Benson: Hey, you two. We're going upstairs to fix up the rooms for the guests. Remember: no football in the house!

Rigby: Hmm, hmm. No football in the house. Cheeeeeck.

Benson: And stay out of the kitchen. (leaves with Pops and Skips) I don't want you guys messing anything up.

Mordecai: Bam! Table set.

Rigby: You know what that means? (holds up football) Footbaaaaall!

Mordecai: Dude, did you not hear what Benson said? No football in the house.

Rigby: He didn't say anything about foam football in the house. (squeezes ball)

Mordecai: He meant no football of any kind at the house.

Rigby: But it's made of foam what could go wrong?

(Mordecai punches Rigby)

Mordecai: Dude, ANYTHING COULD GO WRONG. Let's go OUTSIDE, far away from the house, I don't want to mess Thanksgiving up for our families bro.

Rigby: you're right bro. Let's do this.

(Mordecai and Rigby play football outside until Benson and the others get back)

Benson: (sees everything is still intact) Hmm. I'm impressed you two, you didn't mess up the kitchen. Alright let's watch some tv until our families arrive.

Rigby: Hey look you guys.

Mordecai: What is it?

(They see a commercial on T.V about Farmer Jimmy.)

Farmer Jimmy: Don't have a turkey yet? Not gonna find one? It's me! Farmer Jimmy at Farmer JImmy's Turkey Farm. I love Thanksgiving, but you already know that! What you may not know is that I also have a love and appreciation for pop music! (plays rock tune) And it really rustles my jimmies that there's no Thanksgiving song. That's where you come in! I'm holding a contest at my farm. Whoever writes the best catchy radio-friendly Thanksgiving tune wins my prized turducken. That's a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken. Everybody knows that. For decades, turduckens have been engineered by man. What you may not know is that one get born naturally every million years. (checks the time) Oh, the contest starts in half an hour. I gotta get ready!

Mordecai: Hey everyone, I think we should enter that contest and win the turducken.

Benson: Why?

Rigby: Kind of as a surprise to our families, to show them how much we care for them.

Skips: That actually sounds like a good idea, I'll go get my bass.

Muscle Man: I'll get my trumpet.

Benson: What the heck? I say let's do this.

Mordecai: But wait, there's still one problem.

Skips: What is that?

Rigby: How're we gonna get there in time.

Pops: I'll take us there with Carmenita.

Mordecai: Let's do this guys.

Benson: Wait let me turn off the oven and stove first.

(Benson turns stove and oven off)

Benson: Alright you guys, let's go.

Everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHH

(The park gang flies all the way to the contest, with Pops recommending that their song come from the heart)

(The episode would go on the same, but the entire park gang would help M fight Rich Buckner at the end)

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