Total Drama X: Ultimate Islands!
Episode 31: Some Spicy Disgust
With Azula and Muscle Man gone, some dynamics change the whole island's game with their lack of presence and with other's implications of the alliances that are currently going on right now!
Sure, Lowain and Yumeko don't need a restraining order, but that doesn't mean Azula's former alliance is toothless now and that the Comeback Alliance is staying strong!
Though the challenge may change some minds!
G-man 2.0: Good times were had by both. Still have no idea how he's going to survive the rest of 'em, though and Pinstripe is on the prowl for ways to not be a villain.
Memeking: RIP Azula's run in this universe. She ain't going to be back for more since this is post last episode of Avatar
MidnightSavvy...
...Something tells me that I need to update the older parts of my fic.
"Last time on Total Drama: Ultimate Islands, the Boney Island campers finally got to explore the wildlife and fauna of this probably cursed island! It kinda counted as an cryptid hunt and these guys had to team up in groups of three and a group of two! Turns out some of our great players kinda suck in those kinds of teams! In the end, Pit, Sokka, Lowain, Joseph, Nobara and Yumeko all snagged immunity through taking a lot of pictures of weird animals!"
The actual challenge was also shown.
"And the rest of them had to deal with the campfire! Though there was no twist, Crimson and Muscle Man kinda got eliminated as expected, but how did Azula get sent on the Sling-Yacht? Probably almost nobody liking her!"
The eliminations were shown.
"Nobody's going to like the stuff that's going to happen today and it's going to hurt real bad...not to me because I'm always hosting those kinds of hunger-curing challenges on TOTAL DRAMA: ULTIMATE ISLAND!"
Lowain and Yumeko were having an odd makeout session in the cafeteria that no-one wanted to see, as Pit and Miko slid towards the opposite side of the table and...
...no-one said that they betrayed Azula, just that everyone else wanted her gone.
"Finally, you and me can be the baes of the game!" Lowain shouted.
"That is true!" Yumeko said. "So, who might want to be careful of the two of us?"
Reg shrugged.
"Yeah, you're right, little robo!"
"But he didn't say anything."
*Reg's confessional*
The robot kid looked displeased.
"Considering that Azula got eliminated because she was super evil, I don't know if loving one of the bad guys wouldn't be a problem? I'm just going to try and survive as long as possible because there's a whole lot of game happening here!"
*Confessional cut*
Reg was a bit disgusted at the sixth kiss of the morning, but he wasn't mad and he was the last one to get up once he got done eating a smaller portion of whatever Chef cooked up.
Which was barely anything.
Lowain was looking around the entire place for the former alliance, as Yumeko happily saw her alliance partners look like she did something crazy (as per usual), but that they saw something.
"So, do you want to be back in the alliance?" Yumeko whispered to Lowain.
"Uh, yeah!" Lowain shouted.
The couple left the building with the somewhat unfinished dinner, as the other two wondered something and Sokka was smiling at his fortunes for obvious reasons.
He wondered how far he realistically go with his overpowered rivals probably ready to beat down an sexy Water tribesman (his words, not mine) and he saw his two fellow players casually sit down.
"Heavy, got any game advice?" Sokka asked. "I swear half of these guys could probably invade a country on their own without trouble."
"They could do that, yes, but they can lose! Don't need advice!" Heavy unhelpfully answered. "You have boomerang and sword, good enough for this Total Drama!"
"How am I going to do that!"
"...Don't care!"
Joseph Joestar was working his epic Hamon trick, shooting a fork towards someone random that was about to have a questionable time with their fork-on-a-plate special.
Pit just took it out of the plate.
"Thanks, JoJo!" Pit shouted.
"Hahaha, don't mention it." Joseph warned him. "Wait, why JoJo?"
"Because it's really funny, I'm going to beat you easily with this terrible food and because of your name!"
"Not the first time that someone called me JoJo!" Joseph smirked, almost ready to dare him. "Whenever the challenge is, I'm ready for it!"
*Nicole's confessional*
"Well, it's time to be alliance leader, Nicole! Just think about what a proper alliance leader needs at this point in this game! Which should not be that hard, Heather did it, Noah did it and other people did it!" She shouted to herself. "Besides, Lowain and Yumeko both understand the strategy game!"
*Sokka's confessional*
This guy didn't really have an evil smile, moreso a content one.
"Finally, now that Azula's out of the game, I have a shot of winning the money and helping the South Pole because it's a little lacking in stuff to do and we've gotta fight together to win!" Sokka declared. "Me, Joseph and Heavy are going all of the way to the final six with some good planning!"
*Confessional cut*
Bayonetta, Yumeko, Nicole, Nobara and Lowain were a quarter of the cast and they knew that when they hung out in an abadoned confessional area that still protected them.
It was also lunch time.
"No way, we're still here! I mean you could've not voted off Muscle Man, but it had to be done." Nobara said. "He smelled terrible anways."
"Bruh, that ain't a good reason to vote off anyone especially this deep into this game with too many fellas!" Lowain lightly scolded her. "Besides..."
The other four ladies gave him some incredulous looks.
"...someone else should have been voted just for numbers!"
"True, so how about we get Sokka on board? He has been shouting about going to the final six since Azula left and it's not impossible. Even if he is an bit of an idiot." Bayonetta casually laid it out, as Yumeko and Nicole both sighed. "What is it?"
"Great plan actually, but he's not a bit of an idiot." Nicole said. "He did have an alliance after all before that kinda disappeared."
"...I doubt that it disappeared, just change into a rather friendly group of boys." Bayonetta said.
"If we get him and Joseph, we might have a problem with those guys around!" Nobara shouted. "What happened to the last alliance of seven?"
"It broke because all of them are douchebags, half of them really big ones at that!" Lowain said. "We're not d-bags, we're just a bunch of badasses!"
"After yesterday, that's technically true." Bayonetta said.
Nobara nodded, sure that she could ace it in the challenge that was-
"Campers, it is challenge time! Meet me back at the same cafeteria really soon! Because you might not want to see this!"
-about to happen and whatever that challenge was sneaked up on them with a horrible issue.
The alliance of five that had lasted the longest and was a culmination of the game that was up to this game were about to experience a modern classic.
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The 20 campers were in a totally different cafeteria, which was mostly down to the table cloths seperated by former teams, a hidden banner and a massive fricking wheel that was coloured by table.
And it was 2pm.
"Aw yeah, wonder what epic challenge we're gonna do today!" Miko shouted.
"I, for one, do not know why you're so happy about these challenges! Did you see that pterodactyl?" Nicole questioned her.
"Yeah, dude! Wish I could've fought that with my bird!"
Miko wanted to say her Glitch Tech gear, but Phil would've taken her off immediately and Mitch wouldn't her live it down.
"How's an ostrich-"
No more time for questions, since Chef and Chris were both in some chef outfits and some people kept quiet because they had been a small town of people two months ago and others...
...like Squirrel Girl basically stuck her hand up.
"Hello, campers, you guys were a whole bunch of people that I tried remembering two months ago and somehow did it all and today, the 20 of you are some of the toughest cookies that made it through! Some of you have survived through raw grit and determination, some of you used your heads to devise kinda evil strategies and some of you are plain lucky!"
Lowain grinned, leaning his stool backwards, as Yumeko did the same smile.
"Regardless, I bet you people haven't had your tastebuds messed up enough with all of Chef Hatchet's good eats, dudes and dudettes! I bet you think you guys are going to get an easy one with a return of a classic challenge!"
Tanjiro, unsurprisingly, was trying to not vomit.
"Nope, because as you can see Chef's cooking brunch of you guys! Or it would be, but the other chefs didn't get it!" Chris shouted, watching Lowain's friends duck. "But it's not the lunch you expect, but only the best lunch! It's the Lunch of Disgustingness!"
The banner revealed itself and showed an hastily drawn L on the first word.
"With a twist of sorts! Chef's cooking spicy food, he's got weird-tasting cuisine and of course, he brings the disgustingness that will make people hurl! Survive until you either vomit or don't want to eat anymore!"
Ochako Uraraka smelt something terrible, as Tanjiro Kamado was displeased with the smells already.
"As some people would say let him cook and it'll come! Top four gets immunity, first place gets a special prize and the classic second vote!"
These two toughened up, as Tanjiro blew smoke out of his nostril and Uraraka was looking at the other players.
*Mai Shiranui's confessional*
She was looking at the camera.
"Yuri said that this would be toughest challenge to be a lady in and King said that I wouldn't last three rounds in here! Well, you two aren't here, so I want to say that proving you both wrong should be not hard!" She boasted. "...The three rounds one, not the lady-like one."
*Yumeko Jabami's confessional*
She smiled, happy to reminice about her school experience.
"So...I have experience with spicy food of sorts! You know, I had this one part of a gamble that was essentially having a poker face with spicy macarons! It was very hard to tell, but this challenge is nothing like that!"
And then she grinned with malicious intent.
"Something tells me that there might be a gambling twist."
*Confessional cut*
All twenty of them were watching the wheel go round and round, each third of the wheel randomly selected to be either spicy, disgusting or bad-tasting and Pit was watching it go around.
It then landed on round 1's spicy coloured dish.
"Goddamn, this must be an awesome dish!" Joseph shouted. "You just try and mess with the JoJo!"
"You beat vampires, calm down, it's really cool." Reg said. "Worry about the food first!"
"Listen, I'm not worried about the food!" Joseph bragged.
"That's fine."
Whatever that spicy-colour was showed that the food was rather wacky.
Chris and Chef were chuckling at the possiblities of the mad food and the contestants wisely ignored it knowing that this shit was going to be some kind of unholy combo.
"Realistically speaking, I'm going to love watching this! That's all I'm going to say because I'm totally not betting against the chef dudes!" Chris announced. "Chef, the honours?"
"Yep."
Joseph and Reg were sat around in the same area and sat first hand some of the diciest tacos in terms of quality and spiciness, mostly because this was Total Drama.
Squirrel Girl looked at them like they knew what they expected.
"Sometimes, you've gotta take from other countries what they really cared about...like food! Here's some mean tacos, mixed with some peppers that I forgot the name of annnnnd sand!" Chef said. "The sand makes it real crunchy and the pepper completes it!"
"Spicy sand tacos?!" Doreen screamed. "...That doesn't even sound that bad."
"Chris' ability to surprise is probably second to his love of messed up challenges and I've tasted worse." Sandy remarked. "Texas is a spicy country, you know."
"Second to Canadians!"
*Scott's confessional*
"I did not know that girls are that patriotic! Either that or they're intimidated by my feats of beating seven evil exes!" He bragged. "Sand tacos, doesn't even sound that bad!"
*Confessional cut*
The twenty of 'em got to eating because there was nothin' else to do, regardless.
"Okay, Chef, maybe we got off to the wrong foot, but this stuff is...something." Sokka was taking a bite like it was easy.
He was out of words to say, his heat receptors going off and Pit ate it easily.
"You know what, maybe no-one appreciate floor ice creams enough-"
Pit had to more say, but he ended up trying to hold down those stacos, choking on the heat and the sand.
Sokka, Miko and Joseph were the trio that were watching their fellow boy swallow it down, as they all looked at their own food with hesitation.
Unsurprisingly, Tanjiro ate it and it activated his Hinokami Kagura, breathing some fire out of his mouth and wowing Ochako Uraraka, who ate her taco with...
...a lot of trouble, repeatedly taking several breaths to douse the heat and then the sand attacked and Ochako Uraraka swallowed it.
"Wow, that was spicy and terrible!" Uraraka complained.
Miko ate it with a few screams, but that was expected and Joseph used his Hamon to make sure that he'd win and Sokka coughed from the heat and then spat out the taco.
"Ouch, Sokka's eliminated through that cough and oh, Nicole also couldn't take it!" Chris announced, seeing that someone was trying to keep it down. "Yumeko looks like she's about to blow!"
Yumeko got completely thrown off by the sand, as Lowain looked at her expression of plain disgust with interest.
"Babe, it's just a spicy sand taco with stuff in there! It's just wack, nothing more!" Lowain shouted. "...Yumi, tell your stomach to chill!"
"I'm trying my hardest." Yumeko spoke in a raspy fashion.
Finally, Yumeko made it through the first round, though it was capped off with Nobara's upchucking of the sandy taco.
"And finally, Nobara doesn't make it! Dang, three strong players out in the first round and Chef hasn't even tried to make it disgusting yet!"
Sokka regretted his decisions, Nicole looked towards Bayonetta, who wiped off the sand and Nobara was pissed, all of them getting pulled out of the room by an regretful blonde Nen user, who found nothing much.
*Bayonetta's confessional*
The witch shrugged.
"I'm baffled that I have to rely on Lowain because he should be out considering that he cooks for a living with the his two brothers in the kitchen. Well, Dante, I'm ready for your move!"
*Confessional cut*
"Second round, guys and we let Chef cook some more and oh, you wouldn't like it! Somebody spin the wheel, dude."
Dante span it ridiculously fast with his two fingers and he landed on the space of disgust.
"Nice, Dante, you're ready for the classic disgusting foods?"
"Are you ready to see me win?" Dante asked.
Dante sat back down with the 16 others that had a chance of getting top 5 and maybe even winning and he saw something that had a bit of a comeback in Chef's eyes.
"Trust me, it's a classic! You ever wanted something from a cow or a bull that kinda tastes like meatball, but it ain't really meatballs at all?"
Dante was sitting easy in his seats, as Bayonetta moved right next to him and they were looking at each other.
"Yeah, it's from the bull's...downstairs area. Real meaty balls, if you will!"
The two of them got the implication, but Pit was way slower on the uptake and ate them with...a scrunched up face.
"This tastes real bad! Uh, I swear this looks familiar in a bad way!" Pit said, having his fourth one.
"You can't be serious! It tastes nice!" Miko shouted, motivated to eat them testes.
Pit taste his fifth and final one.
"No, it doesn't!"
The rest of them did okay, minus a few standout potential vomiters.
Tanjiro Kamado was trying to not vomit, as Uraraka looked at him with surprise and these two still shared the same table.
*Uraraka's confessional*
The hero in training looked mad.
"This guy kinda won a whole lot of challenges and everyone like him, so I wondered that he would have a bad challenge one day! Wasn't expecting him eat the cows testicles, though."
*Confessional cut*
Tanjiro ate them all and no-one upchucked them-
-oh wait, Yumeko only lasted one round more and also, Reg looked at the rest of the testicles and decided to power through it.
"Oh no, Yumeko's out! Unsurprisingly!"
"Yeah, it's not surprising! She's just a rich girl." Pinstripe remarked. "Me, I'm a little different!"
Half of the remaining contestants were feeling their stomachs fighting against them, but they were here for the third round, which was a little savoury in a bad way.
There wasn't any wheel, just a jar of technically not Marmite that had more mysteries that an Mystery Incorporated episode.
"Third round and you're gonna test a little something! It tastes great, unless you know what's made of!"
Chef chuckled to himself, as Reg ate a part thing without issue and didn't want to ask about what he put in there.
"So, what's it made of!" Miko dared to ask.
"A bunch of bugs that I found around this place! For the record, they actually taste great!"
And Chef still chuckled, as Reg took it down.
"I don't think it does." Reg said. "It doesn't taste horrible!"
The robot kid ate it slowly, almost instinctively cringing and Miko and Pit ate it, trying to forget that it was just some bugs mashed into bootleg Marmite and some others did so with eyes on the other competitors.
That being said, it tasted quite a bit better than anything today which meant that almost nobody dropped out today, well almost nobody.
"Well, that was disgustingly fine. But you could do much worse." Bayonetta leered at Dante.
"Yeah, don't listen to her. It's solid-"
Dante may have wanted to finish that sentence, but Scott Pilgrim finished that sentence and he got the Comeback Alliance squinting at his own perfomance of vomiting quite a distance.
Mostly because Sandy wasn't willing to have vomit on her fur.
*Sandy's confessional*
The squirrel scientist wasn't surprised.
"I'm gonna give it to Mr. Reigen! He's an obvious charlatan, but he can really dish it out and trust me, he did so back at Playa Del Losers! Scott Pilgrim...pretty much got here because he ain't an obvious target!" Sandy stated. "And because he didn't vomit on my back!"
*Confessional cut*
"Oh and Scott Pilgrim is eliminated along with-"
Tanjiro's stomach had enough, even if her mind was trying to shout Rengoku quotes ad infinitum towards it and his breaths were...wacked out.
"-Tanjiro Kamado! A real surprise!"
"It's not really a surprise, bugs brings back memories of demons." Tanjiro said. "Besides Dante and maybe that Coachman, all of them eat people and don't like sunlight!"
"Shut up, Tanjiro, you're out! Also, those are still vampires."
Sandy and Reigen fist-bumped each other, having a challenge beast out of the game and Lowain scratched his forehead at seeing who was eliminated in this round.
Tanjiro walked out of the room along with Scott.
"Are vampires demons-"
"No way, dude!" Dante shouted. "I fight a lot of 'em."
The fourth round involved a little bit of Bayonetta spinning the wheel quite simply and it landed on another disgusting food that was a bit of a classic in the Total Drama space.
"Don't worry, it's just soup with a little bit of those animals that you might not want to know about!" Chris announced. "But ask if you're willing to!"
Uraraka sniffed instantly and her face shrivelled up.
"Oh, it's got some kind of smell! An evil smell!" Uraraka shouted.
"Look, I definitely disagree with ya, but it's real close!" Sandy complained.
Reg shrugged, right before taking the smell and instantly regretting it, as even a robot recognised that some supervillain made it.
That being said with the soup, there was a whole bunch of random animals in there and no-one wanted to ask except for Miko, who drunk it for ten seconds and then asked.
"What's the dang soup?!" Miko exclaimed.
"...It doesn't have bats in there, if that's what you're asking! Got a little bit of an eagle in here." Chef said. "Made it extra special!"
Miko ended getting up the eagle in her mouth and that was it for her.
"Yeah, I could do this-" Miko upchucked some soup. "-all day!"
"Hahaha, you wish you could, Miko!"
"Darn! Pit, kick some major butt for me!" Miko shouted, throwing up a bit more soup.
Pit was already done with it, almost ignorant of Miko's rallying call.
That being nearly everyone else just dealt with the soup with a lot of struggle, none moreso than Reg and Sandy for the same exact reason thanks to one thing.
"SQUIRRELS!"
Sandy instantly vomited, seeing Chef's grin and Reg pushed the soup away instantly because of that same reason.
"Wow, you two have no reason to be evil!" Reg said.
"Okay, that makes you out, Reg and Sandy!"
The soup at least stunned all of them, even if only three more people left.
Dante, Uraraka, Reigen, Bayonetta, Lowain, Heavy (Mikhail), Joseph, Pinstripe, Squirrel Girl and Mai Shiranui were the ten people that survived the first four rounds of this disgusting lunch (thanks to the cooking bros' miscommunication) and Chef just laughed when Heavy landed on the disgusting part of the wheel.
"Man, the ten of you are tough as you are stupid!"
Lowain was going to open his mouth, but then Joseph just slapped his face.
"Joseph, you think I'm stupid, right?" Lowain accused. "You think I'm a dumdum."
"Yeah. Bring on the eats-"
Joseph then saw the kinda green crab claw that had something growing on the claw itself and Lowain was plain infuriated by the existence of the green claw.
"-You're gonna hurt somebody with this food, man!"
"I can't believe that you're complaining about the Boney Crab Claw! Specially cooked to not give you disease." Chef grinned.
Some people knew that it was cooked to make you vomit and damn, it was doing just that on the first bite and swallow.
"Heh, this is nothing! I have eaten worse." Heavy proclaimed, taking a bite out of the claw. "American man, you're fine."
Joseph was completely silent as he kept on eating the claw.
"The next thing you're going to say is-"
"That claw was terrible!" The two of them said together.
Heavy was shocked, as Joseph smirked with his Hamon usage.
*Joseph's confessional*
"Now I read him like a book! I'm glad that my Hamon's kicking in! I would've vomited a long time ago if not for that!" Joseph grinned. "Someone's probably should have figured that out."
*Confessional cut*
"How does anyone-"
Mai was the first one to drop, predictably, vomiting with ease and intent towards Bayonetta's feet and the witch was both angered and confused at why she did that.
Dante then burped towards the disgusted witch, picking up what she's putting down.
"Wow, you two are disgusting in the way you're trying to get me eliminated. Don't worry-"
Bayonetta pushed the claw away, noticing that the claw still grew.
"-I'd rather cut my losses than die from some military chef's poor cooking."
"Finally, somone recognises my background and of course, she quits! Pinstripe's going under the table!"
Pinstripe was knocked the fuck out with a droped claw.
"And he is out! Mai, Pinstripe and Bayonetta, get outta here!"
Squirrel Girl was shooting her vomit at random.
Lowain, Joseph, Dante, Uraraka, Squirrel Girl, Heavy and Reigen were the seven people that survived round 5 and leapt right into round 6 and this time, it was a little bit different.
Mostly because it was a stupid hot slice of fly-covered meat, the flies somehow being added to the whole she-bang.
"Gonna be honest, I have no idea where the flies came from! I know that I put bird's eye chill in here, so be prepared for some real heat." Chef's grin never faded. "Definitely."
"Chili flies?!" Lowain shouted. "Bruh, this island has some crazy flies, bro!"
"Just ignore it, it doesn't even hurt that bad!" Reigen said. "I think-"
These two ate the meat and immediately sensed the heat, these two were a little bit woozy from the heat and to avoid getting more...woozied? they ate them quickly.
It was a bad idea, as Ochako Uraraka looked more than prepared with the definitely milk on that was on her table and Dante knew that touching that stuff was another bad idea.
Either way, they both made it with simulteanous disgust and incredible heat smashing their senses into a paste of victory...along with Heavy, who took deep breaths.
"Ow, only hurt a bit." Heavy said.
Lowain ran out of the room almost blindly, as Reigen Arataka was down for the count.
"Too bad, Lowain and Reigen are eliminated and someone else might get eliminated at the moment and-Squirrel Girl survives...sort of."
Squirrel Girl was stunned.
*Squirrel Girl's confessional*
The chill was kicking in.
"Okay, so, there's always something to this! Apparently, it's a lot of heat units...and stupid...and I think my brain broke." She stated. "...Monkey Joe, I swear I was going to say these foods are getting worse!"
Monkey Joe chirped like he meant it.
*Confessional cut*
Two women and three men were about to go through some more spicy stuff, as it was a distinctly hot soup that smelled like danger to some people.
"You five have immunity, like any challenge, the winner gets a special prize! Besides, Chef still has a lot of recipes!"
Chef put down the bowls agressively.
"Round six! More hot stuff! More habaneros AKA the Red savina habanero! I smelled it once and knew that I couldn't improve on perfection...so I put it in a soup!"
"Yeah, I heard of that! Could've tried harder."
Dante took a swig of that and he took it...
Yeah, he took it badly.
"THIS GOT CRAZIER!"
Dante saw first hand Ochako Uraraka drinking a little too fast and ending with her stomach breaking unde the pressure, so the demon hunter took it a bit slow.
"Uraraka's out of the game and so is Joseph!" Chris announced. "Maybe it'll scare the other people!"
Joseph had definitely had enough, putting down the bowl and slammed it down, as his forfeit was announced and more importantly, Heavy, Dante and Squirrel Girl survived.
"Finally, being independent of an alliance worked out! Haha, bring it on!" Squirrel Girl said.
"Now..."
Dante clicked his fingers.
"...this is getting crazy!"
"Round seven!"
Squirrel Girl spun the wheel and landed on a disgusting space.
"Cooked a sandal!"
All three ate them, regardless.
"Round eight!"
It was roadkill...squirrel roadkill.
"Nope nope nope nope! This is too crazy!"
Squirrel Girl shouted this, as she left the building.
"Oh yeah, we're down to our final two! One of them will gain a prize!"
Dante and Heavy stared at each other.
"Also, have everyone come in here once again! They would want to see this!"
The sun was setting, the birds weren't chirping and all of the other contestants were a little shocked from how Heavy survived the challenge, but they didn't care that much.
"Holy shit, he's really not playing around anymore!" Joseph praised. "Beat that demon hunter heavy!"
"Let's go, Heavy!" Sokka cheered.
"Get them, Mikhail!"
Everyone looked at Reg.
"I'm cheering for my old teammate!"
*Heavy's confessional*
The big Russian man was struggling with all of that shit down there.
"White-haired cowboy doesn't know struggle of living in Soviet Russia or having to beat those RED people." Heavy said. "This was like cake except it tastes bad."
*Dante's confessional*
The demon hunter grinned.
"I've fought annoying guys stronger than him and there's just no way that this guy's stomach handled all of that really easily. What part of Russia this guy from? And more importantly, how does this guy keep on dying and reviving?" Dante asked. "I gotta know!"
*Confessional cut*
"Round eight!"
Whatever kind of steak it was, it was definitely from Boney Island.
These two slowly ate it and bore smiles on their faces.
"Round nine!"
Expired kimchi, which smelt of something unholy.
Luckily for these two, they'd seen more unholy stuff and it tasted very okay.
"Round ten."
A whole sandal with mayonnise on it.
"Best tasting thing all day."
Yeah, Heavy got punched for that.
"Round eleven."
More technically edible stuff, as said ice cream was covered with all of the left over worms and other stuff that Chef could put in.
Heavy and Dante really liked it.
"Round twelve, Chef, you got something?"
Ghost peppers?
Aside from "AAAAAAA" being heard from both of the contestants, they both somehow passed and they were blasted out of their minds on bad food.
"Round thirteen, dude. How are you guys still doing this? I'd thought that one of you would drop by now." Chris said, annoyed at the duo's persistence. "Listen, I got a tiebreaker, one of you wins something, this challenge's over."
"Y'all should have stopped. I learned a lot about you people and I hope y'all hate it with your hearts!"
Chef Hatchet dropped a decent plate of some of the worst of the heat and the worst of disgusting on the plates of the final two.
"Buddy, I hate it already!" Dante proclaimed. "Mikhail, I hope that your muscles mean nothing for your stomach!"
"Ghost pepper mean nothing!" Heavy shouted, still in a chill daze. "What of stuff."
"The world's worst gumbo, which took a lot of effort." Chef answered. "Whoever has more finished wins...whatever Chris has!"
Chris McLean was anticipating the showdown between the beefy Russian man who was in an unspoken alliance and the demon hunter who left his alliance through morals alone.
It was kinda on, as Heavy was eating whatever he got and felt a lot of things and Dante was taking it slow, owing to being that bit more full.
"Dante, get the Ruskie's butt!" Pinstripe shouted.
"Ignore the mobster and beat Dante, Heavy!" Joseph proclaimed.
The two guys who probably would inhabit the same square of Manhattan, glared at each other, as Heavy was beating Dante in the game of potentially deadly gumbo.
"It's so unfair how Heavy's pushing through the pain, giving no time for Dante to show that pain!"
Dante was dazed as all hell, but he ate it through it with determination, grit and a bunch of red orbs.
Heavy may have been tired and something kicked in for the big man, his face sweatys, arms, his whole body now feeling like Russian spaghetti that still ate through it.
"Nevermind, this challenge is awesome now!"
"Chris, it's not-"
Chris' glare stopped Sokka from finished and also didn't stop Heavy from finishing it off.
"And we have a winner in Heavy Weapons Guy AKA Mikhail AKA brings home his victory! His prize...immunity in the next episode, which trust me, you need!"
Heavy screamed in heat.
"Dudes, you've had a good meal." Chris said. "But Dante, you're still safe for today! Uraraka, Squirrel Girl and Joseph Joestar
*Heavy's confessional*
He laughed through the heat problems.
"Hold on, next episode has challenge. What is he talking about? Am I too strong for this season." Mikhail boasted. "So, give me some money now. Sasha needs the money to fire."
*Pit's confessional*
The angel wasn't even mad.,
"Palutena, please tell me that the next episode isn't the episode where Leshawna got eliminated in!"
He listened to apparently nothing.
"Wow, that is quite rough! At least I can't be eliminated tonight!"
*Pinstripe's confessional*
The mobster sighed.
"Hopefully, I get to fuck over Yumeko because she's the reason why I'm out of that alliance and also the reason why I'm on the outside of this game! She's just too powerful to leave behind!"
*Confessional cut*
Out of the twenty people that sat on that campfire, fifteen of them were unsure about their position within the game, especially since some of them sensed the next episode would be different.
"20 campers, one of you gained double immunity and four of you have immunity for today, the vote today was really interesting! Two of you will be eliminated today...since the competition's only getting tougher!"
Reigen, Sandy and Scott were all sitting together, nervous about their alliance.
"You know, I'm going to love this!"
Pit and Miko sat tight, as Lowain looked at Yumeko with a nervous smile.
"Since this episode needs to get wrapped quickly, I'm going to say whoever is announced is out of the game! It's almost merciful from me! Almost!"
Chris' laugh reverbarated throughout the camp, as all but the most sense-broken were sure that their time was going to be wasted.
"And, well..."
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"-and be a good dude!"
Pinstripe Potoroo was understandably piseed, seeing an obvious alliance that hung out around Lowain and thinking about why he couldn't really see it.
"Sorry, Yumeko-"
Yumeko got up in shock, before she heard
"-you're going to have to watch Pinstripe get eliminated!"
She was back on that stump, as Lowain smirked at Pinstripe.
"Hold the hell on, they're in this together with some other people! They're definitely part of an alliance!" He complained. "Y'all got played!"
"Yeah, how did Yumeko not get sent home?" Dante asked.
"Campers, campers, you don't know if it is her!"
Yumeko didn't look surprised at his time wasting.
"The second camper eliminated is..."
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"...someone..."
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"...who doesn't..."
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"...to survive elimination!"
"Stop wasting time and tell people who got eliminated!" Bayonetta shouted. "Must be somebody like Mai."
Chris suddenly got ridiculously angry out of nowhere, as he deeply sighed to deal with that guess.
"Mai Shiranui, a lot of people apparently wanted you gone! Must be too strong or something!"
"What do you mean...too strong?" Mai inquired. "I think there's bigger problems in...whatever alliance they're in."
Both of the eliminated players figured out there was alliances and the rest of the campers figured out that there was some alliance-ing going on, but that was not for today.
"Mai and Pinstripe, just get out of here!"
Chris McLean was motivated by two things.
Ratings, pain and Chef Hatchet, who was definitely not getting paid enough and also just a man.
"Every elimination today was a big one to someone in the fabric of reality! I could care less, because today we all had a good time watching the strongest people get wrecked by food!"
He had a big laugh, as the two eliminated contestants that were offended at their lack of goodbye speech.
"You know, I've got more pain, more drama and more legally possible stuff on TOTAL DRAMA: ULTIMATE ISLANDS!"
To be continued in Episode 32, where the goings on of all of the eliminated contestants that had happened since the first special is revealed and I do mean, ALL of them!
It's kinda like that one episode with Leshawna's elimination except way less bullshit and more importantly, much more interesting, mostly thanks to the two eliminations of this episode!
And also, the fact that almost all of the campers were watching this season in real time!
Pinstripe Potoroo is one of those guys where his redemption ain't necessarily here yet, so he left the game as an bit of a scumbag thanks to being friends with that guy and not to mention, he was still playing a shady game! He would've gone out at the final 14, regardless.
Mai Shiranui too strong, lmao, that's literally it! Survivor fans rejoice (mostly Norbert) and well, the classic adage of being too fast and too strong kicked in for her, since two out of the alliances voted her!
The Comeback Alliance and The new main alliance (with no name) voted for her and the unspoken alliance of Sokka, Joseph, Reg and Heavy didn't really do that!
i.e. Tanjiro, Dante, Uraraka, Pit, Miko and Squirrel Girl are the only ones not in an alliance, official or otherwise that are still in the game...in essence.