Disclaimer: I do not own Sly Cooper or any of its characters. Sly Cooper is owned by Sucker Punch, Sony, and Sanzaru Games.

Sequel to Thief of the Family, featuring (with the owners'/writers' permission) the universe from A Thief's Love by Wolvehulk, and two OCs by danielcooper on , and my OCs. This story was also inspired by VTNVIVI's video "Dark Sly Cooper - Imagined" ( https/youtu.be/M81-lAIetZo ), which features an image made by Joe Madureira ( https/m./157043750975722/photos/a.753809021299189/753809041299187/?type=3 =43 ).

I'd also like to dedicate this to Tatsumari Korisuno for getting me back into writing this fic. Check out his fanfic and videos for "Rise of Vexen" on YouTube. If you played Rocket: Robot on Wheels (made by Sucker Punch for the Nintendo 64), you'll appreciate this episode.

I hope you enjoy. Read and review.

Circa 2022, 9:43 am

Sly was running across the rooftops of paris. He would frequently use his came to swing across to the next building, if he wasn't running on cables and ropes. He was holding his backpack with care to secure the luggage inside. This job had to go well.

Halfway towards his destination, he heard the sound of a police siren heading his way. He glanced at his left side, spotting a red vixen in the squad car. He sighed in frustration. "Carmelita," he said. "Not now."

Sly Cooper: The Thief (Ret)

The Bounty Hunter (P.T.)

The P.I. (P.T.)

The Mobile Order Delivery Boy (P.T.)

The Husband (F.T.)

The Father (F.T.)

Sly held his backpack tight, being sure to protect contents. He jumped off a rooftop to zip line on a power cable with his cane, getting closer to his objective. "COOPER," the vixen shouted. It was not the best time for Carmelita to chase the raccoon.

As the squad car pulled up to the entrance of a hotel, Sly paraglided across from the building opposite to it. He grabbed the railing to the third floor, pulling himself up to get upstairs. He ran to room 203, grabbing the contents in the bag to pull out a bag of food from Duke's Burgers. He set the food down on a chair next to the door, grabbing his iphone to take a picture before he turned to see Carmelita out of nowhere, which caught him off guard.

"Cooper," said Carmelita with an annoyed tone.

Carmelita: The Chief (F.T.)

The Wife (F.T.)

The Mother (F.T.)

(Story Paused: Ron Ryan's voice)

Hey guys! This is your friendly neighborhood Ron Ryans. I don't know why the writer keeps pausing stories. It's not like this is a g*d* TV show or something. SERIOUSLY! I can't cuss, damn it! Wait… Damn! Shit! Ass! F*! C*! C*! W*! Bitch! D*! A*h*! P*! Bastard! …*! Ninja! I said ninja. Swear to God, I said ninja! Anyways, all me to bring up the backstory.

That's Sly Cooper. He's a retired thief. Master Thief, that is. A thief who steals from other thieves. Basically your modern day Robin Hood, except the real Robin Hood was a fox. Like Sly's hot ass wife, Carmelita. She's a cop, except now she's Chief of Interpol.

They hit it off from their 'real life' game of 'Cops and Robbers', Carmelita tried cuffing him, there was occasional kissing, yatta yatta, and FINALLY got married, had sororal twins that look identical, like Mary-Kate and Ashley. Speaking of which, you're probably wondering why that sexy ass raccoon is having his wife chase him in a police car. Well, check this out.

(Story continues)

"Have you forgotten what day it is," asked Carmelita. Annoyance in her tone.

"It's the twins' birthday," replied Sly. His arms crossed.

"So, why aren't you picking them up?"

"Relax, babe. I have the grandparents doing that."

"You said you'd -"

The door to the apartment opened, revealing a male rabbit in his 20's, standing there as he listened to the conversation.

"I needed some exercise before the party," said Sly. "I've already taken care of everything, babe."

"Uhh," said the rabbit, causing the couple to turn to him. "Is my food here yet?"

"Oh yeah," said Sly, handing it to him.

"Wait," said the rabbit. "Aren't you the cop and thief that's been going at it for years?"

Both Sly and Carmelita blushed, looking awkward about the question they were asked. "Yeah," said Sl, scratching the back of his head. "But I'm retired now, and we're married with kids."

"Huh," said the Rabbit. "Covid's a hell of a thing."

The married couple were silent for a moment before they burst out of laughter.

"Anyway," said Sly. "I believe we have a birthday party to go to."

"Agreed," said Carmelita.

So anyway *A hyena wearing a yellow and black spandex suit appears on the screen (similar to Deadpool, but it has black spots to resemble a hyena)*. The sexy couple headed back to the conjoined penthouse, because they put a door between theirs and the grandparents because they wanted to be closer to each other. They were just going to have another boring birthday party at their house. Now, you know their "uncle Ron" cannot let that fly, so I decided to give a little surprise of my own.

Sly Cooper and the Gang in:

Birthday Madness

Meanwhile, at the Cooper Condo

"What do you mean I wasn't invited," asked Ron Ryan's. "Are you still mad about the wedding reception?"

"You nearly ruined my wedding night," Carmelita shouted.

"Aww come on," said Ron, his arms out in defense. "It wasn't that bad.". He turned to the readers, whispering "keep an eye out for the bonus chapter."

"Who are you talking to," asked Sly.

"If I had to guess," said Ron. "A mix of kids in secondary education, college kids, autists and furries. Maybe a mix of two, three and all of the above."

". . . I don't get it," said Sly.

"Anyway. . . I can get you guys into Whoopie World," said Ron. Including Murray, AT NO COST TO YOU."

"Murray was banned from the buffets there," said Carmelita. Her arms crossed.

"I had the ban lifted," Ron said, smirking behind his mask.

"How," asked Sly and Carmelita in unison, shocked at the news.

"I used my 'special' charm to talk the owner out of it."

Flashback to the restaurant owner's office

Ron Ryans was holding a pistol to a male badger's head as he's typing in his desktop. "That's right," said Ron with an evil smile behind his mask. "As soon as you lift the ban, I can give you the antidote to the poison."

Flashback over

"So…you put a gun to his head," said Sly.

Ron gasped in shock. "I'm offended, Sly. How do you know the owner isn't female?"

Sly and Carmelita rolled their eyes. Ron walked over to the twins, Carmen and Sylvia, kneeling between them as he placed his arms around them. "Come on, guys," said Ron. "Pleeeeaaaaasssseee?"

"Yeah, please?" Carmen asked as Sylvia pouted.

"No way," said Carmelita, sternly.

A few hours later, at Whoopie World

Carmelita pinched the bridge of her nose. "I cannot believe you talked me into this."

"Is it just me, or does your voice keep changing," asked Ron.

"What are you talking about," asked Carmelita, giving him a weird look.

"Her voice sounds the same the same to me," said Sly.

Ron Ryans look at the readers, giving a look that he knows something.

"I'm going to check out the buffet," said Murray, smiling.

"You should," said Ron. "You lost so much weight, you're finally wearing pants."

"Okay," said Carmelita. "We'll split into groups, then meet back at the food court." She looked to see that her daughters were already gone, as well as the costumed hyena. Getting angry, she shouted "RYANS!"

Meanwhile

Ron took the twins to Clowny Island. They started with tic tac toe with the robotic chicken. Sylvia got a cat's game for the second time. "Gah," she said. "I never win this!"

"I can help you with that," said Ron. He hit the 'x' on the top left corner. The chicken was getting ready to make a move before the hyena hit it with a ball, causing it to hit the left middle 'o'.

"Hey," shouted Carmen. "That's cheating!"

"You want the ticket, don't you," Ron replied, throwing another ball, getting a middle 'x'.

"Yeah, Carmen," said Sylvia. "Don't be such a party pooper."

Carmen sighed in frustration.

The chicken hit the bottom right corner, preventing its opponent from getting it. Ron hit the top middle 'x', sealing his victory. The chicken hit the bottom middle 'o' before Ron hit the top right 'x', causing a ticket to come out.

Back with Carmelita and the group

Carmelita was in Paint MisbeHaven with Sly, fuming as she kept calling Ron's phone, but would only get to voicemail. "You've reached the phone of the sexiest hyena on the planet. Leave a message."

"Listen you creep," she shouted. "If you don't bring my daughters back this second, I'll chop your f* balls off and stuff them down your throat!"

Sly was in Pyramid Scheme, hopping from platform to platform while talking to Bentley and Murray on a three-way call. "You guys find anything?"

Bentley, who was now able to walk, thanks to the new nano implants he received, was using the three mechanical arms in his jetpack to navigate through the boulders in Mine Blowing. "No sign of them yet."

Murray was running around Food Fright, trying to find the hyena and the twins. "They're definitely not here."

Back with Ron and the twins

"Weeeee," shouted Ron and the girls as they rode the flying carpet around Arabian Flights, their hands raised up. "To think these used to only take one person," said Ron.

"I gotta admit," said Carmen. "This is the best birthday ever!"

"And it's all thanks to uncle Ron," said Sylvia.

Ron blushed behind his mask. "Be sure to let your mom know that."

The three of them laughed together.

A few hours later

The adults met back at the food court. Sly, Bentley and Murray were worried sick, but Carmelita was so angry, her face was red. The three saw Ron and the twins coming back, each holding a huge plush Walrus as they walked over to the group. "Oh good, you're here," said Ron, as if nothing happened.

Sly ran for the twins to hug them, but Carmelita stomped over to the hyena, foaming in the mouth. "What the infierno is wrong with you, hiena?! Who the mierda do you think you are, kidnapping my kids!"

"But mom," said Sylvia. "He gave us the best birthday ever."

"Say what," asked Sly, Bentley and Murray, shocked at what the twins said.

"Yeah," said Carmen. "We won these cool prizes, we got to ride the swordfish, and the flying carpet."

"And he got us pizza and ice cream cake," said Sylvia.

"Well I'll be darned," said Sly.

Carmelita sighed. "Well, since there was no real danger, I guess I can go easy on you, hiena."

"Oh," said Ron, clapping with excitement. "So the cou-". He was cut off by the Vixen giving him a swift kick in the balls before she and the Gang left. He collapsed to the floor, turning to the readers. "To think," he groaned. "She was going easy on me."

I'm definitely gonna be sore in the morning. But the important thing is, I got to go to my favorite amusement park, bond with the foxcoon twins, and took another step towards being an addition to the Cooper gang. I just hope I can have kids someday.

Later that week

Carmelita was patrolling one of the parks in Paris. She got news of a surge of energy taking place there. As she was surveying the area, a familiar tigress in a red and gold hijab appeared. The two of them were surprised, but shock soon turned into anger for both of them. "You," they both said in unison.

Sorry it took so long, and I apologize if the quality ain't the same as the previous fic. I'm typing this in my phone, and I hardly have time to write this. Hope you'll enjoy the next episode, which will feature Wolvehulk's "A Thief's Love" universe. R .