( Rocko was walking into his house when but when he turned on the lights )

Everyone: Surprise.

Heffer: Happy birthday Rocko.

Rocko: Oh my gosh you guys actually remembered.

Shelia: We all planned a big surprise party for you when you got back.

Filburt: And we have lots of presents for you.

Rocko: Really? Show me show me.

( Foxy and Rabbity gave their present to Rocko )

Foxy: Here you go Rocko this is our present to you.

( Rocko opened the present and inside was a lion plush toy )

Rocko: Oh I always wanted one of these thanks.

Rita: Here Rocko me Tom and Hugo made you this card.

( Rocko opened the card it had a drawing of him inside with a note from Hugo Rita and Tom )

Rocko: Aw how sweet.

Shelia: Here's my present to you Rocko.

( Rocko opened Sheila's present it was a rainbow nightlight )

Rocko: Oh a rainbow nightlight.

Shelia: Now when you can't sleep you can always use this to get you to dream land.

Patra: I also have a present for you Rocko but I want to wait until after the party to give it to you.

Dolly: Hey everyone DJ is about to perform for us.

Rocko: Oh boy I can't wait to see this.

( DJ began playing Won't Go Quietly by Example on his mixing table )

I needed more than just a kiss goodnight

Had to go get something out my system I

ignored the warnings, bit the fruit

She might have tasted good

But man she was my kryptonite

Shoulda known she was trouble from the start

I, knew she'd broken hearts I,

thought I'd take that chance

Danced with the she devil in the pale moonlight

Alarm bells rang, but I loved the drama

In a dark place but I loved the karma sutra

Shoulda closed that door

But I kept going back for more

She's electric, she's the current running through my veins

She's a siren, hearing voices that I can't explain

Now I should be thinking it over

Instead I'm calling her over

Now she's here and she won't go quietly

I Should be thinking it over

Instead I'm calling her over

Now she's here but she won't go quietly

I needed more than just a cheap thrill ride

See I needed something that ran deep inside

Ignored the warnings, bit the fruit

She might have tasted good

But man she was my kryptonite

Shoulda known it wouldn't last for a year I,

knew it'd all end it tears I,

cracked, she was mind addictive, never felt scripted

Upredicatable, tied up, but no strings attatched

Left scratch marks on my back

Her cold eyes got me excited and I can't hide the truth

She's electric, she's the current running through my veins

(I just can't kick the habit)

(I just can't kick the habit)

She's a siren, hearing voices that I can't explain

(I just can't kick the habit)

Now I should be thinking it over

Instead I'm calling her over

Now she's here and she won't go quietly

I should be thinking it over

Instead I'm calling her over

Now she's here and she won't go quietly

Can't see the end of this or who survives

It's just another case of do or die

Can't see the end of this or who survives

It's just another case, another case, another case

another case, another case

She's electric, she's the current running through my veins

(I just can't kick the habit)

(I just can't kick the habit)

She's a siren, hearing voices that I can't explain

(I just can't kick the habit)

Now I, should be thinking it over

Instead I'm calling her over

Now she's here and she won't go quietly

I should be thinking it over

Instead I'm calling her over

Now she's here and she won't go quietly

Can't see the end of this or who survives

It's just another case of do or die

Can't see the end of this or who survives

It's just another case of do or die

Can't see the end of this or who survives

It's just another case of do or die

( Everyone clapped for DJ's performance afterwards Patra brought out Rocko's birthday cake he happily blew out the candles after everyone sang Happy Birthday to him eventually the party ended and everyone went home )

Rocko: That was a great party Patra.

Patra: It sure was and like I promised here's your special present.

( Patra gave Rocko his special present and inside was a portrait of him and Patra in their wedding attire )

Rocko: Oh Patra this is the best birthday gift ever thank you.

( Rocko gave Patra a big hug and the two shared a kiss )

Happy 30th Anniversary Rocko's Modern Life