"Season three of Total Drama folks, the world is gonna be mine, sea to shining sea. Sadly I'm forced to share my world with a teen traveling freak show. They'll be competing for the chance to win one million dollars." Chris smirked as he stood at an airport with the bus containing all of the contestants arriving at the scene.
Soon five figures began exiting the bus.
"From our cast, we have Courtney, Duncan, Heather, Gwen, and Leshawna." Chris began speaking as the five of them exited the bus.
Heather rudely stopped with a smirk so Gwen would bump into her which she did.
"Are there reserved seats?" Gwen asked angrily, "Aka, can I not sit next to Heather's phony hair ponytail?!"
"Um. My extensions are actual hair!" Heather argued, flipping her new long ponytail. Her hair had finally grown back to its original length and she was not happy about the insults.
"You learn something new everyday I suppose." Duncan snarked with a smirk.
Gwen giggled at this remark before she and Duncan stared at each other fondly which Courtney did not appreciate, glaring at the goth.
"Lindsay," Chris said happily as Lindsay blew a kiss and walked out the exit, "Owen, DJ, Harold,"
"No!" Owen's scream was heard from inside the bus.
"Guys?" Chris asked curiously.
DJ soon walked out carrying a panicking Owen who was clearly terrified.
"Sweet strawberry preserves. No!" Owen screamed in horror.
"Dude's afraid of flying. Remember?" DJ reminded the cast as Harold soon exited the bus.
"Aerophobia! From the Latin, as opposed to Aeronausiphobia, the fear of air sickness!" Harold explained in a factual tone as he left the bus.
"Keep up with the fascinating facts and I'm going to go aero-nauseous all over you." Noah droned as he got off the bus.
"And returning favorites Noah," Chris began as Cody walked out as well showing a few finger guns, "Cody, and…"
"Yo yo yo, this year's winner is in the house… er, bus, I mean… runway. Where's the plane eh?" Ezekiel said happily as he exited the bus.
"I know right. Let's fly!" Izzy cried out giddily before jumping on Ezekiel's shoulders, much to his fear before he fell down.
"Yep, Izzy's back, and we also got Tyler and former aftermath host, Bridgette."
Tyler and Bridgette were the next ones to get off the bus for the original cast but they tripped over each other, causing them all to become a human pile.
"Yo Chris, you forgot to introduce me." Ezekiel reminded the host.
"And Ezekiel…" Chris sighed as Ezekiel smiled at the camera, "And now to keep things all new and fresh, we're adding four new contestants. He's a dirt farmer with the ability to get rid of rats faster than cats. It's Scott."
Scott smirked as he left the bus before looking at the human pile, "I'm not sure if you remember, but this is standing." He said as he mockingly gestures to himself.
The human pile all glared at the dirt farmer.
"And she's a chick who enjoys listening to Indie music, Zoey."
Zoey awkwardly smiled at the camera before tripping and joining the human pile.
"And he's the son of a diplomat with the ability to charm the pants off of most species, Alejandro."
"Perhaps I can assist." Alejandro smirked smugly before lifting Zoey, Izzy, and Bridgette up as they looked awestruck at Alejandro before they walked off with Bridgette stammering incoherently.
"And amigos, allow me." Alejandro smirked as he lifted Tyler and Ezekiel up, much to their awe as well.
"I like girls." Tyler blurted out.
"And she's a sugar addicted super fan with sixteen Total Drama blogs, Sierra!"
"Oh my gosh I love you guys! And this is the greatest day of my life and…" Sierra spoke quickly with a smile before hyperventilating, "Anyone got a paper bag I can breathe into."
Sierra then squeaked as she saw a certain someone and ran up to them, "Oh my gosh Cody! I dreamt of this moment," Sierra said happily before adding, "only you weren't wearing a shirt."
Cody looked noticeably creeped out but soon a screech let everyone know the plane had arrived and it looked awful, it had nothing but metal on the exterior and looked all worn down.
"Um. I'd like to address some concerns about the safety of our plane." Courtney voiced her thoughts.
"Relax. It's perfectly safe." Chris said happily before a small part of the plane fell, "All aboard!"
"No! I can't go on that plane! Someone call the cab! A bus! My mom! I can't do this! I'm out!" Owen began freaking out but then a frying pan hit him on the head, knocking him out.
"Anyone else have a problem with the plane?" Chris asked in annoyance.
"Nope." Cody declined fearfully.
"Love it." Lindsay said with a nervous smile.
"Dibs on the window seat." Bridgette added.
"Now boarding!" Chris smiled as he threw the frying pan to the distance before pointing to the cameras, "On a voyage to one million big ones! We're saving you a first class seat, welcome aboard on Total! Drama! Woooooooooorld Tooooooooooour!"
"Seriously?" Duncan asked in annoyance.
(After commercial break)
"Singing? Really?" Gwen asked as she and the rest of the cast stepped inside the dining hall of the plane, "I thought Chris was joking about that."
"Well I don't have a problem with that." Courtney said happily.
"Uh yeah, because you like singing." Leshawna reminded the Type A.
"Well I don't." Duncan remarked angrily, "Girls sing, little birdies sing. Hahaha, Duncan's do not sing."
"Think we'll get to beatbox?" Harold asked, hopeful.
"I'll beat you if you try." Duncan threatened.
"Why are you doing this to us?!" Heather asked furiously.
"Singing reality shows are huge and the worse the singing, the higher the ratings. Which is why there will be no rehearsals, vocal coaches, or warning." Chris said happily.
The contestants began to complain but Chris shot them down, "Anyhoo," the host continued over the annoyed murmur, "this is the dining area, where you'll enjoy in-flight meals!" He motioned to one of the tables behind him, the seats of which seemed to be a combination of crates and trash cans.
"Not for long, eh!" Ezekiel immediately interrupted. "Prepare to lose to the Zeke!"
"Okay, so not trying to be mean here but you do know you got voted out first right?" Gwen reminded the homeschooler.
"Word. And I spent every minute since making sure that don't happen again," Ezekiel continued. "I'm stronger, faster, smarter..."
"Chattier, blabbier, can't-shut-up-ier," Chris interrupted with a scowl. "Now zip it and let me finish the tour so we can get this bird in flight!"
"Is there a ladies room?" Leshawna asked.
"Just through there," Chris said with a smile.
"Good," Leshawna said as she walked past, "Cause this girl's gotta make a deposit."
Confessional: Leshawna
After a bit of static, Leshawna was shown walking into a small and slightly dirty restroom through a camera behind the sink. She went to take down her shorts, only to notice the camera.
"There's a camera in the bathroom?" Leshawna asked, leaning forward against the sink. "Again? Can't anyone get a little privacy on this show?" She asked while crossing her arms.
Confessional Ends
The footage cut back to Chris, his back to the camera, addressing the contestants in another open room. "Losing teams will enjoy luxurious economy class accommodations between destinations," he said as the shot pulled back to show the room had no seats, only benches along the walls on both sides; it also had a small drip of water coming down on the right.
"Wait, where are our beds?" Zoey asked.
"Owen," Chris said as he looked to his left, "care to demonstrate."
The cast and camera turned to see the big guy strapped onto the bench and sleeping against the wall. "Plane... No..."
"That does not look comfortable," Heather commented.
"No comfort for losers," Chris continued. "Safety harnesses and an emergency exit. But no comfort here, here, or here."
"OMG Chris, I am just LOL." Sierra said hysterically.
"Suck-up." Scott muttered under his breath.
"We should hit the winner's compartment, eh? 'Cause I ain't never gonna sit back here. Never!" Ezekiel bragged.
"Is never also your policy on mouthwash homeschool." Noah waved his arm around to waft the stench.
The scene flashed to the host standing in the aisle of a much fancier room, filled with actual seats and even a meeting table. "This," Chris said as the camera panned to the left and showed the contestants enjoying themselves, "is the first class cabin. The domain of each week's winners."
"Nice. I've never seen how rich people lived before." Scott smirked in satisfaction.
"You're not rich?" Lindsay asked in shock.
"I live on a dirt farm, what do you think, Albert Einstein?" Scott rolled his eyes.
"Oh my gosh. I had no idea." Lindsay gasped, which Scott just gave a blank stare at.
Confessional: Scott
"How did this girl make the merge twice?" Scott asked incredulously.
Confessional Ends
"Now this is the kind of accommodation ladies deserve." Alejandro said politely as he turned to Lindsay.
"They get ladies in first class too," Lindsay asked in shock before smiling at the Spaniard, "Oh me! You meant me!"
We then see Scott and Tyler standing nearby with Scott commenting on the scene, "Wow. That guy's smoother than butter." The dirt farmer admits with a suspicious gaze.
"Lindsay's supposed to like me though." Tyler said sadly causing Scott to raise an eyebrow.
"Remind me again, did you two even talk after season one?" Scott asked curiously.
"Uh… no." Tyler admits with a gulp before calling out, "Lindsay! I can do a handspring!"
Tyler attempted to do just that and ended up falling on the floor.
"Oh my gosh. Poor T-Tyler…" Lindsay said in shock.
Confessional: Lindsay
"Ever since season two. I always thought Tyler would never come back into my life, but now that he's here… I don't know what I should do." Lindsay admitted with a shrug.
Confessional Ends
"Whoa, where are we right now?" Cody asked as the footage cut back to him standing in awe with his back to an entertainment system. "A grand piano," he added as the camera quick-panned to a grand piano, "wood burning pizza oven," the shot cut to a close-up of a roaring fire in a cast iron wood-burning pizza oven, "and a four-person hot tub!" The shot pulled back from the oven to show a large hot tub set up next to it with lights around the edge and swirling waters.
"How do I win this? My fair Leshawna loves a hot tub." Harold said happily.
"Easy there, these are my quarters and they're off limits. Got it?" Chris asked in annoyance.
"Crystal." Harold sighed sadly.
"No problem Chris. We respect your limits." Zoey smiled.
Confessional: Zoey
"Wow, I can't believe I'm actually competing with the Total Drama contestants. It's so exciting. I hope they like me, I could use a few new friends, or… friends, period. Oh, what if they hate me? Am I trying too hard? You like me right?" Zoey smiled desperately.
Confessional: Heather
"Anyway, I cannot lose three times in a row so my best strategic option is to make friends with the newbies. Ale-whatever looks like a real threat, Scott is a maybe, but my best bet is to buddy up to Zoey and Sierra, but pretending to like the latter will be hard. I do not respect the fangirl." Heather said angrily.
Confessional Ends
The scene cut back to the dining area, the eighteen contestants seated at or around the two tables. "And that's pretty much it," Chris told the group, and as he spoke the high-pitched sound of the jet engines built up around them. "I skipped the cargo hold and galley, but I'm sure you'll find those exciting destinations later, when I 'accidentally' lock you in them."
The craft suddenly shook, knocking Courtney into Scott, "Whoa, can't keep your balance can you?" The dirt farmer spoke with a mocking smirk.
"Ugh. It was an accident." Courtney grunted.
"One more thing," Chris announced. "I'm sure you all remember a little something called the elimination ceremony?" The shot pulled back from his close-up as a few deep and dramatic notes played and he pointed off to the right. "Takes place right in there, my friends!"
The host and cast were now standing in another open room, Chris in particular next to an exit door that was flanked by giant wooden heads. "If you don't receive a barf bag full of airline-issue peanuts," the host began to say before he was interrupted.
"I got a peanut allergy, yo," Ezekiel said at the front of the group. "Er, more like a sensitivity."
"You will be forced to take the Drop of Shame," Chris continued with an utterly unamused glare towards the boy.
"Okay, I just don't like-" Ezekiel began to add before the host grabbed him by his collar.
"Kinda like this!" The camera cut to the outside of the jet, now taxiing down the runway. Ezekiel was thrown from an open door near the tail, and bounced off the pavement as Chris could just be seen looking out the door.
"Hey!" Ezekiel laughed as he stood back up. "Good one!" The camera pulled back from his close-up as he began to chase after the plane. "Now, slow down and let my bling back in!"
"All eliminations are final, bro!" Chris said with a cheery wave from the open door.
The scene cut back to the dining area. The cast were in the same seats they'd been in prior to the impromptu elimination demonstration.
"Every second, we're getting closer to adventure and further from momma." DJ sighed forlorn.
"Cody Emmet Jameson Anderson, I also happen to know your birthday is on April 1st, you're my very own April Fool." Sierra said wistfully, causing those such as Scott, Duncan, and Noah to snicker much to Cody's embarrassment.
It was then that a small musical note logo twirled onto the lower right corner of the screen, accompanied by two quick rings of a bell. The cast looked to the left, and the camera cut to Chris leaning coolly in the passageway out of the dining hall. He was wearing a dapper, if old-fashioned, suit, complete with bowler hat and baton. A short show tune played as he stood up straight, removed his hat, and struck a wide-legged pose with his feet turned inward.
"Whenever you hear that friendly little bell," he told the cast, "it's musical number time!" He raised his hat and baton into the air in another cheery pose, then stood straight again and put both items behind his back. "So!" he smiled devilishly. "Let's hear it!"
"What are we supposed to sing?" Courtney asked curiously.
"You have to make it up as you go," Chris explained. "Wouldn't be challenging otherwise, now would it?"
(Song begins)
"Up, Up, Up, Up."
(Courtney, Lindsay, Zoey, and Sierra all began singing with the latter three singing in embarrassment.)
"Sing, Sing, Sing, Sing."
(Harold, Cody, DJ, and Tyler sang with equal amounts of embarrassment.)
"We're flying! And singing! We're flying and we're singing!"
(The boys and girls minus Gwen and Duncan sang.)
"Come fly with us! Come fly with us!"
(Sierra and Cody sang together as Sierra pushed a cart through the first class area while Cody sat on top of it.)
"We've got a lot of crazy tunes to bust!"
(Izzy broke out of a luggage compartment and got out, the music getting replaced with a hip-hop rendition.)
"Come fly with us! Come fly with us!"
(Zoey sang in another part of first class, standing on a couch as she did so. Lindsay added her voice to the surfer's as she stood on a recliner across the aisle.)
"It's a pleasure and an honor and a must."
(Alejandro sang as he took in the spotlight and smirked at the camera.)
"Dudes, this is messed. You're singing in a plane."
(A slumped over Duncan sang back in the dining hall, speaking in time with the harsh drum beats that had taken over the music.)
"What did you expect, your host is freaking insane."
(Scott mockingly sang with a smirk before Gwen pushed him aside.)
"Yeah, but guys. You're singing on TV."
(Gwen reminded the cast as she opted to stand next to Duncan.)
"Haven't you always wanted to. It can't just be meeeeeeeee."
(Courtney tap danced around Gwen and Duncan as Scott rolled his eyes at the not so subtle jealousy.)
"Come fly with us! Come fly with us!"
(DJ sang to a more jazzy rendition of the background music as he danced. Leshawna added his voice in with his as she did her own form of dancing.]
"Do you know how to steer this thing?"
(Heather asked frantically in the cockpit, clutching to the copilot's seat.)
"I try."
(Chef shrugged in a laid-back fashion before we cut to the luggage compartment.)
"They thought they could leave me and depart. But this stowaways' got winning in his heart!"
(Ezekiel sang from inside an open piece of luggage that had a spotlight shining on it in what was presumably the cargo hold.)
"Come fly with us! Come die with us!"
(Noah sang, the camera panning right after the first line to show him watching with fear.)
"We're flying?! I hate flying! Stop the plane!"
(Owen sang, the camera panning right even further to show him also looking out a window in alarm. Chris knocked him out with his frying pan again.)
"Come fly with us! Come sing with us!"
(A number of voices sang together, the show tune becoming more upbeat despite the camera focusing on Gwen and Duncan sulking back-to-back in the dining hall before panning out to show Cody, Heather, Lindsay, and DJ cheerfully singing.)
"NO!"
(Gwen and Duncan cried out furiously.)
"Anyone care for a copy of the season three rules? Because in order to escape instant elimination-"
(The host asked, holding up a stack of papers, then began to clarify before they were snatched out of his hand by Bridgette.)
"All contestants must sing in each show!"
(Bridgette sang in perfect harmony.)
"Duncan, do it, let's go!"
(Courtney urged the delinquent furiously.)
"Gwen, sing it! Don't go!"
(Cody begged the goth desperately.)
"I don't wanna go home."
(Gwen spoke in worry before gaining a determined look.)
"Come fly with us! Come fly with us! Come, and fly, with uuuuuuuussss!"
(Gwen sang once she got to her feet. The camera cut to the impressed or shocked looks on the cast's faces.)
"Duncan, come on! Please!"
(Courtney begged her boyfriend.)
"This suuuuuuuuuuuuuucks!"
(Duncan finally sang to which the other contestants crowded around him for the closing number.)
"Yeah."
(The rest of the cast then put out jazz hands.)
(Song Ends)
The music ended, and the camera followed the cast's gaze over to Chris, who was reading a newspaper not caring about the closing number. A ding signaled the in-flight intercom coming on, and the host looked up as Chef began to talk.
"Enough singing, fruitcakes!" The cook said, a loudspeaker on the wall shaking with every word. "Strap yourselves in! We are now beginning our descent into Egypt." He continued in what sounded like an under-his-breath tone. "Musical numbers. Worst idea ever. Chris is such an idiot."
The host gasped when he heard that.
"Hey, why's the PA light still on?" Chef asked. "Oh, sh-" A screeching feedback of the intercom turning off signaled that Chef had finally cut himself off.
"We'll be right back," Chris told the camera, his face scrunched up in annoyance.
(After commercial break)
We then cut to the jumbo jet on the runway of Egypt and the rest of the contestants assembled outside.
"You guys ready for a little fun? Huh?" Chris asked as he entered the scene dressed as a Pharaoh, sipping some cold drink and getting carried in on a leaf-shaded sedan chair by two white-skinned men in stereotypical ancient Egyptian garb. "Wow, it's a scorcher out here huh?" he added before taking a sip of his drink through a bendy straw. "I call today's challenge 'Pyramid Over-Under'!" The nearby pyramid was shown as he named the challenge.
"An eleven hour flight, Chef's in-flight cuisine, a forced musical number, now we've got a challenge?!" Scott asked furiously.
"Don't you love this game?" Chris asked with a grin, the litter now on the ground as one of his 'servants' fanned him with the leaf.
The scene then flashed over to a starting line when Harold began speaking, "It's like we're being cooked in a giant oven."
"It might help if you take off that tinfoil hat." Leshawna remarked dryly.
"Aluminum foil keeps aliens from reading your brains," Harold explained, "It's a real problem in this area."
Chris suddenly banged two large cymbals together. "Man!" the host said with his typical smile. "That's satisfying. Alright! 'Pyramid Over-Under' means you choose how you'll get to the finish line. Either over or under the pyramid. Got it?" Those on the right end nodded.
"Ready!" the host shouted as the contestants got into running positions. "Set!"
"Wait up, yo!" came the voice of Ezekiel, causing the castmates on-screen to look behind. "You guys! Wait up!" the prairie boy repeated, the shot pulling back to show him running up to the starting line. Chris was shown looking annoyed as the boy came running into the close-up, saying "I told you I wasn't gonna lose this time eh."
"Didn't we leave you in, like, Halifax, or Whitehorse, or, whatever?" Chris asked.
"It's called landing gear, homie," Ezekiel said. "I climbed it and hid with the cargo."
"Impressive," Chris told him. "But, you're still out."
"No way!" Ezekiel countered. "I'm in it to win it. Word!"
"Hey, it's your funeral," Chris said blankly before putting his smile back on and raising the cymbals. "Set? Go!"
The contestants immediately began running towards the pyramid, most of them were shown running inside.
When we cut to the inside of the pyramid, the contestants inside found that there were three paths which Noah decided to comment on, "Oh great. It seems our brilliant host failed to mention there were different paths."
"Hey newbies, which way should we go?" Heather asked with faux enthusiasm.
"Us?!" Sierra and Zoey asked giddily before humming in thought.
"Let's go… this way." Scott said picking the right direction before Zoey, Sierra, and Heather began following him.
"How do we know which way is right?" Owen asked
"Oh I know. I saw this in a movie once where you lick your finger and put it to the air to find the air flow." Izzy smiled enthusiastically before licking her finger and holding it in the air, "Ooh, the sand really crunches in your teeth. Fun. Okay DJ, give me your hand."
"Don't do it DJ." Leshawna warned the Brickhouse, "You may catch a case of crazy. Come on Harold."
Leshawna then led the two boys away from Izzy's group to the left path.
"Ooh, let's take the scary mummy door." Izzy recommended to Owen and Noah, who didn't really argue with her logic, lacking as it may be.
Meanwhile back at the outside of the desert, the remaining cast members were looking at the size of the pyramid in front of them.
"Is it too late to go under instead?" Tyler asked nervously.
"Alejandro's doing okay, just look at him." Bridgette said wistfully as they watched Alejandro gracefully climb the pyramid.
Alejandro soon jumped down and offered both hands to Lindsay and Bridgette, "May I be of assistance?" He asked charmingly.
Lindsay and Bridgette eagerly accepted his help much to Tyler's dismay, "Lindsay! Wait up!" The jock called out desperately.
We then see Courtney was tying Duncan and herself into a belay, "Rock climbing was a team building challenge back when I was a CIT, and if Tiffany hadn't been such a lousy partner, I'd have won."
"I always said Tiff was overrated." Duncan rolled his eyes, clearly not caring in the slightest.
"Mock all you want Duncan but my superior belay skills are going to ensure our victory." Courtney smirked pridefully before Duncan smiled at something that caught his eye.
"Hey Gwen! You going up too?" Duncan called out happily.
Gwen herself was climbing up the pyramid with a grunt, "Working on it."
"I think Gwen could use a hand." Duncan admits to his girlfriend.
"Fine." Courtney shrugged dismissively, "But only because a three person belay is stronger."
Back with Izzy and the boys, they were walking down the path when Izzy gasped with a bright smile at the mummy wraps, "Ooh. Look, we're in the nurse's office!"
"It's a pyramid. Not high school." Noah pointed out dryly.
"Costume party!" Izzy smiled as she passed the mummy wraps to Owen and Noah, "Mummy me!"
Owen and Noah both exchanged weird looks at the prospect of doing so.
We then see Alejandro carrying Bridgette and Lindsay step by step to the top of the pyramid while Tyler begins getting winded out and finally makes it to the top along with them.
"Ah, hello there Tyler." Alejandro smirks at seeing the jock arrive.
"Hey dudes. How come you haven't gone down yet…" Tyler asked as he panted.
"Unfortunately for us, this is too steep for us to go down." Alejandro explained solemnly.
"There must be a better way…" Bridgette wondered before smiling as she saw a convenient sign post, "I'm a surfer! I can surf!"
"Me too." Tyler smiled enthusiastically as they both went to pull the sign out of the ground.
Back with Heather and the newbies, they were seen walking across the path when Sierra ended up stepping on a loose tile, causing arrows to shoot out from behind. Heather and Scott immediately noticed and shoved Sierra and Zoey down to the ground so they wouldn't be impaled.
"Oops… sorry guys…" Sierra gulped as Heather gripped her fists before smiling resssuringly.
"Honest mistake, could've happened to anybody." Heather reassured the fangirl.
"Wow, that's really nice of you Heather." Zoey smiled at the Queen Bee who smiled back while Scott just raised an eyebrow.
Confessional: Scott
"Yeah, Heather's totally faking this nice act." Scott smirked snidely, "Just because I'm new, doesn't mean I don't understand how this show works."
Confessional Ends
Meanwhile, Gwen was now tied into the belay behind Courtney who was behind Duncan as they climbed the pyramid.
"And your form is appalling." Courtney kept complaining.
"Gee, thanks Courtney. I was just wondering about that." Gwen rolled her eyes in annoyance.
"You know, you're only here because I'm feeling nice today." Courtney smirked proudly.
"Wow. This is what you call being nice?" Gwen asked in shock before smiling towards Duncan mockingly, "My sympathies!"
"Are you hearing this Duncan?" Courtney asked incredulously to her boyfriend who was growing increasingly annoyed, "You're not gonna let her get away with that."
Back with Leshawna, Harold, and DJ, they were all running across the path they chose when suddenly DJ stopped and saw a mummified dog.
"That's a real dog." DJ said in shock, "Poor little guy."
"DJ. We do not have time to cry over a stuffed dog!" Leshawna said angrily.
"I just wish I had a biscuit to give him." DJ reached his hand out towards the dog but then Harold immediately slapped it away from him in fear, "Don't touch that DJ!"
"I was just gonna pet the dog…" DJ explained before Harold interrupted, "Are you mad? Disturbing a mummy is a one-way ticket to being cursed."
"Cursed?" DJ whimpered.
"Yeah, I read all about Egyptian curses and disturbing the dead is one of them." Harold told the animal lover.
"Well… maybe I don't need to pet him then." DJ gulped.
Meanwhile Owen and Noah had just recently lost Izzy as they were exploring which left Owen worried and Noah annoyed as they looked for her.
"Izzy! Izzy!" Owen cried out fearfully.
"Dude. She's lost. We gotta go." Noah sighed in annoyance.
"Ah, poor Iz." Owen said sadly.
"Poor Iz?!" Noah asked incredulously, "She had us go around in circles since she 'smelled something lucky'."
"Oh that may have been my fault. Airplane food and all." Owen chuckled nervously before farting.
We then see Ezekiel was alone on his own path when he spoke to himself, "Guys! Anybody here?"
He then stumbled upon an intercom and smiled, "An intercom? Yo playas." He spoke into it before tapping it when he didn't hear anything, "Is this even on?"
He was then greeted to a series of mummy wraps piled on top of him.
After that, Harold, DJ, and Leshawna all finally make it out of the pyramid and across the finish line.
"We're in first!" DJ cheered happily.
"Go stand behind the number one." Chris told the three contestants.
"In Egyptian, it's Wahueyt." Harold told the host who narrowed his gaze causing Harold to stop talking.
We then see Cody running away from a mummy but when the mummy walked in view of the camera, it was clearly just Izzy in her costume, "Oh guys, how about another musical number. A pyramid's just a triangle with a room inside. I would be awesome as Frankenstein's bride."
We then see Noah had spotted a different being in mummy wraps but it was not Izzy at all.
"Hey Brickhouse. I found your girl." Noah said pessimistically.
"Iz." Owen smiled giddily before strutting up to the mummified being seductively, "Say, you do make a pretty cute mummy. Do you got a kiss for Big O."
Owen soon puckered his lips in an attempt to kiss his alleged girlfriend when it began pulling away.
Noah immediately realized something was wrong as his eyes widened in horror, "That's not Izzy! Run!"
We then see Alejandro, Bridgette, Geoff, and Lindsay surfing down the pyramid with the sign post from earlier and soon they made it down to the sand nearby the finish line.
"That was awesome." Tyler complimented his fellow travelers before Alejandro gestured the way to the finish line, "Friends, after you."
Lindsay, Bridgette, and Tyler then joined Harold, DJ, and Leshawna but then Chris stopped Alejandro before he could do so as well, "Not so fast! This season. Three teams. Lindsay, Bridgette, and Tyler round out team one, Alejandro, you're the first member of team two."
"In Egyptian, it's Eight-Nane." Harold commented.
"If it's any consolation, you do get…" Chris began before Owen and Noah ran out of the pyramid screaming in terror across the finish line, "Congratulations."
"That's… wonderful." Alejandro managed to smile.
Confessional: Alejandro
His confessional said otherwise however as he just kept swearing in Spanish.
Confessional Ends
We then see Sierra holding Cody as she ran out of the pyramid with Scott, Zoey, and Heather following her.
"Oh I'm so happy we found you. Guys, aren't you so happy?" Sierra asked excitedly.
"Well… it's a relief at the very least." Zoey smiled awkwardly, feeling bad for Cody's predicament.
Scott and Heather just narrowed their gazes at Sierra's perkiness before they crossed the finish line.
"We did it!" Sierra cried out happily before embracing Cody.
"Aaaaaaaaand Sierra, Cody, and Scott you guys make team two." Chris said happily before turning to Zoey and Heather, "You two on the other hand, make team three."
"Where's Gwen?" Cody asked as he looked around, "N-Not that I care… just curious."
"I'm telling you we need to UNTIE!" Gwen said angrily as she and Courtney began arguing atop the pyramid with Duncan looking more and more angry.
"And I'm telling you that it's unsafe. I'm in charge here and I say we-" Courtney began nagging.
"Oh kiiiiiids." Chris said in a sing-song voice before the music bell dings, "Remember that tune? Time for a musical reprise."
"You said one song per episode!" Duncan yelled out.
"Yeah, but this is a musical reprise, so if you don't sing, you're out." Chris smirked.
"You know what no!" Duncan told Chris and he began hopping off the pyramid dragging Gwen and Courtney along with him, "No no no no no no!"
"Eat it McLean!" Duncan screamed, "If you need me, I'll be on the plane waiting for a ride home, because I'm out, done, I quit!"
Duncan walked off and Gwen and Courtney gasped in shock.
Gwen bowed her head in sadness and soon Zoey offered her a hand, "Hey, looks like we're teammates." The redhead smiled optimistically.
Finally, Izzy had ran outside the pyramid carrying the same mummified figure Noah and Owen saw earlier, much to their horror.
"Izzy! No!" Owen cried out in fear.
"You're carrying the undead!" Noah added.
"What do you mean?" Izzy smiled gleefully before unraveling the mummified wraps and revealing Ezekiel, "It's just Ezekiel."
"Thanks for all the help ya knobs." Ezekiel glared bitterly at the two males which made Owen and Noah look at each other sheepishly.
"Izzy, go join team-" Chris began before Harold interrupted, "Tatalata, or three."
"C'mon guy." Ezekiel begged the host, "After all this, you gotta let me back in the game!"
"Fine! But only because you completed the challenge. You go join team three." Chris told the homeschooler.
"Ohoho! Yes!" Ezekiel celebrated.
"Okay teams, you got sixty seconds to come up with a team name while I enjoy my ice cream cone." Chris said happily as he took out some mint chocolate chip ice cream.
"Team Victory!" Team One decided easily.
"Team Amazon!" Team Three says just as quickly even Ezekiel joining in.
Meanwhile, Team Two was having a struggle in choosing their name before Sierra smiled, "Got it! Team Cody Is Really Really Really Really Hot."
"What?!" All the males said in shock but it was too late as the team name was final.
"Weird name choice, but alright teams, here's your rewards." Chris said happily, "Team Amazon, you all get a camel, Team Cody Is Really Really Really Really Hot, you get a goat, and finally Team Victory gets a stick."
"Hold up, we got first, yet they get a camel and goat, and we get a stick?!" Leshawna asked incredulously.
"All will be explained…" Chris began before smirking, "If I feel like it."
He then turned to the audience, "You'll see what I mean when we return on Total! Drama! World Tour!"
Team Victory: Harold, DJ, Leshawna, Bridgette, Lindsay, Tyler
Team Cody Is ReallyX4 Hot: Alejandro, Noah, Owen, Sierra, Cody, Scott
Team Amazon: Zoey, Heather, Gwen, Courtney, Izzy, Ezekiel
Author's Note: So Scott and Zoey's presences really shifted things for our cast. Let's take a look at some changes:
Moving Tyler to Team Victory: I felt Tyler didn't have much to do besides being Alejandro's Lindsay to his Heather so I'm hoping to let him expand his interactions by putting him on Victory.
Moving Cody and Sierra To Team Ch-Cody: I felt that it'll be better for Coderra's development if they're away from the more "iconic" Team Amazon. They'd fit right in this comic relief team and I changed the team name since Sierra's on the same team as Cody now.
Moving Ezekiel and Izzy To Team Amazon: It's for the sake of causing more chaos on that team.
Why I placed Scott on Team Cody: I did it so I could have him clash with Alejandro, also I'm gonna spoil this but he won't be throwing challenges thanks to the three teams and reward challenges.
Why I placed Zoey on Team Amazon: She just plays off of Heather, Gwen, and Courtney well that I had to put her in there.