Episode 15: The Mississippi Queen Shake
The honeybee scouts exited the room after another troop meeting.
Bessie: That was another successful troop meeting.
Penny: Yup.
They went to the food court and noticed everybody in line.
Bessie: Wait. What's everybody in line for?
General Disarray: You didn't hear? The food court is giving out a new milkshake.
Penny: What's it called?
General Disarray: It's called the Mississippi Queen.
Bessie: The Mississippi Queen?
General Disarray: Yeah.
Bessie: Wow. I wanna try it!
General Disarray: Get in line and you'll get one.
Penny: Okay. Let's get one.
15 minutes later...
Bessie: Looks like we're next.
Linda S: Here you go.
She gives Bessie and Penny the shakes.
Bessie: Let's see what it tastes like.
Penny: Yeah.
They both drank it and then their eyes were big.
Bessie: Oh my god.
Penny: We gotta get more.
Bessie: How many more of these shakes left?
Linda S: Only like 200.
Bessie: We'll take 50 more!
They give Linda the money.
Linda S: You should be careful. You'll end up getting addicted.
Bessie: We'll be fine. Let's drink!
(Play Mississippi Queen by Mountain for this section.)
Bessie and Penny start drinking the shake. They continued to drink more of it. They hand out more money to get the shake. They both continued drinking the shake and getting everyone in the Space Tree hooked on the shake. Everybody starts to drink it. Portia and Gwen were offered the shake, but they denied it. Bessie and Penny drank more of the shake. The Archer, Professor Chaos and several others drank the shake. Everybody in the Space Tree drank more and more of the shakes and they continued getting addicted to it. The Mississippi Queen was known as the most popular milkshake in the Space Tree.
The next day...
Portia exits the barracks and notices everybody drinking shake.
Portia: This shake is really addictive.
Gwen approaches her.
Gwen: Yeah. What's so special about that stupid shake anyway?
Snoopy drinks two cups of the shake at the same time and he walks away laughing.
Colonel Rawls: You noticed it too?
Portia: Yeah. Like what is going on here?
Colonel Rawls: Come to my office.
They are now in the Colonel's office.
Portia: Any idea on how to get rid of the shake?
Colonel Rawls: Well no. Do you have any idea on who brought in the shake? I sure as hell didn't.
Gwen: Well, there is a factory that sells those types of milkshakes. It's on Sweet Mountain.
Colonel Rawls: What?
Portia: Yeah. We overheard that the milkshake is from Sweet Mountain.
Colonel Rawls: Well, head to that planet and investigate what's going on!
Gwen: Yes, Sir!
The two San Francisco mean girls entered the ship and blasted off to Sweet Mountain and when they got there...
Portia: Now where is this factory located?
Gwen: I don't know, but if this shake makes it to Earth, everyone there will be fucked.
They entered the factory and noticed the shake being made.
Portia: What the...
It was revealed that the ginger kids are making the shake.
Gwen: Oh no. These assholes?!
Portia: It's like they are making everyone drink it.
They were then taken from behind.
They are now tied up in chairs.
Gwen: What is going on here?!
Ginger Girl: I see you found out about our factory!
Portia: You made this?!
Ginger Girl: Yup. And we put something so addictive in the milkshakes so everybody can drink them and don't want to stop drinking them! We put pizza sauce in the milkshake and everybody love pizza sauce! So any last words before we make you drink the shake?!
Gwen: Two. Colonel Rawls!
Rawls comes from outside of the box and takes down several ginger kids. He then freed Portia and Gwen.
Colonel Rawls: This shake messed up my recruits! Now you're gonna pay!
Ginger Girl: Ginger bots, attack!
(Play Mr. Blue Sky by Electric Light Orchestra for the rest of this section.)
They battle the ginger kids and ginger bots. Rawls shoots the ginger bots with the laser guns while Portia and Gwen defeat the ginger kids with hand to hand combat. They continued their fight as more ginger bots shoot at them. Rawls takes down several ginger bots.
Colonel Rawls: I haven't left the Space Tree in a long time! Now I'm fighting to save my recruits!
Portia: Ginger bot behind you!
He shoots at the ginger bots and throughout the song, they all continued battling the army of ginger bots and ginger kids. They are all defeating them one by one. They continue to fight for everyone in the Space Tree and then Rawls plants a bomb in the machine that makes the milkshakes. They continue to battle for the Space Tree. Near the end of the song, the army is defeated and Portia, Gwen and Rawls approached the ginger girl.
Gwen: Okay Bitch! Tell us what's the cure!
Ginger Girl: No!
Colonel Rawls: Fine. Then I guess we could toss you into the outer limits of space!
Ginger Girl: Fine! The cure is water!
Portia: That's all we needed to hear.
The bomb explodes and everybody inside ran out the door in time.
Gwen: That was a close one. Let's head back to the Space Tree.
Colonel Rawls: Good idea.
Later, everybody who drank the shake were all wet after being sprayed by water.
Bessie: Oh... my head...
Millie (Mighty B): What's going on?
Chance Sureshot: I know. Those milkshakes made us crazy people. We got too addictive over those drinks.
Linda S: I am so sorry for selling them to you all.
Professor Chaos: It's fine, Mom.
Colonel Rawls: I know what you can do. You can get a normal milkshake from a different milkshake machine. How about that?
Bessie: I like that idea.
Everyone else agreed.
Back at Tenorman's fortress...
Ginger Girl: Another plan foiled! Fuck! Don't worry. We have until Tenorman gets back to destroy those Space Tree freaks, including that fatass Eric Cartman!
She and the rest of the army laugh evilly.
Stay tuned for episode 16.