Clint and Steve are trying to teach Thor how to peel an orange, but he just won't get it! ...And then he (sort of) does, and chaos is brought forth. "OH MY EYE HOW IT BURNS!" Crack fic! No slash! Mild romance! This is a story about Thor, fruit, things, and dogs. I am not to be held responsible for death by too much laughter or lack of air.

Clint rage-bought a plant at Target. He enlists Kate and Lucky's help to take care of it. A few Avengers too. They're not great at it.

Tony shuts down after Pepper dumps him. It takes Steve to reboot him. Contains self-harm. May trigger.

Where everyone acts like whiny children. Scripted Crack Fic.

Después de la Guerra Civil ya nada vuelve a ser lo mismo para nadie, para los vengadores y mucho menos para Natasha. La culpa y el dolor la llevan a aceptar la oferta de la misión más importante de su vida, propuesta por la culpa y el dolor de Tony y SHIELD: Traer al mundo a un hijo de Steve...

Tony Stark has never been the parental type, and he never planned on it. But when a sixteen year old girl shows up on his doorstep with a suitcase containing her whole life, nothing matters more than keeping her safe. But can he? After all he is Iron Man. Some slight pairings Tepper/Pony and Clintasha, and a small amount of X-Men: Evolution XOver in the beginning.

Misadventure of the Avengers. A simple trip to the grocery store (or maybe not-so-simple, but that's not the point) turns into a few choice people gawking at the cake display. Someone gets the idea that making a cake is a good idea… only problem? It's not really a good idea… Includes OC Naomi Carson.

Drabbles of the Avengers on Valentines Day. These are actually taken out of a longer story that is not up on this site, but I wanted to post these here.

"Why didn't you write it down?" Steve asked. "Because it was 3 a.m. Any storyline that starts at 3 a.m. is bad."

Of course Bruce's theory about his own post-accident immortality had to be proven wrong now, just when he'd finally found a reason to want to keep living.

When Thor is taken by an Asgardian enemy, the Avengers fight to get him back. The team realizes just what the Thunder God means to them. rated T for language and humor; hints of pre-Thortasha

Why loki took over earth the way he did

A healer's hands are always bloodiest. You cannot know the extent of a wound without becoming drenched. This healer saved a life and was rewarded with a title and an apprenticeship. Now she must fight battles that wage in and around herself, perhaps also providing aid to a lone wolf of a trickster. Loki/OC pairing, AU that will follow the cinematic universe once it gets there.

AU D/s When Dracula tries to take over New York, Hawkeye is forced to wade through some truly terrible life choices to call on the only vampire who might be able to help them save the city... But at what cost? Can his blood sucking ex be trusted? Will Coulson stake him before they find out? And does Captain America's blood really taste like sunshine and puppy dogs' love?

Le lendemain des événements relatés dans Captain America : Le Soldat de l'Hiver, Tony Stark est confronté à un étrange phénomène qui semble affecter plusieurs personnes à New York et sa proche banlieue. Avec l'aide de ses camarades Avengers, il va devoir livrer bataille contre un ennemi retors, et plus que jamais, se tenir sur ses gardes : le danger peut surgir de partout...

The Avengers night at the bar turns into a very interesting switching of partners. For mature audiences.

A night at the bar finds a new level after a bet for the avengers. For mature audiences.

WAR: Part One. Aspen Victoria Elaina Stark is not quite like any other twenty-eight-year-old woman. She has quite the strange family and practically runs her father's business. But war is coming, and Aspen will have to set aside differences and pride to work with her cousins, friends, and acquaintances, (some she despises), to save her father and everyone else before it's too late.

"Did you mourn?" The heart wrenching question is asked again, but this time the brothers choose a different route to take this conversation in. A "How the Avengers Should Have Ended" story. This is a double-one shot. The same story, one chapter from Thor's POV and the other from Loki's POV. Doing my best to keep them in character.

Curiosity killed the cat. Satisfaction brought it back. Or, in Natasha's case, only made her more curious without any chance of satisfaction.

Clint and Natasha find themselves back on a mission far sooner than they expected after SHIELD's downfall. But where will it take them? And what will they do next? Contains some clintasha. Set after Captain America 2 (contains spoilers for Cap 2). Disclaimer: I don't own the characters - they are property of Marvel.

Steve falls ill with a terminal illness and there is nothing anyone can do for him except comfort him in his last moments. /Romanogers/ Steve x Natasha

After the events of the Sun, The Moon and the Star, you feel abandoned on Midgard with the group your brother Thor fought Loki with called the Avengers. For a year you heard nothing from Thor, and when he does finally return, Asgard has been attacked by Malekith, and your life is altered even more

Clint and Natasha decide that it's time to expand their family; things don't go exactly the way they planned.

Superheroes, an eccentric billionaire, and constant danger. I thought I was ready to take on anything, including SHIELD...until everyone's skeleton's came dancing out of the closet.