MIDNA VS MARY TYLER MOORE:
BEGIN THE RAP
Midna floats down to a typewriter having dyed her hand shaped hair blonde.
"It's Midna and I'm takin' over the six o'clock news, looks like you've got
those TV Land blues, I'm not gonna come charging in here riding a wolf,
cuz I don't need to look any cooler. You aren't gettin' nowhere,
anytime sooner! Enough of this shpeel, I think I'll just
change the channel from WJM to Channel 6's April O' Neil" said Midna.
Mary came onto the scene.
"Hi there? What are you? I just turned on the light switch just with
my smile, I can even turn a nothing day into somethin' worthwhile! Looks like an imp girl got intoxicated, this will make a good story, really
I'm fascinated. You dyed your hair blonde cuz-cuz all girls wanna look like Link?
At least that's what the media seems to think. I had to do a lot of research just
to find out who you are-you're a devilish creature but I'm a star" said Mary.
"I may be a bit intoxicated cuz I feel much lighter but a crazy person came and he stole your typewriter,
he's my boss and I'm his secretary, and I'm about to leak that you're not the virgin Mary.
Unlike you I'm like a pixie I can float and fly I'm lighter, I'm powerful
and sexy I defeated Zant. But all you do is work your ass off for Lou Grant.
I'd offer you some help, I'd offer you a hand though, as long as you change
it to the Midna Tyler Moore Show. You once came from a place that's
so hard to pronounce, is it really Mini Soda, Minnesota, or is it MIDNA SODA?"
said Midna.
"Oh, excuse me I don't need to rant. Everyone knows you once made out with Zant,
what that isn't BS journalism that's a fact. I'm looking at umm-a picture of it
on the Intergnat?" asked Mary.
"That's internet, boomer and I've gotta fly. This insane rap idea?
It HAS TO DIE" said Midna.
"Oh it's okay dear, you're a wonderful little cupcake.
But let's just say? Rapping against me? You made a sweet little stupid mistake" said Mary Tyler Moore.
Next battle: Doug the Sheep (Sean the Sheep's real name is Doug btw) VS Robert the Beetleworm
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
EPIC RAP OF INSANITY THAT MAKES NO SENSE