Hey there, time to have some fun with a little bit more of Gintama. I took what would be a long episode and made it to fit in one chapter. I am kind proud of myself, so we will get the second chapter of Gintama here and then we will get ball rolling. Hope you all have some fun with this one.
At the Fairy Tail Guild.
Gintoki saw the weird guy with sunglasses and he and everyone in the guild just wonder what the hell did he wanted.
''Are you the Fairy Tail freelancer, Sakata Gintoki?" Asked the guy.
''Yeah? What do you want?" Asked Gintoki.
''We´ve got a job for you mr. Freelancer.'' Said the guy.
Lucy and Shinpachi heard that and thought that would be a good opportunity. They had to get that job, because Gintoki would say no to that.
''Gintoki I would love to take that job.'' Said Lucy.
''Really?'' Asked Gintoki.
''Yes! He wants!'' Said Shinpachi.
''In fact you will get a good deal. Me the Salamander of Fairy Tail will also be part of this job.'' Said Natsu.
''Why do you want to be part of this job?" Asked Gintoki.
''Because I am bored.'' Said Natsu.
''Aye sir, we need something to do.'' Said Happy.
''Ok, all of us will get the job, but these guys won't be getting a share of the money.'' Said Gintoki pointing at Natsu and Happy.
''Hey!'' Scream the duo.
''Alright, come with me.'' Said the guy.
The group went to outside of the guild to see a bunch of bodyguards. The group was impressed to see all those people and respect that guy who appeared to be the boss of these whole people.
''Captain, the car is ready.'' Said a ready bodyguard.
''No! A car!'' Scream Natsu seeing a black car that would be their transportation.
''Get inside.'' Said Gintoki.
The group got inside the car, they were all being transported in a very luxurious car.
At the car.
''My name is Taizo Hasegawa from immigrations, a second of the shogunate that controls the entry sites of aliens.'' Said Hasegawa.
''What do you want from us?" Asked Shinpachi.
''Hey pops. What do you want from us?" Asked Gintoki.
''Please boys, be patient. I´m sure Hasegawa-san will give us an answer pretty soon.'' Said Lucy.
''You´re the so called ´´Fairy Tail Freelancer´´? I heard there was a guy that would do anything in that guild for some money. So, I would like you and your little group to do something for me.'' Said Hasegawa.
''A ob? I didn't know you guys have job. Even at the quest board we never seen a job from your organization. Seeing how the aliens do whatever they please in the city.'' Said Gintoki all serious much to the group shock.
''Gintoki!'' Said Lucy in shock.
''that's harsh. We´re doing every we can, you know? It's because of them, our world advanced so far ahead. Plus, they seem to love it here, so we can't disrespect them. Even the Shogun and the nobles started to get along with the aliens. To drive them out of this world is like a dream. But all we can do is adjust and try to get along with them.'' Said Hasegawa.
The group had to admit that ever since the amanto arrived in Earthland things went into a more advanced step. People went from magic to technology base. There was a ton of goods that they brought to them and they loved the hell of these stuff.
''I have to admit, despite the troubles at the start I couldn't live with all the new things that the Amanto have brought to us.'' Said Lucy.
''Aye, we are even the first guild to allow Amanto guildmates. Some of them can be jerks, but that just meant they are also people too.'' Said Happy.
''The cat is right. After all he is an amanto.'' Said Hasegawa.
''You´re an amanto Happy!'' Scream Lucy in shokc.
''Yes, I´m from the planet Exceed. My egg got separated before the war and I ended up in Earhtland. After that I learn about my birth home and I even went to visti there from time to time.'' Said Happy.
''This is a lot to take it! By the way Gintoki, how can you be so against Amanto but you´re ok with Happy?'' Asked Shinpachi.
''Happy is an exception, since I grew up with him. Besides, exceed is a specie that is pretty much harmless.'' Said Gintoki.
''Ok enough chit chat. Look, here is the job. The shogun is having problem trading with the outside world. There´s something so bad that it can turn the country into chaos. The prince is here with us right now. But he has a problem as well. Your job is to help with these problems.'' Said Hasegawa.
Later
The group finally arrived at the house. A huge house, one fit for a prince.
''Finally! Land!'' Scream Natsu all happy.
''Wow! Look at this house.'' Said Happy.
''Yes, now be polite. The prince is here so be respectful of your majesty.'' Said Hasegawa all serious.
The group was expecting some serious and important intergalactic figure. However, it was the dufus and most goffiest creature ever.
''My pet ´´pesu´´ is gone. Can you catch for me?" Asked the prince.
Gintoki and the group just decided to leave. They were going to waste their day looking for the pet for this dork? They were mages, not babysitters. Lucy was the only one opposed to that idea.
''Hey! Wait a minute!'' Scream Hasegawa in shock.
''Guys! Please wait! This would be a easy job!'' Scream Lucy.
''You´re the freelancer, right?! You´ll do anything.'' Scream Hasegawa.
''Shut up. I should break your glass badly.'' Said Gintoki.
''Let me do it Gintoki. I want to punch this idiot for making me be in the ca for that long.'' Said Natsu.
'You wanted to tag along.'' Said Shinpachi.
''Are you all idiots?" Asked Lucy.
Then Hasegawa went towards Gintoki and the group and whispered something at his ear.
''This is bad. We borrow a lot of things, like money from this country.'' Said Hasegawa.
''Whatever, that's your problem. If it's a country that falls to a stupid pet, then let it crumble.'' Said Gintoki.
''Yeah, I am not going to risk my reputation for that loser pet.'' Said Natsu.
'Guys! We live in this country! If it falls we all fall together!'' Scream Lucy.
''Let the dumbass prince find the stupid pet.'' Said Gintoki.
''What do you mean ´´stupid pet?´´ Pesu is part of my family.'' Said the prince.
''You do realize he can hear us, right?" Asked Shinpachi.
''Hey Hey hey! He may be stupid, but he´s a prince! A prince!'' Scream Hasegawa.
''Please, like we will loose our time looking for a missing dog.'' Said Natsu.
''Yeah! They are all evils.'' Said Happy.
''If tis something that simple, you guys can solve it yourselves, right?" Asked Shinpachi.
''No! Its not that simple! Because his pet is…'' Said Hasegawa and then…
A huge octopus creature came out of the ground and started to cause chaos all around. The group was all in shock at that.
''What the hell is that!?' Asked Lucy.
''Awesome!" Scream Natsu.
''Oh its Pesu!'' Said the prince.
''that's the pet!'' Scream Shinpachi and Lucy.
''You see what I´m talking about now!? Do you all think I would call you all for a stupid little creature?" Asked Hasegawa.
'That's the creature that was on the Tv.'' Said Lucy.
''How do you catch it?" Asked Shinpachi.
''I will burn it and then beat it until it begs me.'' Said Natsu.
''don't worry. Pesu is an unknown creature that I found on planet Hikyo. It liked me, so I took me back on my spacecra…'' Said the prince but then he got a huge slap by one of the tentacles.
Pow
''It doesn't like you at all!' Scream Shinpachi.
The group now had to deal with a crazy pet, that didn't wanted to go back to his owner.
''The prince is out!'' Scream Shinpachi.
''Oh no! He is heading out for the city.'' Said Lucy.
''We need to stop him! Let's go happy!'' Said Natsu.
''Aye sir!'' Scream Happy.
''Lets all charge forward. We´re going to have octopus Sashimi for dinner.'' Said Gintoki.
''You´re not going to kill the pet! This would destroy all the future business between our country and his planet.'' Said Hasegawa.
''don't worry! With Fairy Tail you don't have anything to worry about it.'' Said Gintoki.
Pesu tried to attack the group, however Natsu jumped really high and then started to charge up his dist.
''Fire Dragon Claw!'' Scream Natsu.
Natsu attack the creature, but it took more than he thought.
''Dammit, this thing is tough.' Said him.
''Wait! You can't scratch Pesu!'' Scream Hasegawa.
''Alright! Gintoki prepare your sword.'' Said Natsu.
''no! you will kill Pesu.'' Said Hasegawa.
''What the hell is wrong with you?" Asked Gintoki.
''We can't keep letting this thing on the loose. Its not a pet it's a wild animal. It needs to be put down.'' Said Gintoki.
''Yes! We are going to kill this thing and feast on octopus tonight.'' Said Natsu.
''Please, just knock it down. Besides Pesu hasn't hurt anyone!'' Scream Hasegawa.
Before things got worst Shinpachi was grabbed by one of the tentacles and was now flying around by the creature.
''AAAAAAAAAAAH!'' Scream Shinpachi.
''Shinpachi!'' Scream lucy.
''Ok, the deal is off. I´m killing this thing.'' Said Gintoki.
Before the silver haired samurai was about to get his wooden sword something really shocking happened.
''don't be stupid.'' Said Hasegawa pointed a gun towards Lucy
''What?'' Asked Lucy in shock.
''You got to be kidding.'' Said Gintoki.
''Lucy!'' Scream Natsu seeing this.
''What are you doing?'' Asked Gintoki.
''Ok. It's obvious we can't catch it unharmed. But if we don't make some sacrifices, the stupid prince won't be happy.'' Said Hasegawa.
''You´re going to let my partner to be eaten just to let that prince be happy?" Asked Gintoki.
''I told you, we have to adjust to them. Even if this way is rotten, I´m gonna save this world my way. This is the path that I have chosen.'' Said Hasegawa.
Lucy was still nervous as she didn't know what would happen next to her.
''Gintoki!'' Said Lucy nervous.
''Is that right? Then i´ll do things my way.'' Said Gintoki kicking the gun away.
POW
''Never ask Fairy Tail to follow rules. We are the most loudmouth and care free guild in the whole kingdom.'' Said Gintoki.
''Ouch!'' Said Hasegawa in pain.
''Are you ok?" Asked Gintoki.
''Yes, he didn't hurt me.'' Said Lucy.
''Natsu! Try using a lot of fire. Think you´re making some cheap ass barbecue.'' Said Gintoki.
''Alright, but don't ruin my shot! I still want to fight.'' Said Natsu.
Gintoki then started to run towards Shinpachi, dodging the tentacles and going at full force.
''Shinpachi! Hang in there.'' Said Gintoki.
'Easy for you to say!'' Said the glasses boy trying not to get swallow.
It was getting harder and harder for Shinpachi to stay alive, Lucy wanted to use her keys but she didn't know who she could call for this situation.
''Do you think Gintoki can do it?'' Asked Lucy.
''Aye, Gintoki might be a lazy bum, but he is one of the best guys that we have in the guild. He is probably one of our deadliest members.'' Said Happy.
''What.'' Said Lucy in shock.
Natsu soon got in a good position and let out a mighty roar.
''Fire Dragon Roaaaaar!"
The creature was pretty much a barbecue, but he wanst dead yet. That was the time for Gintoki to shine.
''Gintoki now!'' Scream Natsu.
''Whether the Shogun or this country fall I don't care. Until my body shatters I´m gonna stand straight and live my own life!'' Scream Gintoki performing a powerful slash on Pesu.
Slash
Gintoki managed to save Shinpachi and stop Pesu, in the process the creature head was open and a exploded it. Letting a lot of blood and guts fly all over the sky and towards our heroes faces.
BAM
''Oh no!'' Scream Lucy in shock, they failed at their job.
''That was awesome!'' Scream Natsu.
'Aye!'' Said Happy.
Hasegawa saw that in amazement, such dedication and hard work for your own beliefs, not the ones that the Amantos believed.
''Shit. That bastard went crazy for it.'' Said him.
''AAAAH! My Pesu!'' Scream the prince waking up.
''Oh crap!'' Scream the group seeing the prince awaken and in shock.
The royal turd went towards Hasegawa to complain.
''Hasegawa! I order you to catch it unharmed! How will you take responsibility for this?! This will be your country problem.'' Said the prince.
The bodyguard took a cigarette and then started to smoke as he sees the Fairy Tail group.
''They look like a group of kids from school. Come to think of it, mother used to say that a lot ´´your back is crookeed stand up straight´´. Mother right now…Am I standing up straight?" Thought him.
The prince continued to ramble and this time he was pointing at Fairy Tail.
''I´m going to report you and that guild to my daddy. Your country will be in a ton of…'' Said the prince but Hasegawa had enough of it.
''Shut up.'' Said him.
''What?" Asked the prince and then Hasegawa punched the royal ass towards up.
Pow
''I said shut the hell up you mud skipper alien!'' Scream Hasegawa.
The group saw that and soon Natsu and Gintoki couldn't help to laugh at that.
''Ha Ha Ha. Is it really ok to do that?" Asked Gintoki.
''Yeah, aren't you in big trouble?" Asekd Natsu.
''Oh no! This won't be good for the country.'' Said Lucy.
''I hope his dad has more sense than the son.'' Said Shinpachi.
Hasegawa kept smiling as he looked at the group.
''How the hell should I know? You´re a samurai, you can do whatever you please.'' Said Hasegawa.
''But the aliens will be mad at us, they will probably cut ties with our relations.'' Said Lucy.
''I guess you´re right, but I don't see that happen too soon.'' Said Hasegawa.
''You´re a pretty chilled and straight up guy.'' Said Happy.
The ex-bodyguard just laugh at that.
''I guess you´re right, but now I am jobless. I don't know what to do.'' Said him.
''Not exactly.'' Said Natsu.
''Uh?'' Asked Hasegawa confused.
''Do you wanna join Fairy Tail?" Asked Natsu.
Hasegawa just smiled at that and gave his answer.
''Show me the way.'' Said him.
''Do you know any magic?" Asked Shinpachi.
''No, I´m zero at this skill.'' Said him.
''I´m sure we will find a good job for you there. You will like Fairy Tail Hasegawa.'' Said Natsu.
The group went to the guild to tell about that job going wrong, but at least they got a new member, plus Hasegawa is fun.
So, this is a good chapter and I´m happy that I made that much with just one chapter. I didn't had to split or something else. Great job!
Next chapter is Kagura and we will get her crazy ass in the fic. I can't wait for that.