John Cena
Beginning
John Cena was sitting on his bed in his green boxer briefs reading a book, he was planning on going to sleep except...
BOOOM!
John Cena panic and got out of his bed and look to see his window, nothing was there, he quickly ran to get his shorts on and went outside.
There was nothing out of the ordinary, he's shine a bright flashlight and there was still nothing.
John Cena really was confused but it was late and nothing seemed to be damaged, he went to the front yard and the same was there.
Since everything seemed to be fine he went back upstairs and go to sleep.
By morning
John Cena had got up and to a surprise he noticed a big bush, "that wasn't there before?"
John Cena went over to it to investigate, ripping the leaves off he noticed something big and orange.
"No way?! This has got to be a joke," John Cena said to himself as he grab and pull it out of the ground.
It was a large carrot, "how the heck is this possible!?"
John Cena was wondering how could something like this be possible and grow in his garden.
John Cena was thinking about it but then he felt his stomach grumble.
He didn't got the chance to have breakfast yet as he wanted to do a quick stretch outside and get some fresh air.
Looking at the carrot John Cena was left wondering what would this even taste like?
Left there wondering and left there with curiosity, John Cena decided to go back inside to get a knife and fork and give it a try.
Taking a piece off and biting into it, John Cena's eyes widen as this was the best thing he had ever tasted.
He threw his fork and knife away and just grab onto the carrot and started consuming it.
Gobbling it down until there was nothing left and John Cena was left sitting on his butt.
"My God that carrot makes me feel full!" John Cena said an excitement as he got back up and went inside.
He heard the door knock and to a surprise when he opened it, it was a surprise it was none other than his own father was coming up right behind them wearing his uniform.
"Son we need to talk, right away," John Cena's father said as they both came inside and needed to talk and hope it was not to late.
All sitting down to the table, John Cena was wondering why his father was here?
He thought to himself in his father be working at the military base right now?
Would be somewhere far away and busy with many other things.
It just made no sense for John Cena for his dad being here but it had to be something serious.
John Cena's had that questionable look as his father was a general and was wearing his uniform which definitely made no sense.
Why would he be wearing it here?
This didn't make any sense to John Cena still, but he would hear what his old man have to say and hope he would understand then.
"John Cena, I must know have there been anything growing your backyard? like to say a big carrot?" Jasper ask and John Cena nodded.
"Honestly yeah, I couldn't help but try it and... Wait how do you know about the big carrot in my backyard?" John Cena asked.
John Cena's father look shock an extremely worried as he started to yell, "son how much of it do you ate!?"
John Cena realize how worried his father sounded as he sounded like he was about to scream but trying to hold it in as he was trying to remain calm.
"I ate the whole thing, I was surprised how good it was," John Cena explained as Jasper and John Cena's old man both got up.
"Son you have to come with me now!" He told his son as he pick him up and got him outside into his car and they drive off.
"Now hold on wait what is going on!?" John Cena ask but they didn't answer as his father kept driving away from his home.
A few hours later
John Cena arrive at a top secret military base, "wait why did you brought me here?"
"Just come with us and let's hope it's not too late," his father told him as they all went in.
This made no sense to John Cena, what could he have possibly done to be brought here, what did that carrot had to do with anything? Why was no one giving him answers?
He was talking into a room and was ordered to sit down, a doctor came in and took a few scans.
When it was all done John Cena's father came back in, "is it too late? Is there a way you can remove it?"
"We cannot without the risk and it's too high but there is a way we can transport it out of him," the doctor said as they both quickly left and talk.
John Cena was left there wondering what the heck were they talking about as he still wanted answers.
When John Cena's father came back inside the room, "dad you have to explain to me what is going on?"
He finally nodded and sit down and explain everything, "all right let's begin."
John Cena was sitting there waiting for all of his answers.
"For the past few weeks me and my army have been experimenting with his new weapon that would take the form of a joint piece of food, it first takes the form of the missile and then we launch it however we accidentally misguided by a glitch that happened in our system, it somehow gotten into your yard, I decided to bring Jasper along as we both thought you wouldn't have eaten it but apparently we both are wrong about that," he explained but John Cena was still confused.
"I don't get it, what is this thing is exactly supposed to do to me? Is it poisonous? Am I going to die soon? What exactly is going to happen to me?" John Cena ask as there was no point of hiding it if he was already in a military base with no chance of escape if their plan was to keep him here for safety reasons or anything.
"We got here in time and we already put the medicine in you, believe me the doctors are a master of not letting you realize it, but no it's not poisonous but you would have died if we didn't got to you in time," he told John Cena but John Cena didn't know what exactly his father meant by that.
"If it's not poisonous then how would I die still, does it destroy something in my body that I need?" John Cena asked.
"Yes but not just one thing, you seen it's connected to your body now so it will not be digested and you would not be able to poop it out," he told John Cena and John Cena was a bit confused.
"How? that thing was massive, there's no way it could stay inside of me forever," John Cena said but his father shook his head.
"It was made to act like a system where it is completely organic but I fixed the human body in a completely number of ways, what would happen first is that it would connect somewhere into your intestine area and would remain there, releasing a bunch of healthy nutrients into your body to make it stronger but also go all the way up to your brain and reactivate your growth hormones, you would start growing bigger with every single piece of your body in seconds from your bones and everything else, events for your body would grow to the sides of a giant and I'm not exaggerating, it's literally made to make you grow that big but with your body at that size it would eventually program every single cell phone and muscle to make you...?" His father stopped talking as he looked worried what he was about to say.
"What would happen? What exactly happened to me?" John Cena ask as he had probably had already a few theories in his head.
"Your whole entire body would basically became a ticking time bomb and when it reached critical mass from your growth you would basically explode and there would be nothing left for you except a massive crater," he finally explained the full story and John Cena was in shock.
"So what's going to happen to me now? Is it safe with the medicine I now talk? Or what is going to happen if it doesn't really work?" John Cena ask.
"The medicine stops all the effects but it's still inside of you and cannot be taken out without taking a high risk of you exploding as we try to remove it but there is another way to and it's kind of a weird way but we had already made something for it," he explained and John Cena was listening.
"So what must it be? What exactly does I have to do?" John Cena ask as the sooner he gets his over with the sooner he can get back to his normal life.
"Basically we made a type of medicine that will allow you to come out of your body by your mouth but the only way to do that is by transporting it into someone else's body, it's basically a deep kiss," his father explained as John Cena was confused.
"So you basically mean transport it but why can't I just quickly open up my mouth wide and as it's about to come out I just puke it out then?" John Cena ask as it sounded like there was no big deal that came with this.
His father shook his head however and look at his son with saying serious look on his face, "no I'm being serious this is not a joke, John when it happens you and whoever that person may be would both have your lips completely sealed together and it will come out very fast and go into the other person and then that one will be the one to explode."
John Cena was surprised by all of this now that he knows fully and understood he didn't know what he had to do now.
He didn't actually want to go through doing something like that to anyone.
"Dad I can't bring myself to do anything like that," John Cena told him.