Guest: Anser is going to be pissing off everyone.

Guest2: yep they got. It would be pretty funny if that was the case. Fucking lmao, those two scenarios you made are gold!

OniTenshi500: Erza and Mash are doing their own little thing for now. It provably would if they fought. Juvia and Lemon would probably start fighting each other over the littlest implications of which lover is the best. Virgi, the fiend!

Yorozuya Forever: yes.

Stand Up Be Strong: they will have their fights.

AnimeFan13579: lol, it could create a cream puff shaped crater somehow. It would be funny for him to get owned by Abyss' superior canceling skills. After the whole Laxus' being a prick thing they would probably be a cool team. Abel and Bickslow doing a puppet show sounds amusing. The two love crazed stalkers.

Epantoja521: thanks.


Our group had departed to the seas towards the cursed island Galuna, in a boat with Bobo a sailor who fell victim to the island's curse

"Your arm…" Gray said shocked

"There it is. Galuna Island." Bobo said looking at the island

"We're close. Any more information, old man…?" Lance started saying until he realized something

Bobo had disappeared, they started looking around confused trying to find where the sailor had gone

"Uh… Where is he?" Lucy asked scared

"Maybe he fell off." Abyss looked at the water trying to find him

As if on cue, Happy emerged from the water and flew back towards the boat

"Nope." Happy answered

"WHAT THE HELL!?" Dot screamed, this was getting too creepy for his liking

"What's that sound…?" Natsu asked with the little conscience he still had

The group got confused with what Natsu was talking about until they turned around and saw what he was talking about… Right in front of them, there was a massive

"TIDAL WAVE!!!!" Lucy screamed terrified

"It's sucking us in!" Abyss yelled

"Lance! Gravity that shit away!" Dot screamed

"What is that even supposed to mean!? And my gravity is not strong enough to stop something that big!" Lance yelled at Dot

"Untie me! We are going to die!" Gray screamed while trying to get out of the ropes

"I WANT YOU FOUR TO BE AWARE THAT IF WE DIE, IT'S YOUR FAULT!" Abyss screamed his last words

"KYAAAAAAAA!"

"AAAAAAAAAH!"

The screams of the mages on the boat were the last thing heard before the entire boat was devoured by the tidal wave, not leaving a trace of them to be seen in the ocean

Lucy slowly opened her eyes while feeling the sunlight hit her, looking up she saw trees and sand, it looked like the wave had managed to take them to the island

"We're here… Is everyone OK!?" Lucy realized where she was and looked around trying to find the others, seeing the destroyed remains of their boat and the others still unconscious

"Mufufufufhumhum!" and also heard muffled nonsense coming from below her

The blonde looked down and saw that she was on top of Dot, her breasts practically suffocating the boy, after noticing that Lucy jumped back to get out of him

"Eeek!" Lucy screeched embarrassed

Near the wrecks of the boat, the others were starting to wake up, with Natsu springing up full of energy

"Wow! Are we there!? Are we on Galuna Island!?" Natsu yelled excited

"I guess the tidal wave washed us ashore…" Lucy said getting up and getting the sand off herself

Lance had also gotten up and went to check up on Dot, just to make sure he wasn't dead since he would probably be the one held responsible if he were… But after he saw the goofy blissful expression he had on his face he kind of wished he had died

"What's up with you?" Lance asked annoyed

"I experienced heaven…" Dot said full of bliss, the feeling of a woman's two chest pillows pressing against your head was just indescri-

"Just get up." Lance interrupted his thoughts by kicking him in the head

"Ow! Prick!" Dot said getting up and rubbing his head

"Come on guys! Let's go explore!" Natsu and Happy yelled making their way toward the forest on the island

"Shouldn't we be more concerned about what happened on the boat?" Lucy said confused

"Well, from what the job request said, there should be a village in the forest," Lance said getting close to them

"Then let's go there first!" Dot said bumping his fist up

"Wait!" Gray yelled at them, getting up along with Abyss

"What? We are already on the island, you guys can't take us back." Natsu stated

"No. We are coming along to help." Abyss said, shocking them "I am curious about the curse on this island, I wish to learn more."

"Well, it would irritate me if you guys got to the second floor first. And y'all just getting expelled is boring." Gray said with a smirk "Let's go!"

Now with the team fully formed they began exploring the island, while on their walk Dot was acting in a weirdly chivalrous way, specifically towards Lucy by getting branches and bushes away from her

"Here, let me get this away." Dot said pulling a tree branch out of her way

"Thanks, Dot." Lucy thanked him and continued on her way

Lance noticed that very quickly, mostly because all of the branches that he pulled would end up hitting him in the face whenever he let go of them, he got annoyed pretty fast by that and decided to talk with the explosive mage

"The hell is wrong with you now?" Lance asked

"What do you mean?" Dot asked back

"I'm just asking this because I'm sick of you hitting me with sticks. Are you in love with Lucy now?" Lance asked trying to get this over with fast

"Well, Lucy is a very competent mage,-"

"You never saw her in action."

"A very good friend,-"

"You have known her for a week."

"A very beautiful woman-"

"Eh, seven out of ten."

"Oi!?" Lucy screamed offended

"You only say that because she isn't your sister." Dot shot back causing Lance to frown "But anyway, with all of those qualities it's not unreasonable for me to find her attractive."

"Just say you like her." Lance said done with whatever Dot was doing "And weren't you into Lemon?"

"Lemon is clearly into Mash, and I just can't try to get with my friend's girl. It's just not right." Dot explained in an honorable way

"...You only like Lucy because she is a hotter version of Lemon and is nice enough to tolerate your idiocy, don't you?" Lance deadpanned

"NO! Of course not!" Dot said defensively

"Pervert."

"I'm not gonna take that from the siscon."

"Can you two stop already? We're here!" Lucy said annoyed by the two bickering

"Alright." Dot said with a smile… but then noticed something "Wait, that means she heard everything we said until now…"

"Yeah, didn't you notice that when she screamed before?" Lance said in an obvious matter

"Hey look, the entrance to the villages, you two can continue that conversation never." Abyss said irritated

The group was now in front of a massive wooden spike wall, a closed gate in front of them with a sigh written "Keep Out"

"Keep out? What kind of village is this?" Gray grimaced

"Excuse us! Could you please open the gate?" Lucy yelled trying to get the villager's attention

"Well, this sucks." Natsu said simply "Let's break in."

"No!" Lucy and Abyss yelled

"Who's there!?" some voices were heard on the top of the wall

"We are from the Fairy Fail guild! We saw your request and…" Lucy began explaining

"Fairy Tail? We hear nothing of you guys accepting our request." the voices said

"Well… um…"

"I think there was some confusion, if we can't get in we'll leave tho." Gray said nonchalantly

"I'm not leaving!" Natsu yelled

"Shut up." Lance told the dragon slayer

"Show me your guild marks." the guard on top of the wall said

The group then began showing their marks, Happy's was on his back, Natsu's on his shoulder, Gray's on his chest, Lucy's on her hand, Lance and Dot's on their palms, and Abyss' was over his covered eye

"They look real…" The guard said

"Umm… Strip the girl." the other guard said

"What!? Why!? It has nothing to do with this!" Lucy screeched angrily while Natsu and Gray actually began stripping her "DON'T ACTUALLY STRIP ME!!!!"

Abyss looked away embarrassed, Dot was staring at Lucy's body while bug-eyed, and Lance just facepalmed over the sheer idiocy of this situation

"Sorry, I got carried away." the perverted guard said

"Get in. I'll get the mayor." the normal guard said while the gates opened

The mages ended up getting into the village, it was a normal if not a little primitive town. Walking towards them was now a group of people completely covered in robes

"Thank you for coming, mages. Hoga hoga." the probable mayor greeted "I'm sorry if this seems sudden but please look at this. Everyone, take off your robes."

When the villagers did they could now all see the demonic body parts they had, arms, legs, and even horns

"I knew it…" Gray said

"Damn…" Dot said creeped out while Lucy gulped

"Wow! Awesome sideburns!" Natsu complimented the mayor

"Don't mind him, he's an idiot." Lance deadpanned

"Did it surprise you? Hoga." the mayor asked "Everyone on this island, even the dogs and birds, are affected by this curse."

"Not that I'm questioning you but what makes you so sure that this is a curse? It could be some kind of disease." Gray said crossing his arms

"I've shown it to many doctors and they all said that there is no disease like this. Hoga." The mayor explained "Also, the moon's magical power has something to do with how we look."

"The moon's magical power?" Lucy asked concerned

"Like… Like a werewolf type of thing?" Dot asked confused

"Ever since ancient times this island has accumulated moonlight. This made the Island shine as beautifully as the moon. But a few years ago, the moonlight suddenly turned purple." the mayor explained

"Purple? I've never seen the moon like that." Natsu said in a simple way

"Nope." Lucy said

"Me neither." Abyss also said

"People from the mainland always say that… but the truth is that the moon did turn purple on this island. After the purple moon appeared, our bodies began to change." the mayor continued to explain while Happy looked up

"The moon is up!"

"Already?" Abyss looked up along with the others

"It's true… It is purple…" Lucy said covering her mouth and widening her eyes

"This is starting to creep me out." Lance said raising his guard

"This is the curse of the moon's magical power." the mayor said before he began to writhe in pain

"Huh!?" Lucy exclaimed scared

All of the villagers began to shake and groan in pain, the mages looked at them in shock and saw their bodies beginning to change, their eyes widening when they saw what they turned into… Demons

"Sorry if we scared you… When the purple moon is out… Our bodies turn into these horrible demons. If this isn't a curse, I don't know what it is…" the mayor said, the villagers were crying after turning into these demons, it looked truly horrible

"I see… They are weredemons." Lance said incredibly seriously making Dot stare at him in disbelief

"You just made that up…"

"What else would you call them?"

"Once it becomes morning, everyone will return to their original forms." The mayor continued, ignoring what those two were saying "But recently, there are some of us who didn't change back and lost their souls."

"It can't be…" Lucy said concerned

"We decided to kill anyone who lost their souls and turned into a real demon." The mayor said saddened

"Even if there is a chance that they might change back into their original forms!?" Natsu asked

"If we let them live, others might be killed by those demons. And even if we lock them up, they are strong enough to just break out and escape." the mayor said while taking out a picture of someone familiar "That's why… I had to kill my son as well. My son whose soul became evil…"

"That's…" Lucy gasped in realization, they all did, the man in that picture… Was Bobo, the sailor who took them to that island

"So that's why he disappeared… I'm sure… he couldn't rest in peace like that." Gray said with wide eyes

"A ghost…!?" Dot thought scared, this entire situation was looking like a horror movie to him

"I acknowledge you as famous mages. Please save our island… If this keeps going… soon we will all lose our souls and become demons…" the mayor begged the mages

"I won't let that happen!" Natsu said determined

"You can count on us. We will free your people from this curse." Abyss said with a determined look

"There is only one way to get rid of the curse… Please… Destroy the moon!" the mayor said shocking the mages

"What!?" they all said at the same time

The mages were now inside of a house that the villagers let them spend the night in, Happy was looking out of the window towards the moon

"The more I look at it, the creepier it gets…" Happy said

"Hey! Quit staring at it. And close the window." Lance ordered

"Why?"

"Didn't you hear? The mayor said that if we get too much exposure to the moonlight we will also turn into demons." Lucy said sitting down

"This is troublesome." Natsu said annoyed

"There's no way we can destroy the moon." Gray said with a scowl

"Yeah." Lucy looked at the ceiling concerned

"I have no idea how many punches it would take to destroy the moon." Natsu said making a fist

"You are actually thinking about trying!?" Gray asked in shock

"It's impossible." Abyss said sternly

"I agree. I don't think there is a mage who can destroy the moon." Lucy said shrugging

"I don't think even Mash could destroy the moon." Dot said while lying down

"But our job is to destroy the moon, if we can't do it then it would be a disgrace to Fairy Tail." Natsu told the rest of the group

"Whatever. What's impossible remains impossible! First of all, how would we even get to the moon!?" Gray said angrily

"Happy or Lance." Natsu said simply

"I can't do that." Happy told his friend

"As much as I do want to throw you into space, I can't do it." Lance said annoyed

"Destroy the moon is the only solution from the victim's point of view. There has to be another solution." Lucy said mostly to herself

"That would be more logical." Lance said

"We can think about this tomorrow…" Natsu said falling to the ground and beginning to sleep

"Aye…" Happy did the same

"Yeah… We can explore the island tomorrow after we sleep…" Gray also laid down and began to sleep

"Yeah, I'm sleepy too. Good night." Lucy said and then laid down… but then noticed who she was in the middle of "How can I sleep between a pervert and an animal!?"

Gray had immediately taken all of his clothes off in his sleep while Natsu was snoring flames out of his mouth somehow, Lucy got up and decided to sleep in another place in the house, she chose near Abyss because she was sure he wouldn't try anything on her… and also because the moment she laid near him he passed out

"Damn you Abyss… You pretty boy…" Dot was glaring daggers at the unconscious Abyss, until Lance knocked Dot out with a punch to the back of his head

"Shut up and sleep." Lance said and went to sleep himself

It was now the morning, and our group of mages was ready to go out and explore more of the island

"It's so early…" both Gray and Natsu complained

"We are leaving! Let's go!" Lucy said while walking in front of them

"That goes for you too." Lance told Dot who was in the same boat as Natsu and Gray

"Shut up…"

"Wake up, cat!" Abyss ordered causing Happy to fly towards them sleepily

"Aye…"

"You're up early. Were you unable to sleep because of the demons?" one of the guards asked

"It's not that, don't worry." Lucy reassured them

"We just want to go investigate the island before we destroy the moon. Could you please open the gates?" Gray said

"We are actually going to!?" Natsu screamed

"Sure." the guard said and opened the gate, allowing the mages to leave

In the deep forest of the island, more bickering between the mages was happening, what a surprise…

"What was that!? Yesterday you insisted that we couldn't destroy the moon!" Natsu yelled

"It is impossible. I only said we would to not make the villagers panic." Gray told Natsu "Besides, even if we could we wouldn't. Because then we wouldn't be able to enjoy the moon anymore."

"I think the bigger issue would be the severe natural problems that not having the moon would cause." Abyss deadpanned

"Idiots…" Lance sighed

"Hey, can you guys tone it down? We never know what might be surrounding us! …she says" Horologium said while carrying Lucy inside of him

"What the fu-" Dot began but was interrupted

"Why don't you walk on your own?" Natsu asked

"Are you sure you're using that celestial spirit in the right way?" Gray asked

"B-but our enemy is a curse this time! Fighting something without a body is creepy! She says." Horologium said for Lucy

"Let's go! S Class job!" Natsu yelled while walking away

"I'll just freeze the curse, don't worry." Gray said nonchalantly

"You're really dumb… she says." Horologium deadpanned for Lucy

"You just noticed?" Lance asked while pulling Dot away from the clock spirit, he was sure the redhead was going to beg to be inside with Lucy and he didn't want to deal with his annoying screeching

The group walked deeper into the forest, looking around until they heard sounds. Sounds of very heavy footsteps

"What is it?" Natsu looked around confused

But they ended up finding the source of the noise, turning around they ended up seeing a massive rat staring them down

"A GIANT RAT!?" Dot screamed confused

"Take it down already! She says." Horologium ordered for Lucy

"That should be easy." Lance said pulling out his wand

The rat looked at them and began to breathe in a massive amount of air

"It looks like it's gonna spit something!" Dot yelled

"It's fine, I'll just use my Ice-Make: Shield," Gray said getting ready to cast his spell

But instead of spitting something, the rat ended up blowing a massive amount of stinky air from its mouth, making all of the mages fall on the ground thanks to the small, even Horologium couldn't take it and ended up disappearing back to the spirit world

"Crap!" Lucy yelled out

"What is this smell!? It's horrible!" Dot screamed in disgust

"I feel like I'm going to throw up…" Lance said while on his hands and knees

"Natsu! Oh yeah, you have enhanced senses." Gray said after noticing Natsu passed out on the floor

"Everyone, run!" Abyss screamed and so everyone did what he said

Abyss grabbed Natsu and ran as fast as he could with the others running right behind him, and the rat went after them, destroying various trees that were in its way just by running

"Tch! Ice-Make: Floor!" Gray screamed while putting his hands on the ground and turning it into ice

"Graviole!" Lance pointed his wand toward the rat and a gravitational beam hit it pushing it back and making it slip on the ice, causing it to fall right on its head

"Nice!" Dot yelled

"Look! A building!" Lucy said pointing at some ruins "Let's go there while we still can!"

But her suggestion had to wait since Natsu, Gray, and Dot were too busy beating up the unconscious rat

"We're beating it up while we still can!"

The mages had managed to get inside of the temple after some time lost by beating up a rat, that sounds a lot worse than it actually is…

"So spacious!" Lucy said while looking at the inside of the temple

"Looks kinda shaby." Natsu said

"It is an ancient temple after all." Abyss said

"Hey, check this out. Moon-shaped marks." Dot said looking at some ancient scriptures on the wall

"It seems like this island was originally called Moon Island." Lance said looking at the scriptures

"Moon Island, Moon Curse, and moon-shaped marks… All of this can't just be a coincidence." Lucy thought out loud

"Hey Lucy, look!" Happy said showing a bone to her

"What are you, a dog!?"

"This place looks really shabby. Is the floor even sturdy enough?" Natsu said and began to stomp the ground

"Hey stop! You just said it looks shabby!" Lucy yelled at him

"Natsu, stop before you break the-" Abyss began but then Natsu's stomping ended up making the floor collapse "Floor…"

They all ended up falling into the hole that was created by Natsu stomping his feet on the ground

"You idiot!" Lance screamed

"Happy! Do something!" Lucy yelled but then saw Happy choking on the bone he had before "WHY DID YOU TRY TO EAT IT!?"

And then they hit the ground, the debris falling on top of them until Natsu got up and three them all away

"Hey, is everyone ok?" Natsu asked while looking around

"Happy is in danger but for a different reason." Lucy said while trying to save Happy from choking on the bone

"Good job, idiot!" Lance said while glaring at Natsu

"Where are we, by the way…" Lucy asked after managing to take the bone out of Happy's throat

"Thanks…"

"I guess it's a secret basement." Gray said looking up

"Cool! Secret cave!" Natsu said excitedly "Keta explore!"

"Don't go strolling around!" Abyss tried to tell Natsu but he already ran away

But suddenly Natsu came to a halt causing the mages to look at him confused, the dragon slayer looked shocked so the others went near him to see what happened but them…

"WHAT IS THAT THING!?" Dot screamed terrified

"A HUMONGOUS FROZEN MONSTER!" Natsu screamed

They all stared at the frozen monster with shocked looks, that thing looked like Lullaby but somehow more demonic…

"DELIORA!?!?" Gray screamed in a mixture of terror and shock "IT CAN'T BE! HOW IS HE HERE!? HE CAN'T!"

"You know what that is?" Natsu asked the panicking Gray

"Gray, calm down." Lucy tried to calm down the ice mage

"Gray, what's wrong?" Abyss asked while walking close to Gray

"..." Gray kept staring at the demonic frozen monster in shock

"Gray. What is your history with that thing?" Lance asked while frowning

"That's… Deliora. The demon of misfortune and disaster…" Gray said through gritted teeth


And the plot had begun plotting!

Does Dot have a chance to get with Lucy?

Literally everyone: no.

Dot: Oi! The fuck!?

Lance: come on, Dot.

Dot: Nah! I have a chance! I'm nice! I'm cool! And I'm the protagonist!

Lance: so you're a pervert and also delusional.

Dot: Fuck is that suppose to mean!?

Lance: Lets be honest, Natsu has a better chance to get with Lucy than you do. And I'm sure he doesn't even know what that means.

Natsu: I do know what that means!

Lance: Huh, didn't expect that.

Dot: oh, fuck off siscon...