Waluigi was sitting on the toilet inside his house with a tablet in his hands, growling in anger as he found out his YouTube channel had been terminated. The screen read: "Your channel, WAAAAtchMojo has been terminated. Reason: Sexual content."
"My beautiful channel?! Banned for sexual content?! Baloney! How would the official YouTube team like it if I came to their office and banned their channels for sexual content?! No matter, I'll make a new channel and get all of my lost subscribers back in nothing flat!" Waluigi declared.
Sometime later, Kamek was sitting on the toilet himself, scrolling through his phone when he got a message from Waluigi's new YouTube channel, TheAngryWaluigiShow. The message read: "Hey, you old geezer! Mind giving me some feedback on my latest video? I could use it to improve my content! – Waluigi"
Kamek sighed. "Why not? I'm already on the toilet, so if this video scares the shit out of me, no pun intended, I'll be fine." The old Magikoopa spoke to himself as he tapped on the video included with the message, which was titled "Waluigi Stabs 'Shroomboy (Prank)".
The video started out with Toadbert and Toadiko arriving at Waluigi's house, with Toadbert and Toadiko making fun of Waluigi before Waluigi proceeded to "stab" Toadbert in his left hand, causing Toadiko to scream in shock and anger at Waluigi, telling him she would be calling the cops on him, before the channel was terminated mid-video.
The screen read: "This channel has been terminated. Reason: Domestic violence."
Kamek blinked for a moment. "Only one thing to say to that." He said before proceeding to drop a log into the toilet bowl. "Yeah, enough said." He added before putting his phone away and preparing to get off the toilet.
Meanwhile, Birdo also discovered that her YouTube channel was terminated, and she was scowling at the screen of her laptop. The screen read: "Your channel, Birdo Minaj has been terminated. Reason: Making our ears bleed."
"Oh, hell no!" Birdo exclaimed with a great amount of attitude. "Guess I'll just have to make myself another YouTube channel and get all of my subscribers back!" She declared as she got up from the bed she was sitting on.
Sometime later, Kamek was at a grocery store in Dark Land waiting in line at the cash register when he got a message on his phone. Pulling out his phone, the old Magikoopa discovered he had received a message from Birdo's new YouTube channel, Birdomassacre. The message read: "Wassup, old timer? Mind checking out my new video, given that you love watching stuff from new YouTubers? – Birdo"
Kamek looked at how long the line for the cash register was before shrugging. "Sure, why not? Anything to pass the time while I wait for this line to thin out." He said before grabbing his earbuds, put them in, connected them to his phone and tapped on the video included with the video, which was titled "Transformers (Famicom) – Angry Video Game Birdo (Episode 1)".
The video depicted Birdo sitting on a couch wearing a pair of glasses and a short sleeved white dress shirt with pens tucked away into the shirt pocket. She was also holding the cartridge for the Nintendo Famicom game "Transformers: Convoy no Nazo".
"No degeneracy is low enough to satisfy the shit seeking gamer who decides to play Transformers: Mystery of Optimus Prime on the Famicom." Birdo spoke before taking a deep breath. "We know most games on Famicom and NES are geared towards young girls, so here's one for the boys. As an adult female, why would I ever wanna play this? Because I'm pathetic, and I'm asking for hell!" Birdo continued to speak before inserting the cartridge into the Famicom.
"As I said, the game's title translates to "Mystery of Optimus Prime", and that sums it up perfectly. It's a mystery why Optimus Prime isn't in this game. Instead, it's Ultra Magnus. If you actually manage to beat the game and collect all the letters, you can become Rodimus Prime. But the only difference is the color scheme on the character, so what's the point? They should've made Rodimus the second player, much like Luigi is to Mario in Super Mario Bros.. Instead, you play as Ultra Magnus on both the first and second player's turn." Birdo began to explain, with Kamek growing impatient and skipping forward into the video.
"There's absolutely no fucking around with this game, so we gotta get serious. Are you familiar with Billy Mitchell, world video game champion? He could probably do it, so I gotta find a way to harness his power. And I believe I've found a way." Birdo spoke before holding up a bottle of hot sauce.
"This is Billy Mitchell's hot sauce. Want something that'll kick you in the ass and heighten your senses? This'll do it." Birdo said before she proceeded to drink the hot sauce and coughing from the extreme heat, to the point where she started choking, after which she dropped to the ground with her eyes crossed out. The channel was then terminated.
The screen read: "This channel has been terminated. Reason: Copyright infringement and promoting choking hazards."
Kamek sighed in annoyance as he took out his earbuds again and put away his phone. "Well, back to waiting for the line to thin out for me." The old Magikoopa muttered as he continued awaiting his turn at the checkout.