WarriorTwin: Thank you.
Guest: It is sad that Tyler was reduced to Male Lindsay that season indeed. Yes, Cody and Sierra will be interacting with new people as will Scott and Zoey. Codeather may or may not interact depending on the circumstances. Yes, Zoey will need a lot of luck on Team Amazon.
Guest: Oh it will not be easy.
The contestants are on their colored mats, Team Victory's was yellow, Team Cody's was blue and Team Amazon's was pink.
"Ooh look at the team colors." Izzy said happily.
"Why is our mat yellow, we're no cowards." Harold asked angrily.
"Relax, sugar. The mat's gold 'cause Team Victory's in first place!" Leshawna explained with pride.
Soon we cut to Team Amazon as Gwen began speaking, "I can't believe Duncan quit just because of singing."
"Maybe he can't sing." Heather smirked before Courtney immediately got defensive, "Oh he can do anything he puts his mind to, and now he's all alone waiting for a ride home, he must be miserable."
Duncan was seen sipping a smoothie and relaxing in First Class disproving Courtney's statement entirely.
We then cut back to the others when Sierra began speaking to Izzy, "The Duncney fans will be so devastated but I think you and Owen have a big shot at becoming this season's power couple."
"Owen's magic, sometimes his nose whistles the Canadian national anthem." Izzy said.
We cut to Owen who was doing just that.
"Owen's cool, but he's no Cody, did you know he slept with his stuffed emu Jerry until… well okay he still does." Sierra said.
"And you know this how?" Noah asked incredulously.
"I called his aunt once, I pretended I was a telemarketer." Sierra explained as if what she was saying was perfectly normal.
"Ooh, stalkericious." Noah said sarcastically.
"Don't know about you guys, but I am loving Egypt! Mm. And I'm gonna love it even more watching you enjoy your second challenge. The Amazing Camel Race!" Chris announced as he sat on a throne his interns were carrying.
"Where are the other camels?" Ezekiel asked.
"There are no other camels. It's a camel race. Not a camels race." Chris explained.
"Yes." Heather exclaimed happily.
"What?" Scott cried out angrily as the goat bleated.
We won last time, and they get a camel and we get a stick?" Leshawna said incredulously.
"Thank you Leshawna for saying the same thing you said ten minutes ago!" Scott rolled his eyes in annoyance.
"Each reward has it's advantages, trust me." Chris said.
Izzy soon jumped on the camel and began speaking, "Oh this so fun I can speak camel." Izzy then began doing funny noises, "I just asked him what he was having for dinner."
"Move it people, it's a race." Heather commanded.
"Um it's Team Amazon not Dictatorship Amazon." Courtney argued.
"Great well I'll stop being bossy, when you start doing things right." Heather said as she was on top of the camel.
"Girls, I really don't think we should fight about-" Zoey began speaking before Courtney snapped at the red head, "Stay out of this newbie!"
Zoey's eyes widened but she ended up rolling her eyes at the overachiever in annoyance.
Confessional: Zoey
"Y'know, out of all the teams in this show, I may have been dealt a bad hand when being paired with both villains from seasons one and two." Zoey admits with a sheepish look.
Confessional Ends
We then cut to Alejandro with Team Cody Is Reallyx4 Hot as he began giving a speech, "We need no camel, we have each other. We have the strength, honor; and together we shall triumph."
"Yeah!" Owen cried out enthusiastically.
"Woo!" Cody whooped.
"Alright!" Noah said giddily.
Scott and Sierra just shrugged at the speech however.
Confessional: Sierra
"Look I'm the number one TD super-fan it says so on my blog, but Alejandro, He's never been on Reality TV before, I've never seen him on cute teen monthly, I do not know what these girls see in him, they're loco." Sierra admitted in annoyance.
Confessional: Scott
"Al thinks he's so smart, but when my plan goes into action, he won't know what hit him!" Scott smirked maliciously.
Confessionals End
"Hoowah! Hi-yah! On the bright side, I can use this stick to defend us from deadly sand snakes. They could be anywhere." Harold said using his stick while doing ninja moves.
Lindsay and Bridgette immediately began screaming in fear at the prospect of sand snakes while Leshawna jumped into Harold's arms.
"Fear not I will protect you." Harold grunted before accidentally poking Tyler with the stick much to his chagrin.
"Whoa. Cool it before you get someone hurt!" DJ lectured.
Meanwhile, Alejandro was commandeering his team as seen with Owen and Sierra on the bottom of the goat with Noah, Cody, and Scott sitting on top of their shoulders.
"This is so cool, Ale-handout! Or Alakazam. Ah, I'm just gonna call you Al, okay? Woohoo! Go, Al!" Owen praised while also getting Alejandro's name wrong consistently.
"Yeah this is gonna work." Noah said sarcastically.
"Have faith Noah, believe in us." Alejandro said as he jumped on top of Scott and Cody.
"Whoa, we're perfectly balanced." Cody smiled in awe.
"Okay, color me impressed." Noah admitted fondly.
Confessional: Alejandro
It's basic weight distribution. Anyone with a degree in engineering or an IQ of 163 or higher could figure it out." Alejandro explained.
Confessional Ends
Chris was seen standing on a stool "A'ight. Nile's that-a-way. Kinda big, blue, and watery. Can't miss it. Or I guess you can, but then you'll die. Probably get killed by the local scarab beetles. It's mating season and they get all... kill-y when they're in heat."
"I am glad there aren't any out here. Those things are nasty!" Leshawna said happily.
"I'll tell them you said so." Chris says as Chef pours a jug of scarab beetles on the ground.
The contestants begin screaming as scarab beetles begin to go after them.
The music bell then dings.
"Ooh! Time for a song! Think of it as a mini challenge. Music can soothe the savage mate-seeking scarabs, so make up a good song and maybe they won't kill ya. Or don't but you'll get disqualified and become bug food." Chris said.
"Yay." Izzy cheered while the rest of the contestants groaned.
(Song begins)
(We first see Cody, Noah, Tyler, DJ, and Scott snapping their fingers and softly dancing)
"No need to get crazy. It's lovin' time at last."
(Alejandro began singing before joining the four boys in snapping)
"You don't want to eat us up."
(The five boys all sang)
"We're mostly made of gas."
(Owen continued before scarabs began crawling on him, "No! Ohhhh! Owen screamed.)
"It's mating time for scarabs."
(Zoey, Gwen, Heather, and Courtney sang together)
"So, what'cha waiting on?"
(Leshawna sang happily)
"Just ignore us humans."
(Izzy sang as Cody whistled.)
"And make out till the break of dawn."
(All eighteen contestants sang together)
"It's lovin' time."
(The boys began singing Zoey, Gwen, Heather, and Courtney sang in the background saying "Lovin Time, Lovin Time.")
"Scarab mating season."
(Everyone soon sang)
"It's lovin' time."
(Harold sang with Zoey, Gwen, Heather, and Courtney singing in the background again)
"Scarabs get busy now…"
(Alejandro encouraged the scarabs)
"It's lovin' time."
(Everyone continued singing)
"Scarab mating season."
"Seasonal eh, oh no wait." Ezekiel said which made the scarabs furious and they began to chase the contestants.
"Nice one, go!" Chris called out.
Soon everyone began running away with Team Chris on the goat, Team Amazon on the camel and Team Victory going by foot.
"Who's gonna die? And who's going buh-bye? Find out after the break on Total. Drama. World Tour. Cha cha cha." Chris said as he cut to commercial.
(After Commercial break)
After the break the camera cuts to the camel groaning as it's walking with Team Amazon on it's back.
"Come on camel, faster." Courtney commands the camel.
"That is not how you talk to a camel. Ahem! Freakin' move it!" Heather yells.
"Much better." Gwen sarcastically remarks with a smirk.
"Shh guys, keep it down, I'm trying to tell him a story." Izzy said before making more weird camel noises.
"So… how's it going back there Ezekiel?" Zoey asked with a nervous smile.
We cut to Ezekiel who was still clinging to the camel's rear and a tail was whacking his face, "Great, as long as it, ow doesn't go number two or three."
"What's number three?" Zoey whispered to Gwen who raised an eyebrow before whispering, "You're probably better off not knowing."
We then see Team Cody was catching up to the Amazons to which Heather decided to make a comment on, "We're gonna go win the race now. See ya! " before blowing a raspberry.
"Eat sand losers." Courtney smirked.
"Such witty remarks from such fiercely intelligent women. I'm both humbled and intrigued." Alejandro said with a degree of fondness.
"Nice try but I'm with Duncan." Courtney waved him off.
"And what a pity it is that you gave yourself to a quitter, one who voted you off no less." Alejandro spoke with a smirk, much to Courtney's shock.
"That's not- you're so- Duncan is-" Courtney was stunned into silence before grunting, "Would someone hurry this camel up already?!"
Confessional: Heather
"Oh he is good. Too good. Seriously; what is his deal?" Heather asked incredulously.
Confessional Ends
"Ugh, let's keep moving, we've been distracted enough." Courtney said angrily.
"Can you see the Nile Izzy?" Heather asked.
"Nope. Can't find it." Izzy moved the camel's lips as she spoke.
"It's got to be around here somewhere." Courtney narrowed her eyes.
Alejandro notices the Nile just up ahead and whispers to his teammates. "Hold on everyone I'm changing our route."
Alejandro sways his hips the other direction making the camel move the other way to the Nile. Once Ezekiel turned around, he saw that Team Cody wasn't there anymore.
"Hey, where'd they go?" Ezekiel asked curiously.
Confessional: Alejandro
"Perhaps it would've been nice to show the girls' team which way to go." Alejandro admitted neutrally, "But you've seen my team. We need all the help we can get."
Confessional Ends
"Uh guys the other team is gone we're all alone out here." Gwen began panicking.
"Does anyone know where we are?!" Heather asked angrily.
"Ahahaha planet Earth silly!" Izzy relaxed on the camel's neck as if what was happening was no big deal.
"We're lost!" Gwen, Zoey, Courtney, Heather, and Ezekiel exclaimed.
We then cut back to Team Victory who were running across Egypt as best as they could but when Bridgette looked around her surroundings, she noticed something strange, "Didn't we pass this cactus ten minutes ago?"
"Oh yeah, hey Pointy." Lindsay said tiredly before Tyler gasped in shock and realization.
"We've been going around in circles!" Tyler exclaimed in realization and horror, causing the rest of the team to stop running and begin groaning at this revelation.
We then cut to Team Cody running to the Nile when Scott pointed to the finish line at the other side of the water, "Look! There's the finish line!"
"Yeah on the other side." Noah said angrily.
"Welcome to the third challenge!" Chris began yelling but no one could seem to hear him.
"What?! Speak up!" Owen replied but all he could hear was Chris saying gibberish on the other side of the river.
"Did anyone get all that?" Owen asked cluelessly to his team which seemed to annoy Chris so he took out a megaphone and began yelling into it.
"I said, welcome to the third and final Egyptian challenge, basket cases!" Chris yelled through the bullhorn.
Owen screamed as he fell on the ground.
"Each team must weave a basket of river reeds. Your basket has to be big enough to hold your whole team, including the reward from last challenge aka goat face over there." Chris explained from across the Nile, looking in Scott's direction much to the dirt farmer's annoyance.
"Hey!" Scott narrowed his eyes before Alejandro went next to him.
"I believe he meant the goat." Alejandro corrected as he pointed at the goat, much to Scott's embarrassment.
"Oh… yeah, that makes more sense." Scott chuckled weakly.
"Then you're gonna use the baskets to get away with those oars to row yourselves across the finish line. First team across flies first class to our next destination!" Chris said.
This is perfect." Sierra said happily.
"What? The fact that we're hosed?" Noah asked stoically.
"I'm a fourth generation basket weaver, we're gonna need a lot of reeds." Sierra explained as she grabbed the reeds and started making a boat at rocket speed.
We then see Team Victory sitting on the sand, seemingly giving up on completing the challenge.
"Lost in Egypt, ain't that a kick in the pants." Leshawna said angrily.
"From first place to last, gosh." Harold said angrily, throwing the stick on the ground until he noticed it starting to move and gasped "It's a divining rod."
"I can't get struck by lightning again!" Tyler gasped in fear before Leshawna turned to the jock to clarify, "A divining rod helps you find water."
"Chris said each reward had its advantages. That stick can lead us straight to the Nile!" DJ explained
The team cheered at this revelation.
Soon we cut to Team Amazon riding their camel as Heather and Courtney were arguing about directions incoherently much to the annoyance of Zoey and Gwen who shared deadpan looks.
Suddenly Izzy began speaking, "Hey guys why don't we ask Ruby."
Izzy soon began making weird sounds again and the camel soon honked back and began changing directions.
"What's that?!" Gwen asked in shock before the Nile came into view.
"It's the finish line!" Zoey, Courtney, and Heather said in awe as well.
"Told you I'd get the camel to the finish." Izzy laughed.
Soon we see Team Amazon and the camel at the Nile where they see Team Chris making a boat.
"Basket weave a boat!" Heather said incredulously before growling.
"Sorry you guys are so far behind, our baskets are almost done already thanks to my speed weaving." Sierra apologized.
"Plus you got Owen on your team lucky." Izzy smiled.
"And we have Cody." Sierra spoke before embracing the geek, "Oh Cody, I'm glad we're on the same team too."
"Uh… I gotta… keep basket weaving." Cody ran off while Sierra began following him.
"Come on guys, we still have a shot." Zoey smiled encouragingly as she and Ezekiel were seen trying to basket weave a boat. The girls minus Izzy all sighed before reluctantly joining Zoey and Ezekiel in weaving the boat.
"Come on we're not too late." DJ says as Team Victory shows up to the Nile and Chris began speaking into his megaphone.
"Weave a basket boat out of reeds, row to the finish, keep your reward, yadda yadda yadda." Chris said.
"You heard the man, yadda yadda." Leshawna said firmly as Team Victory began getting ready to make a boat out of reeds.
However, in a matter of minutes, Team Cody's boat was finally finished due to the progress of Sierra's speed weaving much to her team's joy, "Ta-da! Team Cody RULES!"
"Oh you cannot be serious!" Heather cried out furiously.
"Have fun weaving your boats." Scott waved smugly before he and the rest of his team got on the boat and began paddling across the Nile.
We then cut to Tyler and Lindsay collecting reeds together when Tyler spoke up, "So… Lindsay… it's been a while. Huh?"
Lindsay turned to Tyler and nodded before smiling, "It's great to see you again Tyler. I thought we'd never see each other again after season one."
"Yeah…" Tyler chuckled weakly before asking, "So… where do we stand anyway? Are we still together or should we see other people or…"
He was cut off by a kiss from Lindsay which caused him to kiss back when Heather walked near the scene, making a gagging motion as she collected some reeds.
After that, we cut to Team Amazon and Team Victory finally finishing their boats. They had no trouble getting the camel and stick in their boats as they began rowing to the other side of the Nile.
"Well now. Clearly this part of the challenge isn't hard enough. So…" Chris said as a musical bell dings. "Time for a musical reprise."
"Hey, if you'd finished the song the first time, you wouldn't be here now. Zeke!" Chris said angrily before everyone glared at Ezekiel making him shrink back.
"Start singing! And put your backs into it!" Chris said.
(Song begins)
(As the melody plays, Crocodiles rise from underwater to chase after the three teams much to their worry.)
"Mm, mmm... Crocodile amigos, what'cha swarmin' for?"
(Alejandro began singing)
"We don't mean to bug you!"
"Please let us reach the shore!"
(Courtney sang the first note with Gwen singing the second and soon the camel honked along)
"These crocs are getting killy."
(Lindsay sang in fear as a croc barely missed biting her)
"Just bop 'em on the nose!
I learned that in muskrat boys, it vanquishes all foes!"
(Harold sang encouragingly to Leshawna and Bridgette who did just that, Lindsay tried to do the same with the stick but it just got snatched by a crocodile. "No!" Lindsay gasped.)
"It's rowin' time!
Vanquish him, vanquish him!
Crocodile season!
It's rowin' time!
Crocodiles! Crocodiles!"
(Everyone sang together as they kept rowing but then Team Victory's boat gets bitten and began to sink)
"What was Chris thinking?!"
(Bridgette sang incredulously)
"Yeah it's rowing time!"
(Cody smiled as he saw the other side of the Nile glad to almost be home free.)
"Stick it in! Stick it in!
Crocodile season!
It's rowin' time!
Rowin' time! Rowin' time!"
(Everyone continued singing until Team Cody made it to the Nile first with Team Amazon making it second while Team Victory swam out of the water with the goat in Alejandro's hands.)
"Til Team Codykins…"
(Sierra started)
"Wiiiiiin!"
(All of the Team Cody members sang in unison while the other two teams looked disappointed.)
"Congrats. You're alive. And as long as you all brought your rewards across the finish line, there will be no elimination tonight." Chris said making everyone except Lindsay cheer.
"Uh… I lost the stick." Lindsay chuckled weakly, causing DJ, Bridgette, Leshawna, and Harold to glare at her making Chris laugh.
Soon we cut to the plane flying again when Team Victory was sitting in bleachers in the elimination room and Duncan was leaning near the plane door.
"Okay so I have voting passports in the confessional, all you have to do is stamp one and that'll represent the person you plan on eliminating." Chris said.
"Unless Lindsay fed them to a crocodile." Harold said spitefully.
"Leave her alone. She was only trying to follow your advice!" Tyler glared at the nerd who glared back.
"Yeah, by using the OARS!" Harold explained angrily.
"Anyway, you guys go get voting." Chris smirked.
Confessional: Tyler
Tyler stamped Harold's passport in worry.
Confessional: Lindsay
"Bridgette and Leshawna wouldn't vote me off, right…" Lindsay gulped before stamping on Harold's passport.
Confessional: Harold
Harold took Lindsay's passport and stamped it multiple times while saying, "Cha-cha-cha."
Confessionals End
"Alright barf bags go to Bridgette, DJ, Leshawna, and Tyler." Chris announced as he threw the barf bags to the four safe competitors.
"The last barf bag goes to…" Chris began as Harold and Lindsay both looked worried at the idea of going home first.
…
…
…
…
"Harold."
Harold takes his barf bag with confidence while Lindsay sighed sadly before smiling, "Oh well. At least I got something out of coming back again."
Lindsay and Tyler immediately begin to lean in for a kiss and aim for a small peck since they both know their time is being cut short.
"Lindsay! The Drop Of Shame now awaits." Chris smiled before Lindsay nods, straps on a parachute and jumped off the plane.
"Sucks to be Lindsay." Duncan spoke nonchalantly.
"And next stop for non competitors." Chris told Duncan as he handed him a parachute.
"Yeah right, you're supposed to give me a ride home." Duncan protested.
"Yeah but we're going the other way soooo…." Chris began before pushing Duncan off the plane, "See ya."
Duncan screamed as he began to descend from the skies.
Confessional: Alejandro
"Today my team won the challenge and I still have the upper hand. The newbies of this show don't know a thing about me and neither do the veterans. And I intend to keep it that way, because compared to me, Heather's a saint."
Confessional Ends
"Oh, finally. A real competitor. Where will our next destination take us, and will Owen get over his fear of flying?" Chris asked as he heard Owen screaming, "Find out next time on an all new episode of Total. Drama. World Tour!" Chris closed off the episode as he and Chef were in the cockpit of the plane.
Team Victory: Bridgette, DJ, Harold, Leshawna, Tyler
Team Cody Is Really x4 Hot: Alejandro, Cody, Noah, Owen, Scott, Sierra
Team Amazon: Courtney, Ezekiel, Gwen, Heather, Izzy, Zoey
Author's Note: Yeah, considering Lindsay and Tyler would've become a huge power couple had they stuck around, one of them had to go NOW. So I sent Lindsay home since she has a bunch of other seasons under her belt and I felt her losing the stick was believable.
Scott and Zoey didn't get to do much yet, but considering this is only the beginning, I feel this is fair. Given Team Cody won the first challenge, there will be more divergences down the line.