Goku then flew over to Master Roshi's island with baby Golene in his arms. "Are you, Master Roshi?" Goku asked a turtle, since he never actually met Master Roshi in the future before.

"Do I look like an old man to you! I'm not even a human, dummy! Your not very bright, are you?" The turtle asked.

Goku sighed. "I never really went to school, but anyway, can you point me to him?" Goku asked.

"He's in the house, probably watching porn or something." the turtle replied.

Goku smiled. "Cool, thanks." Goku said as he then knocked at the door.

"Who are you? What do you want? Have you come seeking my training? I'm sorry but I ain't taking any pupils today." Master Roshi said.

"Uh, no actually... I'm from the future... I came here to stop the androids from killing my parents and everyone else. I need your dragon ball." Goku said.

Master Roshi looked surprised. "Your from the future, you say? Very interesting... who's baby is that in your arms?" Roshi asked.

"Uh, that's my mom." Goku said.

"And who is she? Heh Heh..." Roshi said looking at Tights who had appeared right behind Goku.

Tights smiled. "My flying motorcycle sure helped me get here. Anyway, Goku! Tell me about my future." Tights said as she walked over.

"Uh, you died when West City was attacked by the androids. Sorry." Goku said.

"W-What! I died... well that sucks!" Tights yelled. "Do I at least get married before that and have kids?" Tights asked.

"No... I'm afraid not... but anyway, why did you follow me for, Tights?" Goku asked.

Tights smiled. "I'm running away from home, that's why! And now that I know my future... I've decided I want you as my boyfriend!"

Goku looked surprised. "Aren't you a little too young for me? I mean I like your tight butt, uh, Tights... but I can't be with you! God wouldn't approve it, and I'm a man of God."

Master Roshi giggled. "If he doesn't want you, then I'll be happy to take you!"

Tights sighed. "Oh, shut your mouth old man! I want Goku, and that's that!"

Goku sighed. "Can I have your dragon ball, Master Roshi?"

"Your girlfriend will have to agree to stay with me, if you want it." Roshi said.

Goku nodded. "Alright... but I'll stay too, seeing as I have nowhere else to go after I slept with Bulma's mother. Plus this is a good idea too, since Tights can help me feed the baby."

Tights smiled. "It sounds like fun! I'm staying then."

Goku smirked. "I'll go take the dragon ball back to Dr. Briefs and then I'll come right back." Goku said as Roshi gave him the dragon ball.

Goku then arrived to Capsule Corp. "I've got the dragon ball for you, Dr. Briefs, so can you work on the radar now?" Goku asked.

Dr. Briefs nodded. "Yes, of course. However, it will take me a few years, uh, maybe like ten years I believe."

"W-What that long!? Well, that sucks. Oh, well, I guess I'll raise Golene until then. Thank you, Dr. Briefs! See ya in ten years." Goku said as he flew away back to Master Roshi's island.

Ten years later, Golene had grown up believing that Goku and Tights were her parents.

One day, while training with Goku, she wanted to hear another story of Goku's misadventures in the past.

"I'll tell you the story of when I met Cain and Abel." Goku said as a flashback occurred.

After meeting with Jesus Christ. Goku appeared facing Cain and Abel. "I'm sorry that God loved my offering of food better, than yours! There's always next time, brother." Abel said to a very angry looking Cain.

Cain grabbed a rock from the ground. "There won't be a next time, brother!" Cain yelled as he attempted to strike Abel down with the rock, which Goku quickly gets in front of and it shatters upon impact with his head.

"Stop! Why are you trying to kill your own brother for?" Goku asked.

"B-Because... God liked his food better than mine!" Cain yelled.

"That's no good reason! What the heck is wrong with you? Apologize right now!" Goku demanded.

Cain sighed. I-I'm sorry Abel... can you ever find it in your heart to forgive me?" Cain asked while crying.

Abel nodded. "Of course I forgive you! I love you, brother." Able said as he and Cain left together into the sunset.

Goku smiled. "Good."

Then the flashback ended. "And that's why you should never get angry with family over food." Goku said.

"I love your stories, dad." Golene said.

Then Bulma and Grandpa Gohan arrived on the island. "Wait... you look familiar... I remember you now! Your that weirdo time traveler that came to my home ten years ago! What are you doing here, anyway?" Bulma asked.

Goku smiled at her. "I've been busy being a parent to my mother. Did you come seeking the dragon ball? If so, good! It's time that our journey began! I want you to meet Golene." Goku said as he introduced his mother.

Golene smiled at seeing Bulma. "Why is your hair blue? That's weird."

Goku chuckled. "Were all going on a journey to find the dragon balls, Golene! It's gonna be fun. Now let's go!"

Thus Goku, Bulma, Golene and Tights set out to find the dragon balls while Gohan hangs out with Master Roshi since he's an old man. The third dragon ball they find in a village after they defeat Oolong. Then they meet Yamcha in a desert.

"Your my father, Yamcha." Goku said facing off against him.

"W-What!? I'm your father... then who is your mother?" Yamcha asked.

"This little girl right here..." Goku said presenting Golene.

Golene blushed. "Hi..."

Yamcha fainted.

Goku chuckled. "I got the dragon ball from his pockets! Three more to go now."

Then they meet Chi-Chi and the Ox King. "My castle is burning! I need some help..." The Ox King said.

Chi-Chi looked at Goku and then blushes at him. "You look strong... can you help daddy?" she asked.

Goku nodded. "Ka... me... ha... me... Ha!!!" Goku unleashed blasting the flames away. "All done, now give us your dragon ball."

Chi-Chi smiled. "I want you as my boyfriend and husband!"

Goku backed away in fear. "Y-Your just a kid!"

Chi-Chi chuckled. "I'll wait for you until I grow up! So that's settled then! Your gonna be my husband when I grow up!'

Goku and company quickly left. Then they find the sixth dragon ball in a store. Then they encountered Pilaf and his robot. Goku easily defeated them. "Give me your dragon ball now! It's the last one." Goku said.

Pilaf looked so angry. "Never!"

Mai then handed Goku the dragon ball. "Please take me with you, I'm sick and tired of working with Pilaf and the dog." Mai said.

Goku smiled. "Okay sure, you can join us. Now I'll summon the dragon! Come out Shenron and grant our wish!" Goku shouted.

The eternal dragon then arose. "I will grant you any one wish." Shenron said.

Goku smiled. "I want to wish the whole Saiyan race back to life with their planet! It's the perfect wish! Then we can all live there instead!"

"Uh, why don't you just wish for the androids to be destroyed or to never be created in the first place?" Bulma asked.

Goku chuckled. "This is better, Bulma."

"Your wish has been granted, farewell." the dragon said as he left.

To he continued.

A/N: The Saiyan race is back now! Stay tuned for more.