"That's it alright," said a distraught old rabbit, sipping his coffee.
"What's it?" inquired Fox.
"That's Titania's Moon. Legend has it there's a giant sandcrab there" explained Peppy.
"The people-they rely on those things for the Sugar don't they?" asked Fox.
"Yes, the magical sugar that prevents entire planets
from falling apart. Everyone's always mining for it, not knowing that its source material
are the robotic sand crabs. Some day they'll use the Sugar as an NFT for a Cornerian cryptocurrency that'll
probably outdo Foxarium coins. Even my Barrel Rollium coins will be at stake!
General Pepper has tasked us with defeating the giant sandcrab with
our Arwings and removing the sugar from its body, while meanwhile Mable the Robot sure loves coffee" replied Peppy.
"I see. I wonder what's taking Krystal so long with her mission for her newly appointed role
as Galactic Federations Weapons Inspector" said Fox.
"Hold it right there, my name is Chris Toll of the Galactic Federation" said a not very well disguised Krystal with a fake mustache
and cloak.
"Lookin' good, Mr. Chris, yeah, real good. Maybe a little too good for a weapons inspector. Oh, excuse me, princess" said Wolf, as he zapped the cloak and mustache with his ray gun, revealing a beautiful blue vixen.
"Umm-I can bloody well explain it you see-well-umm-I was just here to deliver Halloween candy. Yes,
candy everywhere" said Krystal, tossing some candy she had bought a long time ago all over the floor of Andross's mothership.
"Wow, the great Krystal. You are like-a legend! Is there anything I can do to persuade you to join Star Wolf again-fine lady?" asked Wolf, getting down on his
knees and offering Krystal a rose.
"Well, actually no. I don't approve of what Andross is doing. Not every planet should be subject to his rule" said Krystal.
"Not every mothership should be subject to such beauties mascarading as weapons inspectors. You know what you
did should be illegal-and probably is. But here with Andross's space armada, we have a little galactic federation
of our own. And when it comes down to it we're nice folks, right down to the genocide and mayhem which is usually
justified, just that the boss gets a little carried away sometimes, but think about it-Andross's
telekenetic powers are used as the galaxy's trash disposal service. Bout the only good thing I can say
about that giant floating freak face though! He and his stupid faceship!" said Wolf, whispering in Krystal's ear.
"Stop working for him. Where's your compassion for all the cute little creatures of the Lylat System?" asked
Krystal.
"Andross is the antithesis of compassion, and his telekinesis sucked up every ounce of it out of me" whispered Wolf.
"WHO SAID THAT?" shouted a voice. Suddenly robot guards began dragging Wolf away for saying something against Andross, mumbling something strange.
"Well, they certainly do seem like nice folks. Now if I could just find where Andross has stored his plans for the
Death Cube" said Krystal, as she began rummaging through nearbye file cabinets.
"Sproo! Spib! SPIB! What are you doing?" asked a small robot in a cutesy tiny voice.
"Oh, just looking for some old Cornerian court cases" said Krystal, as she frantically tossed papers with
her adorable claws.
"SPROO! Let me help" said Fantron, as he opened up his compartment.
"AHA! The plans for the bloody Death Cube. Now I'll just hide them in your little compartment. It's our secret,
don't tell anyone, short clanky and handsome" said Krystal, kissing Fantron on the cheek. But suddenly Krystal found
herself being blown out of the airlock. She clinged to a nearbye suit which somehow ended up blown onto her body in the
nick of time that would allow one to breathe in space. She went flying for miles and miles and what almost seemed
like light years in reduced sentence form.
Later...
"FOX, what is that? Some kind of blue amoeba is stuck to the ship" said Peppy.
"That is NOT an ameoba. Don't you remember her?" asked Fox.
"No," replied the senile Peppy.
"She's my ex" replied Fox.
"LET ME IN!" shouted Krystal. No one could hear her. But Fox heard her using
her telepathy powers on him so he let her in with his mental faculties he earned
from having a relationship with Krystal.
"So, I just so happened to acquire a little friend. Fantron, swib swib!" said Krystal, snapping her fingers.
Within an instant Fantron showed up.
"Uhhh-is that supposed to make me jealous?" asked Fox.
"What? Heavens no. It's that I found the plans for the Death Cube. My mission was barely succesful,
but this little bloody booger bot helped me" explained Krystal.
"Great. We'll use those plans to build a weapon to take out the Death Crab as we planned" replied Fox.
Later, after cruising the stars for what seemed like hours. A small Arwing came flying by, talking over the
communication intercom box.
"Hey, Team Star Rebel here. My name is Greneck Mist. I'm here Krystal, it's your galactic Spinder date" said Greneck,
a greasy haired green furred fennec fox.
"Oh, come on in" said Krystal, as Greneck landed himself in the runway of the Great Fox's podship dock area.
"You look even better than your pictures" said Greneck.
"Thank you. But I'm more than just looks. I'm the best telepath in the galaxy" said Krystal.
"What am I thinking of right now?" asked Greneck.
"Cheese. And how you want to someday visit Earth's moon because you heard it's made of green cheese" replied Krystal.
"YES, I'm always thinking about cheese" said Greneck.
"Just like someone else I know" replied a frustrated Krystal, folding her arms.
"Fox, Falco, Peppy, meet Greneck Mist, the green furred handsome warrior hunk" said Krystal.
"Is he that guy who paid you to voice a turnip? You know, for his webcomic?" asked Fox.
"What? That was only one time. Yes he supports my Foxtreon donation page. More than I can say for you" said Krystal.
"Look, Krystal I know we've had some problems but we can work them out" said Fox.
"Your cheese addiction isn't even half of it. Greneck here has a cheese addiction too but
he's so nice and sensitive and kind. And you-you just kick me off of the team simply because
you're 'protecting' me. And what's with you and Falco playing polo on pod ships upstairs all the time?
You two make such a racket" said Krystal.
"Yeah, they really do hang out a lot up there I bet" said Greneck, chuckling.
"Greneck and his buddy Derick Cloud do the same thing" replied Fox.
"Well, yes, but more casually. Nothing wrong with that mind you, I just want more attention" replied Krystal. Suddenly the entire mothership began shaking.
"You're gonna join Star Wolf. All of you. But especially Krystal" said Wolf over an intercom.
Krystal instantly took control of the ship and blasted Wolf to smithereens.
"You see Fox? That's how it's done" said Krystal.
Later, on Titania's moon:
"It's huge!" shouted Fox.
"We need to get the sugar!" said Greneck.
"Sugar shmooger, is that its booger?" asked Falco as a giant bomb came out of the crab.
"I'm gonna save the galaxy, cuz I've got red roses for a blue lady" said Greneck.
Greneck, while trying to show off to Krystal fired his Death Cube modification at the crab and destroyed it, releasing the sugar, but sending
the entire Lylat system into a black hole as a result.
Krystal and Greneck were left stranded on a strange planet full of giant moles and clownfish floating around.
"You know what?" said Krystal.
"What?" asked Greneck.
"Well, at least you appreciate me more than Fox. But Fox is probly going through a phase.
You just sent the entire lylat system-into a black hole. That means for all we know
this could be chronologically the final fanfiction any of us ever star in. Or anyone else in any
cinematic universe for that matter. We may just all end up in the Special World for all we know" said Krystal.
"At least we have each other" said Greneck.
"Yes-at least that" said Krystal, looking angry and patting Greneck on the back.
Suddenly-a super nova bomb crashed into the planet.
Krystal and Greneck were flying up to the Great Fox in the sky.
"You look even more beautiful as an angel" said Greneck.
"Don't remind me" said Krystal.
"But Krystal? I love you" said Greneck.
"Ugh-I know" said Krystal.
Years later...
"Woah, where am I?" asked Krystal, as she found herself in bed being served iced tea from Fox.
"You just woke up. You were having a bad dream" explained Fox.
"No no-that wasn't a dream. It was astral travel. Oh my, I'm so sorry I ever doubted your
love for me Fox. Greneck the green fennec might be nice and cute but you're strong, brave,
and you-you like cheese. Greneck might be strong and brave too but he hasn't figured
out I like blue cheese-and you-you always remember" said Krystal.
"Who's Greneck the green fox?" asked Fox, looking confused.
"He's an OC from another dimension. Anyway, at least you know I love blue cheese" said Krystal.
"That I do Krystal. That I do. I know you love blue cheese-cuz I love you" said Fox.
"I know" replied Krystal.
"Actually, Greneck is one of my astral alter egos, so it doesn't bother me if you hang with him. Well, maybe he's an astral alter ego. Not sure cuz my memory's fuzzy from all the cheese and also that black hole warp that split me
into two personalities" said Fox.
Krystal looked shocked.
The end