ALIEN X BEAST WARD: ALIEN WARS
BY EMPEROR PLUMPATINE
CHAPTER 1 FEAST WARS
tarantulas was pig out and devour andimsla and slobe evrywhere. "ugh stop slobbering me!" say pterdactyl and tanatltua say "heehheeeheeheehee i yam feasting!" and devour more and more, and pteradacyla say "Megatron I can't stand it any longer, I need to fly-" "suddenly as " tarantulas halfway gallon of ice cream, he screaam ""EEEEEEEAAAAUUHRUEIJWOBHVJDGGGGI!" "My my, it appears piggy has a stomach ache, yesss" said megaton, but then tarantulas burst into blood and mech fluid and xenomorph pop out of corpse. Xenomorph hiss and bear teeth "well hello there. I like him. Welcome to a predacons. I think you will be most a home here. we could use your aid in destroying the maximals... Oh YESssssss indeed!" say megaboss Xenomorph say "HISSSSSSSSS" AND WHip tail out of tarantulas corpse.
Chapter 2 engeron me
meanwhile, maxilamillians secret base of axalon, Rhonix was find distant aspace rocks and calcultate distrance to cybertron. "Hmm, what's this?" ask rhinox to self, but cheetor (it's jusy another rock, def not a stasis pod) "But it not rock either, it's too smooth" say Rhonix, but Teletraan alarm bell ring and say "warning. predacons and unidentified ornganic life form approach", so primsl say "everyone get ready for combat" so primus, rhonix, cheetor, rattrap, and dinobit roll out and go otuside. "hello maximals. I made a friend who's organic for once. but unlike human primitives, he ist strong and will defeat you. i named him Xeno" but xenomorph had already charge, and megatron say "Predacons attack!" so he, pteradactyl, waspinaotr, scorponock, and inferno attack. Xenomorph spit huge acid ray that nearly kill all maximals, and primal say fall back!"" and maximals regroup under rock. "maaan, rhonix, i think you may have to hit the wild beans again" say rattrap but rhonix say "i will NEVAR eat tose again!" "dinobot say "hrrrggghh this alien must have a weakness of some kind-"" but he was cut short when ship start to crash land in middle of feild. and megatron yell "predacons retreat for now!" and john primal say "we'd better do the same!" and both sides clear area before
chap 3 crash landing
ellen ripley emerge for hypersleep and awaken hicks, noot, and bishop, and start to reassamble bishop cause alien queen dismember his synthetic proastate and spleen. suddenly maximals enter spaceship and try to be quiet, but Ripley hear and was ptsd and aim repeating blaster rifle say "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!" "mommi i'm scaerd say newt" "Um, HI my name is optimus primal, this rhi-" NO I MEAN LIKE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU? YOU LOOK LIKE A CYBORG CUERILLA OR SOMETHING! Rattrap say "well we kinda ARE trans formers, but to avoid a cetain enegergon overload, we took some animal" "Ok, you make 0 sense, but I don't tink you're out to kill me. I'lll make coffee, it's too early for this shit." "Coffee?" say cheetor, and rattrap say "just drink some robo apple juice, kid."
TO BE CONTINUE?!