I'm finally back in! Look. I lost access to the email address for this account and lost all motivation and couldn't bring myself to start over. Fast forward however many years and I found an old ipod that I had fixed and was able to get back in! It's a long time coming but I think I'm going to rewrite this and update it. Sorry this isn't a chapter, but when I have one ready I'll replace this. I honestly can't believe I'm even coming back to this, but here we are.