Deep breaths. Deep breaths.

"Aika, my dear, please tell me that I was hallucinating and that there wasn't a middle aged dude with blond bangs in my house." I said, more like begged, as I held onto the doorknob.

"I would, but I would be lying." She said with a smile, seemingly amused by my reaction. Cheeky little bugger.

"That's what I was afraid of." I said. But in the end there wasn't much I could do so I opened the door and was greeted by the same man who was now pouting like a petulant brat.

"'Middle aged dude'? How rude. I'll have you know that I'm still in the springtime of my youth."

"You are older than humanity." I deadpanned as I entered my home.

"Where is my magician?" I asked, even if this guy was currently beyond me, I would not be happy if he did anything to my magician.

"He is sleeping on the couch." He said as he pointed at my couch and as he said Paul was sleeping on it. I guess I did work him too hard.

"Umm, Cyrus… who is this guy?" Aika's voice roused me from my thoughts. And who this guy was? Well…

{Azazel the Scapegoat: High Satan Class. Governor General of Grigori. The First Angel to figure out how the birds and bees worked.}

"Yes Cyrus, who am I?" The strongest fallen angel asked with a smile. There could only be one answer.

"Just a guy who got kicked out of his house by his father for indecent behavior." I shrugged and Azazel started to laugh.

"Hahahaha, man this is the first time someone actually said it like that! And I guess it's true even if I don't consider my act indecent." The governor general said as he wiped a tear from his eye while laughing.

"Anyway, my name is Azazel, young lady. The Governor General of Grigori and the leader of the fallen angels." Azazel said as he brought out his twelve midnight black wings out.

"Nice to meet you."

Aika blinked once, then she blinked twice and then her face whitened like a sheet.

"Azazel, you mean the fallen Angel who was thrown out of heaven for teaching humanity how to make weapons?" She asked with a trembling voice, not that I could really blame her.

"Well, yes and no. I mean I was thrown out of heaven and I did teach you people how to make weapons sure. But that was after I fell." Azazel shrugged.

"Why did you fall then?"

"Well, it all started with…"

"He had sex." I interrupted Azazel with a deadpan, not willing to listen to his tale. But it also seemed to have shocked Aika quite a bit.

"Seriously?"

"Ok yeah, I admit it. It was because of that. But I'll have you know that I am quite proud of being the first angel to ever have an orgy before Shemhazai had even figured out what that 'stick' between his legs was supposed to do." The fallen angel giggled immaturely at that. The leader of one of the three biblical factions, ladies and gentlemen.

"Anyway, I am here to thank you for sparing the lives of my dumb subordinates even though they tried to kill you."

"They did what?!" Aika looked at me with wide eyes.

"Don't worry, it wasn't anything important. Not like they could put a scratch on me."

"So, no hard feelings?" Azazel asked.

"Only a little, why are you here?"

"What? You don't think that I came all the way here in order to give you a sincere apology for the actions of my subordinates?"

"No."

"Well your right. There is something I want to ask of you, also coming here was a nice little excuse to push my paperwork to Shemhazai." The leader of the fallen angels admitted shamelessly.

"I was gonna send a nun to the team in this town but you kinda went and beat them all up. So, would you like to have a roommate?" He asked.

Honestly this was something I was wondering. I had beat the fallen idiot quartet before they could properly begin their plan and had them sent to Azazel. Which meant Asia's fate was somewhat unknown. I was actually kinda afraid that she would end up in the hands of Diodora or something but it seems she is with Azazel so I don't need to…

"Is she cute?" And Aika seemed want in your decision as well.

"Very much so, she is also super naive about the world which elevates her from merely cute to adorable." Azazel proclaimed with a Gendo Ikari pose, making Aika give me puppy dog eyes.

"…get me a bigger house and I'll do it." Darn me and my weakness for cute girls!

"Excellent!" Azazel clapped his hands with a smile.

"Any preferences for your bigger house?"

"I need a very big basement, big enough for a large group of magicians to experiment."

"And a sex dungeon." Aika piped in.

"That one goes without saying." Azazel told her with a smile.

"Alright, I should have that house ready tomorrow and your new nun roommate will come with the house." He said and then a beeping sound started to come from his pocket, from a device that looked like a phone but more futuristic.

"Hello? Ok ok, I'm coming. I'm done here anyway. Yeah I get it. Just ask Penemue, she's into that kind of things." He said before shutting it off.

"If I knew that being a leader was such an hassle I would have just stayed in the bed with that woman after falling. Damn, well goodbye. Duty calls." And then he disappeared with a magic circle under his feet.

"Whelp, we got rid of the overgrown crow. Let's start your necromancy training." I said with a smile that seemed to unnerve Aika for some inexplainable reason. Oh well, didn't matter.

"How am I supposed to learn necromancy? There are no…" Before she could say anything I opened my inventory and dumped tons of zombie flesh before her.

"…can you do that with money?"

"Only if you learn fast enough. Now let's open the book and start this!"