Episode 27: Till Life And Death Do Us Team Z!
Mew was slurping a berry juice.
"Last time on Mew's Newest World Cruise! We went all over the Sevii Islands and the contestants had to undergo a harsh challenge of truth or Dares! But apparently the Dares hurt more than the truths cause two losers were automatically eliminated! Now which of the final six won't reach the final four? Find out right now on Mew's Newest World Cruise!" Mew announces.
(MNWC Intro)
Most players were eating their breakfast.
"Ah! Good morning everyone, what a great day today huh!" Flareon smiles.
Squirtle gives her a bruh look, Numel looks at her uninterested, Dusclops glares at her and Vespiqueen sneers with disgust.
Flareon frowns.
"Morning Flareon, I think they're still angry about you cheating half the game with Kabuto." Eiscue told her as he signaled her to seat on his table.
Flareon sat down. "...Yeah that whole Kabuto thing was kinda messy... I'm glad he's gone now, he made me say and do things I didn't really want... I have a lot of apologizing to do when I get eliminated..." Flareon sighed.
"Or when you win!" Eiscue pointed out.
"Who me? Psh nah what are the chances of that?" Flareon smiled.
Eiscue chuckled a bit and ate some berries, Flareon looked a bit guilty and said-
"Look Eiscue, I'm sorry about well... the whole Team Dominator Alliance..." Flareon told him.
"It's in the past, I was thinking... hey we can make a new alliance but not for any evil trickster stuff, just two friends helping eachother out." Eiscue spoke.
"Sure, I'd love that!" Flareon smiles.
Squirtle (The Jock): "I've noticed I fallen completely under the radar bro, Vespiqueen and Numel want Dusclops gone and same thing for the ghost and those two, while Flareon and Eiscue are now buddy buddy, I don't mind not being in the spotlight, that's just gonna make me get further and if I get further I'll win!" Squirtle smirks.
The cruise ship was sailing and then it slowed down as it reached the ports of-
"Welcome to the Capital of the Galar Region! We are on Wyndon City!" Mew announced.
"Today's challenge will take place on Wyndon Stadium in front of a live audience of Mews New Show Fans watching!" Pumpkingking smirks.
"Gosh, I hope I don't crumble under all that pressure.." Eiscue looked nervous.
"Well unlike you penguin, I'm glad I'll be able to bathe under all the stares and shouts of my name, a royal queen like myself deserves some praise for her hard work of getting here you know~" Vespiqueen looked smug.
"Yeah just gloss over the fact that we carried you the entire game..." Dusclops looked annoyed.
"What are we waiting for my final six, let's go inside the biggest stadium in Galar!" Mew smiles as she levitates in, they all follow her.
(Wyndon Stadium - Galar Region)
The final six were standing in the middle of the grassy fields, the entire Stadium was filled with many Mews New Trilogy Fans, and every member of the popcorn gallery from the Afthermathematics was also in the Stadium, even Ninetails and Suicunte.
They were all cheering and spectating
"So what's gonna be the challenge again..." Numel asked feeling a bit pressured from the stares.
"Simple, you will all compete in a fight to the death! Once you die we will revive you, whoever dies the most is automatically eliminated and a second twist will be shown later." Pumpkingking smiles evilly.
"A fight to the death? Isn't that a bit brutal for TV..." Eiscue frowned.
"No." Pumpkingking said.
"Wait what about the police of Roria Region, aren't we fleeing from them cause you crashed Anthian City into Decca Port?" Asked Flareon.
"Oh you're right, hey did you two fix that?" Asked Vespiqueen
"Of course we did, Pumpkingking restored Anthian City and revived everyone who died right PumpKingKing?" Mew asked him.
"Yee." Pumpkingking lies.
We cut away to show every single police officer in the planet was frozen in a block of ice.
"Problem has been solved." Pumpkingking chuckles to himself as he floats
"So how we gonna do the fighting, like there gonna be a bracket system or like we just gonna do a battle royale?" Squirtle smirks.
"Everyone will take turns battling everyone one on one, including..." Pumpkingking smirks and points to the Stadium entrance where six, dark red eyed pokemon began walking towards them with dramatic music playing.
"THE NEGA BITCH!" Squirtle pointed at an evil looking dark Vespiqueen.
"WHAT WHAT WHAAAAT DID YOU JUST SAY YOU CYAN TESTUDINE!" Vespiqueen looked pissed off.
"Why the hell are there dark evil versions of us, except you Dusclops... your evil version kinda looks exactly the same." Eiscue shrugged comparing the two who were next to eacother.
"Fuck you dude." Dusclops glared at the penguin.
"Well you will also fight yourself to make things more fun, don't worry about being tired or stamina, I'll personally fully refresh you after every battle!" Pumpkingking grins.
"Also we'll take turns in Alphabetical Order, so first Dusclops, then Eiscue, then Flareon, then Numel, then Squirtle and finally Vespiqueen." Mew spoke.
"Isn't her name Athena? Make her go first.." Dusclops pointed at Flareon, who looked kinda mad.
"Real names don't count, now start!" Pumpkingking snapped his fingers, and the players who weren't fighting were teleported to the stadium watch towers with Mew and Pumpkingking who were broadcasting this episode live!
Music: Galar Gym Leader Music Beta
The PumpKingKing grabbed the stadium mic and began announcing the show-
"Welcome Everyone! To episode twenty-seven of Mew's Newest World Cruise! This challenge is a fight to the death! Hurry up and place your bets! Let's see who'll end up dead, aaaannndd-" Pumpkingking was announcing the game to the entire stadium.
"NOW GO!" Mew hosted to begin the challenge.
Dusclops looked serious as he glared at the dark evil version of himself, he quickly flew towards him and hit hard with a Shadow Punch.
Dark Dusclops began to attack with Thunder Punch, so our Dusclops used Fire Punch!
"Why are they only doing body hits, it's weird." Numel frowned.
Dusclops (The Loner): "It's cyclops rules, not the eye... never the eye." He nodded closing his eye.
Dusclops looked mad as he was using Ice Punch on the evil Dusclops... Dark Dusclops could barely stand as Dusclops rapidly used a Shadow Punch to finish him off critically!
Dark Dusclops vanished like a ghost, Dusclops who was tired suddenly felt like he instantly regained all his energy as Flareon was teleported into the grassy stadium.
"WAH! Wait Dusclops let's think about thi-" Flareon looked nervous, Dusclops instantly began to hit and kick her, she died and was teleported away.
Dusclops felt refreshed and then Eiscue appeared.
"You wouldn't hit a number one supporter of the Dusclops fan blog right?" Eiscue looked worried.
Dusclops glared and his right hand was set ablaze to start a Fire Punch, Eiscue was hit hard in the face breaking it, the penguin tried to stand up but another Fire Punch killed him.
Numel was teleported in, he gave a girly scream as he began running away from the ghost, who was chasing him by levitating; Dusclops used Shadow Punch killing camel man.
"What the hell is his level?" Flareon asked from the spectator tower.
"Not sure..." Numel frowned watching Vespiqueen be hit by Thunder and Ice Punches until she died.
Dusclops was growling in anger, he only had one enemy left
"You wanna throw down brah, I'll throw down!" Squirtle was doing silly boxing motions
Dusclops left hand was overflowing with electric energy as he gave a hard punch to Squirtles face instantly killing him
"Dusclops 6/6 not bad heh... Numel is next!" Pumpkingking snapped his fingers and Numel was teleported into the grassy area, as he stood 10 feet apart of a dark version of himself
Dark Numel began running towards him, Numel used Earthquake killing him
Flareon then stood infront of him, Numel used Earthquake yet again to kill her
Eiscue tried to attack but Numel used Flamethrower melting him
Numel now faced Squirtle, the turtle smirked as he dodged Numels Flamethrower and Earthquakes, Squirtle used Hydro Pump killing Numel!
Numel was revived and then had to face Vespiqueen.
"Sorry about this Queen-" Numel frowned and shot flames at her.
"AHHH I'M ABLAZE!" Vespiqueen panicked flailing her arms, Numel shot more Fire until she died.
Final opponent was...
Dusclops cracked his knuckles.
"Oh you gotta be kidding me!" Numel glares and shoots Flamethrower at him, Dusclops dodges and punches Numel with a Shadow Punch
Numel falls down and then Dusclops keeps punching until he died.
"Numel 4/6 pretty mid!" Pumpkingking teases and snaps his fingers.
"Wasn't it supposed to be Eiscues turn due to alphabetical order?" Asked Flareon.
"Oh don't be such a square Flareon, that's block heads job." Mew pointed at the penguin.
"Hey..." Eiscue frowns.
"Fine, Eiscue you're up!" Pumpkingking snaps his fingers.
Eiscue was seeing an evil version of himself, they both began fighting however the evil version won!
Eiscue actually defeated Squirtle due to Freeze Dry! But lost against Dusclops and Numel.
Eiscue used Ice Move to easily defeat Vespiqueen, and he surfed on Flareon fainting her.
"3/6 Eiscue, even more mid." Pumpkingking laughs, Eiscue looked tired.
"How are you so strong.." Flareon was a bit wet.
"Yeah, werent you just a geek that spends their entire time typing on fan blogs?" Asked Vespiqueen.
"I go to the gym sometimes, not all the time but I do occasionally train." Eiscue shrugged innocently
"Okay so who's next Alphabetically so I don't piss anyone off?" Asked PumpKingKing
"Athena." Numel told him.
"Don't call me that!" Flareon glares at him
"Flareon you're up." Pumpkingking snapped his fingers
Flareon saw the evil version of herself, it was dark so it looked like a Mightyena, this made Flareon panic and be terrified, she was defeated
Dusclops, Numel Eiscue and Squirtle defeated her as well
"Final round, Flareon against Vespiqueen!" Mew says.Flareon tried to shoot Flamethrowers but Vespiqueen moved faster.
"Sorry darling, even if my battle expertise isn't high quality, a queen such as myself won't end up dead last!" Vespiqueen used Power Gem stabbing and killing Flareon.
"0/6 yikes." Pumpkingking smiles as he snaps his fingers.
Squirtle battles now.
"Oh yea bro! I'm ready brawl!" Squirtle looks excited to fight.
He lost to Dusclops and Eiscue, but defeated Numel, Flareon, Vespiqueen and his evil self!
"Squirtle 4/6 finally a goodish score!" Pumpkingking snapped his fingers.
Vespiqueen was the final player left.
"Oh crud..." She looked worried against her evil self, she actually managed to defeat, same with Flareon, but quickly failed to everyone else, even Squirtle!
Vespiqueen was dead, Pumpkingking snapped his fingers and she was alive again.
"2/6 Vespiqueen... shit score." Pumpkingking shook his head.
"So are the eliminated players Flareon and Vespiqueen due to their low scores?" Asked Eiscue.
Flareon and Vespiqueen looked worried, Numel looked scared for the bee.
"Yesn't your defense points also count, so if you defended against someone you got a point making everyone's score be like this!" Mew showed them all a screen.
Dusclops 6/6 (5): 11
Numel 4/6 (3): 7
Squirtle 4/6 (3): 7
Eiscue 3/6 (1): 4
Vespiqueen 2/6 (1): 3
Flareon: 0/6 (0): 0
"Damn you really sucked bad bro." Squirtle glanced at Flareon who looked horrified.
The PumpKingKing snapped his fingers and Flareon was teleported away, we see what the contestants see by zooming on the TV screen which shows Flareon screaming as she was 10 feet above the Galar Ocean, she fell down and splashed on the water.
"Augh! This sucks!" Flareon yells, the TV turns off.
"So that's it then? Episode over?" Asked Eiscue.
"Nope, Numel and Squirtle will face off due to their tie, now start!" Pumpkingking teleported them both to the stadium.
The entire Wyndon Stadium was watching and cheering for their the camel or the blue turtle.
"Alright you brute... I'm like 15 levels above you, so this should be eas-" Numel was saying but Squirtle quickly Aqua Jet to him.
"You talk too much bro!" Squirtle shot a Hydro Pump point blank killing the camel.
"And Squirtle moves in to the final round!" Pumpkingking announces as the stadium cheers.
"Revive Numel!" Vespiqueen yells at PumpKingKing who extends his hand and BFB Revives the camel.
"Ugh.." Numel groaned, then he was slapped by Vespiqueen.
"That's for fire killing me!" Vespiqueen glares at her boyfriend.
"Understandable..." Numel looked a bit ashamed, then Vespiqueen kissed Numel.
"And that's for making it this far, 3rd place on a fighting tournament for a nerd isn't bad huh?" Vespiqueen hugged him.
"Heh I guess... but I prefer the term... intelligently advanced." Numel explained.
"So am I gonna like...have to face off with Squirtle in the final round?" Asked Dusclops.
"Yep! And here is the challenge twist, whoever loses between you two is automatically eliminated!" Pumpkingking announced.
"WHAT?!" Squirtle and Dusclops yelled.
"To spice up the competition after all, only one strong character will remain!" Mew smiles.
"No fair! Numel and Eiscue can be a nerd duo!" Squirtle points at them.
"We are not a duo." Numel looked bored.
"Honestly he and I aren't even acquainted." Eiscue shrugged.
"Enough, You two, kill eachother, whoever dies first is out of the game." Pumpkingking snapped his fingers.
Squirtle and Dusclops were in the middle of Wyndon Stadium, with everyone watching their every move.
"You're dead Turtle." Dusclops glares as his fist turned electric, he then rushed towards the turtle
"Awe shiet bro!" Squirtle looked worried as he hid inside his shell.
Dusclops hit squirtle so hard the shell cracked, then the shell was sent flying and it smacked against the stadium wall which made it break.
Squirtle was just wearing a white shirt and white shorts, but then he grabbed his Blackglasses and put them on... grinning.
"It's turtle time, and I'm about to turtle all over the place!" Squirtle grins and begins running towards Dusclops.
Dusclops looked a bit surprised but then glared and charged up another Thunder Punch.
Squirtle quickly dodged with Aqua Jet and then shot a Hydro Pump at the back of Dusclops.
Dusclops turned around to it him, but Squirtle Aqua Jet between his legs.
Dusclops turned to look back at him when Squirtle shot a Hydro Pump right at his eye.
"AUGH! YOU ASSHOLE! THAT'S CHEATING!" Dusclops screamed rubbing his singular eye.
"Psh there is no such thing as cheating in turtle law!" Squirtle used Aqua Jet against Dusclops since the PP for Hydro Pump had drained due to Dusclops pressure.
The water moves had done boosted Torrent damage ever since his shell broke, so Squirtle was doing serious damage.
"UGH ENOUGH!" Dusclops used Shadow Punch hurting Squirtle a lot.
"Ouch bruh, you going down man!" Squirtle began running towards the ghost, Dusclops used Thunder Punch but Squirtle used Aqua Jet to dodge it.
Dusclops turned to his side to aim at Squirtle again but was hit in the face by a Blackglasses boosted Sucker Punch!
The entire stadium roared in awe.
"It's Super Effective!" Mew smiled from her microphone.
Dusclops struggled to stand up, he tried to attack again but Squirtle Sucker Punched him two more times.
Dusclops was panting tiredly on the ground, Squirtle knew his only move left other than Aqua Jet was Skull Smash so he kept using Aqua Jet on the ghost.
"Times up!" Mew announced.
Pumpkingking teleported into the grassy arena.
"Well he ain't dead, but wait he's a ghost so he's already dead! The winner is Squirtle!" Pumpkingking announced.
"...i..I... i WON?! HAHAHA YEA BOIIIII!!!!" Squirtle was so happy he dabbed.
"NO! I... I...can still keep going... i..I... (cough) I can't end it like this..." Dusclops growled.
"See ya ghost boy!" Pumpkingking snapped his fingers and Dusclops was teleported away.
Squirtle was doing the floss dance.
Both Pumpkingking and Squirtle then teleported to the watch tower.
Squirtle, Mew, Vespiqueen, Eiscue, Numel and PKK all looked at the TV
The TV showed a beaten up, tired looking Dusclops tied by chains and a huge rock, he then began sinking to the bottom of the Galar Ocean as his screams bubbled.
"Easy peasy boy!" Squirtle began doing the fortnite default dance.
"How.. did you win?" Asked Numel.
"Yeah we all tried defeating Dusclops and it seemed impossible!" Eiscue frowns.
"Psh an athlete like me never reveals his secrets." Squirtle smirks cockyly.
"Welp it's time to return to the cruise ship everyone, tomorrow we will have another challenge that will leave us with our final two players!" Mew announced.
Pumpkingking snapped his fingers and everyone was teleported into the cruise ship, which began to sail away from Galar.
"Man I haven't been to Galar since I played on the Galar Games." Eiscue looked at the galar region as the cruise ship sailed away.
"Oh you competed in thou competition before?" Vespiqueen asked.
"Yes but it was a very long time ago haha, like 20 years ago right before the time of you teens... I was 15 back then... oh how time flies." Eiscue sighed.
"Damn you're old." Vespiqueen looked shocked.
"Sigh...that's fair..." Eiscue looked sadly.
"But you're not as bad as Dusclops or even Squirtle, how about you team up with us to get rid of Squirtle, that way we reach the final 3?" Vespiqueen smiled.
"Hmm sure! Squirtle is a huge physical threat as well so we best get rid of such strong player." Eiscue smiled as he plotted against the rejoiner.
"Then it's a deal!" Vespiqueen shook hands with the penguin.
Squirtle (The Jock): "WOOOO! Man this challenge today was so fun! I got to show off my strong skills! So you viewers wanna know how I won? Well after my first defeat with Dusclops I began to take attention to every match!" Squirtle smiles and continued explaining.
"Eiscues ice face breaking gave him the edge to survive a hit, Numel and Vespiqueens far away distance attacks gave them security and protection while also dealing damage, and Dusclops punches were very hard hitting! So I took little but of everyone's plays into my new strategy in Dusclops second battle with me, my shell broke like the ice face, my Hydro Pumps allowed me to attack from far away, and my Sucker Punches hit extra hard! Psh I may not be as fast up here as everyone else, but when it comes to sports, I always make sure I pay attention to be the very best!" He grins tapping his head.
(Confessional Ends)
"Wow! Today's challenge was filled with lots of painful hurts and action! Now which of the final 4 will not reach the finale? Find out next time on Mew's Newest World Cruise!" Mew announced as the cruise ship sails away from Galar.
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Merge (ELIMINATED)
6th Flareon
5th Dusclops
Merge (SAFE)
Vespiqueen
Eiscue
Numel
Squirtle