This is a Danmachi and Sekirei Crossover Fanfiction Only.

Other franchises will be included.

As they were sent to that universe, they found themselves in yet another time as infants, and for two men who have the minds of being functional adults, that was more embarrassment than they would ever be willing to express, no matter who asked. Hector found the difference in size and coordination to be quite off-putting, the fact he couldn't walk or go and take care of his own bodily needs stressful, but Hiro had one realization, that to an infant his size, perception of things was much different because as his mother tried to breastfeed him, they appear ginormous.

Hiro at that moment regretted that he could not speak because he rather starve than have to watch that look on Hiro's face. The minute he could walk, the first thing they both decided to do is to prove they didn't need a fucking diaper as quickly as possible, which astonished their mother, aunt, godfather, and grandfather.

As time went by the people of their family became more and more surprised, they were doing things no child should be able or know how to do, training like they were self-taught Spartans, they seemed to be focused on what they knew they were very good at. To their godfather's surprise, they were getting stronger, better, and faster at fighting as they continued their training. They were holding their own against him without even having a blessing when they were teenagers, and this was a man who fought against monsters five times his size.

Their grandmother was not surprised as much as the others she found it rather funny actually. They were named Theseus and Bellerophon under the family name Carnel, after their father, and most of their relatives consider this to be such a mouthful that they called them something shorter, Theo and Bell.

They were never told their mother, aunt, grandparents and even godfather were such major important people, but thanks to them having the memories of Hiro and Hector, they knew exactly who these people were, the last surviving members of both the Zeus and Hera Familias. They were hard to not recognize Zeus and Hera since they were exactly as they expected, but their mother and aunt looked a lot younger than they expected.

In fact, Theo spent more time training away from home for one very specific reason, to get away from having to hear Bell flirt with all the women in their family, it was not that strange at all, they were the grandchildren of Zeus and Hera, and if brother and sister can get married and have children clearly incest was not even considered as abnormal. To Theo, it was just so much of a pain that he avoided it as much as possible.

As they were finally old enough, Zeus and Hera finished telling them why they lived out in the middle of nowhere, what had happened to their family, and if they ever wanted to return to Orario, they would have to pay so much money to the city, that it was practically highway robbery. The two that they suspected caused their exile were two rival families, the Loki Familia, which was formed by a Norse Goddess, and the other was formed by another Norse Goddess named Freya. Zeus pretty much said that they couldn't defeat them as the number one and two familia when it came to results, so they instead used dirty tricks to make it near impossible for them to return.

Theo wanted to know the specifics, to the point, that Hera was at first amazed that he wanted to know such a thing, he was barely out of his teens, and it almost sounded like he and Bell were planning to do something about it. Bell told her that indeed she was correct, he and Theo were, in fact, going to restore the honor of the two Familia, but to do so, they needed to know a few things, such as the restrictions that were placed on how to pay for their exile to end, and last but certainly not least they needed something akin to a mental map of the locations of every single cache that the Zeus and Hera Familia used to hide money, valuables and even equipment.

Zeus asked Bell why would he need to know that, and how he even knew such a thing existed, Bell laughed and told his grandfather that two Familia as powerful and prominent as them, would keep hidden chests as reserves in case of emergencies, it was only logical to do that. The amount that they will have to pay more than likely is astronomic and that is intentional, so they would need to access quite a few of these hidden chests to have enough to pay the city.

Theo mentioned that the equipment could also be sold if they didn't need to use some of it themselves. Hera was quite happy to hear how forthcoming and how clearly her grandchildren had thought of this so she told them, that one stipulation was that the payment could only be made by a person who was not a member of any Familia or receive the aid of any god or goddess. She smiled at the angry look that appeared on Theo's face, "That's right, they asked us to pay enough gold that you can build a world with it, and to top it off the person who is going to have to get that much can not be in a Familia and can not receive help from any of the pantheons. That is why we said nearly impossible, no one who is not part of a Familia or receives the aid of a deity would ever be able to gather that enormous amount, not in one or a billion lifetimes. I hate to admit it, but those two got us good."

Bell began to show this really sly smile, that looked odd on a person as young as he was, "They want to play dirty, I am game, Theo and I will go to Orario, use the money from buried chest around the outskirts outside of Orario, get enough money, and make them pay, I am going to make them fall in love with me, and they will become part of my harem, let's see them act against their husband's relative then." Theo couldn't help but shake his head upon hearing that crazy declaration, honestly Bell is not even in the dungeon city, and he is already thinking of seducing and banging every freaking goddess he can get his hands on. Why was he cursed to have such a dirty-minded little brother? That is when he saw Zeus smile and knew the answer.

As they grew up they received even more help they received, and they worked hard to make a map for them, so they could find all the buried chests near or around the land where Orario is. They understood that both Theo and Bell were correct in what they said, even if they regretted having both of them take such a heavy burden.

They trained and they got stronger more and more as time went by and as the day finally came for them for them to go to Orario, and finally do something about the exile of both the Hera and Zeus Familia. As they were about to leave, Zeus decided to take the sword which had been in the display case and give it to Theo to keep safe till the time Bell would one day need it. Theo however met a strange spirit that called himself Jupiter. He could switch between his spirit form and what essentially was a sword that was wrapped by lightning, and he called that one the thunder sword, the magic sword that was in the case, he called the fire sword.

The fact is Theo would never do something as mean as to keep both swords to himself, he would see if the fire sword accepts Bell, and if it does, he would let him use that blade to kill monsters and other threats. He also would like to eventually find Hestia, from their memories, they need to find her before she becomes so desperate that she starts to mooch off Hephaestus. It was a simple plan but that meant they needed to leave this week if they were going to make it at the time Hestia first arrived on Orario.

It was pretty bad if they arrived late, the relationship between those two was never the same, and Bell would depend on the goodwill of Hephaestus, to help him make the thing she needed for his plan to succeed. No other blacksmith was as skilled and knowledgeable as she was, and given the three rules that would be set for gods in Orario, it means she could use her divine power as the goddess of the forge. The items he needed would require no less than that.

Bell was not thinking of asking for her to make him a weapon or some armor, the items he needed were special, they were needed to help people he knew he would meet, and people that he knew required a lot of help. Like a storage ring for Lily, as long as she kept her savings in that lockbox and wore the key as a pendant, those bastards in the Soma Familia would continue to take advantage of her.

The second item was a memory-seeing mirror, a mirror that would allow a person to see the memories of anyone the person holding the mirror named. This would be useful in many ways, again Lily to show Soma what the hell his Familia been doing to each other, and how bad the abuse Lily went through. This could also help solve a few problems between Familias, as by seeing the memories of each other, any misunderstanding could be cleared almost immediately.

The third item was something that was even more weird than the previous two, it was a hammer, specifically a blacksmith's hammer. He wanted this item to help Welf Crozo, this hammer would allow the quality of items that were forged to increase in quality by the level of skill of the blacksmith. So with this hammer, if Welf spent a lot of time making and breaking apart some of his creations, he could end up being able to make legendary quality gear, something the Hestia Familia would definitely need, given how often they found themselves in a troubling situation, at least from what Bell remembered in his memories.

The final item was a way for Hestia to have a portable easy to carry version of her Hearth, which would be essential for her given again the fact that many deities have less than savory feelings and ideas about her, so a little extra defense was not out of the question. Theo's only comment was that all these items had one thing in common, that they all involved items that were meant to help women who would eventually join Bell's harem. At first, Theo wanted to call him a pervert since he had not actually met them, but thanks to the memories Bell was already thinking of the girls in his harem.

He quickly simply settled saying that he was being selfish and that he would like a few items himself to help the women that would join his harem also, hearing Theo, Bell had to admit that was only fair. Bell immediately asked what sort of items would he want, First, he wanted a ring that could cure any mental or physical illness of the person who touched it, he knew that only members of the Sekirei and women from other realities could be part of his harem, and he knew several had deep mental and physical problems.

The next thing he wanted was a small container that would allow him to store an infinite number of items, regardless of their size or weight, with a large harem there was no way that these women would not buy in large quantities, chances are that they would have to purchase a lot of clothes, food, furniture, and other essentials and so being able to carry them would be something they could use. Bell had to admit that it was a good idea, and more than likely when his harem was established, he could ask Hephaestus to make one for his harem.

The third item was something that Bell immediately rejected, there is no freaking way he would ask or allow anyone to ask Hephaestus to make a dildo that would allow one woman to impregnate another woman. There was no fucking chance in the underworld he would allow that to be made. Theo asked him why, and Bell didn't waste any time telling him that would destroy any chances they could have a harem, if women could have children without men, that meant men were essentially no longer needed or considered obsolete.

Theo complained that was said by the man who inspired the creation of that damn thing, in that universe where men being born was rare. Fine, that last item will not be created, then he at least wanted the damn portal ring, the thing was invaluable, with it, he could return from any floor of the dungeon to the surface and back later, as long as the person who used it knew the floor. In fact, the ring was first created to be able to travel to any location the user knew, it was called a gate ring by the creator, but that creator was long dead, so jealous people just called it the portal ring, to make it sound less important. The idiotic schemes by stupid and selfish people.

This ring could be used to save people, and open ways to provide aid and rescue to parties in dungeons, and all it requires to make is a blacksmith that has a master level of runes, that is all, any master blacksmith should be able to do this, but sadly when something can be used to do that, the dark nature of people use it for wrong things, steal, kidnap, murder, and even rape. That is why the person who invented it only made one and added something that crooks never figured, if the ring was stolen or taken from the dead body of the owner without him or her being the one that would inherit it or a direct relative of the owner, the ring would explode, destroying the ring.

This was a run the creator of the ring invented himself, the anti-theft rune. However once again people's dark nature would show, this time they could kill the owner of something with the rune, and attempt to take it, causing it to be destroyed and the family of the owner to lose it, the mentality Theo guessed if it can't be mine, then nobody can have it. The dark intent of people will never cease to exist it seems. Why did Theo want that ring, he remembers in his memories of Bell and his party ending up in a level in the dungeon, and their only choice was to go even deeper, risking their lives while doing so, they were injured, fighting was extremely dangerous, so if Bell or himself had that ring, that would no longer be an issue.

Bell said that the last item could be created but Theo would be the one to keep it. He already was trusted with keeping the Familia fire sword, no reason to think he would do anything bad with it. Theo just turned around and told him it had nothing to do with the fact that the fire sword would try to burn him if he even thought of actually doing something like that. "Will you too stop arguing and you both straighten up, you still have to eat breakfast, I am not sending you to travel all the way to Orario on an empty stomach, you both know monsters will attack you on the way, you are not going there on a guarded carriage after all."

Bell told Alfia they wouldn't have to if they were allowed to take their pegasi, with them, both of them could enjoy a good flight, but no, their grandfather would not let them, something about drawing unwanted attention. "It is not only because bandits would love to kill you, to steal them, it is also because the saddles have the mark of both mine and Hera's Familia if people saw you riding in on them, but they would also automatically think you are members of either Familia if that happens how are you going to pay the city to get rid of the exile?"

Bell still complained as he ate his breakfast saying it ain't fucking fair, they could say they were lent by members of the Familias since their friends of their family, but no, they have to march all the way over a monster-infested road. "He complains, but we both know he loves to fight monsters. So stop complaining and finish your sausage and eggs, so I can eat my pigs in a blanket in peace."

Bell glared at his brother when he said, "First off those are pancakes with sausages, and I don't want to hear that from the monster skill thief, you fucking go out when nobody is looking, kill monsters, and cook them over a fucking campfire, dare you say I love fighting monsters, when you want to make a fucking meal out of their corpses, to take their skills or improve the ones you already taken!" Alfia punched them both on the top of their head and told them less to complain and more eating, they had to hurry, or they would have to travel at night.

As they both got ready to leave of course Bell would get hugs from the women in their family and other women in the Familias, nothing wrong with that, at all. Considering Theo still had memories of being told that Bell could only marry women from the Danmachi universe, and Theo could only marry women that appear from other universes thanks to the merger of universes, and quite possibly travelers. So it makes perfect sense that they would only hug Bell, even if it did secretly piss off Theo sometimes, never mind that Bell was younger than some of the Familia members that were hugging him, and never mind that they whispered that they planned to join his harem at a later date.

The trip to Orario was nothing that exciting, both of them basically ran toward the city killing any monster that came near them, and Bell apparently used his gamer powers to set his inventory, to do auto collect, and thus as they killed monsters, the bodies of the monsters would be pulled into his inventory, and would send half of them to the inventory of Theo, the other thing they did was dig the small chests that were on the way, thinking they might need some money before they reach the gates of Orario.

The fact is that they both were on the lookout to find Hestia, well Bell more than Theo, in fact Theo was far more interested in stopping, butchering, and preparing some of the monsters they killed and cooking them to make something akin to travel rations and snacks. As he thought of this the inventory gave him the choice of letting the inventory prepare the meat from the monster pieces that were inside, and even found a nice cooking option, so he only needed to select the choice of spices and make a choice of recipes that could be prepared.

This turned out to be quite convenient, he could continue to hunt and travel, and every once in a while, he would hear a small bell that told him the food was ready in the inventory, they were not fighting that many different types of monsters, it was becoming quite repetitive os so Bell told him, but much to Bell's surprise he saw Theo eating something he was not expecting, a long strip of jerky, Theo was quite enjoying the jerky as he fought monsters, which apparently only made the monsters that much more furious against him, Bell could only imagine the reason was that the jerky was made from the flesh of monsters of their kind, and they could tell from the smell of it.

"You damn Jerk, why didn't you tell me you had jerky? I have been hungry for hours, and you didn't bother to tell me, let alone share, some big brother you are." Theo told Bel to stop his pouting and the only reason he didn't tell him was because it was made using the flesh of the monsters they had been killing, this was not something he was expecting. So he asked to be told in greater detail, seeing that Theo had no other alternative, that is what he did.

"You found a way to auto-collect the bodies of the monsters we killed, and I found a way to dissect, sort, and process the monster dead bodies, just happens that I also found an auto-cook option that lets me set cooking choices and simply wait for the food to be ready. The reason I didn't offer is because I was always under the impression you didn't want to eat monster meat. You should have told me that was not the case earlier, I have quite a lot of jerky made already since nothing spoils in the inventory. So if you are up for eating some monster jerky, just say the word, and I can share some with you, although I do have to warn you, I made mine extra spicy. Honestly, I thought the spices would mask the scent, guess that didn't work."

Bell was happy to hear that Theo was willing to share but as for right now he had no interest in eating that, he would have to make do with the food he bought from the game store till they reached Orario, however never realized that the inventory had more hidden options and abilities than he ever noticed before. This means there could be a metal sorting and processing feature as well, he could already imagine all the different metal alloys he could create with that option, and given the fact that he had the game store, it means he could both buy metals unavailable to anyone in this world, or even sell many of the proceeded metals back to the shop, making some game money, and given he would be making alloys that don't normally exist he could really wrake in the game coin with this.

The other reason he was so focused on metal and mineral processing is that in his memory he could see he was going to end up being married to two blacksmiths, and being able to give them good metals would certainly make these women love him even more. The only thing they knew was that this world would have higher scientific knowledge and development than they would expect it to have when it was not merged, but the extent of how advanced or what they have created was something they simply had no clue about.

This was the reason they would ask Hephaestus to make those items they both wanted because they were not sure if those items already existed or if these items they asked would be the first of their kind, what they knew of Hestia was that she would arrive to Orario, and attempt to make a living, but when no one wanted to join her Familia her prospects would not be so great, so she will end up asking her fellow Greek goddess for shelter and aid, Bell knew this was a situation that must be avoided.

As they both were getting ready to walk towards the Gates, which looked massive, it was to be expected if they were supposed to keep any potential monsters out of the city, they heard a woman laughing as they were seen apparently this person found it funny that they were both looking at the Gates with such wonder, she decided to introduce herself as she was standing right behind them by a few feet from where they were standing. "You two must be adventurers, greeting and salutations, I am the Greek Goddess of the Hearth, Hestia and the person next to me is the Roman Goddess of the Hearth. Are you both planning to enter the city of Orario, if so, so are we, maybe we can enter together, your aid would be greatly appreciated."