One sunny afternoon, as he was sitting in the school courtyard, a group of students approached him. They were chatting and laughing amongst themselves, clearly in high spirits.

"Hey, Mr. Foster!" one of the students called out. "Got any of those jokes for us today?"

David grinned and nodded. "Of course! Here's one for you: Why did the hero bring a ladder to the battle?"

The students exchanged curious glances before one of them ventured a guess. "To rescue someone?"

David chuckled. "Close! He heard the villains were up to no good, so he thought he'd 'step up' and 'rise to the occasion'!"

The students groaned and laughed, shaking their heads. "Man, those jokes are so bad, they're good!"

Another student chimed in, "Okay, hit us with another one!"

David obliged, his eyes twinkling with mischief. "Alright, here's a classic: What is the leading cause of dry skin?"

The students looked at each other, pondering the question.

David got up and started to walk away, but before looking over his shoulder "A towel."

The students burst into laughter, appreciating David's light-hearted approach to their rigorous hero training.

Word of David's dad jokes soon spread around the school, and he found himself becoming a source of entertainment and camaraderie. Whether it was lightening the mood during a stressful training session or simply brightening someone's day with a well-timed joke, David's sense of humor became an integral part of his role at U.A.

Even the teachers couldn't resist the occasional chuckle when David shared his puns during meetings. Aizawa, known for his stern demeanor, would roll his eyes but secretly enjoy the levity David brought to the group.

As David continued to settle into life at U.A, he discovered that humor was not only a way to connect with others but also a powerful tool for building bonds and easing the challenges of life as a hero-in-training. And so, with a smile and a playful spirit, he continued to sprinkle dad jokes throughout his days, making a name for himself as the counselor with a knack for comedy.

Which caught the attention of Hawks, with his nonchalant demeanor, striking red wings, and sharp wit, was known for his laid-back attitude and penchant for mischief. One day, as David was going over his counseling schedule, Hawks swooped down from above, landing gracefully in front of him.

"Hey there, Davey," Hawks greeted him with a sly grin, folding his wings behind him.

David looked up, surprised by the sudden appearance of the winged hero. "Hawks, right? What can I do for you?"

Hawks leaned in, his voice low. "You know, I've been watching you, Dave. You're pretty new around here, and I thought we could use a little fun."

David raised an eyebrow, unsure of where this was going. "Fun, huh? What did you have in mind?"

Hawks chuckled. "How about we play some harmless pranks on our fellow teachers? It'll be a blast."

David couldn't help but be intrigued by the mischievous glint in Hawks' eyes. "Harmless pranks, you say?"

Hawks nodded enthusiastically. "Absolutely! We'll keep it light, nothing too crazy. Just to shake things up a bit."

And so, the unlikely duo of David and Hawks began their campaign of mischief at U.A. They started small, with harmless tricks like rearranging classroom furniture or leaving silly notes in the teacher's lounge. Their pranks were designed to bring a smile to the faces of their colleagues and lighten the often tense atmosphere of the school.

One day, as All Might was giving a passionate speech to the students, David and Hawks couldn't resist the temptation to add a little levity to the situation. David discreetly released a handful of helium balloons, causing All Might's voice to take on a comically high-pitched tone mid-sentence. The students erupted in laughter, and even All Might himself couldn't help but chuckle.

Their pranks continued to escalate, but they always remained on the right side of harmless fun. They once replaced Aizawa's capture weapon with a rubber chicken during a training exercise, causing the usually stoic teacher to crack a rare smile. Present Mic found glitter in his hairbrush, courtesy of David and Hawks, and decided to embrace the sparkle for the day.

Their antics didn't go unnoticed by the students, either. They became local legends, with some students even starting a "Prank Wars" club in their honor.

Despite their penchant for mischief, David and Hawks always maintained their responsibilities as educators and heroes. They offered guidance and support to the students and helped them navigate the challenges of hero training. It turned out that their unique brand of humor and camaraderie was just what the school needed to foster a sense of unity among students and teachers alike.

It was a bright and bustling day at U.A. And David had just finished a counseling session with a group of students. As he stepped out of his office, he was greeted by the sight of Hawks, the charismatic and speedy Pro Hero, perched on the railing nearby.

He flashed a grin at David. "Hey, Davey. Mind if I ask you a personal question?"

David, always open to friendly exchanges, nodded with a smile. "Sure, DQ. Ask away."

Hawks leaned in, his crimson eyes gleaming with curiosity. "What's your type?"

Taken slightly aback by the unexpected question, David paused for a moment to collect his thoughts. "Well," he began, "I guess someone who's kind, understanding, and shares a good sense of humor. A strong, confident woman who can hold her own but also knows when to let her guard down." Hawks raised his eyebrow slightly, as if pushing for more. "And I... Prefer for them" David getting embarrassed. "to be build sturdy..." A full red blush on his face.

Hawks raised both eyebrows, while nodded thoughtfully. "Interesting." 'He likes them thicc'

David not knowing how to answer, waiting for some help to get away from the questioning. Little did David know that his response had piqued the interest of some unexpected eavesdroppers. Midnight, the sultry and playful hero, had been strolling by and overheard the conversation. Intrigued, she couldn't resist joining in.

"Did I hear correctly, David?" Midnight said with a mischievous smile. "You have a soft spot for a woman with a good sense of humor, among other things?"

David blushed slightly, not expecting his offhand remark to garner so much attention. "Well, yes, I suppose that's one way to put it."

Midnight laughed softly. "You know, humor can be quite an attractive quality, especially for someone who works with our students."

Hawks nodded in agreement, a knowing look in his eyes. "Yeah, David, you might find a lot of people who appreciate a good laugh around here."

As if on cue, Thirteen, the enigmatic hero who wore a space suit, approached the group. "Did I hear we're discussing preferences in partners?"

David blinked, realizing that his casual remark had now become the subject of conversation among these heroes.

Thirteen's voice was gentle and calming as they spoke. "David, remember that understanding and kindness can often lead to strong connections with others. Those qualities you mentioned are indeed admirable."

Midnight leaned closer to David, her playful demeanor still evident. "I have a feeling we might have some potential matches in mind for you."

David chuckled nervously. He had never expected his personal preferences to become a topic of discussion among the heroes and educators of U.A. Little did he know that his candid answer would set in motion a series of amusing and unexpected interactions, with students and faculty alike playfully trying to uncover potential "matches" for the quirkless Student Life Counselor. In the end.

*TIME SKIP*

One day, as he was going about his duties, he encountered a young girl named Sakura.

Sakura was a quirkless orphan, struggling to find her place in a school filled with aspiring heroes. She had a determined spirit and a heart full of hope, but she often felt like an outsider among her quirk-endowed peers. David couldn't help but notice her quiet determination and the longing in her eyes.

One afternoon, during a break between classes, David found Sakura sitting alone in the school courtyard, lost in thought. He approached her with a warm smile. "Hey there, Sakura. Mind if I join you?"

Sakura looked up, surprised but not unwelcoming. "Oh, hi, Mr. Foster. Sure, you can sit."

As they chatted, David learned about Sakura's background—how she had lost her parents at a young age and how she had always dreamed of becoming a hero, despite being quirkless.

"You know, Sakura," David said gently, "not having a quirk doesn't define your worth or potential. There are many heroes who have faced incredible challenges and succeeded without quirks."

Sakura's eyes brightened with a glimmer of hope. "You really think so?"

David nodded, his belief in her unwavering. "Absolutely. And I'm here to support you every step of the way."

From that day on, David took Sakura under his wing. He helped her with her studies, provided emotional support when she faced the inevitable challenges of being quirkless in a hero-centric school, and encouraged her to keep pursuing her dreams.

Sakura's confidence began to grow, and she started to excel academically. She also found solace in her friendship with David, knowing that he believed in her when few others did.

As Sakura continued her journey at U.A. She discovered her own strengths and abilities that didn't require a quirk. She became skilled in martial arts and honed her tactical intelligence, determined to prove that heroes came in all forms.

David's bond with Sakura deepened over time, and he couldn't help but feel like a proud father figure to this determined young girl. Together, they faced the challenges of the hero world, proving that the power of friendship, determination, and mentorship could overcome any obstacle—even the absence of a quirk.

In the midst of hero training and the complexities of the MHA universe, David and Sakura's unique bond became a testament to the strength of the human spirit and the transformative power of genuine care and support.

*TIME SKIP*

David continued to make connections with the students. Among them being Sakura Dekute. Sakura and David shared a unique understanding of the world they lived in.

Over time, their interactions deepened, evolving beyond the counselor-student dynamic. David found himself drawn to Sakura's strength, resilience, and kindness. He admired her determination to thrive in a world that often seemed stacked against her.

One evening, as they sat together in the school courtyard, David couldn't help but feel a paternal affection for Sakura. She had opened up to him about her difficult past, and he had shared stories from his own life. They talked about their dreams, their fears, and their shared desire to make a positive impact on the world.

"Sakura," David began, his voice gentle, "I want you to know that I'm here for you, not just as a counselor but as someone to lean on. You remind me a lot of my own daughter back in my world."

Sakura's eyes widened in surprise, touched by his words. "You have a daughter?"

David nodded, a fond smile on his face. "Yes, I did." Showing a picture of her, she looks a lot like Sakura "She's all grown up now and off pursuing her own dreams, but being around you reminds me of the strong and compassionate young woman she became."

Tears welled up in Sakura's eyes, and she smiled through them. "Thank you! That means a lot to me."

From that moment on, their bond deepened even further. Sakura began to confide in David about her hopes and fears, her dreams of helping others, and her determination to prove that being quirkless didn't define her worth.

David, in turn, offered guidance, support, and fatherly advice. He encouraged her to embrace her uniqueness and assured her that she could make a meaningful difference in the world, just as he believed his own daughter could.

As time progressed, the fatherly bond between David and Sakura continued to grow stronger. They faced challenges together, celebrated victories, and provided each other with unwavering support.

Sakura found in David not just a counselor but a father figure who believed in her when she needed it the most. And David, in Sakura, found a daughter in this new world, a young woman with a heart full of compassion and a spirit that could inspire even the most quirked individuals.

Their relationship served as a testament to the power of connection, proving that sometimes, the strongest bonds are formed in the most unexpected of places and under the most unique circumstances.


AN: Pairing will be a mystery for now, but SAKURA IS NOT IN THE PAIRING. SHE IS 16 AND DAVID IS IN HIS MID-30's!

Pairings will be with appropriate age group.