Odd thoughts that keep bothering me while I try to write another story, lol. These are crack drabbles all set in the Avengers universe. Each chapter is a story. Mostly gen, and ALL humorous! These are all related to Loki in some way, so you know it'll be funny! Enjoy!

Alaya Marie Primose Stark is born on a hot sunny day before Tony is Iron Man, her mother is just another girl and Tony honestly just wishes it had never happened. Five years later he gets the call the changes his life and now Tony just wants to see his damn kid smile and if that involves Loki, so be it.

What the hell did they do last night? May contain swearing, bed sharing and margaritas.

It's like they went straight from the frying pan, right into the fire. Tony/Bruce, PWP

The battle is won, Loki is gone. But there is something Clint Barton will never be able to get away from.

another Loki sicK!fic from a prompt on deviantart. The avengers are friendly in this. post-avengers movie

Natasha and Clint are trained assassins; they don't have time for love. They're jut really close companions...right? Buried feelings start to surface though when the others start to conspire against them. Blackhawk and a little of other romances: Tony/Pepper, Thor/Jane and Steve/OC. Complete for now unless I get a ton of reviews and decide to revisit it

Cleo Stark is Tony Stark's daughter, an experiment out of pure curiosity. It went wrong and he dumped her with Fury. Now he has to work with his daughter. Can she forgive him?

There's a truth in his eyes when she looks at him that lets her know everything she needs to know. Clint/Natasha

When Steve goes to ask Tony a question, a little shock changes their relationship. Just a cute little fluffy oneshot because I was bored.

Gen, humor. Movieverse. Tony and Clint with a side of Natasha. Spoilers: None. Alludes to comics-canon Hawkeye's sense of humor. Summary: Tony finds out the hard way that it's not just Thor who likes Pop-Tarts.

Steve Rogers has nothing to do with her dreams, dammit! one-shot.

Summary: In which Bruce becomes a woman, most of the team is oblivious, Fury cusses a lot, and Tony and Bruce maybe kind of realize they're in love. And then have sex. AKA - Kat asked for female!Bruce fic. Don't worry, he goes back to normal, lol. Would love to hear feedback, :D

Steve finds himself in an odd position when Tony gets Coulson drunk. Clint/Coulson

Just Hawkeye watching the Olympics. Nothing big or fancy. One shot.

The Olympics are on, but Clint is having some problems. Established relationship, Tony Stark/Clint Barton. One-shot.

After the events of the Abbington Gala, Clint and Tony try to hammer out the details of their new relationship. Established relationship, Tony Stark/Clint Barton.

Sequel to "The Text That Began It All". Clint shows up at Tony's house with pizza and a movie, and secret plans for the evening ahead. Little does he know that he's out to get far more than he bargained for. Tony/Clint.

El ambiente se tenso cuando Thor con su inocencia característica pregunto frente a todos "Si ustedes son pareja ¿porque no se besan en publico?"

Steve has a kitten. Tony is a total goner. I am not responsible if you fall into a diabetic coma. Warnings for mentions of sex and some language.

Bullets? Not a problem. Mafia boss? Hardly worth her time. Cancer? A different story entirely. The expected 5-year survival rate for all patients in whom lung cancer is diagnosed is less than 15%. Natasha's story from diagnosis until the very end. Will she be the 15% or the 85%? How will her boyfriend, Clint, deal with the news?

Sequel to Things Left Unsaid, Thor fic. Loki never expected forgiveness from Thor, or another chance - a chance to be a better man. After Avengers Movie. Loki x Darcy

Stark Industries and Odin Corporation are in the midst of merging together to become the largest weapons manufacturers, and the idea of having the two CEO's sons Tony Stark and Loki Odinson befriending one another for good press. But take a narcissistic playboy and an opinionated genius, and force them into a friendship, it's obvious that fights will happen and words will be said.

Peter always wanted to be a superhero, so badly that sometimes it hurt. After a talk with Uncle Bruce, his need to be a superhero is quelled...for the moment.

The Place: Stark's kitchen. The Scene: Steve is making pancakes. The Scenario: Enter Tony. Cue banter over breakfast. A one-shot drabble featuring domestic!Steve and shirtless!Tony; implied Stony, but no slash!