Tis the fifteenth season Yet another holiday special. With California Prunes! And Homer learns not to be so selfish.
Plot
The couch gag is the Simpsons as Japanese TV characters and anime characters. Homer is Ultra Man, Bart is Astro Boy, Marge is Sailor Moon, Lisa is Sakura from CardCaptors and Maggie is Pikachu.
And there's really cool anime music and lasers etc!
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The Simpsons are watching another Krusty holiday special. This time he is celebrating thanksgiving with his Sideshows and a cardboard cutout of Kent Brockman. Oh and Itchy and Scratchy somehow...
"Now Kent who is contractually obliged to appear as a cardboard cutouts in case of absence, cannot be here tonight for thanksgiving dinner because he's in rehab... again..." said Krusty. "More turkey Mr Teeny?"
The Simpsons and Oscar, no extended family this year were having thanksgiving dinner.
Homer finished his dinner. "And now to relax..." he whipped off his belt. His big fat belly flopped out. "Ugh, I ate so much my belly button is going from an innie to an outie!" His navel stuck out.
"So it's just us this year?" said Oscar.
"Bart always embarrasses us every thanksgiving when we have guests..." said Marge.
"I do not! I misbehaved once! And that was when I burnt Lisa's thanksgiving diorama because she wouldn't remove it from the table!" Bart yelled.
"Okay enough of who did what! I am trying to watch Krusty..." said Oscar.
"Hooahahaha! Now I am having thanksgiving with all my Sideshows so that means all my Sideshows!" Krusty giggled. "Fresh out of prison on day release is my old colleague until he framed me... Sideshow Bob!"
The ominous Sideshow Bob theme played as Bob joined Krusty and the studio crew for dinner.
"Yaaaaaaaaagh! Sideshow Bob!" Bart screamed.
"Now Bob I only invited you here in return that you promise to stop trying to kill Bart Simpson..." Krusty sighed.
"Never!" said Sideshow Bob. He imagined the roast turkey as Bart.
Bart gulped.
"He totally should have invited Tom Landry and Xixockllkkhfhh? Oxocacka? Whatever her name is..." said Oscar.
Christmas music played as the Christmas holidays arrived.
Bart and Lisa used the Christmas lights like lassoes and hooped them round things like the chimney.
Homer accidentally lassoed two birds and killed them. He hastily buried them.
In the lounge the family were writing Christmas letters to Santa while Homer took out more Christmas lights from the attic. He groaned as Snowball II got caught up in them again and screeched struggling in the tangle of Christmas lights.
Then he opened another box and Hugo popped out wearing a Santa hat.
"D'oh!"
Then the family put up their stockings one by one. Including Hugo. Yes Hugo has a stocking...
Gramps put up his IV drip...
Then Marge puts Christmas sweaters on the pets. She put one on Santa's Little Helper and he immediately tried to rip it to shreds try to take it off. Marge sighed as Snowball II screeched and tried to take off her jumper. Then we pan to Homer trying to take off his jumper while biting at it like an animal and Hugo doing the same.
Marge sighed.
The Simpsons watched more Krusty holiday specials. "And that was a wonderful Christmas special of Itchy and Scratchy wasn't it Kids? Now go out go Christmas shopping! Hooahahaha!" said Krusty. "Because every time you buy Krusty merchandise! I'll be nice to one sick kid! Sick kids may also include Hookers with colds!"
Hugo was still trying to take off his Christmas jumper.
"Awwwwwwww! Hugey!" Oscar cooed and hugged him because he looked adorable in his Christmas jumper.
Hugo growled at Oscar like an angry chihuahua.
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At the Springfield Power Plant the staff gave each other gifts. Because they had a secret Santa.
Someone made the cafeteria sign for the holidays say Merry Xmas. This pissed off Oscar and he spray painted it to say Merry Christmas!
"The power of Christ compels you!" yelled Oscar.
"Oh great Oz, now the ethnic workers of other faiths are offended and walking out..." Carl sighed. People of different faiths stormed out.
"Well it's Christ's birthday! Happy 2003rd birthday Jesus!" yelled Oscar giving Jesus a birthday present.
"A toy car! How sweet!" said Jesus.
Carl's gift to Homer was a TV box and a DVD of Magnum PI.
"Magnum PI! How did you know I love Tom Selleck! As a straight manly role model for Bart and Hugo." said Homer.
"Glad you like it Homer. Now where's Lenny's gift?" Carl asked.
Homer didn't get him one. "Uh just a sec..." said Homer. He ran off somewhere. "Take my dollar you stupid machine!" He yelled at a vending machine. "Fine we'll do things the hard way..." he smashed the screen on the vending machine and stole from it.
"Here you go Lenny." said Homer giving Lenny a candy bar.
"Homer you are so selfish!" Carl told him off.
"No I'm not. The only selfish guy here is old man Burns! I can just imagine the bag of bones, his vulture nose... his bald head and..." Mr Burns was right behind Homer! "He's right behind me isn't he..."
"Ahoy hoy! What a delightful description of Kathy Lee in personnel to a tee!" said Mr Burns.
"Gather round for your Christmas Bon-I"
"Uh don't you mean bonus?" said Oscar.
"No, Bon-I there is no Us where I am concerned!" said Mr Burns. It was a greedy evil Burns joke.
He gave everyone a five dollar coupon except Homer who he gave a Joe DiMaggio baseball card. Bite his antique baseball playing ass!
"Joe DiMaggio?" Homer asked.
"Apparently they had to start letting ethnic minorities play..." said Mr Burns.
Suddenly a woman that looks like Mr Burns arrives.
"Oh look! It's Kathy! How is personnel?" Mr Burns asked Kathy Burns.
"Excellent!" said Kathy.
Homer was creeped out.
...
Homer then went to Androids Dungeon.
"How much for this Joe DiMaggio card?" Homer asked Comic Book Guy.
"Well, if it was a John DiMaggio I'd- Oh my god! Take my money! Just take it!" Comic Book Guy emptied his till on the counter. "Oh no! Nacho fingerprints! Must carefully lick off!"
"Woohoo! Thanks! Freak..." said Homer taking home lots of money.
At the Simpsons house the Simpsons except Homer were watching TV.
"And now back to Christmas with the California Prunes!" said an announcer.
There was a plasticine animation of the California Prunes re-enacting the nativity and singing soul and jazz.
"How much did this stop frame animation cost Fox? Looks expensive!" said Bart. The power went out and then on again weakly but the Simpsons were now their Tracy Ullman counterparts. "I see..." said Bart.
The prunes continue singing.
"Yeah oh yeah... Oh Pruny night..." a prune sang a lovey jazz version of Oh Holy night with prune references... "The stars are sweetly wrinkled... We are the fruit that your grandma loooooooooves!"
"That cartoon is offensive to Christians and Prunes!" Lisa yelled.
"Lis apart from you we're all Christians. And we don't find this cartoon offensive..." said Bart.
Lisa sighed.
Homer came in with lots of money. "Everyone I just got lots of money for a stupid baseball card! Let's all go shopping at that fancy rich people mall!"
Marge gasped with joy. "We'll shop till we droop!"
"Mom it's shop till we drop..." said Lisa.
"That's a very violent image Lisa..." said Marge.
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At Springfield Heights. Our prices discriminate because we can't... XD!
Christmas music plays as everyone who is rich goes about town. This is the wealthy area.
The Simpsons arrive but a snooty guy stops then.
"Excuse me... oh sorry. Your wallets and purses are bursting with money! Please come in!" The snooty guy let them into Springfield Heights.
Some people left and entered a store called Abercrombie and Rich. Abercrombie and Fitch parody.
The Simpsons were by a place where you can get a renaissance painting of yourself. Oscar laughed because Moe and Homer's friends from the tavern were dressed up as puritans sailing to America.
Homer gave everyone a fair share of spending money to buy gifts for each other.
"I wanna look at the toys!" said Lisa.
Bart played a video game where you blow up the states of America.
"Wait! This game is educational! How dare you teach me!" He threw down the controller and stormed off.
Marge bought Homer some sexy underwear but needed to see if it was big enough for him. Two men could comfortably stand in it. It was his size...
Homer bought key rings for his family. But then saw a rather expensive Astrolabe being sold by a British guy. It also had a pen that works upside down.
"But then I won't have enough money for a Christmas tree!" said Homer.
Obviously he buys the astrolabe... (Because it can talk and give random information.)
Homer didn't tell his family but they could tell he wasted money on something because he took them to a rough neighbourhood while Hicks on the radio sung the song Convoy but with Christmas lyrics.
"Lock your doors and don't make eye contact." said Homer.
Oscar started at a hobo/bum. The hobo swore and threw his whiskey at the car.
"What did I just say?!" Homer yelled.
He then bought a dead brown Christmas tree that catches fire if you stroke it.
They got the dead tree home. Homer's noisy gift alerted them to what he did.
It spoke by saying a random fact about some obscure celebrity's birthday.
"You bought an extravagant gift for yourself?!" Marge gasped.
"Look at it this way. If I'm happy I'm less abusive to the boys..." said Homer.
"No Dad... this time you were just plain selfish..." said Lisa.
"All you care about is your stupid, selfish ass!" Bart snapped. "There are times where I wish Ned Flanders were my dad instead of you, Homer!" This made Homer angry as he lunged from the couch.
"Why, you little...!" he roared as he seized his son by the throat and began strangling, throttling him for a few moments before he stopped and looked around at the rest of his family. They were all glaring at him for his selfishness and his greed, so he let Bart go.
Homer groaned as they all left, annoyed at him.
"I am not returnable." said the talking astrolabe.
Homer cried.
...
That night Oscar put presents in his monsters stockings. "Oranges for everyone..." Clownja shook his head. "Okay no oranges for Clownja because they mess with his equilibrium..."
"They're tangelos!" said Billy.
"Clownja can have a banana. Because they're funny. Especially if someone slips on them." said Oscar.
Marge was very cross with a Homer in bed.
"You spent money on a gift for yourself! Just like my birthday!" Marge ranted.
Homer groaned.
"When you own up and realize I am right and you don't want the astrolabe can I have it?" said Marge.
"No! Because this was a selfish gift to me. That bowling ball was for you! And you went bowling with it!"
"I was mad at you and contemplating cheating on you..." said Marge.
"I'm sleeping on the couch..." Homer groaned.
Downstairs he played with his Astrolabe. "The biggest import from Columbia is coffee." I thought it was Columbo...
"Yes that's right astrolabe..."
"And now Rankin and Bass's How Santa got lost now featuring Jimmy Stewart."
There was a Rankin and Bass stop frame animation film of a post office guy talking to living toys. A Clownja bounces about making cartoon bouncy sounds.
Jimmy Stewart makes Andy Griffin drones as speech. Then Charles Bronson from Death Wish made a cameo.
"Ay..." Charles Bronson sighed holding a gun.
"Jimmy Stewart as a puppet is wrong!" said Homer. He turned over the TV.
Mr McGrool was on.
"Mr McGrool! My favorite flying senile old man!" said Homer.
"Hello? Helloooooo! Please let me in it's cold out here..." said Abe Simpson.
"I heard you the first time Dad!" said Homer. He threw a shoe at the window and snow buried Abe.
Abe as a snowman groaned.
"You'll work on a Christmas Eve or you're out of a job Cratchett!" said Mr McGrool.
"Sir I'm over here. That is a log furnace..." said Bob Cratchett. "And my lawyer says I can successfully sue you for unfair dismissal if you fire me just for not wanting to work over Christmas."
"Oooooh those darn lawyers!" Mr McGrool whined. "Oh hello ma'am! I see you're expecting!" He said to the furnace thinking it was a pregnant woman. "May I listen to the baby's heartbeat?" He put his head in the oven... and screamed in agony.
Homer laughed hysterically.
...
"Mr McGrool you always mistake things for other things you silly old timer!" Homer chuckled.
Mr McGrool was ironing his clothes with a cat. Maybe he thinks an iron is a phone?
A ghost appears.
"I am the ghost of Christmas past! McGrool you are so selfish that your wife has left you!"
"I don't need love! I have money! Sweet, sweet money!"
Homer was horrified. He was being selfish and needed to redeem himself to his family and fast!
Plot 2
Meanwhile Clownja was misbehaving. Because Oscar was cross with him.
"Now you behave Clownja or it's off to the Island of Misfit Toys!" said Oscar. Mmmmm... Rankin and Bass.
Clownja was frightened of that prospect and behaved.
Downstairs in the back lounge.
"Oh my! Mr McGrool is just a cartoon version of me!" Homer realised he was as selfish as the Scrooge expy on the TV.
McGrool was begging the ghost of Christmas future for a second chance. "Please Spirit! Give me another chance!"
"Yeah come on Death! Leave McGrool alone! Kill Tiny Tim instead!" Homer whined. That's just cruel Homer.
The Ghost of Christmas Future showed a tombstone reading "Ebenezer McGrool. RIP"
"Nooooooo!" McGrool cried.
Homer imagined it reading "Homer Simpson unloved by Al."
"Unloved by Al?! Noooooooo!" Homer cried.
The ghost corrects the tombstone so it says unloved by all.
"Nooooooo!" Homer screamed.
...
Homer was found the following morning crying and moaning in his sleep.
"Dad wake up!" said Bart.
"Dad are you alright?" asked Lisa.
Homer woke up and wiped the drool from his face.
"Kids what day is it?" Homer asked them.
"December the 4th." said Bart.
"Phew! Still twenty more days to redeem myself..." said Homer.
At breakfast.
"I watched one hell of a cartoon! It was about an old miser visited by three ghosts!" said Homer while Hugo was eating his napkin. "And get this! He learns a lesson!"
"Dad that was the Christmas Carol! It was written by Charles Dickens 140 years ago!" Lisa pointed out.
"Yeah TV has been milking that goat for years..." said Bart putting on the TV.
"Ebenezer Urkle! You have alienated your fans! It is not to late to change the errors of your ways!" said the Ghost of Christmas Future.
"I did that?" Steve Urkle asked the ghost.
Then there was an episode of Star Trek with the ghost of Christmas future.
"There appears to be some sort of spirit in the radar screen!" said Captain Kirk. "Fire torpedos!"
"But sir, I cannae! He is showing my future! Oh God I got fat..." said Scotty.
"Just fire torpedos!" said Kirk.
The enterprise was shooting lssers or torpedoes.
"Hey that last one looked great!" said Marge when Bart turned the TV off.
"Yeah right..." Bart sighed.
"Hehehe! Marge is a Trekkie!" Oscar giggled.
"Well I'm fed up with being a selfish old goat! I am going to start being the nicest person ever lived! And this time I'm sober so I mean it!" said Homer.
"You said it Daddy!" said Tiny Tim Simpson limping about on crutches.
"Shut up!" Homer yelled at the little boy on crutches.
...
At an underpass. The Flanderses were doing a kind deed.
"I'm sure these homeless Hobos will enjoy these fresh clothes and Lima beans, boys." said Ned to his boys Rod and Todd.
"Too late Ned! I gave them all my old clothes!" said Homer.
The hobos were all dressed in white shirts and blue pants eating Lima beans.
"Well they do look far more happy." said Ned.
At home Oscar was being silly.
"I know! We can make Mr Burns stop being so selfish by having three ghosts and an ancestor of Bob Marley visit him! Then to make him really feel bad Tiny Tim can pretend his illness is killing him!" said Oscar.
"Oz my illness is rickets... and I take multivitamins and go outside for sunlight to treat it now..." said Tiny Tim.
"And Bob Marley is not related to Jacob Marley..." Lisa sighed.
"Of course he is! Jacob Marley was a jammin' Rastafarian mon!" said Oscar putting on a Jamaican accent. Bart face palmed.
"Bloo from Foster's Home for imaginary friends shares my sense of humor..." said Oscar.
Meanwhile Homer bought Lenny a thoughtful secret Santa gift.
"Lenny I feel bad about my selfish secret Santa gift so here's a better one..." said Homer.
"A photo cube with pictures of all the guys on it!" said Lenny. "Including that brief time in season four when I decided to go clean shaven for a while..." said Lenny pleased with his gift.
"I even filed down the sharp corners..." said Homer.
The Simpsons except Lisa then went to church. Lisa was with Richard Gere at the Buddhist temple.
Homer helped Ned gather money for the charity trays, this used to be a tax you had to pay to the church. Now it's a voluntary sign of good will.
Mr Burns selfishly gave one coin. Homer kept poking him with the money tray on a stick to give more. Eventually Mr Burns was so annoyed he gave all his money and credit cards and a set of keys. "Just take my blood while you're at it!" He pricks himself but dusty air comes out of him because he is so old...
Lovejoy praised Homer and Ned. "Generous as always Ned but Homer has just that more money this week..."
"Oh I'm not looking for praise or glory... I'm working towards that stairway to heaven Jesus sung about..." said Homer.
"Homer that wasn't Jesus, that was Led Zeppelin!" said Ned.
"Take a hike hippy..." said Homer walking away lovingly with Reverend Lovejoy.
"Daddy are you jealous of brother Homer?" Todd asked Ned.
"Maybe just a tad." said Ned.
"I'm jealous of girls because they get to wear dresses..." said Rod.
"Freak!" Bart yelled.
...
At home Bart was in the kitchen in his underwear putting on a chicken again. Lisa came in and gasped.
"Lisa look! I'm Baron Von Chickenpants! Bwaaaark!" said Bart.
"Bart that's tonight's dinner..." said Lisa.
"You're tonight's dinner.." said Bart.
"Mom! Bart took something I said and turned it into an insult!" Lisa yelled.
"Oooooh quit bickering you two and sit down for lunch!" said Marge. "And Bart! Stop wearing that chicken and put your clothes back on!"
Bart sat down wearing the raw chicken as a diaper.
The Simpsons had lunch. Bowls of something. Looks like porridge.
Oscar dropped his spoon in shock. "Oh my god! Maggie is wearing the same color clothes as Lisa!" it's true! At breakfast Maggie was wearing orange.
"I accidentally coloured her blue pajamas orange! Get off of my back will you?!" Matt cried.
"I remember when I wore the same shade of blue as Maggie." said Bart holding a blue shirt Bart doll.
...
Homer went out and did more kind deeds, such as giving hobos booze instead of soup at the catholic priest ran homeless shelter.
"Join the Latin side of the force..." said the catholic priests.
"No! Three children is enough for me! Well four because narrator will not accept Hugo is not canon!" said Homer.
"Hugo's canon!" Oscar yelled.
Homer groaned.
...
At dinner Homer being generous gave Marge the last pork chop instead of selfishly keeping it too himself.
Marge was so touched she cried. Then her crying went from heartwarming to just plain creepy...
"My tears are the sweetest sauce..."
"Uh Marge you're really creeping me out..." said Homer.
In bed Marge was pleased Homer turned his behavior around.
"You're even covering your mouth when you burp!"
Homer burped and covered his mouth. "Just like the Pope.
Homer then revealed he did another kind thing. He built an ice skating rink in the front drive, somehow. Everyone in town was skating on it.
Comic Book Guy ripped his pants.
"Cloaking powers activate!" He tied his jacket round his butt. It ripped showing his underwear. "I'm depressed. Deploy candy bar..." he ate a candy bar.
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Ned was singing "Here comes sandwiches right down boozy town lane!" To Here comes Santa Claus.
However he gasped when he found the homeless shelter empty.
"Where th is everyone?!"
He found all the bums went to Homer's ice skating rink.
"Here's your skates. Uh you'll have to take off your boots." said Homer.
"I'm not wearing any boots! These are my feet!" said the hobo.
"Eeeeew!" said Homer.
Ned was jealous.
"Haw Haw! Your position has been usurped! Usurped!" said Nelson.
Inside Bart, Lisa, Maggie and Oscar watched TV. Kent was telling the news.
"This just in! Santa Claus is dead!" said Kent.
The kids screamed. And Oscar bursted into tears.
"Waaaaaaaaaaaah! Aaaaahhhhh!" Oscar crying.
"Oh jeez..." Bart sighed.
"Or he might as well be." said Kent. 'Because there is a new nice man holding families at nice point! Homer Simpson! Pictured here with little Bart photoshopped out and replaced with some lovely flowers! How sweet!"
There was a highly amusing picture of Homer screaming angrily at Marge and Lisa while offering them flowers. Well he was probably strangling Bart originally and screaming at him before the photoshop job.
"I BRING YOU FLOWERS! RAAAAGHHH!" Homer screamed angrily.
"Aaaaaaagh! No! Not flowers! Aaaaaagh!" Marge and Lisa screamed frightened by the lovely gift of flowers.
In reality Oscar was still crying.
"Oz Santa's not dead. He's alive and well! With his wife Mrs Clause in The North Pole..." said Bart.
Marge came into to Bart trying to stop Oscar crying.
"Ooooooh! What happened now..." Marge sighed.
"Oh Kent Brockman said Santa was dead again..." Lisa sighed.
"Ooooooh! Kent!" Marge yelled and went to tell off Kent Brockman.
Homer ran in.
"Kids! I have seen the funniest thing outside! Ned just invited a college fraternity to his house! Hehehe! Come on!" said Homer.
Ned's house had a sign on it reading "Zigma X Zigma. Aka EXE." Oh god! They're computer nerds!
The drunk college nerds were smashing up everything and partying.
"Stay out of our medicine cabinet!" Rod yelled angrily.
"Oh god! Hehehehe! Now I know how to annoy Rod!" Oscar giggled.
...
Then more surreal nonsense!
"Oh cool! Ned got me a Krusty brand Operation game!" said Bart. It zapped as he tried to remove the bones.
"Ow! You just tweezered my wang!" Krusty yelled as a voice recording.
Marge gasped in horror and confiscated Bart's gift. "That gift is not suitable for children! Such potty mouth!"
"Yeah Oscar's made a much more suitable version with Clownja." said Hugo.
Clownja with his hair dyed brown sat oh a bed in his comical heart print underwear. He crossed his arms looking annoyed.
"Actually that's his evolved form Clowncy. Clownja doesn't wear underwear, he wears a diaper because he's not toilet trained." said Oscar.
Lisa was explaining to Homer that Buddhists don't believe in gifts and that Christmas is getting more and more materialistic. Which is especially sinful to Buddhists.
Then the Buddha wearing a Christmas sweater and driving a red sports car was pulled over by Wiggum and his cops.
"Oh I'm not going to jail again!" said Buddha and he drove off.
"Uh... ok..." said Lisa.
Hugo was digging into his box to see what Christmas gift he got.
Plot 3
Ned was envious of Homer's kind acts. Ah ah ah! The bible says that's a sin!
Homer fed Hugo a fish. Hugo scampered away on all fours chewing a fish.
"Oooooooooh! That Homer just burns my waffles!" Ned ranted annoyed.
"Homer! Stop burning Ned's waffles!" Marge told off Homer.
Homer winced.
"Mmmmmm.. sacrilicious..." said Oscar referencing the waffle god.
Rod went to a store that sells girls clothes and bought a few dresses. He came home wearing one.
Ned screamed.
Oscar laughed at Rod.
Then Oscar annoyed Rod by going through the medicine cabinet.
"Stay out of our medicine cabinet! Rod yelled.
"Fine. Todd smells." said Oscar.
"Where are you getting this information?" Todd frowned at him.
"That does it. I am gonna be the nicest man there has ever been!" Ned ranted.
Jesus stared at him.
"I said Man, not a Man-God. Keep your pants on..." said Ned.
"No! Freedooooom!" Jesus stripped off naked and ran outside.
Ned grimaced exasperated.
At home.
Homer is walking around the house whistling the Simpsons theme tune.
"Dad! What are you doing!" Lisa whined.
"I'm thinking Lisa! You should try it sometime!" Homer told her.
Lisa walked away annoyed. Yeah right Dad... I'm the only one round here who actually does any thinking... how dare he?!
"Lisa I'll say this only once. I am not doing a Grinch thing and stealing their Christmas presents while green and furry just because the Buddha states material goods are a bad thing... People will just get pissed off with me..." Homer sighed.
"Plus your dad getting an epiphany or learning how to behave from Christmas movies is getting weird..." said Oscar.
"Lionel Hutz put the cookie down! NOOOOOOW!" Homer shouted at Lionel Hutz because Phil Hartman was in Jingle All The Way.
Oscar winced.
Lisa sighed annoyed.
"Plus I don't wanna go to jail like the Buddha." said Homer continuing on from the weird bit where the Buddha was in a car chase.
He had now been caught and arrested.
"I know your badge number. You better hope I never get out..." Buddha threatened the cops.
Lisa winced as Homer's imaginary scene ended. "Dad That never happened..."
...
Ned was giving everyone presents. Awwwwwwww!
He was at Skinner's house.
"Merry Christmas Mrs Skinner." said Ned.
"What's your angle, pervert..." Agnes eyed him with suspicion.
"Obtuse angle!" Oscar yelled.
Hugo laughed. "Hehehehe! It's funny because it's intelligent..."
Nelson ran up to Hugo and punched him in the gut winding him.
Bart groaned. "Right that's it. We're going to the cinema to see a Christmas themed movie."
At Springfield Googleplex. Should be Yahoo-plex...
"Yeah invisible voice, should be Yahoo-plex..." said Oscar.
Bart frowned at him.
"Return to Ape Valley! Damn dirty-" Oscar wanted to see that film...
"Hell no! And besides it has to be a Christmas film... as it's Christmas..." said Bart.
"Winter holidays! What about our faiths?!" People of various faiths yelled who Oscar annoyed at Homer's secret Santa party at work.
"Or lack of faith." said an atheist.
"There is only one true God!" Lovejoy yelled. "Merry Christmas boys." He wished Bart, Hugo and Oscar a Merry Christmas.
"Ooooooh! Christmas Ape Rides Again!" Hugo suggested a movie.
"Damn dirty festive ape!" Oscar yelled.
Bart slapped him for being stupid.
"I want Dad to do his Grinch reference..." Lisa whined.
Fine... cue the Grinch reference!
Homer dressed as Santa broke into people's houses and took their presents like the Grinch...
"You're a hero, Homer J You're as crafty as a skunk." Homer sang over the montage.
"It's, "You're a villain, Mr Grinch..." and skunks aren't crafty, they spray stinky gas at people..." said Oscar.
A skunk failed to arrive to administer karma.
"Oh and Narrator skunks hibernate..." said Oscar.
Homer as the Grinch caught one of the Apu and Manjula's octuplets waking up so he chloroformed her...
"Dad did you take my chloroform?!" Hugo yelled over the montage...
"Mom why do you let Hugo have chloroform..." Bart whined.