A Helluva Boss Story
Different Kinds of Fire 2.0
Chapter 7
Spring Broken pt. 2
(Becky's POV)
Loona and I were in human form. Ready to go on the prowl for our clients requests. Ensuring Blitz a victory against Verosika. This was all for the sake of our company's parking space, but to me, this whole thing is still ridiculous. Nevertheless, we've got a job to do, and we only have until sunset to complete it.
Loona suggested we split up to cover more ground and get more kills. I'm not sure how she knows who to go after, but my guess is it has to do with being a dog and their incredible ability to smell. Must be pretty cool to be in her shoes uh fur. I looked at the guy Loona pointed at. It's show time. I made my way over to him. He had a high school jock appearance to him so I figured the best way to win him over was by acting girly. I watched Loona go up to a guy with sunglasses on, run a finger down his chest throwing out a flirtatious grin, and motioning to an alleyway.
That was the location to go. I walked up to my guy, flipped my hair, gave a cute smile which followed with an eye wink. Honestly, I had no idea if that would actually work, but surprisingly, it worked. I followed Loona's trail leading the guy to the alleyway where ten seconds after entering the guy was gunned down. I looked up to see Blitz, Millie and Moxxie looking down from above a rooftop. Blitz gave me a thumbs up. To be honest, it feels good to get recognized for a job well done, but I can't rest yet. There's still got a job to do.
Loona and I worked together to bring the targets to the alleyway where Blitz, Millie and Moxxie used different unique ways to kill each person. when it comes to killing, these three take their job seriously.
"That's eleven kills in the bag! I like to see that warily snatch orgasm that many-" Blitz began but was cut off when we heard Verosika's voice coming from the large stage across from where we stood.
"Alright spring breakers! Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some BITCHIN' BAD CHOICES?!"
I could see the audience cheering and people calling out Verosika's name.
~Normal POV~
Out of a cloud of smoke Verosika appeared but in her human form.
'This is your final boarding call. All aboard~'
The music began to play from the speakers and up on the screens came the words 'Fuck you Blitzo' in bright letters for all to see, Blitz included. As soon as he saw those words he began to snarl and growl, foam coming out of his mouth. Making him look like a rabid animal ready to attack. Seeing her boss this way made Becky take a few steps back.
'Pack your bags. Sun's out. Take a vacay, babe. Take it straight to bone town.'
As if the music was hypnotizing the humans, they began to feel warm and horny. Turning to one another they began to kiss, hug and grind on each other. Little did they know that Verosika's succubus crew disguised themselves as humans to join the humans. Getting them extra horny while Verosika continued singing her song.
'V-time, free time, baby relax. Self-care, no hair, Brazilian wax. Horn up succu-bus to the beach. Catch some rays while catching some D**k.'
"GOD DAMMIT! That bitch started her goodish mating call! Now she's going to win over all these maniacs! We got to pick things up, guys!" Blitz cried out.
Just then, a blonde man came into Blitz's view. He was tipsy, and then he threw up.
"He on the list Loonie?" Blitz asked pointing at the man.
"Huh? Yeah...I-I think so." Said a distracted Loona looking at Vortex who in human form, guarding the front stage.
"Good!" Said Blitz pulling out a black and red axe which took Becky by surprise.
"Where in the world were you keeping a weapon of that size?" She asked.
"Don't ask questions that you're not ready to hear an answer from kiddo." Blitz replied looking at the wasted vomit blonde.
"Oh whoa! What are you? A leprechaun?" Asked the guy laughing.
"Yeah, pretty cool huh?" Said Blitz slicing the guy in half with the axe. "But you sure as shit ain't gonna tell nobody!"
At that point Becky looked horrified at what she just saw. Sure it was one thing shooting at people but slicing a guy in half, that was going a tad overboard. What she had just witnessed was familiar to a scene in a horror movie. Except this wasn't a movie, it was reality and reality was making her stomach churn and flip in an unsettling way. One that would have her chucking up chunks if she didn't get away from the beach and fast. Without wasting another minute she took off past Blitz for the stairs leading up to the boardwalk where she ran towards the nearest trashcan and let it all out.
"BLACH!"
Rather then describe the gross puck that came out of Becky's mouth I will simply say she was shaking on her feet so she had to hold onto the trashcan while letting it all out till her stomach felt at ease. It took a few minutes before she could away and lean against the wall to take a breather.
"Ugh...(wipes her mouth with her sleeve) that image is going to haunt my dreams for weeks. Dammit Blitz...Moxxie was right...you do suck." Becky said to herself as she took deep breathes to calm herself, keep from barfing, again.
She could still hear the music as it played loud through the air. It was a catchy tune that had a nice ring to it. Closing her eyes, Becky listened to the music. When it came to music Verosika knew how to make herself heard. Becky could feel herself getting lost in the music. A small smile formed on her face as she listened. Getting lost in the music she found herself humming softly.
"The music has a nice sound to it doesn't it?"
"Yeah, its pretty cool." Becky said not realizing who she was talking to until she opened her eyes to see a mysterious stranger standing in front of her. She was startled at first and couldn't speak. She found herself staring at a tall gentleman with a big smile on his face.
The gentleman was indeed tall probably about six foot two or four at best. He was Caucasian with short brown hair with matching eyes, wearing black dress pants with a matching vest over a white shirt with long sleeves. His shoes were black dress shoes, he wore glasses and carried a cane in his right hand. Although he was smiling there was something about his smile that made Becky feel a tad unsettled. Still, it was rude not to acknowledge the guy when he spoke to her.
"Hello there."
"Hello my dear, I couldn't help but notice you by yourself. I also took notice of you looking a tad sickly. Are you feeling alright?"
"Ah, that, I'll admit I wasn't feeling great a few moments ago, but I got it all out and I'm alright. Thank you for your concern."
"Of course, it wouldn't be polite of me to leave a young lady by herself if she was sick."
"Again, thank you. I'd like to leave and go home, but my boss is trying to win this stupid bet he made with his ex-girlfriend."
"A bet you say?"
"Yeah, it's kind of dumb and I'm sure you don't want to hear it."
"Nonsense my dear, please tell me what ails you."
"Oh, well okay." That took Becky by surprise. No one ever bothered listening to her. Now some stranger wanted to hear what was on her mind. As crazy as it seemed, she told the stranger her story. Leaving out a couple details. After all, he was a human. He'd likely think she was crazy if she told the whole truth.
What surprised her the most was the fact that the man was listening to her. He took in every word she said, didn't speak, giving only a few small nods to show he was listening. It was almost hard to believe some stranger would give her the chance to speak her mind. Sure Millie and Moxxie listened to her and occasionally Blitz sometimes heard her out though this is Blitz we're talking about. And Loona well she's her own person.
Getting back to the conversation, Becky had finished telling the stranger what she could tell about her story. Once finished, the man began to speak.
"It sounds like you have been through quiet the ordeal today my dear." He said. "I apologies for your boss being a fool. Getting into a childish argument with an old flame then pulling you and your co-workers into the middle of everything."
"Childish is one way to describe everything. At least this will all be over soon, but I worry about how Blitz will react if we lose." Becky said, making the man laugh in response.
"Well from the look of things I'd say anything could happen." The man replied.
Looking out on the beach, Becky could see Loona talking to Vortex while Blitz looked ready to pop one at the sight. Verosika walked around on the stage. Still singing her hypnotic song. Her possie, who were disguised as humans, were working their magic on the humans.
"I guess you may have a point there sir. By the way, what's your name? I never asked you."
"Ah forgive me my dear, my name is Alastor." He replied placing a gentle kiss on Becky's right hand. Causing the poor girl to blush.
Now she understood how Loona felt around Vortex. Speaking of which, from the corner of her eye she could see Blitz and Loona yelling at each other. Something was going on, she could hear shouting. Something about adoption and staying out of Loona's life. She thought about going down there to try splitting them apart, but decided against it. This was between father and daughter, and she knew first hand what that experience was like.
She could see Blitz busy yelling at Loona while Millie and Moxxie seemed occupied with the killings on the hit list. Blitz did say they had to pick up the pace since Verosika and her gang were bringing on the heat with the horny love making on the beach. Maybe it was best that she was on the boardwalk with her new companion away from everything at the moment.
"Something troubling you my dear?" Alastor asked snapping Becky out of her thoughts.
"Sorry, I'm a tad concerned for my friends on the beach." She told him watching everything unfold. Looking back and forth between Blitz and Loona yelling then to Millie and Moxxie killing people.
"You wouldn't happen to mean those two imps killing those humans and the taller imp arguing with that hellhound disguised as a human, would you?" Alastor asked.
"Actually yeah I-Huh?!" Now that threw her off. How did he know? It was kind of obvious with Blitz, Millie, and Moxxie though most people don't put two-and-two together with them being imps. As for Loona, how'd he know she wasn't actually human?
"H-How did you know?" She asked earning a chuckle in response followed by an answer.
"My dear, you didn't think you, your friend, Ms. Verosika, and her crew, were the only ones who could disguise themselves as a human, do you?"
At first Becky just starred at Alastor, didn't say a single word. Even if she did what would she say? Were there any words to speak? It was true, it never occurred to her that other demons could come up to the surface every so often. Make themselves look like a human and blend in.
How did she know he was being honest? Looking deep in his eyes, she could have sworn she saw a glowing flame of red burning in his pupils. This was living proof of another demon.
"Speechless I see, I do have a certain reputation for that." Said Alastor. "But don't fret my dear, if I wanted to harm you, I would have done so already."
'Not sure if that's suppose to make me feel better.'
"Come now my dear, say something."
Before Becky could speak or say anything, a loud monstrous roar caught her attention. Turning away from Alastor, in the water, a giant monster-like fish appeared from the depths of the sea. Scaring everyone, killing others, using its tongue to grab Moxxie, who looked slightly drunk as he was pulled into the fish monster's mouth.
"Oh my gosh, Moxxie!" Becky cried out. "Alastor, I apologize, I have to go before my friend gets digested!" With that she took off towards the ocean.
There were three reasons why she stopped running once she reached the edge of the water.
One, she had no weapons on her.
Two, she had no idea how she could fight a ferocious fish monster.
Three, Millie jumped into action to save her drunk husband.
All Becky could do was watch Millie use a flaming cocktail as a way to gain access inside. Course, that part came after the fish fell down and Millie sliced up the fish like one would sushi before prying open the mouth, hopping inside and saving Moxxie. All Becky could do was stand, watch, and hope that the two got out in one piece.
It didn't take long, Moxxie was thrown out of the fishes mouth. Becky watched as he went flying through the air, landing in Blitz's arms. Some guy was celebrating the fact that he avoided getting hit by the large tongue Millie cut off, but Blitz killed him cause the guy was being annoying and Moxxie laughed in a drunken manner. Eventually, Millie came out and the fish monster was defeated.
"I love that woman~" Said Moxxie, drunk as Hell.
"Oh she totally pegs you doesn't she?" Blitz said. "Way to show off Mils babe!"
"Is Moxxie okay?" Millie asked walking over to the guys with Becky besides her.
"Oh yeah, he's fine." Said Blitz.
"I'm soooooo...drinky." Said Moxxie being pulled into a hug by Millie.
"So...guess everything worked out in the end, kind of?" Becky said, rubbing her neck.
"Well it didn't go exactly as I planned, but close enough." Blitz said giving a shrug.
"Blitzo." Came the familiar voice of Verosika Mayday.
"Oh perfect, that must be the whores!" Said Blitz.
"That was handled rather...obvious...don't you think?" Said Verosika with a smirk.
"I don't think so." Said Millie, pulling out a small flask, tossing it to Verosika who catches it. "Would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world."
"Oh Satan! (laughing) You all be so...Fuuuuucked! (still laughing)" Said Moxxie.
"Yeah, well...you three nasty-ass gremlins will be in shit for not being is disguises." Verosika pointed out not including Becky who was in her human disguise.
"A human called me a possum. I am nota possum! (face plant)" Said Moxxie.
"And my friends are not nasty-ass gremlins ma'am." Said Becky, stepping up.
"Y'know, we could keep this little B-movie scene on the down low, if you agree to let us have our parking spot." Said Blitz with a big grin on his face.
"...Fine." Said an annoyed Verosika.
"WE FUCKIN' WOOOOOOON! IN YOUR FACE BITCH!"
"FUCK YEAH!"
"YAHOO!"
"(Scoffs) Come on, let's get out of here." Verosika said to her crew. "Tex!"
"Well, guess it's time to bounce, but hey if you're ever down to party. I'll give you a ring sometime." Vortex told Loona.
"Really?! I mean, heh...yeah, yeah." She said trying to keep her composer.
"Yeah, my girlfriend throws a ton of crazy hound parties." Vortex said but at the mention of having a girlfriend, Loona's expression shifts from puppy love to dejection and disappointment.
"Nice...can't wait for my first one." Loona said softly.
"(chuckles) Let's get you some friends girl." Said Vortex giving Loon a playful punch before following Verosika.
Loona stayed where she was for a while. Going over everything that had happened today in her head. From meeting Vortex to her confrontation with Blitz followed by learning Vortex already has a girlfriend. She didn't snap out of it till Becky put a hand on her shoulder.
"Loona, are you okay?"
"...Yeah...yeah, I'm okay just...got a lot to think about."
"Well listen, I may not know what went down between you and Blitz or Vortex, but I want you to know if you ever want to talk, I'm here for you."
"Thanks Becky, appreciate it."
"Come on Loonie Tooney! Come on Becky Hecky! Let's go back and park our fat fuckin' car in our fat fuckin' space!" Blitz cried out.
The I.M.P go through the portal on the sandy beach. Loona falls backwards through the portal. Becky's about to fall through when she turns back to the boardwalk. A quick scan showed Alastor was no where to be found. It was disappointing. She wanted to apologize to him for running off, but that would have to wait another day. With a heavy sigh, she fell through the portal.
Blitz popped up a couple seconds later then popped up giving Verosika double middle fingers before disappearing through the portal. Ticked Verosika off, making her growl in anger. As she and her crew were heading out, the police, a clown, and a robot surrounded them.
"Put your hands up, you sick deviants!" A cop cried out.
"Alright sluts, get ready to suck a lot of pig dicks." Verosika said to her gang who replied with groans of disgust as they raise their hands.
Meanwhile, from the shadows of a dark alley, said gentleman Alastor had watched everything that had happened.
"Well, well, well that was certainly an exciting turn of events. (chuckles) Oh the joy in misery and victory from both parties. Ah well, time to head back. I do hope we meet again Ms. Becky...I truly hope we do."
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