A/N: These bonus chapters are just extra ideas I wanted to write, some of them being suggestions from reviewers. I break the rules even more than I usually do by mixing a few characters and references from other Zelda games, so don't treat these chapters as anything more than crossover silliness.

Ricken

Link: Damn... Their vantage point is too advantageous... A fort on top of a cliff? Unless we deal with this, they'll be pelting us with arrows and magic nonstop...

Ricken: Link! There's a way up on the other side! Chrom's gonna lead the push, so let's get going!

Link: That'll take too long... We'll be sitting ducks the whole way there.

Ricken: I-I know it's not safe, but... what else can we do?

Link: ...We'll improvise... Ricken, use Elwind on this spot right here in front of me.

Ricken: Huh? What are you talking about?

Link: Are you listening? We don't have much time until they see us down here... I need an Elwind spell, quickly.

Ricken: F-For what, thought? You'll get hurt if you stand that close!

Link: It's fine. I'll ride the wind upward and reach the enemy fort much faster.

Ricken: Ride the wind? What's that supposed to mean?! And how can you even do that?! This sounds dangerous as heck!

Link: ...Paraglider.

Ricken: Wh-What?

Link: Ricken, come on! We can't stand here squabbling back and forth! People's lives are at risk! Are you gonna cast the spell or not?!

Ricken: Eep! Y-Yessir! Sorry, sir!... Elwind!

Link: All right, thanks... I'll see you up there!

Ricken: ...He really just flew to the top with that piece of fabric? Who is this guy?... I don't know if I'm impressed or concerned... Geez, and now I wanna start trying cool stunts like that! He's a terrible influence on my young, impressionable mind!

Aversa

Aversa: Ahhh... The gods must favor me on this day! To discover this beautiful, pristine lake up here in the mountains? What an absolute stroke of fortune! Here I thought this march would prove utterly miserable, but this more than makes up for the fatigue... Now then... Let me just slip out of these clothes and into the soothing waters of... Hmm?... What is this foreboding energy I'm sensing?... What ever could that be? A magic portal?... And someone is emerging from it?

? ? ?: ...Mmm... Excellent! Hahaha! My gamble appears to have paid off!... The Gate of Souls, the doorway of time itself, has been successfully modified, and all it took was a bit of clever thinking on my part... What was once a conduit through the eras, has now been expanded to allow me access to other worlds entirely!

Aversa: Pardon me, darling. I don't know who you are or where you came from, but I'm going to ask you to kindly leave. I won't have you crashing my private swim with your vexatious chattering and silly magic shows.

Cia: Hmph... What attitude!... Listen up, you nuisance; I am Cia, guardian over time and observer of the Triforce. I'm searching for my beloved hero. I know that he's here. His presence has been identified, and he has no hope of hiding any longer. Share his exact location at once, and you will not be forced to submit.

Aversa: Oh, you're just a brazen, little twerp, aren't you? Me submit to you? Hah! Adorable... Your stupidity has provided me a laugh, I'll admit. So tell you what... I'll humor you, dear. Just who is this hero of yours that you cannot find?

Cia: He is the hero clad in green. The legendary hero of Hyrule. Chosen by the goddess herself, he is a warrior unmatched in both courage and heart. If you ever came across his brilliantly beautiful soul, you would surely know it. His existence is one that cannot be forgotten, you see.

Aversa: Clad in green?... You must mean Link.

Cia: Ah-ha! So you have met the man of my affections. Bring me to him, immediately.

Aversa: Pah! "The man of your affections"? You honestly believe that he'd settle for an indecent wench like you? Your sense of self is completely warped, girl, as are your expectations.

Cia: I-Indecent?! You're one to talk, you unsightly old hag! You flaunt your disgusting figure around without a care in the world, but I assure you... the world does not wish to gaze upon this foul display, least of all my hero. Do us all a favor and cover up, would you? Forever, preferably.

Aversa: Hag, you say?! Tch! You narcissistic whelp... I am not old, I am simply mature. Mature, damn it!... I suppose it's understandable, however... You're a dumb, ignorant girl... Naive to the ways of a man's heart... I know Link quite well. I can promise you he appreciates my beauty, and that's because he has a refined taste in women... but that's just not something you can comprehend, is it? I am the more desirable woman, and you're embarrassing yourself by failing to see that.

Cia: Absolutely absurd! You are truly so dull?... A dirty street urchin superior to an irresistible enchantress?... I should strike you down with my scepter for even daring to utter such an insult!

Aversa: Go ahead and try, sweetie! The moment you make a move, my Goetia tome will turn that hideous body of yours to ash... Considering the vile creature you are now, that would be an improvement.

Cia: Disposing of you would be a waste of time. I have something much more entertaining in mind.

Aversa: Oh? Pray tell.

Cia: Take me to my beloved. You claim that he favors your looks over mine own? Let us find out from the man himself!

Aversa: Ah, now there's an idea! I'm stunned that it came from that empty head of yours, but I accept it nonetheless. Don't take it too hard when you lose, though, brat. Link's always had eyes for me, and when I'm compared to trash like you, I only shine even brighter!

Cia: Hah! I'll enjoy watching you eat crow, harlot! For my precious hero, it will be love at first sight. I'll have him kneeling before me, pleading for my attention. All the while, you will be forced to watch from the sidelines, your nasty face contorted with an envious rage! I cannot hold my excitement!

Link: ...*sigh*... It was quite the hike up here... but I think it'll be worth it... This mountaintop is deserted, and the view is amazing... A perfect spot to relax and kick back... Wait... Aversa? What are you doing here?... And who's that with you?

Aversa: Well, well! Speak of the devil! Seems we'll get to settle the score right now, isn't that right, wench?

Cia: I-It's him! It's my beloved! I'll show you all my love and prove to this old hag that I am the one for you!

Link: ...I don't know what's going on... but I get the feeling I shouldn't be here...

Lon'qu

Lon'qu: *sigh* These bandits are pushovers, but their numbers are vast... I never should have let Gregor drag me to that tavern last night. My reflexes are starting to suffer from my lack of-

? ? ?: Watch out!

Lon'qu: Hmm?!... Hurrragh!

? ? ?: Phew! That was a close one! Nice job killing that guy in one slice, but you better shape up, mister. You can't get caught up in your thoughts in the middle of a conflict!

Lon'qu: I appreciate the warning, but it was not needed. I am very much in control of my- Huh? What the...? Who was I just speaking with?

? ? ?: Rude! I'm right here! I know I'm small, but I'm also really bright... I can't be that hard to notice.

Lon'qu: A... A talking bug? Maybe those drinks from last night are affecting me more than I realized...

Navi: H-Hey, listen! I'm not just some bug! I'm a fairy! You don't remember me? I'm Link's partner, Navi!

Lon'qu: ...This is nonsensical... Just ignore the hallucination, and it will disappear.

Navi: Ha ha. Very funny. Don't forget that this "hallucination" might have just saved your life. You really want me to leave you to fend for yourself? I'm pretty good at giving advice, and I don't think that's wise!

Lon'qu: I'm perfectly fine. I would have cut down that attacker with or without your... Nnngh!... Damn it all...

Navi: What's gotten into you?

Lon'qu: It's... nothing... I'm feeling a bit dazed, is all... It won't be a problem.

Navi: Psh! Yeah right! I could tell you were out of sorts, mister. You're usually way sharper than this, so that's why I came over here. I figured you could use an extra set of eyes!

Lon'qu: ...That's... thoughtful of you, but you can go now... For such a small bug, you have a strong voice, and it's starting to aggravate this blasted headache that I... D-Damn... It's getting more difficult to ignore the pain...

Navi: I'm not gonna desert you after hearing that! Just swallow your pride, and let me help out, okay? You need it!

Lon'qu: ...Hmph... And how do you hope to assist me?... Can you watch my back?... Alert me to any foes that I fail to detect?

Navi: You got it, mister!... And hey... Actually, aren't you that one guy? You're afraid of women, right?

Lon'qu: Ah... So my embarrassing secret has even found its way to the ears of bugs, hmm?

Navi: You don't seem very fearful of me. Maybe that rumor was blown out of proportion?

Lon'qu: Why would I fear you?... You're a bug.

Navi: Fairy!... And, yeah, I'm not Hylian or a human, but I am female! I'm fully grown, too! Do I not make your heart race like other women do?

Lon'qu: ...I'm not having this conversation... and you talk too much... Now take your own advice, and focus on the fight.

Navi: *sigh* Okay, okay. You stab the baddies, and I'll be your lookout. Sound good?

Lon'qu: ...Sounds good, Navi.

? ? ?

Link: All right, that takes care of 'em all... With these twisted Grimleal out of the picture, this village will be safe... I wonder where that girl went, though... She helped us defend these people... I wanted to thank her for-

? ? ?: It is you! I can't believe I actually found you!

Link: Oh... There you are... Are you talking about me? You were looking for- Oof!

? ? ?: Goddess, I've missed you so much, Father! I told myself I wouldn't cry when this day came. Though, I'm not feeling so sure about that right now...

Link: ...Uh... I have... a lot of questions to ask you... First, though, could you get off of me? That was an impressive tackle and all, but... you're kind of invading my personal space.

? ? ?: Ah! I'm so sorry! I'm getting too excited, I know!... I really need to take these pegasus boots off when I'm done fighting. It's their fault I crashed into you like a klutz...

Link: You... called me "Father"...

Linkle: That's right. I'm... I'm your daughter... My name's Linkle.

Link: I take it... you're from the future, then? Like Lucina?

Linkle: Oh, good! You already know about that! *sigh* That's a relief... Yep, you got it. I traveled to this world with her, but we got separated. Lucy and I are besties! It sucked being apart from her for so long!

Link: ...

Linkle: Wh-What's wrong, Dad? Am I... not what you had in mind?

Link: I... I just... This is so much to take in... I'm going to have a child?... I'm not even in a relationship...

Linkle: W-Wait, what? You're not married to Mom yet?

Link: I'm not romantically involved with anyone... I have no idea who this "Mom" of yours even is.

Linkle: Oh, crap! I shouldn't have revealed myself so soon, then!... Well... Actually, I guess it's okay... I apologize, Dad, but I can't tell you about your future wife for now. Anything I say might influence you, okay?

Link: ...I understand... So... you're really my daughter, huh?

Linkle: I sure am! The Hero of Time's successor! That's me!

Link: Did I... really name you "Linkle"? That... almost seems like a ruse... Like you're trying too hard to pass off as my relative.

Linkle: I don't know if it was you or Mom who came up with it, and sure, it's not the most creative name, but... it's my name, and I'll always love it! If anything, it helps me feel connected to the past heroes of legend. I'll become a champion just like them... Just like you, Father.

Link: ...Maybe I'm being too skeptical... but do you have any proof that you're my child?... If you had the Master Sword with you, that'd be pretty decisive... or what about the Triforce of Courage?... Would you inherit it, I wonder?

Linkle: N-No, I don't have either of those... Gosh, what kind of proof could I show you?... Oh, you gave me this compass as a gift! For my tenth birthday! See, it has an image of the Triforce on the back. I'm really bad with directions, so this was an amazing present!

Link: ...I do often use a compass while exploring... I've never seen one like that before, though... This won't be any help, I'm afraid.

Linkle: Okay, what about my trusty crossbows? When I was a teenager, you passed these down to me. My very first weapon! I was finally able to travel the world, and save the lives of the innocent!... N-Not seriously, though, Father... I just chased the Wolfos away from our cattle... Heh heh...

Link: Crossbows?... I'm not even familiar with that type of weapon.

Linkle: Oh, that's right... You told me that this was a new sort of technology. It wasn't invented until after I was born, I think. You tried using them yourself for a while, but you didn't like them... Said that crossbows were just a fad, so you let me have them... And I'm so glad you did, 'cause I love these things!

Link: Sorry, but... I don't know about this "proof" of yours... I don't recognize anything you've shown me.

Linkle: Not even my green outfit? I wear this because I wanna be as courageous as you, Father...

Link: I mean... Couldn't you just be impersonating me? I'm pretty well known in this world nowadays.

Linkle: Dad, c'mon! You're being way too difficult!

Link: ...Y'know, we should just find Lucina. If she backs you up, then that would settle-

Linkle: Wait! I can do this! I'll convince you myself, Father!... I am your daughter, because I'm aware of your biggest weakness.

Link: ...You couldn't possibly know that information...

Linkle: Oh, but I do! It's... cuccos.

Link: Tch!... Y-You... How?

Linkle: I know that you almost lost your life to a pack of cuccos. Multiple times! You have such a phobia of them, that I, your loving daughter, became their shepherd. I raised cuccos myself to help you defeat your crippling fear of them. And, eventually, I became the cucco whisperer! They were my loyal allies, following my every command!

Link: ...Unbelievable...

Linkle: So... can you trust me now?

Link: At this point, I suppose I have to... *ahem* It's a pleasure to meet you... I'm Link... Your father, apparently.

Linkle: *sigh* Thanks, Dad... I'm Linkle, your daughter! You might not see it just yet, but I'll be a legendary hero one day, just like you. So keep your eye on me, okay? I need you to be watching if I'm ever going to make you proud!

A/N:

The idea of Link having his own child (specific to him) was suggested by a reviewer, but I wasn't keen on making an OC or writing another Link like TP's version. Linkle was suggested by someone else, however, and that idea resonated with me a bit more.

Cia is from Hyrule Warriors, for those who don't know.