And so, it was the dawn of a new day and while everyone was sad there was one spark of hope MINIMARU! Look at it! He a little guuuyyy ddaaawww
though people also worried about nagito, which was fair especially since this chapter he….
Siramay: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Fuyuhiko: what's his deal?
Odeveca: he's sad about something that happens in the future.
Kazuichi: what?
Lost: I dono I can't read the future, ulty can't you read the future why is dad so depressed
Ultima: hmmmm well let's see-
Then ultima falls down limp also depressed
Then siramay summons a piece of paper and a pen and starts writing
Hajime: What are you doing now?
Siramay: I'M WRITING A SONG!
you may not like it but those musical numbers I sing help sooth me from the everything going on!
Then Hajime admitted to everyone that he's a reserve course member, but everyone was chill about that, the family the slays together stays together Afterall
Then monomi appeared having defeated the final monobeast and class 77 was mean to her
what is wrong with you guys I'm canonically evil, so I have a reason for being a bit of a doofas sometimes but what's your excuse!?
but I digress for now it is time
CHAPTER 5: SMILE AT HOPE IN THE NAME OF DESPAIR
Siramay: the despair flows… a new hope blows, and soon it will be spring…
I'm still thinking of how to finish that lyric
the stars unfold the class lies cold…
yeah got nothing after that
ANYWAY!
So, then we went to the 5th island! It was very si-fi, blade runner, dystopian city esq
real cool! There was even a Monokuma factory
Siramay: mmmm a big pile of soft cuddly plushies so soooofftt
Siramay said swimming in the pile nuzzling his snout on each and everyone
there was also the place where the murder would take place but I'm legally not allowed to tell them that.
there's also a military base where Sonia found more future foundation lore about them taking over Jabberwock island, finally we went to sea king industry's an even BIGGER robot factory, and soda mentioned more lore that he didn't believe but it was about
the biggest,
most awful
MOST TRAGIC EVENT!
IN HUMAN HISTORY!
*JAZZ HANDS*
Anyway, after exploring the island they talked about it and if future foundation is good or bad
Siramay runs past them waving his arms like a mad man
Siramay: AAAANNGGEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL!
Then they talked about the traitor and then nagito confronted them about things they barely understood until he mentioned a goal of weeding out the traitor and being the ultimate hope (ha good luck with that) and then he waved all the red flags by saying Monokuma didn't need to give a motive so they all agree he's dangerous and they need to beat him up, tie him up and lock him in a room somewhere
And then after all that they returned to the hotel and then it was night
MONOKUMA THEATER
Monokuma: Words are extremely dangerous.
Unlike letters, words cannot be undone with erasers or with a backspace. That's why you need to be extremely careful.
Same goes for me. There was a time in my past when I went through a lot of trouble cuz of that... That's right...when I was being trained at the safari park... At the time, there were two animals at the park that I got along with. One was a squirrel named Sr. Dietrich, and the other was a fox named Chacha Jr. To be honest, Chacha Jr. was really stupid... If a female employee tried to have a serious talk with him, he'd just stare at her boobs the whole time. That's why Sr. Dietrich would order him to steal panties. And that idiot would get real happy when he exchanged the panties he stole for Dietrich's old undies. Also, this one time... The three of us went to a steakhouse, and the waiter asked, "How would you like it cooked?" Chacha Jr. proudly said, "With fire!" Sr. Dietrich was pretty crafty, he knew how to play Chacha Jr. He made Chacha Jr. abduct a fawn and drown it, then he saved that drowning fawn himself... And he made Chacha Jr. tell everyone about it. Man, he really did some shady things. Anyway...the three of us were getting along together. We were living a fun life in the safari park. That's right... until the day I ended up saying *those* words. I accidentally said this to Chacha Jr.
"Foxes are squirrels' natural enemies."
The next day, I stumbled across what was left of Dietrich Sr. He had been eaten. Good thing I immediately tattled to a male employee so he could put down Chacha Jr. with a hunting rifle... Even now, I regret saying what I said back then. Jeez... Squirrels have it rough. They have so many natural enemies.
A moment with siramay
Siramay: you know if you take out the word vomit what your saying is very clear…
you had friends, and you manipulated them to kill each other and then had the murder be found out and in turned killed in turn because of your words and manipulations
You know actually let's stop and talk about that because your manipulations are very subtle but if you focus hard enough you begin to notice them see the thing is you're a liar you lie a lot
but!
Not in the way people would expect…you lie a lot using exact words, lies by omission, and half-truths and "true from a certain point of view" at best to get people to think a certain way
You know what they say sometimes the best lie is a truth
And if you give people enough rope they'll hang themselves
you know that and abuse it every chance you gets
Like there are a lot of villains who will strait up lie to you
But you? You will say something that is true but then abuse that to make people believe an actual lie
and that's evil
And then it was morning where they did their daily breakfast meeting and kazuichi mentions there plan to capture nagito were Sonia needing to talk with Hajime in secret in which at that time they talked about the ancient ruins on island 2 so they head to it sadly they can't open it since they don't know the pass word so nothing was gained…
THEN FREE TIME!
And then it was night and nagito appeared in Hajime's room, he knew about the plan to trap hi, and things only went downhill from there as they went to the lobby and… BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM
EVERYTHING IS DEAD EVERYTHING IS DEAD IT'S THE END OF THE WOORRLLDDD
Ok it's not that bad but still
And now the welcome return of Nagito Komaeda, school bomber as he said he planted bombs and if the traitor didn't reveal themselves, he'd blow up the island killing everyone
And Hajime tried to rules lawyer Monokuma to stop him but he sucks and did it all wrong this is how you rules lawyer
Siramay: HOOOOLLLLD IT! Wait a minute Mr. Kuma! look right there!
Siramay picks up Monokuma and turns him around
you see that monitor is very well broken!
Monokuma: yeah and?
Siramay: so, as the laws state AND I QUOTE! "Rule #10: Destroying any property of this island without permission is expressly prohibited. This includes the surveillance cameras and monitors." By the laws of here book, you GOTTA punish him for that as even though he's so far clean of one rule he still broke another!
Kazuichi: he's actually being useful!?
Monokuma: UUUGGGGGHHH fine!
He walks towards Nagito
you did bad
and slaps Nagitos hand
ok punishment over continue on!
Siramay: WHAT WAS THAT!?
Monokuma: You told me to punish him, so I did, the rules never state how I have to punish him.
Siramay: darn he's right!
Monokuma: yeah, what did you think monomi would turn you to paste if you broke one of her rules and I wasn't here?!
hahaha you really should know better heck I don't see you killing anyone for breaking that "no swear rule"
Siramay: ….
Siramay lifts his hand to point only to upsettingly agree and turn around
well I did all I can do Hajime
walks away
anyway, they then let nagito go and everyone was freaking out
and now it's time for…
MONOKUMA THEATER
Monokuma: My motto is to do a good deed every day. When I was at a bar and shouted, "Can I get a Sam!", the female bartender happily answered, "Sure thing!" It makes me so happy when someone else is this happy! Doing a good deed every day is awesome!
But inside... That woman probably thought I was a loser for sitting alone at a cheap bar in the middle of the night. Dammit! I can't keep up with this crap! Hey sweet cheeks, gimme another Sam!
Huuuh!? Not a Sam Adams! I'm obviously talking about raw salmon!
And here's some good news for you!
I have imbued the smell of vanilla into the Monokuma plushies.
It's effective aromatherapy, and it'll definitely calm everyone's nerves if they're agitated.
Available in the near future!
That's it for Monokuma's Shopping Corner.
A moment with siramay
Siramay: you? Aromatherapy? Now that's something I wouldn't expect when your support group is so bad at therapizing you you gotta therapize yourself! Hahaha, though I aint sure if you really did try hard enough… but I can't lie as much as I want to say you didn't try you did, even you said it you tried but your dark thoughts just kept haunting you assuming the worst
But you still tried and that…
It drives me mad in the best way just the thought… to think even then you were trying to find that one thing to make you happy, that one reason to keep living that one thing that would make you stop and go, that's enough and live just to live! …
but you never did because in the back of your mind… you always saw the worst in everything…
Oh, this feeling, it came right in again and again, A feeling there just beneath the skin, and you tried so hard not to let it in
But you can't keep the ghosts out, when you're the one who's the haunted house…
And you can't kick the ghosts out, when you're the one who let them in…
And then it was morning and everything was chaotic with nagito wanting to find the traitor and all that he even gave them a hint that wont help them, they look inside the Nozomi castle and find… nothing
well, there was a password to the ruins but it's scratched out so what can you do! So, everyone was depressed
and then it was night
and now it's time for…
MONOKUMA THEATER
Monokuma: I think giving up is really important.
If you don't give up on your dreams, they'll come true. That's just irresponsible and lazy encouragement. No matter how much you try without giving up, it's useless in the end. Persistence is just the worst. That's why giving up is so important.
But...you can't give up if you don't even try.
That's actually the worst of all.
A moment with siramay
Siramay: … I get where you're coming from, really, I do… I even said so last time you did try to find enjoyment in life and see the best in things… but you never could and that's why we are here… and more then that I always get angry with you and everyone you hurt, and that's all your fault, you could have stopped yourself at any time, just given up, but you never did and you hurt so many people because of it… but even then you still wanted to lose, to be stopped but not in a "I give up way" it's kind of like with Gundham "give it your all and lose honorably and fairly" to prove to yourself if you were truly wrong or right about the world
if you just stopped and gave up that would mean everything was for nothing but you would still see the world the same way as being awful but only you would believe it, forever just being depressed and suffering in silence... by truly being defeated it shows that all your life you were wrong and maybe things could have been different and that there just might truly be hope in the world
and that is the true ultimate despair because that means everything was all your fault and you ruined your own life for nothing when if, in your mind, if you just tried harder you, just maybe, could have found happiness…
heck even now you're still like that… you could end all this right now, but I know you'll try your best and try to make things go your way, cause in the end you can't give up until you at least tried…
to truly know if things are unpreventable or not….
And then it was morning
AND AKANE WAS ATTACKING NAGITO IN THE DINING ROOM
man at this rate he could die
but he won't…
Thankfully Chiaki stopped her…
she really is… too good for this world
Siramay: oh no here come the water works again!
Anyway nagito after being saved admits he moved the bombs somewhere else they all visited
not that it helps them at the moment
well I know where they are but I'm not allowed to say
anyway they decided to all search every island one last time Hajime got the 4th island where monomi was worrying about a robber who stole her stuff, and her house just so happened to be unlocked so Hajime took a peak inside, which shocked monomi but Hajime investigated and made monomi sad
STOP BEING MEAN!
well after explaining what was stolen and learning more, he tried to ask monomi about the bombs, but Monokuma info blocked him and bullied monomi more
but don't worry cause fuyuhiko found the bombs! In the plushy factory
he went to get Sonia and Chiaki, but Sonia was at the military base looking for something and said she'd meet them later
man if I didn't know she wasn't the traitor I'd think she was the traitor
Anyway in the factory was an elaborate set up with bombs and a card reader, and a laptop with a message by nagito who explained the whole shtick about the traitor and the card reader and the bla bla Chiaki put her card on the card reader but nothing happened so she DEFINITELY WAS NOT THE TRAITOR ;) ;) also Sonia came in to reveal they aren't bombs but fireworks! In which the nagito message said to meet at the warehouse to reveal the true traitor but the door didn't open and first so Akane used force… and when she did
FIRE
CHAOS
DESTRUCTION
So, they all tried to take out the fire with fire grenades but that made things worse, don't worry though there were sprinklers!
And the fire was out and…
did you ever notice it was odd that Monokuma was all "wait don't go in the gasses are toxic wait or you'll die"
like
but that was your plan! If they die now, you can take over their minds!
Honestly its quite suspicious I have a theory on it, but I need to wait till later to tell you my dear reader
And then a Monokuma theater in the meantime!?
ok!
MONOKUMA THEATER
Monokuma: Everything is a lie.
Monokuma doesn't exist.
The Monokuma Theater doesn't exist.
Everything is fiction.
There's no meaning whatsoever.
There's no relationship whatsoever.
Everything was made.
Monokuma can't be found anywhere.
What are you doing here anyway?
A moment with siramay
Siramay: … I'll cut the jibber jabber let me ask, when did you first use your analytical abilities?
there very powerful but I've been watching you for a while enough to know you need to actively focus to do that it aint like some fools who think you constantly doing it, and if you need to focus to do it when did you start doing it? Cause that means you couldn't have done it as a baby you'd need to learn to do that… and deepening how how long that is… well it reminds me of this other world I was in, I met a sad woman, she had it rough and when I ask why she said this
As a pessimist I could imagine it's even worse for you…Just being young all sad scared and alone not understanding anything. and then, you Finally do…
And realize how unpreventable it all is…
And so, the toxic gas that would kill them was gone and so they could go inside and…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I LIKED HIM
Anyway, the investigation began which had the usual stuff along with how Sonia said how she came to realize that the bombs set by Nagito were fakes. And other stuff bla bla It don't matter most of it is just stuff the pertains to the murder case, the real interesting stuff is in nagitos cottage! There was poison for one and a gasmask bla bla bla
and the box, the box! THE BOOOOOXXXXXSSS
it had a usami notebook in it (it's a traitor notebook) we know cause Monokuma came and said monomi can't write and then she got a little serious… oh yeah… its almost time…
and the on the book shelf they found the hopes peak book! Which did confirm Hajime was a reserve course student, and Chiaki had a file too… what a lovely person. But then they realized byakuya wasn't in there and that's because….
(pause for dramatic effect)
HE WAS A FAKE HE WAS ACTUALLY THE ULTIMATE IMPOSTER BUM BUM BUUUMMM
Siramay: AHHAHA PLAYED YOU GUYS FOR A FOOL NOW DIDN'T HE?!
though I do confirm he was a good softy though
but still hahah you guys thought he was some big important survivor from past killing game
but nope! Just a guy
Anyway, they talk about it and…
Chiaki: the moment you obtain talent, your way of life has already been chosen for you…
Siramay: …
I couldn't help but think of someone when she said that… I felt a welling in my eye, but I urged myself to hold back, I was too soft hearted for my own good…
Well anyway it was time for the trial!
You ever noticed how Monokuma hasn't really been talking about despair like they used to? Its more like a cantontwin instead of a life passion, the spark is missing…
Anyway, we got to trial ground monomi sounds determined and Monokuma insist this is the last class trial
Siramay: we all know what happens after this
Hajime: no, we don't!
Siramay: I do…
Hajime: if you do then tell us who the traitor is
Siramay: sigh…. Hajime
life is a journey, it's got it's highs and its lows and once you find out who the traitor is you'll be hit with an extreme low
so until then enjoy each and every last second of this because when that happens you'll wish you did…
Sigh….
Lost: dad aren't you gonna say the lines
Siramay: sigh…
Ultima: come on we know it will make you feel better
Siramay: sigh…. You're right…
ALL RISE FOR THE DISHONORABLE JUDGE MONOKUMA!
I'd like to point out monomi standing up for herself by not playing Monokuma's game
Siramay: ahahha, she won't be your projection pet anymore Mr. Kuma she's her own person and you need to accept the person you saw
was gone….
she's been gone for years…
sigh….
Anyway, the trial goes on, man there was a part where monomi proceeded to stand up to Monokuma about him bullying the others
Siramay: YEAH, YOU GO GIRL!
Anyway, they realized nagito planed all this but there was more but first
Siramay: TRIAL SUSPEND! THE COURT WILL BE ADJOURNED FOR A BRIEF RECESS!
In that recess monomi continued to stand up for herself
You have to let it go Monokuma… she's been dead for years… the accident was entirely your fault… move on…
Anyway, trial time
Siramay: TRIAL RESUME! ALL RISE FOR THE DISHONORABLE JUDGE MONOKUMA!
The true cause of nagitos death was poison and that poison was in the fire grenade
but no one knew who threw the killing blow
Accept it was quite obvious if you thought about how nagitos luck force works…
Siramay: there's no way around it Hajime… search your feelings you know exactly who it is
Writes more
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
sorry I had to let out that scream is… vocal tic when I stressed
The traitor was Chiaki
Monomi tried to defend her
Siramay: your bravery is admirable small rabbit but there is no way around it, just accept it and move on… such is the way
Anyway, Hajime proved there was a connection between monomi and Chiaki
and though they were all sad they had to vote for Chiaki
Siramay: TRIAL OVER! YOU MAY BE SEATED!
I warned yah Hajime… I warned yah
Everyone was sad but that was ok they have every right to be sad a friend will die and she's never coming back… I'm sorry but there's no way around it
Also, Monokuma revealed how nagito wanted to kill everyone besides the traitor
(Course they don't know it's because they are all secretly evil while Chiaki was the one good guy but let's keep that a secret for now, ok?)
THEN MONOMI FOUGHT BACK AGAINST MONOKUMA YEAAAHHH LETS GO
…. the problem was he had an infinite number of spares….
well actually no he had a limit, but it was too big for a human to comprehend… I'm not a human so I can it's easy this is a video game you see so she can just c_spawn("Monokuma", NUM)
You know?
Siramay: that's a lot
Hajime: can't you do something about it?!
You'd probably expect me to say I legally couldn't but
Siramay: I did
Hajime: you did!?
Siramay: yeah, you know I really hate the guy, so I wanted to vent of my frustration, so we had a battle to the death
Hajime: but your still alive!?
Siramay: yeah, I can't die and legally I can't kill him so after a while I got tired
Monokuma: and I got bored
Siramay: so, you know I just let nature take its course but don't worry! It used to be to the power of 61!
…sigh
A shame monomi don't have the power to stop that
There was only one thing left for monomi and Chiaki to do
Believe in the survivors
Siramay: don't worry little buddy, it will all work out in the end I promise you that…
I promise you that…
And now it was time for puniisshhmmeeeennnttt
Oh, and he kill monomi too after all she aint his sister
Siramay: ah I'm proud of you buddy you finally moved on
applaud
step in the right direction I say
Monokuma: I'll never move on…
And that's why your trapped, anyway I'll let monomi say her final part
Monomi: Just one last time... Let me say something that makes me sound like a teacher. There's no need to be a hero. You don't have to force yourself just to make people acknowledge you. When you do that, you end up blaming yourself, blaming other people...and feeling jealous of everyone... But still...it doesn't have to be like that. Even if people don't acknowledge you, you just have to be someone that you can be proud of! Cuz...you yourself are your biggest supporter! If you can learn to love yourself... That love will continue to support you for the rest of your life. Love...love...
Siramay: looks at paper
I finished my song…
Ultima: that's the song you wrote?!
Odeveca: it seems like something Monokuma would like…
Monokuma: oh? Let me see?
He looks over the lyric sheet
Ooo, I like this I like this
Siramay: oh! Well, uh… thanks
Monokuma: in fact, I think I'll sing it to dishonor our soon-to-be deceased
Siramay: oh! You really don't have to-
Monokuma: TO BAD!
[MONOKUMA]
I'll cut you into little bitty pieces
Or freeze you 'til your blood runs cold
Or stab you 'til your heart stops pumpin'
I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told
Like a genie in a bottle
You are trapped in here to play
This game of choosing what I offer
But either way you'll end up choosing what I say
Muahahahahah
Count the ways, oh,
one
by
one
Make your choice, let's
have
some
fun
Let me tell you all the things that
I
can
do
To fulfill your wishes that they
may
come
true
Now let's get talking, little cupcake
No screaming here will aid you through
This game of choosing, little cupcake
Will help you realize what you wanna do
Electrocution seems enticing
But so is freezing in the cold
Too many options and decisions
So, choose what you would like
Without the dice to roll
I am the brilliant one you call intelligent
Of all the ways to pass
From this life in an instant
The probability that you'll die in tranquility
Is slim to none when you're in the chest of hostility
Mahahahaha!
Count the ways, oh,
one
by
one
Make your choice, let's
have
some
fun
Let me tell you all the things that
I
can
do
To fulfill your wishes that they
may
come
true
Count the ways, oh,
one
by
one
Make your choice, lets
have
some
fun
Let me tell you all the things that
I
can
do
To fulfill your wishes that they
may
come
true
Silly wily, why remorse?
Just let nature take it's course
SLAM!