One word was going through Yang's mind as she jumped out of the Club. Shit. Multiple guns were drawn on her and there were flashing lights of red and blue. The police had shown up due to a phone call of assault at the club and now she was in the back of a police car in handcuffs all on a trip to the Vale Police Department.

"Well crap, that's my life gone I guess…" She sighed as she looked at the night streets. She honestly let her temper get the better of her when she started trashing the place. Not the first time she'd done something like this before. She just hated that she got caught in Vale of all places. Not that she did it.

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Sitting in an interrogation room. The handcuffs were removed as she saw the door open and a man with white hair, black suit, green scarf and glasses entered. A folder in hand and a sigh escaping his lips. "Miss Xiao Long, do you know who I am and what kind of situation you've put me in?"

"Uuuh you're the headmaster of Beacon Academy, Ozpin right? Yeah I'll be going to your kickass school!" Yang shot off with a smirk and finger guns as she watched the man sigh.

"Usually you'd be correct however," He took a sip of his coffee as he set the mug down and opened up the folder he brought in with him. "Do you know what's in your records folder here?"

"I uuuh-"

"First off… Property Damage"

She then remembered smashing one of the bouncers through a glass pillar. "Good times."

"Dozens of noise complaints at your home in Patch."

She thought back to all the amazing parties she would throw when her dad and sister weren't home. She just smirked. She saw Ozpin's eyebrow twitch.

"You put at least a dozen innocent people in ICU."

"Oh so did my sister and she gets a one way ticket to Beacon!" Yang crossed her arms, annoyed

"And…" Ozpin released a heavy sigh as he set down the folder and looked her in the eyes as his fingers interlocked. "... All of the sexual harassment."

The silence in the room was palpable. She didn't say a word as she thought back to just the times in the Club with Junior. "I'm not apologizing."

Ozpin sighed once more. "Listen Miss Xiao Long, I know this is asking a lot but you need to at least seem regretful of your actions. This is a permanent blemish on your record."

Yang's eyes widened at that. "Shit…"

"Indeed, you have one here in Vale meaning you won't be able to attend Beacon now."

"But I need to be a Huntress!" She stood up shouting and the older man not looking caught off guard at all.

"Well… There is hope for you yet. However." He sipped his coffee. "It will have to be somewhere not in Vale that you attend. Let's see where do you not have a criminal record at?" He opened the folder and began sifting through the papers. "Vacuo? No apparently you got caught smuggling drugs across the border for Torchwick…" He mumbled.

The blonde bombshell just sighed, rubbing her arm. "Ehehe, they were gonna give me information I needed if I did that for them."

"I see, well hopefully Mistral will be bette-" He brought his fingers up and rubbed the bridge of his nose. "You destroyed a whole inn there?" He looked at her with a bit of annoyance.

"I- I thought I saw my mother…" She looked at the table.

"I see… Well hopefully Solitas is better." He looked it over. "Ah good somehow you managed to not get a criminal record." He smiled with an expression that looked relieved. "That's good. I'll let Ironwood know you can attend."

"But it's so cold theeeerrreee." Yang groaned out.

"Miss Xiao Long. This is literally your last chance at becoming a huntress. You don't really have a choice at this point."

Yang grit her teeth and then finally let out a loud sigh. "Damn it fine. When do I leave? How much can I take?"

"You leave tomorrow. As for what you can take? I guess what you can gather?" Ozpin asked puzzled.

"Sweet, I'm gonna take my bike with me."

The man just sighed, not even gonna argue with her anymore. "I'll call Ironwood and let him know of your imminent arrival."

Author's Note:
No this is not a part of my Hunters: AU. This story is more like a proof of idea/concept type deal that I'll update whenever. When I feel like it type deal. Ultimately if someone else wanted to take this story up they can. I won't even be mad as this is something for me to write for fun. It's a comedy and ultimately I'm not gonna take it's story seriously. It's something for me to lay back and just relax and goof around with.

Chapter 0 for the first Hunters: book has been finished and looked over by Betas. I'm debating making a discord server where I can have the beta-chapters for you all to look at and notes over the universe. BUT I'm also debating making it available for $1 s or something. What do you all think? For now, I'll leave you all to enjoy this. Chapter 1 I'm gonna try and have done before the 29th for the release of Hunters: Cardinal of Death chapter 0. So that way I'm ahead of schedule. Till then I'll see you all around! Love you all so much~! PEACE!
~Cawme