Ryan Pettit: hi my name is Ryan and i am supposed dead six feet under but after making a contract with Kyubey i can't die or at least until my contract is broken which is why me a walking zombie eho smells reeked of rotting flesh has no other choice but to set off on a journey hoping to break this contract with only my false soul gem though it wasn't going to be that simple far from it actually as i was about to meet this group of girls who wanted me dead at all costs : Sayaka Miki : Who is that? : Madoka Kaname: it's a boy : Sayaka Miki: yeah i know it's a boy and he is kind of cute too but sadly we've only came to end him though it looks like we are going to have to fight so let's kill him already! : Ryan Pettit: so you want to kill me : Sayaka Miki: that's right now die! : Ryan Pettit : YOU FOOL! : Madoka Kaname: why isn't he dying? : Sayaka Miki: i don't know he should already be dead after getting stabbed multiple times by a sword : Ryan Pettit: so if you will excuse we are done here as you can't help me though what i will do is find a real way to die if it's the last thing i do! : Sayaka Miki: now kyoko end him! : Kyoko Sakura: i hope you like the everlasting feeling of death now eat this : Ryan Pettit: you really don't get it do you because now you have officially pissed me off so get ready to suffer! : TO BE CONTINUED