(Or "Got me in Stitches!")
"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, MARY SHELLEY WASN'T QUITE FOND OF THE IDEA THAT WOULD MAKE HER ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS NOVELISTS OF HER TIME, SO ROCKY, BULLWINKLE AND MR. PEABODY SET OUT TO GET HER SOME INSPIRATION. THEIR FIRST STOP…the local CEMETERY?!"
"--Are we SERIOUSLY gonna defile some graves just so we can recreate Frankenstein's monster?!" Rocky exclaimed, unearthing a huge, pale, rotting arm and handing it to Mr. Peabody.
"Yes." Peabody replied, taking the arm and shoving it into a wheelbarrow with other assorted body parts and organs. "We must do so in order to provide Mrs. Shelley with the necessary inspiration."
"But, is this really ethical?!" Rocky replied. "Don't you ever think about the ramifications?"
"Sometimes you just have to make strange decisions in the name of science, Rocket." Peabody replied, taking the rotting arm from Rocky, and another from Bullwinkle. "Thank you both so much for lending me a hand…."
(*BA-DUM-TSSS!*)
"And now to craft the battery for our creation…" Peabody began to sniff the air, then pointed. "FOLLOW ME GENTLEMEN!"
"ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE FOLLOWED MR. PEABODY TO A LOCAL FACTORY THAT MADE SHEPARD'S PIE, A COMMON BRITISH DELICACY. ONCE SNEAKING PAST THE GUARDS THEY MADE IT INTO THE BACKROOM…"
"Perfect…" Peabody remarked, grabbing a bag of potatoes and hauling it into the wheelbarrow.
"There were factories this long ago?" Bullwinkle asked.
"Of course. We're in the Industrial Revolution, fellows…" Peabody remarked, taking some wires and galvanized nails.
"Hey, a penny!" Bullwinkle cheerfully bent down to pick up a ha'penny on the ground. "Wait, where's Lincoln?"
"That's a British ha'penny, Bullwinkle." Rocky replied. "See the queen on the other side?"
"Oh yea." Bullwinkle remarked.
"PRETTY SOON, BULLWINKLE AND ROCKY WERE HELPING PEABODY CONSTRUCT A MASSIVE ENERGY-CONDUCTIVE MACHINE, AND SEWING UP THE BODY OF THEIR FRANKENSTEIN MONSTER!"
"I shall require this as well--" Peabody spoke, snatching the ha'penny from Bullwinkle's fingers.
"—Aw man my lucky penny!" Bullwinkle exclaimed, disappointed. "What'd you even need it for?!"
"By combining the zinc in the copper ha'penny, with the galvanized nail and acids in the potato," Peabody spoke, sticking the penny into the potato with the arranging the battery. "—We can create a real, working battery!"
"THE GENIUS DOG HOOKED UP THE BATTERY TO A MUCH LARGER MACHINE HE'D CONSTRUCTED WITH ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE. SLOWLY HE, BULLWINKLE AND ROCKY LIFTED THE BODY UPWARDS WITH A LEVER AND PULLEY."
"And now, we wait.." Peabody smiled, his glasses glowing with the lightning.
"MAKE SURE TO BE WITH US AFTER THIS SHORT BREAK FOR "Then it struck me!" OR "On the good foot!"!"
