues them and they end up in an abandoned alley. Fluffy tries to enlarge Captain Underpants (accidentally enlarging Cheeseball's right hand) to the size of Professor Poopypants's gerbil machine. Captain Underpants then fights and defeats Professor Poopypants.

Once Professor Poopypants is defeated, everyone gets their names back. The boys use the shrinking and enlarging machines to get the school and Captain Underpants back to normal size. Then Captain Underpants gets soaked with water, turning back to Mr. Krupp.

Before Professor Poopypants is hauled off to jail, George and Harold (showing some sympathy) pointed out that it would've been better for Poopypants to change his own name to get rid of the mockery instead of forcing others to change their names, something which Poopypants realized as he stated that he never thought of that before. Sadly, he chooses his maternal grandfather's name, Tippy Tinkletrousers, which his fellow inmates mock.

The Wrath of the Wicked Wedgie Woman

In the next book, Captain Underpants and the Wrath of the Wicked Wedgie Woman, Ingrid Ashley and Larry Zarrow of Piqua's Eyewitness News referred to each other as Chim-Chim Diaperbrains and Booger Stinkersquirt. This shows that they, along with maybe others, have not yet fully recovered from what happened with Professor Poopypants.

The Preposterous Plight of the Purple-Potty People

An alternate, benevolent version of Tippy Tinkletrousers appears in the eighth book, Captain Underpants and the Preposterous Plight of the Purple-Potty People, working for the fire department along with alternate versions of Zorx, Klax, and Jennifer. The real Tippy Tinkletrousers appears at the end of the book in a giant pair of robotic trousers and gets angry at two cops that laugh at his name. He then freezes the cops with his latest invention: The Freezy Beam 4000. He then announces, "It's time for my revenge!". He then chases after George, Harold, Sulu, and Crackers.

The Terrifying Return of Tippy Tinkletrousers

Tippy serves as the main antagonist of the ninth book (Captain Underpants and the Terrifying Return of Tippy Tinkletrousers). It is revealed here that what happened at the end of the eighth book did not originally happen, as Tippy Tinkletrousers and the robotic trousers were actually from the future and interrupted what was supposed to happen. In the original timeline, after George, Harold, and Mr. Krupp get arrested for the crimes of Evil George, Harold, and Captain Blunderpants, Tippy reveals his newest robotic suit to his prisoners by claiming that he is building a statue for the warden. He then takes Mr. Krupp and breaks both of them out as he wishes to find George and Harold and get revenge on Captain Underpants for throwing him in prison.

He succeeds in finding the two boys due to Mr. Krupp telling him they are in the Piqua Juvenile Detention Center, but George and Harold snap their fingers in front of him, transforming him into Captain Underpants, but revealing to Tippy who the Captain is when not fighting crime. The Captain goes off to find a cape which he finds in the Everything Except Fabric Softener Store.

Tippy then interrogates the boys on everything they know about their superhero until the Captain arrives. They fight, but the Captain easily beats the Professor with ease before the Captain tricks the Professor into freezing the suits' feet. The Captain then rips off the top of the suit, reducing it to the robotic trousers as seen at the end of Book 8.

Realizing the Captain is too powerful for him to beat, the Professor decides to go back in time five years ago to escape from him. Tippy does so and successfully escape from Captain Underpants. When Kipper Krupp and his friends run from an apparent ghost, Tippy appears in front of the sixth graders in his robot pants and states it looks like they have seen a ghost.

This causes the four boys to go insane and taken to a reality-challenged institute as well as leaving Mr. Krupp to be blamed for all the events that happened in his school. He is fired from his position as principal due to everyone blaming him.

Tippy, not realizing what he had just done, go back to the future while also noting kids five years ago were different than he thought they were.

However, when he returns, he sees the future ruined and destroyed. He learns from a small boy that the moon got blown up by Dr. Diaper, talking toilets started rampaging around the city, and giant zombie nerds began terrorizing the town.

Realizing that he had created a huge mistake, the Professor tries to get back into his robot pants and undo the entire mess, but he is seemingly squashed by the giant zombie nerd George and Harold before he could do so.

The Revolting Revenge of the Radioactive Robo-Boxers

In the tenth book, it's revealed that Tippy Tinkletrousers was not killed by the Zombie Nerd Harold, because zombie nerds are slow due to their incredible size, and Tippy faked his death by placing a bag of ketchup under Harold's feet.

Tippy went back in time to before he drove the bullies insane and froze them before they could see him. He shrunk his younger self and returned to the present with him. When the bullies thawed, history was restored to normal.

Tippy confronted George and Harold and froze the cops as was depicted at the end of Book 8. He attempted his revenge on George and Harold, but they escaped him and went back in time to return Crackers to the dinosaur age, bringing Sulu with them to protect him from Tippy and accidentally bringing Mr. Krupp with them due to him chasing after George and Harold.

Tippy sent his smaller, younger self back in time to find out where George and Harold disappeared to. Because of this, three Tippys existed at once: "Big Tippy," "Tiny Tippy," and "Slightly Younger Tiny Tippy.

They traveled back in time after George and Harold, during which Tiny Tippy and Slightly Younger Tiny Tippy decided they didn't like being bossed around, so they snuck out and traveled through time to get the Goosy-Grow 4000 (ironically causing role reversal between the boy who often noticed the events and his mother who was skeptical about them).

Tiny Tippy had Slightly Younger Tiny Tippy use it to restore him to his normal size and then again to make him bigger, calling himself "Supa Mega Tippy." However, he refused to use the Goosy-Grow 4000 on Slightly Younger Tiny Tippy and immediately traveled back to the Mesozoic Era.

Meanwhile, Big Tippy fought Captain Underpants, discovering that water turns him back into Mr. Krupp. Then Supa Mega Tippy appeared (with Slightly Younger Tiny Tippy aboard his robot unseen).

Big Tippy told his bigger self about Captain Underpants's weakness, but they argued over who should destroy him, resulting in Big Tippy activating the timer of a nuclear bomb on his robot in an attempt to kill Captain Underpants himself.

Even though the bombs couldn't be turned off, he didn't care as long as it killed his nemesis. Supa Mega Tippy traveled into the future with the others after kicking Big Tippy to Mexico before the bomb exploded, killing Big Tippy along with the dinosaurs.

Supa Mega Tippy and the others traveled to the caveman age, where Slightly Younger Tiny Tippy tampered with his giant counterpart's freeze beam so that it couldn't be turned off.

Supa Mega Tippy ties up Mr. Krupp under a waterfall after George and Harold got away by distracting him and cutting apart the mechanical arms. George and Harold got the cavemen to help fight against him, causing damage to him and his robot.

So Supa Mega Tippy tried to freeze them, but as his freeze beam wouldn't turn off (which was due to Slightly Younger Tippy sabotaging the device and its emergency shut off), and Slightly Younger Tiny Tippy permanently turned the Goosy-Grow 4000 on with the help of some gum to repeatedly increase his size until he accidentally drops it.

This causes the Goosy-Grow 4000 to zap the ice, which causes the ice to rapidly spread across the planet, starting the Ice Age and freezing Supa Mega Tippy to death.

George and Harold untied Mr. Krupp and turned him into Captain Underpants, who moved the cavemen to a safe area but was turned back to Mr. Krupp by Slightly Younger Tiny Tippy, who took him, George, Harold, Crackers, and Sulu, and traveled thirty years into the future from their time.

George and Harold turned Mr. Krupp and his future counterpart into Captain Underpants, who beat up Slightly Younger Tiny Tippy. When it looks like they would win, Tippy activates his nuclear bomb which he modified to destroy the entire galaxy.

Crackers and Sulu got on board his robot and sent it back in time to before the universe existed. In the darkness, the bomb exploded, Poopypants was presumably killed and created the universe with the Big Bang (or "Big Ka-Bloosh Theory"). Thus, all three of his deaths caused the major events of the universe to take place.

He made a cameo appearance in the eleven book in the part when Melvin, Captain Underpants, George and Harold arrive in the present. However, he was only seen from behind.

Poopypants reappears in the film as the main antagonist. While he is a villain from the start, this version of Poopypants is less homicidal than the book attempting to simply get rid of laughter and never trying to kill anyone unlike his book counterpart.

As revealed in a flashback, Poopypants was once an esteemed scientist who, at a Nobel Prize ceremony, unveiled a ray that could alter the sizes of anything it hits. However, all the attendees mocked his name, causing him to descend into villainy.

At the start of the film, he visits Jerome Horwitz Elementary in the hopes of being hired as the new science teacher. Captain Underpants (under his Mr. Krupp disguise) happily hires him because of his lack of common sense, as Poopypants is clearly insane (as well as unqualified for the job, as even Poopypants himself bluntly admits).

Using the name "Professor P." to avoid ridicule, Poopypants attempts to fit in with the students while teaching them his goals of ridding the world of humor. His problems soon resurface, though, when George and Harold discover Poopypants' name and mock it throughout the school.

Having enough of the mockery, Poopypants plots to take over the town, and recruits the local tattletale Melvin Sneedly to his cause after seeing that his brain has literally no sense of humor. Poopypants is also astounded to hear that Melvin has previously built a brilliant invention known as the Turbo Toilet 2000. With that in mind, Poopypants uses his technology to make the Turbo Toilet 2000 grow in size and uses toxic cafeteria leftovers as fuel for the robot. He then uses Melvin's brain as a source to turn all of the school's students and staff into zombies with no sense of humor.

When Captain Underpants tries to stop Poopypants, the latter gets the Turbo Toilet 2000 to swallow Captain Underpants whole before capturing George and Harold, intending to erase their senses of humor to finalize his plan. George and Harold then apologize to Poopypants for laughing at his name, and they admit he has the greatest name ever. But Poopypants still stubbornly states his name is unfunny. George then tells Poopypants that his problem isn't that people laugh at him, it's that he can't laugh at himself. Still not convinced, Poopypants proceeds his plan. However, it is harder to erase George and Harold's senses of humor because the parts of their brains that house their humor are enormous. After he finally manages to corrupt George and Harold, he launches into a speech about his goals to conquer the entire universe. However, when he mentions Uranus, the very thing that sparked the boys' friendship, the duo regains their sense of humor, crashing the Turbo-Toilet's computer and returning the students' senses of humor.

Following Melvin getting rolled away in a giant roll of toilet paper from the Turbo Toilet 2000, Poopypants angrily attempts to shrink both George and Harold in revenge for foiling his plans, but Captain Underpants comes to the rescue, having escaped from the Turbo Toilet 2000's mouth by consuming the leftovers to gain superpowers. Captain Underpants then proceeds to defeat Poopypants and Harold uses Poopypants' invention, the "Sizerator", to shrink Poopypants. Defeated, Poopypants retreated by riding on a bee, only to be accidentally flicked away by Captain Underpants with Poopypants screaming, "I'm free!".


When I was done everyone was shocked!

Xenia: This guy is gross!

Nico: I think he tried to change everyone's names once

Me: Yeah he did. He turned Mr. Krupp's name into Lumpy Pottybiscuits.

We laughed at that one!

Qin: (LAUGHS) That is so funny!

Camie: (LAUGHS) Funny!

Nico: We shouldn't underestimate him though.

Me: No but I got tons of names to get him sent over the edge big time.

Nico: Gonna use name calling on him. Nice.

Lola: Yeah.

The previous group came.

Titanium Toenail: Can me, Heatwave, Stinky Butt, Melter, Touch and Go, Po Kong, Spot, Mojo Jojo, Dodgeball Wizard, and White Lightning go with you guys?

Mr. Touch: And the mascots made a nice band.

Nico: They sure did and yes you all can come with us.

Camie: This is gonna be awesome.

Heatwave: Poopypants is gonna have his face farted on.

Nico: Big time.

Marah: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: Burst Man and the next Embodiment is gonna be for Cut Man.

Xenia: Cool! Slicing and Dicing.

Lola: And explosive too!

Nico: Yep.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a massively powerful energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Universe 666 Dodoria, the first of Universe 666 Sebastian's resurrected mind-controlled minions, and that lunatic has sent him out to kill us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: Oh dear God!

Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is someone that we're so not going to like one bit. Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the person is none other than Universe 666 Dodoria, the next of Universe 666 Sebastian's resurrected mind-controlled minions, and that lunatic has sent him out to kill us.

We gasped.

Buster Bunny: Just like Sebastian before his Dark Side was removed, he always sent those he didn't trust ever to do his dirty work, and there were a lot of them whom he never could trust.

Tech E. Coyote: And it makes sense for him to send Universe 666 Dodoria after us, since Universe 666 Zarbon was defeated and freed from him. Let me handle him, I'm not letting him get out of this.

Eli: Wait, won't Sebastian go into Demon Angel Mode again?!

Lincoln: Yeah, that's something we got to prevent at all costs, and I don't know how Buster's mallet can handle any more hits to his head before he reacts violently.

Nico: We'll worry about that later. Alright, gang, let's go, we're off to help George, Harold, and Captain Underpants deal with that madman.

Lincoln: We'll make him pay for his crimes, and once we get done with him, you better be ready for Hell, Universe 666 Dodoria.

Tech E Coyote: You've crossed numerous lines, Universe 666 Sebastian, but what you've done proves that you're an even darker threat than Evil Nico, and when we face you in the future, the last thing you'll hear will be your screams.

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to help George, Harold, and Captain Underpants deal with that madman, Professor Poopypants, and once we get done with him, Tech E. Coyote is going to take down Universe 666 Dodoria and break Universe 666 Sebastian's control over him.

We were off to the school.


We were walking to the school.

Stinky Butt: Nico, let me do the farting on his face.

Heatwave: I was gonna have you do that.

Me: I got lots of really awesome names for Poopypants.

Qin: Yeah!

Me: This will be awesome.

Varie: Yeah and I'm going to rip his intestines out.

We arrived and went into the school. It was quiet.

Lola: It's quiet. Too quiet.

Xion: George? Harold? Are you guys here?

Ren Hoek: Where are you, you eediots!?

Nico: Yeah!

George and Harold then came out.

George: Guys here.

We saw them hiding in the janitors closet.

Mr. Go: Why are you two in there?

George: We're hiding from Poopypants.

Harold: He's back.

Me: We can see that.

Nico: We came to send that freak to prison.

Me: I got tons of names fo him to really piss him off.

Swindle: Where's Mr. Krupp?

George: Behind us.

We saw him hiding in the Janitors locker.

Krupp: In here.

Me: We got to stop Poopypants now and fast.

Mojo: Galileo Galilei is a much better scientist then him!

Me: I agree there!

Nico: Me too!

Me: And I got a name to start us off. Doctor Dungshitter.

Everyone laughed at that one!

Qin: (LAUGHS) Yeah!

Professor Poopypants roared in fury after hearing me say that name.

Me: Or how about Professor Shitfeeder, Dr. Diarrheafeeder or Professor Colon Cleanser?

We laughed!

Eddy: (laughs hysterically) I can't believe he's called Professor Poopypants!

Lincoln: Will you focus here, Eddy?! This is serious!

Eddy: (calms down) Ok. Sorry.

A minute passed before he laughed again.

Thundercracker: It can't be helped, Lincoln.

Lincoln: Okay I admit his name is really funny.

Me: (LAUGHS) YEAH!

PROFESSOR POOPYPANTS ROARED IN FURY AND WE HEARD A BLACKBOARD SHATTER!

KRASMASH!

Me: That's destruction of government property Dr. Shitkicker.

White Lightning: By the way, how do you like my team?

Me: Really awesome.

White Lightning: Thanks. It is cool.

Me: It sure is

Waspinator: Waspinator sorry we haven't hung out with you guys lately.

George: We know how busy you all are.

Harold: But we always follow up on all your adventures and they are so fun.

Me: Boy I can't remember the last adventure we had with you guys.

Nico: Me neither.

Dodgeball Wizard: I guess this looks like a job for...

Lincoln: For us, right?

Dodgeball Wizard: You didn't let me finish!

Lincoln: Sorry.

Dodgeball Wizard: Captain Underpants and us!

Me: Yep!

George snapped his fingers and Krupp turned into CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!

Captain Underpants: TRA LA LA!

Skull Man: Hey there, Captain! Long time no see!

Captain Underpants: It has been a while everyone!

Me: Yep it sure has been a while. Your archnemesis Professor Poopypants is back.

Captain Underpants: That monster!? Not again.

Me: This time we're sending him to the Neptune Cryo Prison forever.

Spot: This is probably the second bad guy from your originals books that we're facing.

Captain Underpants: Boy it sure is!

Me: Yep. We met the Talking Toilets who were total shitass pottymouths. Literally. And now Poopypants.

Xenia: Yep.

Varie: Yeah.

George: Just wait until you see the Robotic Boogers.

Galaxy Man: The what now?!

Me: The Robotic Boogers.

Lana: Awesome.

Me: That will be weird.

Nico: Yep. But lets go get this disgusting fart spreading shitfreak.

Po Kong: Can I get something to eat first?

Me: Okay.

I gave her a massive pile of burgers.

Me: That big enough?

Po Kong: Thanks.

Beastbox: Save some for me!

Me: Plenty for everyone.

We got to eating.

We had a good meal and we were full.

We were done.

Me: Okay now that we're full lets go get him.

Nico: Yep.

Melter: Where is he?

George: In the science lab.

Harold: Down there.

We saw the science lab.

Xenia: Yeah.

Hagger: Entrance time!

We went there.

Poopypants was really mad and then the spirits of scientists came and swirled around him and then they converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted through the wall and a phoenix cry was heard and we came out.

Me: Professor Peedripper Diarrheadrinker Shitenstein!

Poopypants: IT'S POOPYPANTS!

EVERYONE LAUGHED AT HIM!

Heatwave: You should've been named differently!

Me: Yeah like how about Professor Constance Constipationloa Vomitpooperton!

WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY AT HIM! AND THE KIDS ALL LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY! Some were even laughing and rolling on the floor holding their sides!

Xenia: (LAUGHS) THAT IS FUNNY!

Poopypants then GOT MASSIVELY ENRAGED!

Poopypants: I WILL KILL YOU!

He went at me and I punched him square in the nose and sent him crashing into the wall!

Nico: How about Stanley Shitstain?

We laughed more!

WE LAUGHED ALL OVER!

Me: Or how about Diana Diarrhea!

EVERYONE LAUGHED MORE!

Eli: Or how about FRANK FLATULENCE!

WE LAUGHED MORE!

Stinky Butt: Like this!

HE pressed his butt in his face and then…

EXPLOSIVELY LOUD FART!

HE FARTED IN HIS FACE!

Stinky Butt:: Told you I'd do it!

Heatwave: You sure did!

Me: Yeah!

NOW POOPYPANTS WAS REALLY PISSED BIG TIME!

He went at us and then…

KROW!

Nico kicked him in his face.

Then…

KRABLANG!

NICO KICKED HIM SQUARE IN THE CROTCH AND WE WINCED!

Captain Underpants: (to the viewers) I know Flip O Rama is usually used here but not in Fanfiction.

Deadpool: (To the viewers) Nope it's all action baby!

Nico: (LAUGHS) YEAH!

We got to pulverizing Poopypants and everyone we punched him he farted!

POW FART POW FART!

EVERYONE LAUGHED!

Captain Underpants: Of course, that means I can feel free to do this!

He put his butt in Poopypants' face and farted in it!

LOUD SUPER STINKY FART!

IT WAS FUNNY!

Xenia: YEAH!

Poromon threw beer bottles and smashed them on Poopypants' head!

SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!

Nico: YEAH!

Poromon: And this too! (ECHOING) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!

He fired a wave of lightning and electrocuted Poopypants.

Poromon then got drunk.

Nico: Oh boy.

Then Toyman, Artie Ziff, King Hiss, Mammoth, Katnappe, Arbormon, Ranamon, Carly Atlas, Girder, and 2016 Morbucks came.

Nico: Toyman, Artie Ziff, King Hiss, Mammoth, Katnappe, Arbormon, Ranamon, Carly Atlas, Girder, and 2016 Morbucks.

Ranamon: Hey y'all. Looking good.

Me: Thanks.

Carly Atlas: We heard all those really silly names and they were SO FUNNY!

Toyman: I could've come up with better names.

Artie Ziff: Me too.

King Hiss: But we weren't there.

Me: No worries.

Mammoth: (to Nico) We heard you helped Teddy out.

Nico: We sure did.

Katnappe: How was it?

Me: Really eventful and awesome.

?: That is cool!

A figure came out and it was HEAVY INDUSTRIAL MACHINE KNIGHT CHASER from episode 30 to 35 of Dekarangers!


The first Knight Chaser was piloted by a Batsuroid sent by Agent Abrella to retrieve a gem-like targeting device from Slorpean Faraway.

Knight Chaser was first seen attacking Devil Capture V which was being piloted by Faraway, the Dekarangers arrived in Dekaranger Robo to end the conflict but as soon as Knight Chaser knocks down Devil Capture V with an electric shock Dekaranger Robo tries to defend Devil Capture V and Knight Chaser begins to attack Dekaranger Robo and both robots fighting but Knight Chaser then uses a flash beam from it's chest to escape.

Knight Chaser reappeared where it grabbed Faraway and started to fly into space to try and divert a missile aiming at earth, but was caught by DekaBike Robo with the Catch Rope and brought back down, the Dekarangers then summoned Super Dekaranger Robo to fight Knight Chaser who tried to attack but was no match for Super Dekaranger Robo's power and was repeatedly punched at and beaten by the Dynamite Upper and the Gatling Punch.

Knight Chaser was rebuilt into Knight Chaser II and piloted by Tenkaonian Raja Namunan to try and escape from the Dekarangers and avoid being deleted.

After Raja Namunan was beaten by Jasmine, he summoned Knight Chaser II to try and escape but was met by the Patrol Wings which quickly shoot Knight Chaser II down, the Dekarangers then formed DekaWing Robo to fight Knight Chaser II who began to attack but was no match for DekaWing Robo, after being sent into space Knight Chaser II and Raja Namunan were both destroyed by the DekaWing Cannon's Final Buster attack.


Eli: Heavy Industrial Machine Knight Chaser! I remember this guy! He was a really powerful robot that was made to counter the Dekarangers job.

Nico: Yeah!

Heavy Industrial Machine Knight Chaser: That's right!

Me: Awesome.

Heavy Industrial Machine Knight Chaser: Too bad I wasn't adapted in America.

William: I know. Vypra must've made you normal size

Heavy Industrial Machine Knight Chaser: She sure did.

Qin: Yeah!

We got the battles underway.


Carter, Serafall Leviathan, Lena Windsor, Griffex, Evaranae, Talika, Chad, Joel, Kelsey, Dana, Ryan, Vypra, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Pharaoh Man and Turbo Man VS Toy Man, Captain Cold, Grodd, Shade, Grundy, Copperhead, Black Manta, Vomiting Frog Prince, Stinky Cheese Man, Fat Bandit, Fire Plant, and Talika - Nico's rescue was a REALLY FUNNY one as We went to help the Three Stooges save one of their friends from an orphanage. It was at an anniversary party where they showed up to thwart the murder plot, getting in as balloon men. And the former parents of Teddy named Lydia and Mac Harter were there and we went to send those bozos off to prison and stop them from getting Teddy's inheritance for themselves. And Suriko the Titania Transformed against Lydia and Mac.


Toyman was first.

Toyman: (to Carter) Nico's rescue was a REALLY FUNNY went to help the Three Stooges save one of their friends from an orphanage. It was at an anniversary party where they showed up to thwart the murder plot, getting in as balloon men. And the former parents of Teddy named Lydia and Mac Harter were there and he went to send those bozos off to prison and stop them from getting Teddy's inheritance for themselves. And Suriko the Titania Transformed against Lydia and Mac.

Carter: She sure did and it was awesome and cool.

Serafall: That whole rescue was really fun.

Rainbow Dash: It sure was and we found out that Teddy's Daughter Murph has all of J.D.'s powers too.

Toyman: Really!? How did that happen?

Rainbow Dash: She had a metal disease in her and J.D. gave her some of his blood and it not only saved her life but gave her his powers too.

Scootaloo: It sure did! She did really amazingly well!

Whirlwind: She learned a lot from all of J.D's adventures and came a long way from it.

Toyman: Wow! That is cool! Murph did a great job! Lets do it!

Carter: RESCURA LETS RESCUE!

He turned into a Rescue Hero!

Carter: I am Master Rescue! (ECHOING) RESCUE FORCE BLAST!

He fired red energy blasts and the group fired waves of lightning, rainbows and wind and smashed them down.


Leon, Simone Houou, Hikari Nonomura, Mio Natsume, Haru Tokashiki, Kagura Izumi, Levi, Lexx, Liam, Larry, Lars, Linka, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Marah and Kapri VS Artie Ziff, Springfield Bullies, Skinner, Selma & Patty, Springfield Mafia, Cantwell, Chalmers, Gourd, Wildcard, Supergator, Toothpick, and Gwess - Us battling Another Ojo Tango, Rocko Socko, Baboon Kaboom, Chaching Chaching, Hota Wata, The Doot Da Doot Da Doo Doos, Go-Go Patrol, Blah-Blah Blah-Blah, Hacha Chacha, Killa Drilla, Whacko Smacko, Pappy Wappy, Cruncha Muncha, Rolla Ova, Bonzo Bango, Evil Aqua Man and Machinedramon who were the Keyblade Knight of the Planet Venom from the Lylat System and the Embodiments and the Mega Man and the Quail Dopant


Artie Ziff was next.

Artie Ziff: (to Leon) Nico, Sasule the Android's team, Machinedramon's team, and the others did good battling Another Ojo Tango, Rocko Socko, Baboon Kaboom, Chaching Chaching, Hota Wata, The Doot Da Doot Da Doo Doos, Go-Go Patrol, Blah-Blah Blah-Blah, Hacha Chacha, Killa Drilla, Whacko Smacko, Pappy Wappy, Cruncha Muncha, Rolla Ova, Bonzo Bango, Evil Aqua Man and Machinedramon. They were the Keyblade Knight of the Planet Venom from the Lylat System and the Embodiment of the Quail Dopant.

Leon: It was epic! We faced a record shattering 500,000 Anothers! It was because it was a WHOLE LOTTA Monkeys in that one! You should have seen how many there were!

Simone Houou: Too many to count! It was awesome! And they had a REALLY AWESOME introduction.

Rarity: They sure did and it was amazing darlings.

Sweetie Belle: Boy that was a lot of monkeys!

Gill Grunt: Yeah that was awesome!

Artie Ziff: Wow! Over 500,000 Anothers!? That is a lot of them! Lets do it!

Leon: Photora lets take pictures!

Leon turned into a camera hero!

Leon: I am MASTER PHOTOGRAPH! (Echoing) CAMERA BURST STORM!

He fired a wave of light and the group fired waves of lightning, jewels, water and ice and smashed them down.


Leni Loud, Dustin Brooks, Mermaidman & Barnacle Boy, The Quickster, Captain Magma, Ms. Appear, Lori, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lincoln, Lucy, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Xion and Karai VS King Hiss, Evil Lyn, Beast Man, Trap Jaw, Whiplash, Count Marzo, Tri-Klops, Kaa, Zombozo, Ice Gear Golem, Fire Gear Golem, and Vortex Gear Golem - Lincoln's rescue was in Acme Acres in the Tiny Toons episode "Real Kids Don't Eat Broccoli", the segment part of The Return of The Acme Acres Zone, and we were there to deal with some rogue droids running loose.


King Hiss was next.

King Hiss (to Leni): Lincoln's rescue was in Acme Acres in the Tiny Toons episode "Real Kids Don't Eat Broccoli", the segment part of The Return of The Acme Acres Zone. He was there to deal with some rogue droids running loose.

Leni Loud: Boy it was totes fun! We really had a lot of fun there.

Dustin Brooks: We sure did and it was a really fun adventure.

Sunset Shimmer: Boy it sure was!

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah it was great!

Sunburn: Yeah it sure was.

King Hiss: That is too cool. Lets do it!

Leni: FASHIONNA LETS MAKE SOME FASHION!

She turned into a Fashion themed hero!

Leni: I am THE 12 STARS OF FASHION! (ECHOING) TWELVE STARS OF THREADS!

She fired a wave of rainbow threads and the group fired waves of fire and smashed them down.


Boy Lynn, Huanglongmon, Melanie Flores, Farran Leafshade, Aira Windwhistler, Naida Riverheart, Polly Paine, Margo, Paula, Maya, Rainbow Dash, Girl Lynn, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Brawl and Swindle VS Mammoth, Gizmo, Billy Numerous, See-more, Kyd Wykkyd, Angel, TTG Jinx, Cyclops, Anacleto Mitragli, Gordo The Gruesome, Evil Persephone, and Evil Gulper - The next Galaxy was Cloudy Court Galaxy


Mammoth was next.

Mammoth: (to Boy Lynn) The next Galaxy was Cloudy Court Galaxy. Were there a lot of clouds?

Boy Lynn: There sure were and it was awesome too.

Huanglongmon: And there they also met the Embodiments of Mega Man and Roll.

Applejack: That was really amazing.

Apple Bloom: Boy it sure was!

Flashwing: It sure was.

Mammoth: That is awesome! Lets do it!

Boy Lynn: Sporta lets Play!

He turned into a Sports themed hero!

Boy Lynn: I am Master Football! (ECHOING) FOOTBALL BOMB STORM!

He fired footballs and the group fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.


Starfire, Larry Loud, Mira Torvald, Subtlety, Fury, Endurance, Robin, Cyborg, Raven, Beast Boy, Tara, Kole. Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Skywarp and Thundercracker VS Katnappe, Chameleon Bot, Wuya, Hannibal Roy Bean. Tai Lung, Kai, Ninjamon, Le Quack, Jorgen Von Strangle, Astral Drop Irma, Astral Drop Taranee, and Astral Drop Cornelia - The Mascots Starting their own band


Katnappe was next.

Katnappe: (to Starfire) The mascots made their own band. What's the name?

Starfire: They were known as the Cute Wonders and it was a glorious name for them.

Larry Loud: It sure was! And they did amazingly well with The Rainbooms, Luna and Sam.

Starlight Glimmer: We had a lot of fun practicing with them.

Cozy Glow: Yeah we practiced in our garage and it was fun.

Hex: Yeah it was cool.

Katnappe: That is awesome! Lets do it!

Starfire: TAMARANA LETS DEFEND IN THE NAME OF TAMARAN!

She turned into a Tamaranean themed hero.

Starfire: I am Star of Tamaran! (ECHOING) STARS OF SPACE BLAST!

She fired waves of stars and the group fired waves of stars, lightning, magic, skulls, blood and bones and smashed them down.


Kari Kamiya, Fire, Spirit Elephant Ranger, Spirit Shark Ranger, Spirit Bat Ranger, Camille, Tai, Matt, Izzy, Sora, Joe, Mimi, T.K., Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Tarantulas and Waspinator VS Arbormon, Duskmon, Ranamon, Grumblemon, Mercurymon, Bakumon, Honeybeemon, Bushroot, Elestomp, Shark Brothers, Batarax, and Dr. Mingo - Been a While since we faced one of Captain Underpants enemies.


Arbormon was next.

Arbormon: (to Kari) Been a While since we faced one of Captain Underpants enemies. And it's one of the more recurring ones.

Kari: Yeah and he has a really silly name!

Fire: (Spanish Accent) Every time we hear it we laugh our heads off at him.

Fluttershy: (LAUGHS) It is really funny.

Tornado Bolt: It sure is.

Seabreeze: (LAUGHS) (Swedish Accent) Ja ja it's awesome.

Stealth Elf: Yeah it's great.

Arbormon: Glad you guys are amused by it. Lets do it!

Kari: LIGHTHOPE LETS BRING THE LIGHT!

She turned into a Crest of Light themed hero!

Kari: I am THE LIGHT OF HOPE! (ECHOING) Light Arrow Storm Barrage!

She fired a wave of arrows of light and the group fired waves of leaves, grass, fruit and flowers and smashed them down.


Stacy Bolton, Aria Blaze, Rundas, Ghor, Gandrayda, Alpha 5, Ripster, Jab, Streex, Slammu, Moby Lick, Mantaman, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Skull Man and Wave Man VS Ranamon, Duskmon, Arbormon, Grumblemon, Mercurymon, Bakumon, Cerberusmon, Mz Ruby, 2021 Kraid, Super Zebesian, Stingrage, and Phantoon (Other M) - Professor Poopypants! HA! WHAT A FUNNY NAME!


Ranamon was next.

Ranamon: (to Stacy) The next target is Professor Poopypants! (laughs) WHAT A FUNNY NAME!

Stacy Bolton: (LAUGHS) That is a funny name!

Aria Blaze: (LAUGHS) Yeah what a silly and ugly funny name.

Twilight Sparkle: J.D. came up with some REALLY funny and silly insults for him.

Starshine Sparkle: Yeah that is funny.

Spyro: Boy they sure were!

Ranamon: (LAUGHS) Yeah no kidding! Lets do it y'all!

Stacy Bolton: THUNDERRAD LETS SHRED THE RAILS!

She turned into a skating themed hero!

Stacy Bolton: I am LADY RADICAL THUNDER! (ECHOING) LIGHTNING SKATE FURY BLAST!

She fired a wave of lightning and the group fired waves of lightning and magic and smashed them down.


Haiku, Goku, Mage Meadowbrook, Mistmane, Flash Magnus, Stygian, Brittney, Bertrand, Dante, Persephone, Morpheus, Boris, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Galaxy Man and Astro Man VS Carly Atlas, Roman, Devack, Misty, Kalin, Greiger, Rex, Bui, Cat Mummy, Dr. Croaker, Ghost of Geronimo, and Big Top Werewolf - That Raw Sewage Infested Jerk is going down


Carly Atlas was next.

Carly Atlas: (to Haiku) That Raw Sewage Infested Jerk is going down. He's lucky we're not gonna kill him.

Haiku: It would be nice if we did to save our noses from so much pain.

Goku: (LAUGHS) Yeah it sure would be nice.

Pinkie Pie: Yeah PEEYUU! Man his stench is disgusting!

Maud Pie: (Monotonously) He smells worse than a thousand sulfur fields.

Featherweight: Yeah no kidding there.

Sprocket: And his pants smell really bad!

Carly Atlas: Yeah no kidding! Lets do it!

Haiku: HUMMINGORANGE LETS BURN WITH ORANGE FLAMES!

She turned into a Hummingbird themed hero.

Haiku: I am Lady Hummingbird of the Orange Flame! (ECHOING) HUMMINGBIRD ORANGE FIRE BLAST!

She fired waves of orange fire and it formed into orange hummingbirds and the group fired waves of metal, gears and lightning and smashed them down.


Roach (Supernoobs), Mira, Tamao, Elie, Haru, Sylphy - (Visions of Escaflowne), Tyler, Shope, Kevin, Marina, Amy, Laney, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Squawktalk and Beastbox VS Girder, Evil Metal Man, Evil Magnet Man, Evil Gemini Man, Evil Fuse Man, Evil Elec Man, Evil Spark Man, Quicksand, Universe 666 Storious, Asajj Ventress, Gammanizer Climate, and Universe 666 Issei Kurosaki - Professor Poopy Pants is gonna be mud when we're done with him


Girder was next.

Girder: (to Roach) Professor Poopy Pants is gonna be mud when we're done with him. People already laugh at his name.

Roach: Yeah he is a gross named freak!

Mira: That guy is a living turd on a stick!

Princess Celestia: He will become a monster in prison for his crimes.

King Solar: That is for sure.

Solar Eclipsa: He's lucky we're not going to kill him.

Amber Morning: Yeah no kidding there.

Spotlight: Yeah no kidding there!

Girder: I agree there! He deserves to go to prison. Lets do it!

Roach: FLYMER LETS FLY WITH THE MERMAIDS!

He turned into a Winged Mermaid hero!

Roach: I am Lord Merfly! (ECHOING) MERMAID ANGEL WING STORM!

He fired a wave of energy and the group fired waves of light and smashed them down.


Lexx, Goofy, Ethan, Kira, Namine, Trent Fernandez, Lars, Larry, Leif, Levi, Leon, Linka, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Veon and Hagger VS 2016 Morbucks, Manboy, Mojo, Amoeba Boys, Gangreen Gang, Rowdyruff Boys, Sedusa, Glomgold, Oxy Man, Tesla, Kusuna, and Gravitational Spring - Professor Poopypants is going to be smashed hard!


2016 Princess Morbucks was next.

2016 Morbucks: (to Lexx) Professor Poopypants is going to be smashed hard! His name getting mocked is the least of his worries!

Lexx: Yeah because we're going to pound his face in and make him squished poop!

Goofy: Gawrsh it will be funny!

Princess Luna: It sure will be funny!

Moondust: Yeah I agree there and it will be funny!

Snowdrop: I agree there too!

Gari: and it will hurt bad!

Blackout: Big time!

2016 Morbucks: You got that right! Lets do it!

Lexx: ACTFLAME LETS MAKE A MOVIE!

He turned into a fire movie themed hero!

Lexx: I am FLAME MOVIE! (ECHOING) FIRESTORM FILM STREAM!

He fired a wave of fire and the group fired waves of darkness and smashed them down.


Samui VS Contemptra


Contemptra was next.

Samui: This is gonna be cool.

Contemptra: It sure will.

Samui fired a wave of lightning and smashed her down.


Chase (Fighting Foodons) VS Gaston Gourmand


Gaston Gourmand was next.

Chase: I'll cook you for dessert!

He fired a wave of energy and smashed him down.


Marcy Wu VS Infinity (Sonic Forces)


Infinity was next.

Infinity: You better be ready for me.

Marcy Wu: Always am ready.

Marcy fired a wave of energy and smashed him down.


Sonic the Hedgehog VS The Broodals


The Broodals were next.

Sonic: I'll kicks your butts all over the place!

ZOOM! ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!

He ran fast and bashed the Broodals all over and smashed them down.


Rin Nohara VS Hood


Hood was next.

Hood: I'm ready for you.

Rin Nohara: I'm always ready for this.

She fired wave of fire and blasted him down.


Crimson Chin VS Fright Knight


The Fright Knight was next.

Fright Knight: That is good that Slappy is gone!

Crimson Chin: Yes it sure is good!

He fired waves of energy and smashed the Fright Knight down.


Golden Locks VS Penelope Spectra


Penelope Spectra was next.

Penelope Spectra: I'm ready for this.

Golden Locks: So am I!

Golden Locks fired waves of energy and smashed her down.


Shizuka of Nadeshiko VS Copper Cranium


Copper Cranium was next.

Copper Cranium: I'm going to bash your head off!

Shizuka: Bring it on!

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Maya Natsume VS The Gilded Arches


The Gilded Arches was next.

Maya Natsume: I'll show you how voluptuous and deadly I am.

She slashed him all over.


Natsuhi of the Star VS H2Olga


H2Olga was next.

Natsuhi: Time for the star to burn.

She fired waves of star energy and blasted her down.


SPD Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Blade Riders, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Heavy Industrial Machine Knight Chaser


Heavy Industrial Machine Knight Chaser Was next.

Heavy Industrial Machine Knight Chaser: Boy those names were funny!

Nico: (LAUGHS) They sure were!

May: Yeah no kidding!

Heavy Industrial Machine Knight Chaser: That is awesome! Lets do it!

Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of Professor Poopypants, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and a cross etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.

Nico teleported back with them.

SPD Rangers: READY! SPD EMERGENCY!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SPD!

Blade Riders: HENSHIN!

They transformed and were ready!

Nico: First this! SPD MORPHER! JUDGEMENT MODE!

He pressed a button and a flash of light came and a timer started. 15 seconds later the Red X Lit up.

Nico: GUILTY!

Eli: Lets get him!

Jack Landors: DELTA ENFORCERS!

They were ready!

Nico: FIRE!

They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit him and Heavy Industrial Machine Knight Chaser exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was locked in a card and Nico picked it up.

Nico: Heavy Industrial Machine Knight Chaser you have failed this city.

SPD Rangers: SHUTDOWN!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win


We regrouped.

Troy: That's enough laughs.

Tsukasa: Time to get serious!

Kamen Ride: Build!

Kamen Ride: Cross Z!

Kamen Ride: Grease!

Kamen Ride: Rogue!

Tsukasa turned into Build and Daiki summoned clones of the Build Team.

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RIDER MODE! FORMULA SCIENCE FORCE!

They turned into the Build Riders!

Qin: Oh yeah!

We went at Poopypants and smashed and pulverized him all over.

Intress, Gintanai, Slurhk, Ulfhedinn, and Raimusa Blasted and smashed Poopypants all over.

Toyman: TOYS OF DOOM BLAST!

Artie Ziff: ZIFF FURY BLAST!

King Hiss: SNAKES OF FURY DOOMSTORM!

Mammoth: MAMMOTH FURY BLAST STORM!

Katnappe: CATS OF FORCE BURST!

Arbormon: WOODS OF THE SPIRITS BLAST!

Ranamon: WATERS OF THE SPIRITS BLAST!

Carly Atlas: HUMMINGBIRD FLAME STORM!

Girder: METAL FURY FIRESTORM!

2016 Morbucks: COLD HARD CASH BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

Dawn Branco, Catharina Cheese, Jazz and Mixmaster used the Earth Cyber Planet keys and they enhanced Dawn and Catharina's powers, Jazz's weapons and Mixmaster's chemicals 100-f0ld.

Mixmaster and Dawn Branco: MIXING LIGHT BLAST!

Jazz and Catharina Cheese: CHEESE FLAMETHROWER BURST!

Firestorm of Taranee and Heatwave: FIRESTORM OF FLAMES!

Farts of Loki Loud and Stinky Butt: FARTS OF FURY!

Aquaman of Atlantis and Melter: AQUA BURST BLAST!

Tyler Bowman the Hero of Space and Touch & Go: CYBORG BLAST FURY!

Nora the Queen of Pancakes and Po Kong: MOUNTAIN PANCAKE BLAST!

Chazz of the Ojamas and Titanium Toenail: OJAMA FIRESTORM BLAST!

Ed Grant of the Hulk and Spot: PORTAL FURY BLAST!

Jaune Arc of the Sword and Mojo Jojo: SWORDS OF MAGIC FURY!

Dan Kuso of Pyrus and Dodgeball Wizard: FIRESTORM PYRUS BLAST!

Frosta of Ice and White Lightning: ICE LIGHTNING BLAST!

Pinkie Pie, Little Cheese, Cotton Candy, Cloudy Skies & Sugar Rush, EXA Theta, Tech-Gear, Spider-Strike, Dr. Ciel Ratchet, Omega, D.E.C.K., TransMechanoid, Tex Gravity, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Limestone Pie, Cheese Sandwich, Three Stooges, Mr. & Mrs. Cake, Pumpkin Cake, Pound Cake, Alizarin Bubblegum, Somnambula, Silverstream the Hippogriff, Tech Skylanders and Chang Chengku: GEARS OF LAUGHTER BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

Pinkie Pie, George, Harold, Captain Underpants, Eddy, Luan, Ed, Billy, me and Nico: COMEDY FURY BLAST STORM!

We fired waves of energy and elements.

Lincoln: SCIENTIST ELEMENT STYLE: GALILEO GALILEI!

Entrapta: SCIENTIST LIGHTNING STYLE: MARIE CURIE!

Perfuma: SCIENTIST NATURE STYLE: ALBERT EINSTEIN!

Frosta: SCIENTIST ICE STYLE: ROSALIND FRANKLIN!

Colette Brunel: SCIENTIST LIGHT STYLE: ISAAC NEWTON!

Ryuko Matoi (TLPS): SCIENTIST DARK STYLE: CHARLES DARWIN!

They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said great scientists of history.

Lincoln and his harem: SCIENCE FINAL SMASH: SCIENCE KI BLAST!

They fired science based ki blasts at Professor Poopypants which explodes on contact

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Me and Nico: This is the end for you, Professor Poopypants!

We fired energy blasts that hit Professor Poopypants and he got knocked out, and then, he was flash frozen in a block of ice and sent to prison.

Nico: That was one stinky adventure, but we did it, we put a stop to Professor Poopypants and sent him to prison.

Lincoln: You said it. Now, there's one last thing to do. (Sensed a massive energy signal) And one last loose end to tie up.

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the diamond barrier that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of green blasts, and it absorbed the blasts and they flowed into us and made us even stronger than ever.

Buster Bunny: There's no mistaking that energy signal from anywhere.

Lincoln: Not at all. Come on out, Universe 666 Dodoria, or we will force you out!

A figure came out, it was none other than Universe 666 Dodoria, and like with Universe 666 Broly, his eyes were completely blood red and he had a black and purple aura around him.

Sebastian felt pain in his eyes as he howled in agony and we saw blood tears pouring from his eyes, but we also saw his eyes change to blood red: HE'S GONE INTO FULL-ON DEMON ANGEL MODE!

Sebastian Mendez: (Demonic Voice) You! I always knew you'd one day return, you bastard! You just don't even know when to quit, DO YOU?!

Me: Yikes, what's happening?!

Nico: He must be confusing the Universe 666 Dodoria with the one we knew and hated.

Buster Bunny: It always ended badly since Dodoria also helped Frieza in turning against him.

Suddenly, Buster Bunny saw Sebastian heading towards Universe 666 Zarbon with his dark greatsword in hand and he had dark murder on his mind, but Lincoln created chains of light to restrain him.

Lincoln: This'll hold him. Tech, you go and stop Universe 666 Dodoria while we keep him restrained.

Tech E. Coyote: Understood.

Suddenly, Tech E. Coyote's green eyes turned neon green and he was surrounded by a green energy aura with stars, green fire, green lightning, electromagnetic energy, coyotes, phoenixes, and angels, he unholstered his massive Neinilii's Green Lightning Broadsword of Celestial Green Fire Justice from his back, and as he approached Universe 666 Dodoria, he left stars, green fire, green lightning, electromagnetic energy, coyotes, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Tech E. Coyote: Even though you're not like the Dodoria we know and hated, you're just as dangerous as he is, and Universe 666 Sebastian bringing you back and turning you into his slave basically crossed a serious line, and for that, I'm going to take you down and Buster's going remove that basket case's influence from you, hope you're ready for the beatdown of your life!

Suddenly, Tech E. Coyote was surrounded by a massive vortex of green energy with stars, green fire, green lightning, and electromagnetic energy surrounding the vortex, there are coyotes, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black and green phoenix with blue eyes gazing into Universe 666 Dodoria: the eyes of salvation.

Me: WHOA!

Buster Bunny: EVERYONE, GET BACK! THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET REALLY REALLY UGLY!

Then, as the vortex faded, Tech E. Coyote emerged, but he was changed forever.

Tech E. Coyote grew from 7'5" to 8'5" in height, his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew even bigger and he still retained his eight-pack abs, he now has large gold metal bracers on his massive biceps and thighs, and he now has eleven large green and black orbs orbiting around his legs and he no longer has on his mask, he has green highlights in the bangs of his full head of long wild brown hair going down to the bottom of his neck and he has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, he retains the yellow sclera and he has neon green eyes and a green energy aura with stars, green fire, green lightning, black and green darkness, green electromagnetic energy, coyotes, phoenixes, and angels surrounding him and he has an immense rainbow protective aura with elements swirling around it, he has a coyote with Fire, Lightning, and Stars in its paws emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with green iris, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with green gems on the gold lightning bolts and green crystal links and a green coyote-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the green coyote-shaped Element of Harmony is a coyote with the Thunder and Eternity Kanjis in its paws for the pendant and he has on a white and gold accented choker on his neck, he has on a black tank top with a green phoenix on it, black pants with green accents and green fire and green lightning on the legs, black knee-high boots with lightning bolt buckles, long long-sleeved black trenchcoat with stars, green fire, green lightning, green electromagnetic energy, coyotes, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back of the trenchcoat is a phoenix, coyote, and angel with green lightning, green fire, green electromagnetic energy, and stars surrounding them. Suddenly, Tech E. Coyote felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, his massive black angel wings with green tips on the black feathers grew much bigger for his new body, along with his brown-furred tail. Tech E. Coyote has on a Ring of The Phoenix with green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Blue Lantern Ring on his left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his left hand.

Suddenly, Tech E. Coyote's Neinilii's Green Lightning Broadsword of Celestial Green Fire Justice and all the greatswords and swords he'd gotten began merging together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of green energy, stars, green fire, green lightning, green electromagnetic energy, black and green darkness, coyotes, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Tech E Coyote's Acmetropolis Loonatics Neinilii's Green Fire Lightningstorm Darkness Greatsword of Celestial Green Fire Lightningstorm Darkness Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded green gems and Neinilii, the Navajo God of Rain, etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black steel blade, large midnight black steel coyote heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large green gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large midnight black steel coyote heads with green gems for eyes and in their open mouths and on the bottom of the coyote heads is a large midnight black steel coyote head with green gems for eyes and green gem in its mouth for the pommel, he has on his new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large green gems on his wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left gold Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold coyote head with green gems for eyes and a large green gem in his mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a green kanji below the phoenix, coyote, and angel that said, "Tech E. Coyote, Member and Genius Inventor of The Loonatics, Descendant of Wile E. Coyote, Older Brother Figure of Calamity Coyote, Master of Electromagnetic Energy, Carrier of Wile E. Coyote's Legacy, Hero of Acmetropolis, Archenemy of Gorilla, Destroyer of Acmetropolis' Most Dangerous Enemies, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Green Lightning, Green Fire, Green Electromagnetic Energy, Green and Black Darkness, Stars, Coyotes, Phoenixes, and Angels"

技術者E.コヨーテ、ルーナティクスのメンバーおよび天才発明家、ワイリー・E・コヨーテの子孫、災いの兄的存在コヨーテ、電磁エネルギーの達人、ワイリー・E・コヨーテの遺産の運び手、アクメトロポリスの英雄、ゴリラの大敵、地球の破壊者アクメトロポリスの最も危険な敵、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、怒りのマスター天界のゼルナガ、黒門のマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者、そして悪を滅ぼす者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして緑の稲妻、緑の火、緑の電磁エネルギー、緑と黒の闇、星、コヨーテの達人、フェニックスと天使

Tech E. Coyote has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ACME FUTURE GEN KNIGHT-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL ACME FUTURE COSMIC GREEN ELECTROMAGNETIC LIGHTNING GREEN FIRESTORM DARKNESS COYOTE ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL ACME FUTURE COSMIC GREEN ELECTROMAGNETIC LIGHTNING GREEN FIRESTORM DARKNESS COYOTE ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL ACME FUTURE COSMIC GREEN ELECTROMAGNETIC LIGHTNING GREEN FIRESTORM DARKNESS COYOTE ANGEL HOPE!

We were amazed by Tech E. Coyote's Super Angel-Acme Future Gen Knight-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Universe 666 Dodoria saw it, he fired a massive energy ball at Tech E. Coyote to kill him, but Tech E. Coyote punched it and sent it into the air as it exploded, and Tech E. Coyote fired a massive barrage of green energy, stars, green fire, green lightning, green electromagnetic energy, black and green darkness, coyotes, phoenixes, and angels, which exploded as they hit Universe 666 Dodoria and this really made him angrier than ever.

Ace Bunny: (Smirks) Oh, now he's gone and really made Tech mad now.

Lincoln: WHOA!

The toons, including Wile E. Coyote and Calamity Coyote, did extremely wild takes upon seeing what Tech E. Coyote did.

Bugs Bunny: WHAT THE?!

Buster Bunny: Even I'm stunned by what we just saw, Bugs.

Tech E Coyote: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Cosmic Eternal Acme Future Cosmic Green Electromagnetic Lightning Green Firestorm Darkness Coyote Angel and Cosmic Eternal Acme Future Cosmic Green Electromagnetic Lightning Green Firestorm Darkness Coyote Angel Hope) Even though you're not the Dodoria that we know and hate, I'm really going to enjoy making you suffer and I may even draw blood!

(CRACKS KNUCKLES) Let's do this!

Babs Bunny: Oh boy, this is gonna get ugly!

Me: It sure is!

Nico: (Gulps) And when Tech mentioned drawing blood, now I know things are really going to get ugly.

Wile E. Coyote: Well, it's about to get uglier. Calamity, my boy, come.

Calamity Coyote: Of course, Professor Wile.

Vegeta: I think you spoke too soon, Bokrua.

Sebastian Mendez: Oh no.

Suddenly, we saw Wile E Coyote and Calamity Coyote join Tech E Coyote.

Me: Now, things are going to get uglier with Tech's ancestor and his student joining in!

Lincoln: Ancestor, Student, and Descendant together in one fight, we haven't seen that since last year when Cui and Dodoria showed up to kill us for what we did to Frieza.

Tech E. Coyote went after Universe 666 Dodoria, and he fired extremely powerful blasts of green energy, stars, green fire, green lightning, green electromagnetic energy, black and green darkness, coyotes, phoenixes, and angels at Universe 666 Dodoria, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him. Then, he attacked him with swings of his massive greatsword leaving scars on him, and he even left more with his claws. Wile E. Coyote and Calamity also attacked him with energy blasts, elemental forces, coyotes, phoenixes, and angels and slashes from their massive greatswords.

Plucky Duck: Whoa, this is really incredible!

Buster Bunny: Tech's really tearing him apart! Same with Professor Wile and Calamity!

We saw Sebastian burn with rage, he still wanted Universe 666 Dodoria's blood to be spilled, but this wasn't the prime universe Dodoria that we hated, but his memories from the past before his Dark Side was forever removed and destroyed still haunted him. But, before he could try and intrude in the fight, we saw Darren Arcangela knock him out and he did just that: only this time, we saw the white right side of his coat turn pitch black, his eyes changed from amethyst purple to blood red, and his white angel wings turned midnight black.

Selene Arcangela: Oh no, this is very bad. Because of the family curse that still lingered in his veins, Darren Arcangela turned into the very demon of his past: Darren Devereaux, the demon stained by the blood of his many victims.

We gasped.

Hiroshi Ohira: Years ago, Darren murdered a ton of yakuza members and gangsters in Japan when he descended into darkness again. Ever since then, Yakuza and gangsters all over Japan feared him and the curse that dwelled in him, they called him The Dark Lord of Madness, and those who cross him die.

Lincoln: Oh man. TECH, WILE, CALAMITY, GET OUT OF THERE QUICK! DARREN'S GONE CRAZY WITH BLOODLUST!

The coyotes saw Darren heading their way, and they took to the air, and Darren attacked Universe 666 Dodoria with slashes from his greatsword and unleashed pure unadulterated Hell on him by firing black and red energy blasts, blasts of black magic, and even summoning the demons of Hell to attack him, and that caused him to be knocked out, and then, he was bound with more chains of light fired by Lincoln.

Buster Bunny: Here goes. PURIFICATION STYLE NINJA ART: POISONOUS DARKNESS PURIFICATION!

Buster Bunny fired a beam of purifying white light which hit Universe 666 Dodoria and removed every trace of the poisonous darkness that infected him, and he was restored. We all cheered wildly as Tech E. Coyote holstered his massive greatsword on his back and powered down, and Tech E. Coyote's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, longer tail, large gold halo, and massive black angel wings are permanent.

Nico: Okay, now...that...was...AWESOME!

Me: It sure was, that was really incredible.

Eli: That's another freed from Universe 666 Sebastian.

Suddenly, we heard a loud demonic roar and it was coming from Acme Acres.

Lincoln: And we pissed him off even more. Wait, what about Darren, he hasn't...?

Suddenly, Darren changed back.

Darren Arcangela: Sorry you had to see that again.

Me: Next time, I hope it won't be the last. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting tomorrow?

Lincoln: I've got a couple of smoking hot ones: Gwen Catangel, the Perceptor Gene-Slammer, Kayla Catangel, the Brainstorm Gene-Slammer, Penelope Catangel, the Glyph Gene-Slammer, and Raina Catangel, the Rung Gene-Slammer.

Selene Arcangela: The Catangel Sisters as in Princess Sara's sisters?! Awesome, and you guys are going to love meeting them, Gwen Catangel, the Perceptor Gene-Slammer, Kayla Catangel, the Brainstorm Gene-Slammer, Penelope Catangel, the Glyph Gene-Slammer, and Raina Catangel, the Rung Gene-Slammer are Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Michigan and classmates in Math and Science, and they're also the beautiful sisters of Princess Sara from Sonic the Hedgehog. Gwen has orange hair with matching clothes, Kayla has pink hair with matching clothes, Penelope has green hair with matching clothes, and Raina has purple hair with matching clothes. They, Princess Sara, and Lincoln helped Leni make new fashion lines, and to show thanks, Leni arranged a date an Italian restaurant where Lincoln kissed Princess Sara and her sisters on the lips.

Michelle Emperyous: As a result, Lincoln promised that when he comes of age, he would marry Princess Sara and her sisters along with the rest of his harem. Plus, they hate Icky Vicky and Trina Riffins with a blazing passion, the reason why is because they tried to ruin one of the newest fashion lines out of extreme jealously but before they could even try, Lincoln, Leni, Princess Sara, and her sisters jumped Icky Vicky and Trina Riffins and beat the crap of them and threw them into a pile of dirty jockstraps and left them wedgied onto a flagpole in their undergarments.

Nico: Why, those jealous crazed, rage-driven bitches!

Eli: (GROWLS) I'm getting that close to killing Icky Vicky before December along with Flip, and I'm also that close to killing Trina Riffins.

Lincoln: No, we're not including Trina, though if she keeps up trying to get revenge on us, I'm gonna have no choice but to put her down too.

Buster Bunny: (Turns to Darren Arcangela and Sebastian Mendez) And as for you two.

Darren Arcangela: W-why are you looking at us like that? Buster, I apologized for that, but...!

But, it was too late, Buster got out a laser blaster, and that caused Darren and Sebastian to scream, and they high-tailed it out of here, but Buster followed and when was in range, he fired and they got hit on their behinds.

Me: Oh boy. When will you two learn to control your urges for bloodshed?

Nico: Can't be helped, one of them had lost his parents and brother to tragic death, suicide, and murder and has a family curse going back to the 1900s and the other almost lost his life due to Dustin Keystone's attempted murder of him, but had lost his mind and descended into madness because of a Dark Side manifesting in him and committed some truly dark crimes that stained his soul, and after being freed unintentionally, he wound up getting his Dark Side merged back with him thanks to Chase Young's Dark Side.

Arbormon: That's it for Professor Poopypants.

Ranamon: Or is it Tippy Tinkletrousers?

Carly Atlas: Either one is fine.

Girder: Let's go celebrate at the cafeteria.

2016 Morbucks: Sounds like a plan!

Nico: Good idea! And now Tinkletrousers is going to enjoy being flash frozen forever in prison. Good riddance. Great job everyone.

George: (To the viewers) Mad scientists like Poopypants better beware.

Me: Yep.

We went to the cafeteria and had a great meal and then went home. And went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome chapter done.

This was a funny one.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.

For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as White Lightning, Marina Del Ray, Universe 666 Dave/Dr. Octavius Brine, Ghiaccio, DJ Drummond and Buzzord as well as Princess Frosta, Shirahoshi, Gloria Gillespie, Nereid the Water Faerie, Space Faerie And Tooth Faerie and we're going to Paris, France and we're going to battle a clone of Mr. Pigeon and we're going to clip that freaks wings. Also we're going to Another Rainbow Zoukei, Bacoon, Vulcain, Drakor, Dash Bowman, Marina Del Ray and White Lightning who were the Keyblade Knight of Corneria and The Embodiment of Swan. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Burst Man and her name is Bella Burst.

For tomorrow, the next one to face another of the resurrected mind-controlled Universe 666 Z-Fighters' foes is Lola Bunny

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, we're heading to Tokyo, Japan, and we're going to be meeting more of Darren Arcangela's friends there, but of course, the battle we're going to get into with another of his enemies will trigger the family curse that dwelled inside him, and blood will be spilled once again as he turns back into the very demon who terrorized the Yakuza clans and gangsters: but he would be reborn as Darren Devereaux, The Dark Lord of Unholy Horror and Madness Eternal. And we're going to meet the next Cybertronian Gene-Slammers, their names are Gwen Catangel, the Perceptor Gene-Slammer, Kayla Catangel, the Brainstorm Gene-Slammer, Penelope Catangel, the Glyph Gene-Slammer, and Raina Catangel, the Rung Gene-Slammer A.K.A. The Catangel Sisters: these four girls are Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Michigan and classmates in Math and Science, and they're also the beautiful sisters of Princess Sara from Sonic the Hedgehog. Gwen has orange hair with matching clothes, Kayla has pink hair with matching clothes, Penelope has green hair with matching clothes, and Raina has purple hair with matching clothes. They, Princess Sara, and Lincoln helped Leni make new fashion lines, and to show thanks, Leni arranged a date an Italian restaurant where Lincoln kissed Princess Sara and her sisters on the lips. As a result, Lincoln promised that when he comes of age he would marry Princess Sara and her sisters along with the rest of his harem. Plus, they hate Icky Vicky and Trina Riffins with a blazing passion, the reason why is because they tried to ruin one of the newest fashion lines out of extreme jealously but before they could even try, Lincoln, Leni, Princess Sara, and her sisters jumped Icky Vicky and Trina Riffins and beat the crap of them and threw them into a pile of dirty jockstraps and left them wedgied onto a flagpole in their undergarments.

Next is where we battle Ajax who is one of Deadpool's enemies and we're going to be really showing him some pain.

See you next time.