Zakk, John, Daria, and Jeff were one of the most barbaric fighters in this battle. They had powerful, pump-action shotguns in their hands as they were blasting away Exorcists angels, DHORK agents, and crazy fanatical followers of Belmont.
Some of the soldiers were a little too much for the Black Label boys since they are more of musicians and not expert fighters.
Nevertheless, they were being helped by the Legion, and demons that they became friends with. "You would go against Christ like this?" Adam came face to face with Zakk himself.
"I am not going against Father Christ, fuckhead." Said Zakk Wylde, "I am going against you. I may be a soldier of Christ, but you guys are the fucking worst."
"And you call yourself a soldier of Christ, Zakk?!" said Adam. "He would be ashamed to see you fighting alongside demons for fuck sake!"
"These demons seem pretty cool to me, asshole!" Zakk retorted. "And you're not the only one to play an ax."
"Heh. I know all about you, Zakk." Adam sneered, "like the fact that you played for that washed up has-been Ozzy Osbourne for nearly twenty fucking years. Now he is a fucking joke!"
What Adam said was practically his own death warrant, for Zakk Wylde got really pissed off at hearing his own Godfather get insulted like that, and bashed his guitar across Adam's face, making him fall on the floor, giving him a black eye. "No one disses the old man that treated me like his own son!" Zakk shouted.
The next thing the amazing guitarist did was play a killer solo that sounded melodic and powerful to the ears of many.
"Oh, it's like that, eh? Fine. It's your fucking funeral!" Said Adam before pulling out his own ax. He blasted a wave into Black Label Society, knocking them over from the blast. "I am still better than you, Zakk."
As the four Berserkers got up, they were seething at those Exorcists and Zakk pulled out his guitar again, blasting a wave of his own energy from his sweet pinch harmonics and making Adam tumble over backwards into a tree, where Lute tried to help him up.
"Master Adam!" Said Lute. "Are you alright?"
"I'm fine, baby. Just... Ah! Just a scratch is all." Adam panted. "Two can play at this game."
A bunch of crazy followers went up to d'Arnot and Cody and were about to chop them to death with machetes and axes
Then they were suddenly gunned down by one of the helicopter mini-guns from the French soldiers, falling to the ground one by one.
"Nice shot, Jean-Luc!" d'Arnot chuckled. Suddenly, he felt himself being tackled by Fletus to the ground.
"d'Arnot!" Cody shouted as he looked on as the French general was caught off-guard like this. Then the kid felt himself being violently grabbed by a female follower, but he shot her in the head, from under her chin as it entered the brain. He shot at a couple more followers and was targeted by a couple of the mercenaries with their M16 rifles without him noticing.
Loona tackled the leader of this small group ajd literally ripped his head off with her teeth, then she clawed at the soldiers with no hesitation, and her hands were quickly covered in blood.
Many of these men were becoming very afraid of the female hellhound, and for a very good reason too, for Loona was the one fighting the most viciously out of the good guys (or anti-hero in her case).
She showed no mercy in killing any foe that stood in her way and not even a stab with a knife would stop her from defending her adopted brother.
After being tackled like in football, d'Arnot felt his face being pummeled with Fletus fist over and over again, but the French soldier was far more experienced than this brutish hick. He managed to slice the arm of Fletus that was holding his down with a Swiss Army knife and made him growl as blood was coming out of the wound.
The next thing d'Arnot did was punch him in the face two times, but Fletus caught him by the back of his head and slammed his face on his right knee. Despite how painful that was, d'Arnot wouldn't back down, for he was quite the trooper.
Fletus tried to react but was not quick enough as he charged and d'Arnot landed three more hard punches to his face and a painful uppercut kick, making him stagger and almost fall backward. Fletus was panting and blood was showing from his mouth and lip, and he even spat out two teeth that came loose from the impact of the blows. "Surprised to see that you are not surrendering, Frenchie." He said
"Zat is some stupid stereotype about us French, batard! (bastard!)" he pulled out his saber. "We French are more powerful zan you all think we are." He pointed his sword at the hurt hick.
The brute man got mad and charged at him like an angry bull in a bullfight, and then pulled out a large ax to try and cut d'Arnot in half
This ax looked terrifying and can even cut through steel if needed, but this large hick was still slow and it gave d'Arnot the perfect moment to cut off the follower's right hand worn his saber, making him howl in pure agony.
"Fletus!" Robert noticed after beating a French soldier to death. Then he got mad and shouted, "I'll send you to Hell next!"
Before the chubby follower could try to attack, Moxxie jumped and landed around the man's shoulders and plopped a small piece of metal into the guy's mouth before leaping off of him.
"You should really use a breath mint, sir." Moxxie smugly said.
"What- what did you put in me?"
"Just a tiny bomb that will explode from inside of you in exactly..." he pulled out his watch, "three, two, one,"
Before Robert could react and even scream for his life, there was a loud splatter and a splash of blood and organs from where the fanatic stood.
"Works every time." Moxxie said. He found Dennis, who was done stabbing a French soldier to death with his Bowie knife, and turned his evil eye towards Moxxie
"I'm gonna make you wish you stayed in Hell, freak!" Dennis shouted.
A large, meaty fist hit across his face, and made him fall backwards. It was Vortex, and he pinned Dennis down. "What kind of people are you?" Tex said angrily. "Raping a defenseless woman and torturing her?"
"The demon-living bitch deserved it!" Dennis said. "She had it coming!"
"Too bad you didn't see this coming." Tex sneered as he grabbed one of Dennis' arms and twisting it out of proportion, making the crazy fanatic scream. Turns out; Tex broke the arm without any problem, then he proceeded to do the same with the rest of his limbs, making the pain for Dennis even more unbearable to withstand.
"The Pain!" He shouted.
"Nice going, Tex." Blitzo came up to the big guy. "I'm so glad that you're part of the family now."
"Aw, thanks Blitzo, but we can celebrate later."
"right. Let's give this scumbag fucktard what he deserves."
Tex began to slowly rip out Dennis' right arm, making him howl some more. "Don't kill me!" Dennis pleaded with tears in his face. "JUST GIVE ME A FUCKING CHANCE!"
"Rapists never deserve chances, you piece of shit!" Tex yelled before ripping the arm clean off. Dennis began to scream even louder than before and felt Tex moving on to his next arm
"Don't worry, fuck face," Blitzo taunted, "it will fucking hurt for an eternity!"
Meanwhile, Paulo was firing an AK-47 rifle with a small posse of four soldiers from the fanatical group. They were easily gunned down and Chibuzo, Tommy's best friend from Senegal, yelled out as he was punching and kicking Paulo after dodging some bullets, and even shot him in the crotch, making the Hispanic follower drop his gun and on his knees, making him scream in pain.
"Au revoir, fils de pute (Goodbye, Son of a Bitch!)" said Chibuzo before finishing the follower off with his revolver,
"Nice shooting, Chibuzo." Ali walked up to him.
"Thanks." Chibuzo smiled.
More soldiers were closing in on IMP, and they meant business. "Come on! I know this is open season but, I don't know how much longer I can keep this up!" Millie admitted.
Suddenly, a large wave of ice appeared from the left, and all of these ex-marines were frozen solid as icicles.
"You?" Loona said, recognizing who saved her and the others.
"My sincere apologies for being tardy." It was Andrealphus. "But more firepower has arrived to help save the day." He unleashed another wave of ice on another group of enemy soldiers, freezing them as well.
Johnny, who was fighting as ferociously as Tex and Loona, broke the iced soldiers to Millions of ice shards so that they were permanently dead.
"What are you doing here?" Stolas asked, not sounding very happy to see his shitty brother-in-law. "I thought you would be too busy looking in your own mirror than going out in the field."
Andrealphus just looked at Stolas with contempt. "Shut the fuck up will you, i didn't do it for you, I did it for Via and the boy."
"Since when did you care about Via and Cody?" Stolas questioned him. "You've never bothered to babysit your own niece before."
"Look, you can bicker at me later," said Andrealphus. "But right now, we have a child to save."
"Very well." Stolas said, although he still think it was a good idea for Andrelaphus to come join in on the fight and help put an end to this crazy chaos on Earth.
"Besides, i've brought some friends... and or acquaintances to help us out." the ice Goetia pointed. The demons, Legion, and allies of Cody looked over to see many familiar faces that they have seen before, mostly friendly faces, and one of them was a rather unfriendly face.
A large, Crocodilian-like demon pulled out a flamthrower on a group mixed of fanatical followers under Belmont and about seven soldiers from the mercenaries, disintegrating them into ashes like they were cremated.
Cody looked surprised to see who that was. "Slasher?" he had one eyebrow raised up.
"Long time, no see, little man." Slasher said.
"What are you doing here? I thought you hate me?"
"I do, but if anyone is going to squish your skull like a honeydew, then that sure as hell better be me." Slasher pointed.
The young boy didn't know if he should be relieved, or scared at the same time. Alas, there were more important things to worry about. After all; he is getting a little extra help right now. Speaking of extra help, there was also Charlie, Vaggie, Angel Dust, Alastor, Verosika and her posse, much of the townsfowk of Cody's town that stayed in Stolas' chateau before. Now there was more help for Cody to have against Belmont.
Verosika and her friends were using their seductive charms against attractive enemies and even kissed them, waiting for them to take the bait and let themselves be killed by sex-crazed demons.
Fizzaroli appeared out of nowhere and was doing a cartwheel at a bunch of enemy soldiers that were trying to gun him down. Fizz was not much of a fighter, so he was used mostly as a distraction to the heroes by pulling out so many old-school gags like the classic banana peel slip act.
As more of the chaos was ensuing, Belmont noticed Cody was running up to Loona to try and reunite with her, but the crazy preacher growled and charged at Cody with his dagger in hand was more than eager to put an end to the supposed "end of the world" as he believed. A look of evil appeared in his eyes as fire was burning in them like matches.
As Cody was running towards Loona, he felt himself tackled by the pious preacher and the kid was scared.
"No holding back this time!" Said Belmont as he was about to pierce Cody's heart.
"Cody!" Loona shouted as she was about to save him. Tex, Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Tommy were about to go up and save him too, but then a bunch of Exorcists leaped out in front of the group with their angelic guns aimed at them so they wouldn't interfere with Belmont going in for the kill.
"You have been more trouble than I imagined, Cody!" Belmont shouted as he pinned Cody to a tree by the throat.
Tyler gasped and rushed towards his best friend and tried to pry his own father off of Cody. "Let him go, dad!" Tyler shouted as he was bonking Belmont over and over again. It caused the preacher to be mad and fling his own son off, and land on the grass, right on his face.
"I told you, didn't I?" Belmont said as he picked up Tyler by his hair. "You are no son of mine!" Then he slapped him to the ground, knocking him out cold. "I'll deal with you later. You can join Cody after I deal with him first."
Cody tried to run away but Belmont grabbed him by the arm and pinned him to the tree before.
"It doesn't have to be this way!" Cody pleaded
"I don't have a choice!" Belmont shouted. I know you are a boy, but I have to do this for the greater good of mankind." He pulled out his knife and was about to strike the killing blow on Cody, and the boy screamed as he was about to meet his demise. However, a blinding light appeared and it suddenly flashed off, and to both Cody and Belmont's surprise, Jesus was right next to them, holding Belmont's right arm from killing the kid.
"Enough!" Jesus said in a firm voice. "Enough of this senseless violence and chaos!"
"Lord Jesus?" Belmont was so shocked, he put his dagger down. "But... how?"
"I knew Cody was going to be in trouble, and you have caused a lot of unholy commotion as of late, Seymour."
"You defend this spawn of Lucifer?" Said Belmont in disbelief. "This vile monster has corrupted you!"
"Thar is beyond preposterous." Jesus said. "I am the son of God. I can never be corrupted by anything."
"But-"
"Lord Jesus! Lord Jesus!" Adam and Lute rushed up to the Lion of Judah and bowed to him. "My lord, we tried to help save the world from the Antichrist but these fucking stupid demons just keep-"
"Silence!" Jesus exclaimed. Hearing him say that in a booming voice was a very terrifying thing to hear. "Adam, I could not be any more disappointed in you and your Exorcist followers for all you have done!"
"But the Antichrist-"
"He is not the Antichrist." Jesus plainly said. "If he was, he would have caused the end of the world right now. Believe me!"
"What if he was not old enough to do it yet?" Asked Adam
"Come now." Jesus doubted. "Cody is a good boy and the fire that caused his parents demise was just an unfortunate accident that he did not cause whatsoever." Then Jesus crossed his arms. "I am really going to explain to my father how awful you and the other Exorcists have all been."
"What?!" Adam said in shock and disbelief. "We were just simply doing our job."
"Your job is to help overpopulation control in Hell." Jesus pointed. "What you did is completely against what my father stood for, Adam. You, Lute, and all of the other Exorcists will have to be reevaluated."
"Again?!" Said Adam.
"Yes. Now go back to heaven, all of your Exorcists, at once."
"But we-"
"Now." Jesus sounded firm as the angels were forced to comply and go all the way back to Heaven for their punishment.
The DHORK agents looked just as shocked to see the Lion of Judah like this.
"I warned you demon hunters to stay away from Cody, and you did not heed."
"Please have mercy on us!" Said Agent One as he laid down his weapons as begged on his knees. Agent Two did the same thing as her partner
"Give us a second chance!!" The female agent pleaded. "We'll do anything!"
Jesus was silent, and looked at the two agents. "If you all know what is good for you demon hunters, then you will stay away from Cody Laurent and his cronies."
"Yes! Yes! We promise!" Said Agent One.
"For good." Jesus added. Just like that, the remaining demon hunters left alive put down their weapons and ran away, leaving Agent One and Two stunned and looked at Loona, who growled at the two agents, making them run away from afar.
Countless followers were realizing what they were doing all this time, almost killing an innocent boy, cheering for the rape of an innocent woman for speaking out against her crazy ex, and killing off a badass biker gang for helping Cody stay alive.
As such, many of the now "former" followers have killed themselves by either shooting themselves through their heads, or spitting their own throats. Many of the enemy soldiers also committed suicide after all of this out of intense guilt, one by one.
"Wait!" Cody tried to stop them.
"I am afraid they have gone completely out of their minds." Jesus sadly stated.
"Can't you try to help them?" Cody asked the lamb of God.
"Alas, there are things I cannot fix. Even i cannot save everyone."
"I didn't ask for any of this." Said Cody.
"Of course not, child." Jesus reassured him with a gently smile. "We all know who is to blame for this madness." He glared at Belmont, who began to look frantic. "No! No!!" He shouted. "You cannot do this to me! I am a follower of God!!"
"a follower of God would never order a woman who disagrees with you to be raped to make her feel pain!" Jesus said. "Or to publicly disown his own son."
Still looking frantic, Belmont looked over at Tyler, who was conscious again and gently tended to by Moxxie and Millie. "Cody is the Antichrist. The fire was not a coincidence!"
"I think I have had enough of this." Jesus said with his eyes closed.
"What are we going to do with him?" Asked Cody.
"Of course, send him to eternal damnation." Jesus smiled
"No!!! No!" Belmont begged. "Do not do this to me!"
"Normally it really pains my heart to have people in Hell, but after all the people you have killed, I can make an exception."
"Don't worry, Mr. Christ." Said Charlie, walking up to Jesus. "My daddy is Lucifer after all. He'll know what to do with him."
A portal from Earth to Hell began to open and Lucifer himself appeared from the hole. "Seymour Belmont. How I have longed to meet you." Said Satan. "Your soul is mine!"
"Tyler, Tyler! Help me! Help me!!!" Belmont pleaded as he felt a bunch of skeletal hands try to drag him to Hell
"I'm not your son anymore. Remember?" Tyler asked angrily.
"Please, I was wrong! You are a good boy."
"It's far too late for that" Lucifer chuckled as he made the skeleton hands drag Belmont into Hell. All that was left of him on Earth was his frantic, long scream as he was plunged into the hole below, then the hole closed up with dirt and soil.
"Good fucking riddance, you fucking cunt asshole!" Loona exclaimed before spitting at where the hole used to be. "Cody," she said in a soft voice as she hugged him tightly. "I am so glad you are ok." She even planted a loving kiss on his left cheek. "Are you hurt?
"Not much. I'm ok."
"we are all glad to hear that." Said Jesus. "I knew that this moment had come."
"And he asked us to send some help for you, brother." Said Zakk, with him and his boys walking up to Cody. "And... Cody, we're sorry about your uncle. Will you be ok?"
"Yes." Cody nodded his head. "I'm just glad this is all over."
"Victory is ours!!" Tommy exclaimed with a magnum held in one hand. The sound of loud cheering was heard from the crowd and the battle had won.
"The closest followers will also receive Judgement from me." Said Lucifer before snapping his fingers to create a couple more portal to hell. Fletus, and the remaining strongest followers, probably up to fifty, were pulled down to Hell for the crimes they have committed. Countless soldiers under Belmont's employ were also plunged into holes down to hell that Satan had created for them. He was going to have fun making them be hurt and tormented for the rest of eternity. "It's been a long time, Jesus." Satan said begrudgingly.
"Lucifer, I have no animosity towards you." Jesus said. "I never meant to hurt you or make you feel bad."
"Heh. Just drop it." Lucifer said.
"Look, my lord," said Stolas. "Please don't punish Cody. He didn't asked to have some crazy preacher find out about Hell."
"Not to worry, Stolas" said Lucifer. "It is one of the worst secrets of all time; making sure Hell doesn't exists for everyone not know
"Uh, my lord." Cody said. "I think you might have an idea of how Belmont and his followers should spend Hell."
"What's that?" Satan sounded open to this idea, whatever it was. The boy whisperer to something Lucifer's ear and when he finished, the king of Hell said: " I can certainly arrange that for you, my boy."