'I fucking hate Serena. What a bitch!' Misty snapped.

'She is a crazy stalker. I'm so happy that we are on longer friends,' Ash agreed.

'She's a creep, she's a weirdo,' Misty sang to the melody of Radiohead's song Creep.

'That reminds me of another episode about a creep,' Ash giggled. The raven-haired man put a videotape in the VHS player.

2012 - 'My girlfriend used a threesome as an excuse to shag her friend'

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted, while the talk show host entered the stage in the television studio.

'Hello, welcome to the show. Today's guest has a story that will show us that we should be careful what we wish for. Please welcome Brock to our show,' Jerry said.

'Hi Jerry,' Brock said.

'Hello Brock. Why are you here?' Jerry asked.

'I have a girlfriend, Whitney. She is the Gym Leader of Goldenrod City. She is so sexy! Her Miltank may have udders, but Whitney has some of the nicest udders I've ever seen!' The perverted man started blushing.

'That's great to hear, but why are you here?' Jerry asked.

'Well, you know how a threesome with two women is every heterosexual man's ultimate fantasy?' Brock asked.

'I didn't know that. I always preferred foursomes with three women,' Jerry joked.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

'Anyways, when Whitney and I started dating, she said that threesomes were not her thing. However, last month, she suddenly said that she wanted to try it,' Brock said. 'She suggested that her friend Erika would be the third person. Erika is hot, so of course I didn't decline Whitney's offer. I used to date Erika two years ago, before she realised that she prefers women over men.'

'So how did it go? Was it as good as you thought it was be?' Jerry asked.

'Not exactly,' Brock murmured. 'I always thought that when you have a threesome, everyone gets to participate. I thought that everyone would get to have an orgasm.'

'But that didn't happen? You didn't get to orgasm?' Jerry asked.

'Well, the thing is, Whitney and Erika were very busy with each other,' Brock muttered. 'Of course watching two women shag is hot. I watch lesbian porn all the time. And I recently masturbated when I read a story in Playboy about a woman's first sapphic experience. So yeah, I love it when two women are getting it on.'

'But that was not enough for you to have fun?' Jerry asked.

'No, not really. When you are expecting to have some fun with those two women, it's a bummer when they don't even touch you once. I felt left out. When I asked Whitney if she could pay some attention to me, she told me to use my right hand. And when I asked Erika to make me happy, she told me that she was here for Whitney and that I could go fuck myself. I was so disappointed that they didn't involve me... So disappointed that I didn't even feel like touching myself. And that while I would normally masturbate when I see two women getting it on.'

'So your girlfriend and this other woman ignored you. That's not a threesome. It sounds like they were having a twosome,' Jerry joked.

'Yeah, it sucks.' Brock moaned. 'And after the threesome, my girlfriend became much more distant. She constantly spends time with Erika and hasn't had sex with me for two weeks. My balls are blue!'

'Your balls are blue? How blue?' Jerry asked. 'Light blue or dark blue?'

'Dark blue,' Brock moaned. Then, he dropped his pants and screamed at the audience. 'If any of the hot ladies here wants to have some fun with me, raise your hands!'

Jerry saw that nobody in the audience raised their hands. 'I don't see a big line of women yet.'

Brock tried to distract Jerry. 'Anyways, back to why I am here. I think that Whitney suggested to have this threesome as an excuse to shag her friend. She knew that going behind my back and sleeping with Erika would be cheating, so this was her way of getting around that.'

'If Whitney would have asked you if it was okay to sleep with Erika, what would your answer have been?' Jerry asked.

'Girl on girl action is hot. I would have been fine with it, because I wouldn't have thought that having sex with Erika would have led to a dead bedroom with me,' Brock answered.

'And if Whitney went behind your back and cheated on you with Erika, what would your response have been?'

'That it would be hot. I would forgive her, as long as she told me all the sexy details.'

'And how would you respond if the other person wasn't Erika, but a bloke?' Jerry asked.

'Then I would break up!' Brock yelled. 'Lesbian sex is hot, but I would never want my girlfriend to sleep with another man!'

'Isn't that kind of strange?' Jerry asked. 'Cheating is cheating, whether your girlfriend sleeps with a woman or a man.'

'Yeah, but girl on girl action is hot,' Brock said. 'And most of the time, women do that for men's amusement.'

'I don't think so. Most of the time, women do that because they enjoy it,' Jerry corrected his guest.

'Bullshit. Women constantly make out to get men's attention,' Brock said.

'It sounds like you take sex between two women less seriously than sex between a woman and a man. You are being misogynistic and lesbophobic,' Jerry concluded. 'You only take Whitney's sex with Erika seriously because it's going at the cost of your sex life.'

'Well, having blue balls sucks,' Brock complained.

'Let's see what your girlfriend has to say about that,' Jerry responded. 'Here is Whitney!'

The pink-haired woman from Goldenrod City entered the stage with a smug look. She lifted up her top, showing the audience her breasts. Or as Brock affectionately referred to them, her udders.

'Hi Jerry,' Whitney said. 'Is it true that you only had that threesome because you wanted to sleep with Erika without cheating?'

'Yes, that's true,' the Gym Leader confessed. 'But after that threesome, I cheated on Brock. I have been sleeping with Erika almost every day for the past two weeks.'

'Why would you do that if you have a boyfriend?' Jerry asked.

'Because Erika is way hotter than Brock,' Whitney said.

'Don't you feel bad about deceiving your partner?'

'Not really. He's a perverted creep who fetishises lesbian sex, so he deserves to suffer.'

'I can't disagree with that,' Jerry laughed.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

Then, Whitney walked up to her crying boyfriend. 'Brock, I need to tell you something. I am leaving you for Erika.'

'But why?' Brock cried. 'I thought that we had a great relationship!'

'Well, we didn't. Because the sex wasn't doing anything for me,' Whitney said. 'And when Erika started flirting with me, I finally realised that I am a lesbian.'

While Brock started crying even harder, the audience cheered for the pink-haired woman. 'WE LOVE LESBIANS! WE LOVE LESBIANS!'

'It sounds like our audience loves you,' Jerry said.

'Yeah, they do,' Whitney giggled. 'Anyways, when I realised that I am gay, I finally understood why the sex with Brock and with other men never did anything for me.'

Brock ran towards Whitney and tried to kick her in her private area. However, Jerry's Chikorita quickly interfered. The Pokemon used his Vine Whip to move the perverted man away from the lesbian. After all, male violence towards women was strictly forbidden on Jerry Springer's show. Men fighting each other and women fighting each other was allowed. Women were allowed to give their arsehole boyfriends and husbands a firm slap. However, men were not allowed to hit women.

'CHIKO! CHIKO! CHIKO!' the audience cheered.

'Brock, you are not allowed to be violent towards women,' Jerry said with a stern voice. 'If you try to hit Whitney again, I will have to inform Officer Jenny.'

'Officer Jenny is sexy,' Brock said. 'I always fantasise about having sex with her in a prison cell. Sadly, the Officer Jenny in this city is a lesbian, just like Whitney, so I don't think that she will make that fantasy come true.'

Jerry walked up to Whitney. 'I understand that you can't stay with Brock if you are a lesbian. However, don't you think that it would have been better to break up with Brock before you started having fun with Erika?'

'No,' Whitney said. 'Brock is a misogynistic creep. He had this coming. I wanted him to feel pain. He deserves that. He sexually harasses every woman he sees. He has a subscription to Playboy. He fetishises sapphic sex. I am so fucking done with him! I wanted to get back at him by making him feel rejected in bed before leaving him. This threesome was mostly an attempt to sleep with Erika without being a cheater, but it was also an attempt to hurt Brock by completely ignoring him.'

'I'm not a misogynist!' Brock lied.

Jerry was furious. He decided to give Brock a piece of his mind. 'Yes, you are a misogynist! You objectify women. You don't take sapphic relationships and sex seriously. You believe that everything that women do revolves around men. You read Playboy, a magazine that is harmful towards women. And you are a creep who sexually harasses women all the time!' It was unusual for the talk show host to lash out at a guest, but Brock's misogyny made him furious.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted. Especially in the women were very loud this time. They clearly agreed with Jerry.

The perverted Pokemon Breeder grabbed Whitney's hand. 'Please give me another chance. Please don't leave me! I love you!'

'I don't care if you love me or not!' Whitney snapped. 'I just told you that I am a lesbian! Even if you were the nicest guy on the planet, I would still not be attracted to you!'

'Brock, this is what I mean,' Jerry said. 'Whitney just told you that she is gay, but you don't take her seriously. You still believe that she is capable of being attracted to you. This is extremely creepy and lesbophobic.'

'I am not a creep!' Brock protested.

'Let's say what Whitney's mistress, I mean girlfriend, has to say about that. Here is Erika!' Jerry announced, while the Gym Leader from Celadon City entered the studio.

'You are so hot!' Brock said to Erika. However, the woman from Kanto ignored the creep, ran towards Whitney and French kissed the pink-haired Johtonian.

'I would enjoy this if it wasn't for the fact that Erika stole my girlfriend,' Brock said to Jerry.

'Nonsense,' Jerry protested. 'There is no such thing as stealing someone's partner. Yes, Erika hit on Whitney, but Whitney cannot be stolen from you. She could have chosen to turn Erika down and stay faithful to you. However, she chose to sleep with Erika. She chose to dump you for Erika. She isn't stolen away.'

'But if Erika never hit on Whitney, Whitney might not have realised that she was gay. Then, she would still be sleeping with me,' Brock said.

'Oh, maybe then she would've fallen for another woman,' Jerry said. 'But really, do you seriously want Whitney to be with you if she isn't attracted to you? She wouldn't be happy. She is a lesbian. She can't be happy with a man!'

'I don't care if she is happy or not! I just want her to be with me, so I can get laid!' Brock yelled.

'What the fuck? You don't view women as people! You view women as sex dolls! As objects!' Jerry snapped.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience chanted.

'Jerry, you're such a fucking feminist!' Brock said.

'Yes, he is. And that's a good thing!' Erika said to the pervert. 'More men should be like Jerry!'

'No, it's not a good thing!' Brock protested. 'Feminists are bitches! And men who are feminist allies are weak cucks!'

'I have had enough of you!' Jerry snapped. 'Feminism is a good thing! You are either a feminist or an arsehole!'

Brock got up from his seat and tried to punch the talk show host. However, Chikorita was just in time to intervene and used his Headbutt to push Brock away from Jerry.

'CHIKO! CHIKO! CHIKO!' the audience shouted, while Jerry petted his Pokemon on the head.

'Chikori!' the Pokemon squealed.

Jerry walked up to the woman from Celadon City. 'Erika, Whitney said that she is leaving Brock for you. Do you want to be with Whitney?'

'Of course! I love her!' Erika squealed from happiness. She ran towards the pink-haired woman and rammed her tongue in her throat.

After a few seconds of kissing, Erika was distracted by the perverted man who tapped her shoulder.

'Hey hottie, wanna come to my place and watch a dirty movie?' Brock asked.

'Leave me alone, Brock!' she snapped. 'I am with Whitney now!'

'But you can still fuck me, right?' Brock asked.

'Back when we were still together, I thought that I was bi. But last year, I realised that I am a lesbian, just like Whitney. So no, I don't like men. I don't want to fuck you,' Erika explained.

'You don't like men? But what about me?'

'Not liking men means that I don't like you. I don't feel attracted to men, so I can't make an exception for you.'

'Can't we just try?' Brock begged. 'I know you want me!'

'Fuck off!' Erika snapped. Then, she and Whitney joined forces to beat up the creep. While the Kantonian woman smacked him on the head, the Johtonian kicked him in the nuts.

'JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!' the audience screamed.

'Stop it... I surrender...' Brock murmured. He knew that if he fought back, Jerry would call the cops.

'We're not finished yet!' Erika laughed. She pushed Brock on the ground, allowing Whitney to continuously kick the man square in the balls. Normally, Chikorita would interfere to ensure that nobody gets seriously hurt, but the Pokemon felt like Brock deserved to get seriously injured.

'Yippee! This is fun!' Whitney shouted. 'Hurting Brock is a great bonding experience as girlfriends!'

'I agree!' Erika squealed, while punching Brock in the stomach.

'Can I please just ask you one thing, Erika?' Brock mumbled softly.

'What is it, you cunt?' Erika wondered.

'Do you wanna come to my hotel room and read Playboy together?' Brock asked.

'For the last time, no!' Erika screamed. 'I don't like you, you fucking creep! I am gay! How many times do I have to tell you that I don't want to shag a man?'

'Most lesbians are actually bisexual or straight women who just haven't met the right man yet,' Brock stated.

'That's rubbish,' Erika said. 'I am a lesbian! I don't like men!'

'Can I at least watch when you have lesbian sex? You're hot! I want to watch you have some fanny fun and then join!'

'NO!'

'If you change your mind, come to my hotel room. Room 34 in the Premier Inn, next to the television studio.'

'No means no, you fucking wanker! How many times do I have to tell you that I don't want to have sex with you?' Erika snapped.

'No doesn't always have to mean no,' Brock said. 'Just give me a chance! You owe me sex! I am entitled to sex! You owe me something for ignoring me during that threesome!'

'She doesn't owe you anything! A woman never owes a man sex!' Jerry snapped. 'Erika doesn't want to be with you! If you don't stop harassing her, I will have to call Officer Jenny and let her know that you are sexually harassing Erika.'

When she heard what her creepy ex-boyfriend was saying, Whitney was furious. The Gym Leader to help out her girlfriend by shattering the perverted man's balls with a well-aimed kick. Jerry and Chikorita did not intervene. Both the talk show host and his Pokemon felt like Brock had this coming and that he deserved to suffer.

'Whitney used Mega Kick!' Erika giggled. 'It was so sexy when you kicked Brock square in the nuts!'

While Brock was still in horrible pain, Jerry decided to wrap up the episode. 'So what's gonna happen here? Erika and Whitney, you two are together now and Brock is going home alone, right?'

'Indeed! Whitney is sexy!' Erika confirmed. 'She can be my dominatrix!'

Whitney smiled. 'Erika would be a great sub!'

Then, Jerry addressed the audience for his final thoughts. 'As dishonest as Whitney may have been when she led Brock on by promising him a threesome which ended up being a twosome, that is not what matters now. Today, we saw a despicable human being who has no conscience. Who feels no shame. Who feels incapable of feeling any remorse. Someone who views women as objects for his amusement. As sex dolls who solely exist so he can satisfy his urges. He dehumanises and objectifies women. Please let this be a lesson for anyone who is watching this show. I am not better than Brock. You are not better than Brock. We all live in a patriarchal society. Any man who discovers anti-feminist rubbish online and any man who is raised by anti-feminist parents might turn out to be just like Brock. Anybody who makes misogynistic jokes normalises Brock's behaviour. Anybody who has conservative views enables and normalises Brock's misogyny. What we saw today needs to be a warning for everyone. We all need to unite in the fight against misogyny. We all need to call out misogyny when we see it. Parents, please teach your sons to not be like Brock. Men, you are never entitled to sex. Brock is wrong. Women, if you have a partner who behaves like Brock, please realise that you deserve better than him and break up with him. Until next time, take care of yourself and each other.'