A Helluva Boss Story
Different Kinds of Fire 2.0
Chapter 8
C.H.E.R.U.B.
~Normal POV~
The golden gates open. An angelic scenery filled the bright blue skies. There lived a quaint heavenly town. A small angel flies up looking straight ahead at what could only be a camera.
"Well howdy! I'm Cletus, welcome to Heaven! If you did something good to get here, then good people deserve a special blessing!"
~Cue Song~
"Does it make you want to cry?"
A man jumps out of an airplane, pulls the string connected to his parachute but it fails. He land on a rock and dies instantly.
"When your loved one has to die?"
Another person got run over by a speeding train.
"Does it hurt you through and through?"
A man commits' suicide by shooting himself in the head.
"When your face is turning blue!"
A man's whole face turns blue as he hangs by his neck.
"Well luckily for you, there's something we can do! We can help you keep them alive! So you can watch them thrive! Cause here at C.H.E.R.U.B.! We'll save your honeybun from dying violently!"
Cletus rescues a woman from a pack of wolves as Kennie pushes Collin in front of the wolves as he holds a board with a nail sticking out on top.
"Cause here at C.H.E.R.U.B.! No, we never even ask a fee!
A man tries to give Cletus money, but is strongly declined.
"Because good people spread the love!"
Collin and Kennie hug each other.
"And we're here for all above! We do the paperwork for you!"
Collin is at a desk writing through piles of paperwork looking stressed out.
"And the heavy lifting, too!"
Kennie lifts a boulder from a half squashed human who gives her two thumbs up.
"So sit right back!"
All three are helping a man who's bleeding in a car after an accident.
"And let us bless a soul for you!"
All three are in front of the camera, singing in sync.
"Oh, we are the C.H.E.R.U.B.!"
Blitz immediately shoots the television, causing it to break, explode, and go up in smoke.
"Nice one B!" Said an excited Millie.
"That was a good shot, but why does Hell get a channel from Heaven anyway?" Asked Becky confused.
"That's not important kid. Give me another, Mox!" Said Blitz loading his gun as Moxxie replaced the broken TV with a new similar one on the stand.
Turning the TV on to the 666 News.
"Eh, naw, not feelin' it, next!"
Moxxie changed the channel to a black and white Betty Boop cartoon.
"Uh-huh, keep going, keep going!"
"Moxxie again changed the channel. This time some whacky tall well dressed imp appears, holding a cane and talking like Foghorn Leghorn.
"I say, I say! Are you looking to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets? Well call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea Factory! Where you make the things and I make the money! Please, I'm very desperate!"
"Bingo!" Blitz yelled shooting at the television, causing another small explosion.
"Whoa!" Becky cried out.
"Woo! You're on a roll, sir!" Yelled Millie.
Loona, who was napping in a chair woke up, looked around then looked at a cup of water on the table. It made a small sploosh motion due to an unexpected shake that came and went in seconds.
"Guys, do you feel that?" She asked looking around.
Everyone stopped what they were doing as the shaking progressed then stopped moments later.
"Oh shit, was that a Hell shake?" Blitz said.
"Is that actually possible down here?" Becky asked.
"Doubtful." Said Moxxie.
Millie looks at Moxxie, grabbing him by the shoulders. "Alright, don't panic, Moxxie!" She cried out.
"I'm not panicking." Said Moxxie, calmly removing Millie's hands from his shoulders. "Because hellquacks don't happen."
"Stop getting hysterical, fatty!" Loona yelled as she shook and slapped Moxxie towards the window. Which immediately exploded creating a huge hole in the wall.
A tall funny-looking demon appeared on top of the rubble.
"Holy guacamole!" Becky cried out taking a few steps back.
"Do not be afraid!" Said the strange man.
"Please tell me you got that insurance thing." Said Blitz.
"Who are you, and what do you want?!" Said Millie holding out an axe, ready to jump in for the kill.
"I am Loopty Goopty!" The man said as he twisted and twirled to a spot between Blitz and Millie. "Dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopish!"
"Could've just used the door, dude. Don't need to be this weird." Said an annoyed Loona.
"I am eccentric, and must therefore do eccentric shit!" Loopy said.
Blitz gave Loopy a quick sniff before flinching. "Ugh! This old fuck reeks of the living world. Did you just die?"
"Yes! Moments ago in fact, and I was sent here!" Loopy answered.
"Just sayin', the front door would've gotten you here fine." Loona mumbled going through her phone.
"Shut up, dear furry!" Loopy said to Loona making her growl at him. Loopty turned to Blitz holding out a picture of an old looking man on it. "This is the man I want you to kill!"
Blitz looked at then took the photo. "He's not even a shit's length of time in Helland already plotting revenge. I can respect a man with that sort of passion! I'm Blitz, the 'O' is silent!" Blitz said, shaking hands with Loopty.
"What 'O'?" Loopty asked.
"Aww, thank you, now what the tea sis?" Said Blitz.
"The TEAAAAA?!"
"Uh, I think he wants to know why you want that man dead." Becky said to Loopty.
From under the pile of rubble, Moxxie, who was crushed underneath only had an arm sticking out.
"Guys, help." He cried in a weak and painful.
"Yeah, why are we killing this guy? I mean, what did he do to you?" Blitz asked elbowing Loopty.
"Losing...oxy-!"
"He was...my business partner! You see, I was not always an old man." Loopty began to tell us his dramatic tale.
~Flashback~
"My partner Lyle and I ran Lyle-Loopty Robotics, a technological empire!"
Two young and muscular young men are standing on top of a large building.
Earlier today, we were testing a new machine intended to stop or reverse the aging process!" Loopty explained.
The two men finished their work on the large machine, entering it.
"It could've saved all three trillionaires! But, unfortunately, we neglected to test the machine on the poor, like we usually do. We were too sure of our own genius, that the machine was accidentally set forward!"
The two men were locked inside, desperately trying to escape but the machines rays began taking affect on their bodies. Aging them before their eyes into two old farts. Loopty clutches his chest, dying instantly of a heart attack.
"By the time we managed to get out, it was too late. At least for me."
Some paramedics arrived saving Lipton and placing Loopty's dead body in a body bag.
"Now, that evil son of a bitch is going to take over the empire we built together! Without me to share it with him, he'll make all the god damn money in the world, and become the fourth trillionarie and get all the credit!"
~End of Flashback~
"Yeah, that's not really evil." Said Blitz.
"It's evil towards me!" Loopty complained.
"Everything...is going...dark..." Moxxie said from under the rubble.
"Uh guys..." Becky began but Loopty covered her mouth to speak.
"Now get your crimson asses up above and send that heartless no-good son of a bitch to Hell, where he belongs!"
"Yeah...you do know, Poopty-" Began Blitz before Loopty cut him off. "Loopty!" "Of course, of course. If we do kill him though and he ends up down here, you know, you'll be stuck with him, forever." Blitz explained. "Oh trust me!" Said Loopty as a bunch of weapons popped out behind his back. "I'm counting on it!"
"That's kind of hot." Said Moxxie giving a thumbs up. Everyone looked in his direction.
~Not long later on the surface~
All four imps reached the surface, hitched a ride on a tour bus, taking them on a one way trip to their destination, a large mansion. The four imps each wore a different disguise to help blend in with the humans on the bus. Blitz was dressed like a clown. Moxxie was dressed like a British gentleman. Millie was dressed as a rich girl, and Becky was dressed as a goth chick.
"Gee, I wonder whose house this is?" Said Moxxie looking through a pair of binoculars.
"And to your right, is the home of famous inventor, Lyle Lipton." Said the tour guide as people began taking pictures.
Blitz stood up, removing his sunglasses. "Let's do it gang!"
Each imp took out a different weapon, jumped off the bus, landing over the fence of Lipton's home. Weapons at the ready.
"Let's kill this rich guy!" Millie cried out.
The four raced off towards the mansion.
"And on your right, you'll see four stalkers about to commit a murder. Stuff like this happens to rich people all the time." The tour guide explains as everyone took more pictures.
The four imps reached the mansion. They leaned against a wall, peering through the window to see a small old man in bed. He looked sickly and depressed.
"Wow, that machine really did a number on him." Said Moxxie.
The imps watched as Lipton said goodbye to his only love in a picture frame he held. That love being nothing more than a photo of cash. Then he began going on about some nonsense.
"All the riches in the world can't make me happy." Said Lipton tying together a rope made out of the tubes connected to a machine.
"Oh fantastic, he's going to do our job for us!" Blitz explained.
Lipton readied the rope.
"Should we go in there and help him?" Moxxie asked.
"I don't think that's necessary." Becky replied. "He seems to have everything under control. No reason to get involved."
Lipton was getting ready to put the rope around his neck. From outside, the imps watched snacking on popcorn and drinks. As Lipton was about to end it all, the rope suddenly began to glow. A bright light shined above him and then it grew into a powerful force that pushed the imps backwards. Sending the little sock kitty on Blitz's tail flying through the air before vanishing. Much to Blitz's disappointment. Once the light faded and Lipton could see again, he saw three little figures floating down from the light.
"Oh lord, I'm being haunted by ugly orphan children!"
"What was that?" Asked Becky rubbing her head.
"Who the fuck are they?!" Blitz cried out.
Moxxie's eyes widen in realization. "(gasp) Oh no, sir, those are..."
"Cherubs, Mr. Lyle!" A cheerful Cletus cried out.
"I hate stinking orphan children." Said Lyle shaking his fist with rage.
"We're here to convince you not to kill yourself sire." Collin explained. "To grant you a blessing, on behalf of those in Heaven, benefited by your amazing technological advances."
"Aw hell no!" Blitz cried out jumping through another window. "Don't listen-" Only to land hard on his face.
Moxxie, thought smart and opened a door for him and the girls.
"Lyle Lipton..." He began glancing over at Blitz on the floor. "It is our humble option that you should continue the process to die."
"I mean, what do you expect to do with all this money, now that you're all old...and gross?" Millie added in.
"Is that a serious question? He can help spread his wealth around to the people of the world!" Keenie said flying around tossing some money in the air.
"No." Lyle said holding his bed sheets.
"He could pay for new hospitals and schools!" Collin said.
"Why won't you let me die?" Lyle asked.
"Oh sounds like you need help offing yourself there buddy. Moxxie, what do you got for this fella?" Said Blitz.
Moxxie began pulling and tossing several different weapons out of his coat. "I have some assault weapons, crossbow, honey bow, tommy gun, old-fashioned shotgun, revolvers in three colors, chainsaws, katanas."
Becky starred at Moxxie with wide eyes. "How in the world did you get that many weapons in your coat?!"
"Trade secret." Moxxie replied.
"He's classier than that." Collin argued.
Lyle took one of the weapons and put it in his mouth. Ready to pull the trigger and end his miserable life. Till Collin took the gun away from him.
"There're still plenty of reasons to live!"
"Yeah right. Smells like he hasn't been out of bed in months." Said Millie sniffing the bed, immediately covering her mouth before vomiting.
Moxxie rubbed her back while Blitz and Becky looked grossed out.
"Life can be beautiful at any age!" Said Cletus.
"And we'll show him!" Keenie added.
"Yeah!" All three Cherubs cried out in a cheerful tone.
"No!" All four imps yelled.
The Cherubs pushed Lyle, who was still in his bed, to a beautiful vast open forest.
"Look around Lyle, God's gift of nature is a wonder to behold, regardless of age...or wealth!" Cleatus told him.
"If you were to end your life, you'd be missing all of this." Said Collin waving his arm out.
"Mmhm, you gonna buy that from a baby and the sheep it fucks?" Said Blitz appearing in a lion costume while making a hand gesture to make his point.
Collin covered his ears, Cletus looked shocked, Keenie gasped.
"That is so inappropriate!"
"Oh kiss our ass, prude!" Said Millie wearing a pink cat costume, holding up two middle fingers to Keenie.
Becky, who was wearing a squirrel costume giggled a little at the comment.
"Anyway, take it from me, a fellow genius. Nature is no picnic up close." Blitz told Lyle as he climbed into the bed to sit besides the old man. Showing him through binoculars just what nature was really about.
Through the binoculars, Lyle could see a family of adorable bunnies and a few squirrels gathered together. At first it was a beautiful sight to see, until two carnivorous wolves came out of nowhere, devouring the squirrels and a few of the bunnies that couldn't escape.
"Oh no!" Lyle cried out.
"Stop looking!" Said Collin, trying to pull the binoculars away but Lyle wouldn't let them go.
"I can't stop! I've never wanted to die more than I do now!"
It got worse, a bear appeared, swiping at one of the wolves before walking over to finish the job. Raising his paw, the bear never got the chance to kill the wolf. A tree was cut down, crushing the bear instantly. A logger laughed maniacally, holding an active chainsaw before a beehive landed on his head making him scream. In a panic, he tossed the chainsaw up in the air. It fell back down chopping both the loggers arms off. Then a charging stag ran up, skewering the loggers body as lightning flashed in the background.
The Cherubs were shocked, jaws dropped, eyes wide open. Blitz was the same before his mouth formed a satisfied grin.
"L-L-Let's move on, shall we?" Suggested a nervous Cletus.
Millie, Moxxie, and Becky fist bumped one another.
The Cherubs slam through a wall using Lyle's bed, entering a large shopping mall.
Oh lord, where are we now? Let me perish!" Said Lyle.
"We're here to show you another of life's wonders, childhood wonderment!" Keenie said, gesturing to a large group of children surrounding Santa.
"Why, look at those sweet disease-ridden vermin. Their joy comes from innocence, unspoiled by the burdens of adulthood and their middle-class existence. Such simple joy they have. It's inspiring. Thank you for showing me this."
"He dipshit!" Yelled Blitz, dressed as an elf, standing near Santa. Millie and Becky wore elf outfits themselves, and Moxxie wore a Rudolf, the red-nosed reindeer outfit. Much to his annoyance. "You wanna see whose lap you're sitting on?!"
In one fell swoop, Blitz removed Santa's red suit to reveal an old gnome looking man wearing just a shirt and undies.
Took the children seconds to scream in terror, and Lyle cried like a baby.
Quickly, the Cherubs pushed Lyle out the way they came.
The next location Lyle was brought to was Lover's Lookout.
"This place reeks of teenagers." Lyle complained.
"Lover's Lookout sir!" Cletus explained, "We're here to remind you about life's greatest joy of all!"
"Money?!"
"No! Love." Collin corrected Lyle.
"I've never been in love before. I imagine it's quite nice." Said Lyle, imagining it in his head.
"It's not too late sir. You can still find-" Collin was immediately cut off by Blitz.
"Ha! Nice try, ugly." Blitz was dressed pretty in pink with a blonde wig, Moxxie wore a brunette wig and a dark blue dress, Millie had her hair in a ponytail with a black dress on, and Becky had her hair parted to the side with a knee length purple dress on.
Blitz took out a megaphone, "Hey, horny lovers! Which one of you would fuck this old man?!"
All the cars sped off at top speed. Leaving a rejected Lyle devastated.
"You know you four are so utterly c-c-cruel! We're just trying to give hope to someone in need!" Collin argued.
"Oh, and you three are so superior to us just because we want some selfish, greedy, authoritarian capitalist to kill over dead!" Moxxie replied with sass.
"You're making things to real now Moxxie." Said Blitz holding a spray bottle that said piss on the label. He turns the knob on top and sprays Moxxie a few times. Causing the small imp to flinch and hiss in disgust.
A woman dressed as a Viking with a unicorn floaty around her body sang a loud on stage in the spotlight. The Cherubs, now well dressed, brought Lyle to the Opera house. Thinking and hoping music would change his heart.
"Behold, the wonder of art and music! Something always there to comfort, entertain, and live for!" Cletus explained to Lyle.
The four imps were above the stage, watching the scene before them as Blitz leaned close, wagging his butt and tail back and forth.
"So, how do we make this bad?" Millie asked.
"Is it even possible to make opera bad?" Becky asked.
"We can't, there's literally nothing bad about opera. It's a fact." Stated Moxxie.
"Unless, we ruin it!" Blitz replied wagging his butt at Moxxie before grabbing a spotlight, playing around with it. Making it move left and right which made the singer move constantly to get back in the spotlight while singing.
"She's not very good." Lyle states.
Blitz began to make the spotlight move faster and faster, causing the singer to pause her singing and move. The Cherubs and Lyle narrow their eyes in suspicion. As Blitz picked up the pace, the spotlight broke from its spot. Falling down on the singer, just as she had gained the spotlight and began to sing again. She was crushed instantly, making the audience scream. The piano player nervously continued to play, only now it was more somber music.
The four imps saw everything, shock was on their faces.
"Well, at least we made it bad." Said a satisfied Blitz.
"That's it! I've had it!" Shouted Cletus who appeared with Collin and Kennie by his sides. "You four monsters have messed with us enough!"
"W-W-We're just trying to do our j-j-job!" Collin added in.
"Well so are we." Moxxie pointed out.
"Enough of this!" Cleatus cried out, summoning a golden crossbow, as did Collin and Kennie and aimed at the imps. "We are saving that shitty old man's life, whether he wants it or not!"
At that point, Becky stepped up. "Hey now, wait just a minute! I've got something to say."
Everyone's eyes were locked on Becky. "You three claim to be messengers of God. You spread his word, his messages, and good grace, right?"
"Well...yes, we spread his word, and grant people a blessing. Those who are worthy will be granted a second chance." Collin said. "We do so from the kindness of our hearts because everybody should be able to enjoy their life with their loved ones."
Hearing that made that unpleasant feeling in Becky's stomach. "Enjoy their life? Then where was God or the three of you when I was being sexually harassed by my drunken ass father?! Where was anyone when I defended myself and died in the process?!"
"W-What do you m-mean?"
"I mean, I was human. I died defending myself against my dad who came home drunk as usual, and started feeling me up like a piece of meat."
"And what's your name?"
"My name is Becky, short for Rebecca. Rebecca Eliza Dusk, a nineteen year old girl who lost her mother when she was six. Who spent her whole life with a horrible father who beat her, made her feel worthless, had her working like a dog everyday, who came home drunk, and tried to commit sexual assault on her since she was eight. Nobody helped her, nobody stepped in, nobody asked her if she needed help. Nobody came to her aide! Nobody saved her! NOBODY GAVE HER ANYTHING WHEN SHE NEEDED IT THE MOST!"
At this point Becky was letting her emotions run free. She had kept an abundance of anger trapped within her for so long. Now she was letting it out. Her anger. Her frustration. Her sorrow. Her tears. Tears had built up in her eyes as she confronted the three Cherubs.
"Well?! Where the Hell where you three?! Where the Hell was my guardian angel?! Where the Hell was God when I needed help?!"
"N-N-Now calm down, we didn't know-"Collin tried to argue but Becky wasn't having any of that.
"You didn't know? You didn't know?! How the fuck could you not know?! I thought God was suppose to be there for all of his children!? He's suppose to be looking out for everyone, and help them in their time of need. But guess what? He never showed up for me! I constantly prayed every night for hope and salvation, but apparently a shitty rich asshole like Lyle Lipton's way more important then some poor, depressed middle-class girl like me! You three aren't Cherubs, you're bastards, BASTARDS!"
Having gotten everything off her chest, Becky pants heavily, catching her breathe. Leaving everyone from the Cherubs to her imp friends in shock,
"I'm done. If you three and God care more about saving jerks like Lipton then those who need help the most, I'd rather be here in Hell then granted a place in Heaven. So kiss my ass, and let that fat bastard die!"
Blitz sniffled, wiping a tear from his eye, "They grow up so fast. (regains his composer) Now, getting back on topic, (turns to the Cherubs) someone wants that fucker dead, mkay? And he paid in advance and I spent it all on this..." Blitz pulled out a tiny money-like horse in his palm. "...so he's gotta go!"
"Never!" Keenie flew up to Blitz. "You are all such disgusting, loathsome beasts! Your kind is nothing but dirt that shitty dead people trend on! Now you're trying to meddle with the lives of humans and brainwash an innocent girl?!"
"Hey, nobody brainwashed me! I came to this realization myself, and you've got no right to talk to us that way when you're meddling like us!"
"Exactly!" Millie chimed in, picking up Blitz with ease as she looked Keenie in the eyes. "So why don't you shut your trap you judgmental, cotton candy, tit Heavenly bitch?!"
"You tell her Millie!" Becky cheered.
"Filthy demon crap!" Keenie yelled tackling Millie.
The three imps watched the pair roll off before running away from Collin and Cletus. Who began their attack by shooting arrows. Millie and Keenie fall off the catwalk, Moxxie sees this, quickly jumping into action. Swinging down from a rope, he tried to shot at Keenie, but Millie was in the way. Afraid of hitting his wife by mistake, he aimed for above shooting down a sandbag that fell on Keenie. Allowing Moxxie to swing and rescue Millie. The pair began to make out while firing their weapons and spinning around from the rope.
Blitz and Becky, who were still on the catwalk where running and swinging away from Cletus. Blitz got up on a metal scaffolding, shooting at Cletus who dodges. Becky tried to shot at Cletus, but Collin appeared so she had to runaway. Lyle watched everything from his seat. He began to have an epiphany, realizing there was more to life. He wanted to live and enjoy it.
Blitz continued shooting at Cletus, but ran out of ammo. So he threw his revolver at Cletus' face.
"Ah, you fucker!" He cried out rubbing his face, firing an arrow by accident at a rope cutting it instantly. The four imps fell within the metal scaffolding, Millie and Moxxie being tied up from the rope. The fall on the stage, narrowly missing the pianist who stopped playing, stood up, picked up and dropped his stool before landing on it. Right as the piano went flying through the air. Heading straight for Lyle who panics and moves away. Only to be crushed by the piano. dying instantly.
"Well, well, would you look at that. You did our job for us." Moxxie laughs, Millie flips double birds at the Cherubs and Blitz smirks with satisfaction with Becky on his lap.
"You three did a bad thing~!" Becky said in a taunting happy voice.
Collin gasps in horror, "Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my God."
Keenie grabs Collin's shirt collar and slaps him across the face, "Get a hold of yourself Collin, and do not use the Lord's name in vain!"
"This isn't over!" Cletus shouts.
He creates a heavenly portal, flying through with the others but were quickly repelled out of it.
"What the?!"
A small group of Cherubs fly out of the portal to confront the trio.
"Yeah, no, sorry Cletus but I'm afraid your actions resulted in the death of a human." Said a deer looking at a clipboard. "I'm afraid you can't re-enter Heaven. Yeah, no."
"What?!"
The little deer just chuckles while speaking condescendingly, "Yeah, mm, sorry. Yeah, no."
"Is there anything we can do?" Collin begged.
"Yeah, no! No, no, no! Oh, no." Said the deer, pointing at each Cherub while speaking.
"But...But we didn't mean to! It was all them-" Keenie tried to defend herself and the boys but the imps had already disappeared.
Anyway, sorry guys. Thos are the rules, yeah, bye!" And just like that, the Cherubs flew through the portal disappearing before Cletus could get to it. Leaving the poor lad to weep in sorrow.
Beck in Hell, the imps were back in the meeting room, Blitz clapped his hands together, "Well, the old man wanted to live again and we didn't kill him, so we failed. Thanks to those fucking Cherubs, he's probably up in Heaven now. So..." He turned to look out the window. "It's a shame. All our client wanted was eternal revenge on his business partner and now the two are forever separated an now we gotta face the fire of fucking up."
"Sir, when are you going to tell the client?" Asked Moxxie.
"Oh, I already sent him a text." Said Blitz holding up his phone, "We're in good hands cause texts don't make people angry."
"Um actual Blitz, a text message can be just as bad as a phone call." Said Becky.
Suddenly, a metal staircase-like plank crashed through the wall. Just as Moxxie pushed himself out of the way.
"Blitzo!" Loopty made another appearance, descending from the stairway.
"Loopty...we can explain everything. I was-"
Blitz was cut off when another metal staircase-like stairway crashed through the room, squishing Moxxie, to reveal a demonic version of Lyle.
"Lyle Lipton?!"
"I don't understand, we all thought you went to Heaven." Becky said.
"Heaven? You don't make millions in technological advances in robotics by not experimenting on the poor!" Lyle explained.
"Oh you no good heartless son of a bitch!" Said Loopty. "Thank you imps, for reuniting me with my best friend!"
"Uh, your welcome sir." Said Becky.
"The only question now is, what do two old genius robotic inventors do now that we're in Hell?" Lyle asked.
Just then, the door to the room opened up, revealing Wally Wackford.
"Did someone say, I say inventors?" Name's Wally Wackford, and I'm looking for creative new people to exploit...I mean employ." He said twirling his mustache.
"Everyone, stop fucking up my walls! Moxxie's going to have to fix all this shit!" Blitz yelled out while Moxxie laid crushed with foam coming out of his mouth. "Oh chill out Moxxie! If you stick in me any further you'll go right inside me. Satan's balls, first we deal with Heaven's table-scraps, now this?!"
"I guess you can say, you say, you have a holy operation here, Blitzo!" Said Wally slapping his knee, laughing at his own joke.
"Get out."
Wally kept laughing until he fell on the floor.
"No, seriously. Get the fuck out of my office!" Blitz yelled.
End of another chapter
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