In the past, when Golene first landed on Planet Earth, Goku had rushed to check on her. "God please guide me through this all! Today history changes again, and I'll finally get to meet my parents." Goku said as he opened the space pod and took baby Golene out of it.

Goku smiled warmly. "Momma... I can't believe I finally get to meet you! It took so long..."

"Whaaa!!!" baby Golene cried.

"Take her to Capsule Corp." God said.

Goku nodded. "Right! The plan... I have to talk with Bulma all about it. Only she can help me change the future for the better..." Goku said as he flew away with the baby towards Capsule Corp.

Grandpa Gohan then found the space pod empty. "I wonder what happened here..." Gohan said.

Goku and the baby then flew down to Capsule Corp and knocked at the door. "Uh, hello... I'm here to see Bulma..." Goku said.

Mrs. Briefs then answered the door. "Wow... what's such a muscular and handsome guy doing here of all places?" Mrs. Briefs asked being heated at the moment.

Goku blushed. "I'm here to see, Bulma..."

Dr. Briefs then came over to the door. "What do you want with our daughter? She's only 6 years old." Dr. Briefs said.

"Well, uh, I'm from the future... your daughter sent me back in time to the past, and now I'm here to talk with her..." Goku said.

"The future, you say? How preposterous! Prove it then." Dr. Briefs said.

Goku nodded. "Your other daughter is named Tights, she's mentally insane."

Dr. Brief looked shocked. "How did you know that? Oh, well, I suppose our family secret would had been found out eventually... well, alright, then, please come right inside. We were all about to have dinner together."

Goku smiled. "Awesome! Boy am I hungry..." Goku said as he walked in.

Bulma and Tights then came running with toys in their hands. "Daddy! Who's he?" they asked.

Goku smiled. "That's Bulma alright! Wow, even as a kid, she's freaking hot."

Bulma blushed. "Who are you calling hot? Weirdo..."

Goku chuckled. "Uh, well, Bulma... your probably not gonna believe me, but I'm from the future... you see, you created a time machine to save us all from evil androids created by the Red Ribbon Army, then you died... and then I went to the past like... uh, I think it's been around a million years... so yeah, I'm here now and this baby in my arms is Golene, she's my mother and... uh..." Goku paused to see Bulma starring at him as if he were crazy.

"Is this a joke? Did my big mean sister Tights put you up to this?" Bulma asked.

Tights looked shocked. "I would never!"

Goku chuckled. "Boy this is gonna be harder than I thought at first. Well... anyway, the reason I'm here now is because you created a dragon ball radar and I need it."

Bulma chuckled. "My dad told me of the legend of the dragon balls... but those are just kid stories! Sorry pal, but I can't help you."

Goku sighed. "I thought as much... your still so young... maybe Dr. Briefs could make the radar..." Goku said looking at the doctor.

Dr. Briefs smiled. "Yes, I have been making a radar like that for awhile, but I'm afraid it won't be ready for another a year or maybe more. I need an actual dragon ball in order to make it work. If you could get one, I'd be happy to make the radar for you."

Goku smiled. "Sounds good to me, thank you Dr. Briefs... is it okay if I can live with you? I lost my last home..."

Dr. Briefs nodded. "Of course you can stay, but your gonna have to work with me in finding that dragon ball."

Goku smiled. "Thank you so much, Dr. Briefs."

Mrs. Briefs smiled. "Allow me to show you to our guest room..."

Goku and Mrs. Briefs then made love, and the day soon came to an end. Goku woke up the next day and went to eat with everyone in the kitchen.

"Would you like some honeybun's, Goku dear?" Mrs. Briefs asked.

Goku got a boner. "Oh, you know I'd love some of your honeybuns... Mrs. Briefs..."

Bulma looked at Goku with curiosity. "If your from the future, then you know who I'll marry someday, right? Tell me about him..."

Goku smiled. "His name is Prince Vegeta."

"He's a prince! That's so cool..." Bulma said.

Goku chuckled. "Your gonna have two kids with him, named Trunks and Bra."

Bulma smiled. "Tell me more!"

"Now now, Bulma eat your pancakes. You can talk with Goku later. So Son Goku... tell me... what's your plan?" Dr. Briefs asked.

Goku smiled. "Well, first I know Bulma once told me she found the first dragon ball at Master Roshi's island with my mother, so I guess I'll go there next."

Dr. Briefs nodded. "That would be a good idea. Well, uh, Son Goku... your welcome to come back anytime, just try not to sleep with my wife again, okay?" Dr. Briefs politely asked.

Goku chuckled. "Oh, crap! You found out about that... I'm sorry..."

Dr. Briefs sighed. "My wife is always cheating on me, so it's okay. Just don't do it again, especially in front of the kids."

Bulma looked shocked. "Mommy slept with Goku..."

Dr. Briefs sighed. "I think you should leave now, Goku."

Goku nodded. "Sorry about all this..." Goku said as he quickly got up and left immediately. "It's time to meet Master Roshi and get that dragon ball!"

Then Tights had secretly snuck out and followed after Goku. "This future man will surely lead me somewhere fun! It's time I left my family, and see where life takes me from here." Tights said as she left on her motorcycle after Goku.

To be continued.

A/N: Will Goku, the harem king, get the dragon ball from Master Roshi? And will Bulma ever forgive her mom and Goku? Find out soon.