Chapter 2
Author Note: Hey everyone I'm back with another chapter and I gotta say I was honestly surprised by how well received this story was given how obscure of a crossover it is. Anyway don't really have much else to say so let's get the next chapter underway shall we?
"Skip Withers here with breaking news. A tense scene is developing at the Public Library, where sexy superheros Strperella and Kitsune are attempting to diffuse a pair of live bombs" a reporter says looking while looking at a camera as behind him said heroes are doing just that."The situation at hand began when a demolition workers mistakenly placed the powerful explosives on the library…instead of the intended building which is the recently condemned Public Bath House right across the street" Skip adds while said construction workers look away in embarrassment.
Skip makes his way over to Stripperella and moves to put his microphone between her breasts to get an interview "Oi! Step back buddy!" Kitsune snaps seeing this and giving the reporter a side glare as he continues to defuse his bomb.
"Um right sorry…Anyway Stripperella, Kitsune, what's going through your minds right now as you attempt to diffuse these bombs?" Skip asks with a bead of sweat running down the side of his face from the male hero snapping at him.
"That you are either brave or foolish for being at what is essentially ground zero should we fail in disarming these bombs" Kitsune remarks with a deadpan look as he cuts another wire.
The reporter's eyes widen and he audibly gulps hearing this and goes to say something only for Stripperella to cut him off "No time outta the way live bomb!" she yells picking the bomb up and running away with it Kitsune following right behind her with his bomb. The two run towards an alley to dispose of the bombs only for it to be inhabited by several homeless people "Darn it!" Stripperella curses before the two run down the street.
They spot a store called "Vic's Bomb Disposal" and run over to it only for the owner Vic to close the door and lock it flipping the 'Open' sign to 'Closed' causing Stripperella to sigh "Seriously why does this city even have a store like that?" Kitsune wonders out loud before the two start running again.
Entering a park they leap over and run around various pedestrians "Hot coffee coming through!" Stripperella shouts the bomb held over her head.
"With a side of extra spicy nachos so heads up!" Kitsune adds, leaping over a group of girl scouts before looking back "Hey don't go anywhere I wanna buy a few boxes of Tagalongs!" He calls back to the girl scouts as he continues running.
"They changed the name to Peanut Butter Patties Mr. Kitsune!" One of the girl scouts yells out to the departing superhero.
"FUCKING CORPORATE REBRADING FOR NO REASON!" Kitsune is heard yelling off in the distance.
The two heroes run to a small pond that is in the park and prepare to throw the bombs in only for a family of ducks to swim by and stare at them causing the two heroes to curse and run off to try and find another place to safely get rid of the bombs.
(By a Collapsed Tunnel)
"I don't know how they are going to get those 30 orphans and those adorable puppies out of that collapsed tunnel in time" a fireman remarks to his chief as in front of them other firemen frantically work at clearing the rocks away from the tunnel entrance.
At this moment Stripperella and Kitsune run across the scene "...Well this could work" Kitsune remarks before the two quickly place the bombs on the rubble while the firemen run away. The two heroes start running as well right as the bombs explode sending them flying through the air. As they fly through the air the two flip around several times before landing by the firemen with Stripperella in Kitsune's arms…in a standing 69 position "Oh I see you wore the red pair today…very sexy" Kitsune remarks with a grin as he can clearly see the female heroes red thong in the position.
"And you decided to not wear anything" Stripperella remarks with a grin as she can feel the outline of a certain appendage from within his pants. As the orphans and puppies run out of the collapsed tunnel while people cheer, Streipperella flips out of the position and lands on her feet just before the two heroes are surrounded by the kids and puppies.
Stripperella bends down and picks up one of the puppies which licks her face causing her to smile before it buries its head in her chest "Oi watch it Fido…" Kitsune says with a narrowed look as if telling the puppy non-verbally 'Don't enter my territory' causing the puppy to gulp as everyone cheers the two heroes.
(Tenderloins)
At the bar of the strip club Erotica and Giselle were currently on break and sitting at the bar watching the tv above it with Leonard the bartender. Currently the three were watching an infomercial for Pushy Galore's clothing and accessories line "This purse is a real authentic, genuine gucci. It retails for over $2,000. Yet I Pushy Galore am offering this purse to you today for the low low price of $19.95. You would have to be an absolute idiot not to buy this purse. A complete chucklehead to miss out on this deal. Buy this purse you won't find a better deal that's why everybody loves Pushy!" said woman says her appearance being that of a wealthy looking woman wearing a fur coat with a poofy hairstyle.
"That's right I'll take 2 purses, oh what the heck make it 3. I'll take one, too. After all everybody loves Pushy" Leonard says with a laugh as he talks into his cellphone ordering several of the purses.
"How does she sell all these quality brand-name products at such ridiculously low prices?" Giselle asks as it didn't make sense how the woman was able to sell such expensive stuff for so cheap.
"It's almost suspicious-Like there's some greater story behind the merchandise she's selling…But hey a deals a deal" Erotica says thoughtfully before shrugging as she couldn't deny the deals were amazing.
"I'm calling it right now her products are fake" Naruto says walking over and hearing the tail end of the conversation.
Erotica was about to say something only to be cut off by Kevin walking over and standing next to Giselle "Giselle, I ironed your G-string" the man says holding up a coat hanger with said blue g-string on it.
"Whatever" the brunette says dismissively with a wave as she turns her head away from the man.
"Kevin, am I going to need to have a word with you regarding boundaries?" Naruto asks with a raised eyebrow eyeing the man suspiciously as it was odd to say the least that he had the women's lingerie.
"It's nothing bad, Naruto. Now come on Giselle! You're not still upset with me are you? I told her she can't breathe fire onstage, am I crazy?" Kevin says defending himself before turning to the stripper.
"I mean we do have a state of the art fire suppression/sprinkler system" Naruto points out as the club was actually extremely well equipped and up to date to combat any potential fire if such a thing were to occur.
"Not helping Naruto" Kevin says with a blank look on his face and just getting a shrug from the blonde in response.
Getting up from the barstool she was sitting on Giselle turned around and looked at Kevin with an angry look "You just don't understand me. I want to breathe fire because it's a metaphor for the creative creativity that burns deep within my thighs" she states passionately. Hearing this Naruto opens his mouth to respond to this but figures the joke would be too easy and decides against saying it.
"Surely there must be a less flammable way for you to express yourself." Kevin asks before being shoved back a bit by the angry woman.
"Ladies" a voice says, causing Erotica, Giselle, and Naruto to turn toward the entrance to the club to see a man with a goatee, black spiky hair with the tips dyed blonde, and wearing an expensive striped suit walk into the club.
"Dirk McMahon!" Kevin says before gulping a bit in fear at the taller and bulkier man "W-what are you doing here?" he stutters out questioningly.
"Came to check out the competition. Or should I say, lack of competition?" Dirk says with a cocky smirk before turning to leer at Erotica and Giselle "Listen any time one of you gorgeous broads wants to come and work for a REAL gentleman's club, you call me" he adds pulling out a business card that Giselle takes. "Especially you Erotica" he says, grasping her hand and kissing it…before taking her fingers into his mouth causing her to pull her hand back in disgust.
The blonde stripper was going to say something only to be cut off by Naruto grabbing Dirks wrist and twisting it harshly causing the man to let out a gasp of pain as a pop was heard "No touching the girls…sir" he says narrowing his eyes as a look rage forms on his face.
"Thank you Naruto" Erotica says thanking the fellow blonde for interfering "Listen here Dirk I wouldn't work at Silicone's even if I had children-Which I don't-and they were kidnapped, and the kidnappers said that if I wanted to see my kids again, I'd have to work at Silcone's!" the woman rants in a rather convoluted explanation as to how she would never work at the club.
"That's right, you can't just sashay your way in here and try to steal away my employees!" Kevin says angrily at the audacity of Dirk to try and poach his employees even more so to do it in his own club. "We are like a family here" the man adds.
"Considering some of the stuff I have seen a couple of the girls do with/to each other after hours, that might not be the best way to describe the staff here" Naruto thinks to himself with a deadpan look on his face.
"Mr. Dirk if I worked for you could I breathe fire?" Giselle asks, shocking everyone else with the question and her wanting to potentially leave the club.
"As long as you're naked you can do whatever you want" Dirk says uncaringly with a smirk on his face.
"Then you got yourself a new dancer!" Giselle says with a grin before walking out the door leaving her former fellow employees speechless by her decision.
"If you change your mind Erotica, you know where to find me" Dirk comments with a cocky smirk before strutting out of the club. The others didn't comment on his remark as they were still stunned by Giselle's decision to leave the club for Silicone's.
(Next Day)
Erotica was sitting in her apartment anxiously tapping her foot as she waited for a delivery "C'mon c'mon get here already" she mutters waiting for the package to arrive before hearing her doorbell ring. Flipping over her couch the blonde rushes over to the door and throws it open to reveal a delivery man holding a box in his arms. The man goes to say something only to be cut off by the excited shout of "My purse!" from Erotica before she snatches the package out of his grip and shuts the door on him.
Quickly tearing open the box as if she were a guy tearing away the panties of his lover Erotica pulls out the purse and rubs it hearing a squeak. The sound causes her eyes to narrow in suspicion hearing this "Hmm this doesn't feel like a Gucci" she says before sniffing and licking the purse "This, this purse is a phony!" she yells out in shock and anger at having been ripped off and the purse being fake.
(Flindermans)
After finding out that the purse she bought was a fake Erotica had suited up in her Stripperella costume before rushing over to the secret headquarters to meet with the chief. Though she had to wait for a short while as the Chief called Kitsune in and now that her fellow agent was here she slammed her hands on her boss's desk "Pushy Galore is selling knockoffs!" Striperella yells as Kitsune just pinches the bridge of his nose in tiredness as he never understood how obsessed women can get when it comes to fashion.
"I was pulled away from helping open the club and getting the girls ready for their shifts for this?" the blonde thinks to himself in disbelief.
"I should have known, I bought these prada shoes and matching hot pants from her and I am extremely unconformable" Chief sys getting up from behind his desk and walking around it to show off that he was wearing very skimpy hot pants and high heels which DID NOT make for a pretty picture given his rotund body type.
"Oh dear god!" Kitsune mutters in horror at the sight before running over to the trash can and proceeding to violently vomit into it.
"Yes, my thoughts exactly, Kitsune" Chief says with a nod oblivious to the real reason behind Kitsune's vomiting.
"Oh well um high heels are always a little uncomfortable" Stripperella says embarrassingly as she tries not to look at her boss.
"Right, I just thank god that i'm not a transvestite anymore" Chief states as he puts his hands in his jacket pocket.
"Wait what?" Stripperella and Kitsune ask the latter, having managed to pull his head out from the trash can having finished puking.
"To get a better understanding of the situation regarding Pushy Galore let's bring in Special Agent 14 shall we?" Chief states pulling out a remote and pressing a button before a tube appeared in the ceiling and Agent 14 fell out of it and into the office with a crash.
Getting to his feet the nerdy man shakes his head regain his bearings before rubbing the slouching side of his face "Stripperella, Kitsune, Chief Stroganoff here is the 411 on Pushy Galore" the man says with a slight slur to his speaking as he activates a large TV hidden behind a large painting in the Chief's office "Before Pushy Galore made her mark in the fashion she was a top genetic physicist at the institute of genetics" he says as TV shows a picture of Pushy in a lab coat holding a pair of beakers. The man then presses another button changing the picture to Pushy surrounded by migrant children "Also she has legally adopted more than 1,000 immigrants from Third World countries. All of which apparently live with her but have never been seen in public" Agent 14 says wiping a bit of drool from the corner of his mouth before pressing the button again. This time a picture of Pushy in a wedding dress standing next to a man at what was clearly her wedding "Also Pushy has been married 143 times. However, every one of her husbands has disappeared mysteriously shortly after their wedding day. Pushy is also currently engaged to celebrity fitness guru Richard Slimmons" Agent 14 says changing the picture again only though what was displayed surprised the two spies "Oops that is a picture of me and my wife making the hardcore love" Agent 14 slurs out with a wince as the picture on the screen was a rather raunchy sex pic of him and his smoking hot wife in the middle of carnal passion before he shuts off the tv. "Oh one more thing, Pushy Galore has never been seen without her signature white coat" Agent 14 adds with a nod of his head.
"Thank you for that briefing Special Agent 14 you may leave now" Chief Stroganoff says getting a nod from the man before he exits the office "That man's wife is a saint, god knows I would never be able to be married to a mentally handicapped" Chief says with a shake of his head.
"Whoa Chief!" Stripperella says, her eyes wide in shock at the man's statement.
"Agent 14 isn't mentally handicapped Chief…He just had a mild stroke last year" Kitsune says with a deadpan look on his face at the man's degrading remark.
"They're not the same thing?" Chief Stroganoff asks looking genuinely confused and upon seeing both agents shake their heads he scratches his cheek "Ah then that would explain the whole sensitivity seminar HR made me take after last year's Christmas Party" the man remarks slightly embarrassed.
"That topic aside, something smells fishy" Striperella remarks thinking about all the details they learned regarding Pushy Galore.
"Ah that's probably my trout Harvey" Chief Stroganoff says, reaching into his hot pants and pulling out a large fish.
"...You keep a fish in your pants?" Stripperella remarks in shock while Kitsune just sighs heavily while facepalming at the absurd headache inducing being that was their boss.
"Well these new pants don't have pockets" the man replies before dropping the trout back down into his pants.
"Right…Well we had better get this purse down to the lab, so it can be analyzed as Richard Slimmon's life could very well depend on it" Stripperella says grabbing the fake purse and quickly exiting the room with Kitsune right behind her glad to get away from their weird boss.
(The Lab)
Arriving in the lab via a pair of transport tubes Kitsune and Stripperella exit them to see Hal and Bernard fighting over a microscope causing the two secret agents to sweatdrop at the scene. "Hey Hal, Hey Bernard" Stripperella says alerting the two scientists to the fact they weren't alone anymore causing them to embarrassingly cease their fight.
"Oh hey Stripperella…KItsune" the two men say, greeting the two though greeting Kitsune with much less enthusiasm than the blonde bombshell. Hearing this Kitsune just forces a grin on his face as he makes a mental note to mess with them later.
"Hey check it out, we just made these X-ray specs for you, Stripperella!" Bernard says reaching into his lab coat pocket and pulling out said glasses with Hal doing the same.
However as the two went to put them on Kitsune stepped in front of Stripperella already having an idea what the two were going to attempt to do "We'll just assume they work and move on" he says with a slight edge to his voice before he grabs the glasses out of their ends and pockets a pair before handing the other to Stripperella who giggles at his actions.
The blonde female then puts the glasses on briefly and activates them before staring at Kitsune's back or more like his toned ass "Gotta love that ass" she thinks to herself while biting her lip with a grin before removing the glasses and putting them in her utility belt.
"Um right, well moving on we also made you a bulletproof nail file, and an invisible tape measure" Bernard says holding the two up before a gunshot is heard and a bullet ricochets off of the nail file "Dammit Hal I told you to stop doing that!" the man yells at his coworker before moving to hit him.
However his attempt is stopped by the sound of Stripperella clearing her throat "Guys this is really important" she says getting their attention before showing them the purse draped over her shoulder "I need you to analyze this purse. I'm positive that it's a fake, I know fashion!" she says with conviction as she hands the purse over to Hal who puts it under a scanner.
"That's for sure given all the sexy high-end lingerie you have/wear under that costume" Kitsune whispers into her ear with a grin getting a giggle from her.
"You're one to talk with those boxers of yours…when you wear boxers that is" Stripperella whispers back with a matching grin.
"What can I say, it's hard to find any that fit me…just right" was the male agent's cheeky reply before his eyes widened slightly behind his mask.
"Mmm don't I know it big boy" Stripperella whispered back flirtatiously as she reached behind her and rubs her hand over his clothed groin feeling the large appendage concealed behind the clothing twitch and begin to stiffen at her touch.
However the hushed flirting and petting came to an abrupt end when the sound of the computer chiming alerted them to Hal and Bernard finishing up the scan of the purse "You were right. The purse is a knockoff" Hal says, turning to look at the two secret agents.
"That evil woman! What kind of monster would do such a thing? This is the worst thing I've ever heard!" Stripperella rants and rages at finding out the purse was a fake.
"Meh Top 50 for me" Kitsune says with a mild shrug not finding it so bad that the purse was a fake. Heck it only cost $20 and unless it was scanned intensely…or someone had the fashion sense rivaling his blonde female partner…it would pass as a genuine thing.
"And the purse is made out of human flesh" Bernard adds, causing Stripperella and Kitsune to blanch in disgust and shock.
"Okay now that's the new worst thing I have ever heard" Stripperella says with a shudder at the thought of her purse being not only fake but made out of human flesh.
"Yeah definitely a Top 5 for me now" Kitsune says with shake of his head given how fucked up it was that the purse was human flesh.
"Wait a minute…RICHARD SLIMMONS!" Stripperella shouts in realization at what the reveal potentially means for Pushy Galore's newest husband.
"Wow talk about a Black Widow" Kitsune remarks as the two leave to think up a plan to rescue the celebrity fitness instructor and if their weren't successful future fashion line.
(Richard Slimmons)
Said short and surprisingly portly fitness celebrity was grunting and groaning as he stood in front of a bed. It was at that moment that Pushy Galore walked into the bedroom with her signature coat on and gained an enraged look at what she was seeing "What do you think you're doing!" she yells in her heavily accented voice.
Hearing the woman's voice Richard stops what he was doing and turns to look at her with a wide grin "Packing Fudge!" he says excitedly before showing off the box of 'Richard Slimmon's Fudge…With Peanuts' in his hands to her. "Sue Ann Lumpkin from Norfolk, Nebraska, just 583 pounds! And I'm rewarding her with her favorite snack treat by sending her a great big box of fudge!" The man says joyfully at the woman's accomplishment yet not realizing that giving the woman fudge after she just lost all that weight probably wasn't the best idea.
"This is no time for the fudge packing! You're supposed to be rubbing this saddle soap all over your body!" Pushy yells angrily as she reaches over to the nearby vanity sink and grabs the bar of said soap sitting in it before tossing it to the man.
Catching the soap in his hands Richard looks at it "I have been, it's just that the saddle soap has been making my skin all leathery" he complains looking at his skin which as he stated had been becoming leathery due to the soap.
"Just Do it!" Pushy yells shrilly at the man causing him to flinch before he begins rapidly rubbing the soap along his arms. Seeing this Pushy just grins before taking a dragon from her fancy long cigarette.
As the man continues to apply the soap to his body he looks over at his wife "Honey bun now that we're married, don't you think it's time I meet my 1,000 foreign stepchildren? Or maybe get to see you with your coat off?" he asks with a sexy purr for the latter part.
Hearing this causes Pushy's eyes to widen before she snarls "Keep Scrubbing! I'm going to make the final preparations for your death-uh dinner yes dinner" at him before turning around and walking off.
"Love you!" Richard Slimmons yells out with a smile having missed what she said as he continues to rub the saddle soap all over him.
(Tenderloins)
Leonard, Kevin, and Persephone were sitting in front of the stage watching as yet another girl danced for her audition to the club. The girl was doing a rather awkward and poor attempt at a GoGo dance along the stage thrusting out her hands back and forth kicking up her knee. "Um okay that'll be all thank you" Kevin says awkwardly letting her know they didn't need to see anymore. However the girl just kept dancing "Ap-Appreciate your time thank you" he stammers out before the girl ends her dance and walks away.
As the next applicant walks out onto the stage and starts doing a very stiff and awkward stereotypical 'Robot' dance the three just sigh having a feeling this was going to be a long day. They couldn't have been more right as after the 'Robot Girl' as they had nicknamed her in their heads it got even worse if that was possible. Namely because after her was a little elderly woman much to their shock. If that wasn't bad enough when the little old lady moved up grabbing the pole turning around and around in a standard pivot turn move her teeth flew from her mouth nailing Kevin in his forehead.
Thankfully for the three the little old lady didn't dance for long and after her was what seemed like a great candidate to work at the club. Her entrance of keeping her back turned to them was odd yet unique and as she slowly made her crawl up the pole with her back pressed up against it sandwiching the pole between her tight ass cheeks the trio felt optimistic and hopeful. However all that was dashed when she slowly turned around revealing her HEAVILY pregnant belly which she began to caress. Needless to say this reveal and action left the trio of interviewers utterly speechless in shock, their mouths even hanging open.
After the pregnant lady walked off the stage the trio were treated to a blur of motion as the fifth and only male a crossdresser dancer rushed out onto the stage before skidding to a stop in front of Kevin. He then squatted down pulling open his vest revealing his bare hairy chest before stuffing his whole fist into his mouth, never breaking eye contact with the glasses wearing manager. Needless to say the scrawny man recoiled in shock and fright at this literally falling backward in his chair. Meanwhile off to the side Leonard just purred sexily with a giggle before sending a flirty wink to the crossdressing male dancer and mouthing 'Call me' to him.
Once the crossdresser had left and Kevin had pulled himself up off the floor he sighed "Oh I give up! We'll never find anyone to replace Giselle!" he says depressingly.
However at that moment a tan skinned woman with blonde hair walks into the club "Excuse me are you still auditioning?" she asks quietly, looking very out of place for the club given her attire. Said attire consisted of a stereotypical Amish woman's dress, apron and bonnet. Kevin smiled widely at the woman before gesturing for her to take the stage.
The blond gripped the pole moving slowly up the pole sticking out her butt slowly turning around to the side pulling off her apron tossing it to the side and revealing her black bra and panties along with her belly button piercing. She twirled around the pole before pressing her back up against the pole and removing her bonnet before squatting down, gripping her knees and spreading her legs open three times. The blonde then moved back up the pole holding it as she does so before giving another twirl tossing away her bra thus exposing her large breasts and completing her dance with a perfect split.
"Rhythm, Seductivity, Cleanliness, all excellent." Kevin says with a pleased look on his face as he checks off several things on a clipboard. "Now tell us a little about yourself" he adds wanting to know more about the woman.
"Well my name is Kat, and I'm an Amish Virgin" the blonde says in a melodious tone with a smile on her face.
The woman's reveal causes the three interviewers to gasp "Well you don't see many Amish erotic dancers" Kevin states blankly due to his shock.
"Or virgins" Leonard says with a small grin before he giggles cattily behind his hand.
"I just want you to know that I'm not interested in working here if there's going to be any smoking, excessive intoxication, rudeness or foul language" Kat says while picking up her bra and putting it back on.
"She does know this is a strip club right?" Was the thought both Peresphone and Leonard were unknowingly thinking at the same time after hearing her conditions for working at the club.
"You're hired!" Kevin announces suddenly stunning Persephone and Leonard with his declaration.
"Oh, thank you good sir, thank you so much" Kat says sweetly before getting off the stage and walking over to her bag.
As the woman pulls out some clothes to wear Persphone walks over to officially greet her new coworker "Congratulations, I'm Persephone and I look forward to working with you" the dancer says with a Russian accent.
"Yeah, yeah save it bitch" Kat says dropping her sweet Amish girl act as she pulls out and lights a cigarette "You just stay out of my way got it?" she says with a frown before blowing a cloud of second hand smoke in Persephone's face and walking off.
Coughing a bit and waving her hand in front of her face to clear the smoke Persephone watches the woman leave the club "Geesh something tells me you're not Amish" the red headed dancer remarks.
"Or a Virgin" Leonard states with a raised eyebrow as he walks over next to the redhead having seen the interaction between the two women.
(Erotica's Apartment)
The blonde was currently out of her spy costume and sitting on her bed with her phone to her ear waiting to get through hold as she watched Pushy Galore doing another infomercial on a new item she was selling. After the blonde secret agent and Kitsune had rushed out of headquarters to try and save Richard Slimmons they had realized one big issue with their objective…They had no idea where the man was given how the location of Pushy Galore's house/operations center was unknown. So after brainstorming a bit they had come up with the plan that Stripperella would order one of Pushy's products and then slip a tracker on the delivery guy when he arrived with the package.
With that plan in mind Stripperella had returned to her apartment while Kitsune waited at a separate location for word of their plan reaching the next stage…In actuality the Male secret agent was off getting a cheeseburger while he waited for Stripperella to contact him.
As Erotica continued to wait on hold she heard a click and saw Pushy answer a call "Let's see who's on the line. Hello? Who am I talking with?" the woman says into her headset.
"Oh um. This is Joan uh Lamp. Uh Lamp, Chair, Wall, Ner-Stein" Erotica says panicking slightly at suddenly being put on the spot as she had been expecting to wait on hold for a bit longer. Not to mention how she had been distracted by wondering if she and Kitsune would do some after-mission 'Debriefing' once they took down Pushy.
"Well, Miss Lampchairwallnerstein, do you want these shoes, or are you going to live your life a big loser?" Pushy says totally buying the absolutely ridiculous fake name that Erotica had given he and showing off the pair of shoes she was showcasing.
"Oh I want the shoes. I was just wondering if I could pick them up from you in person, you know at your secret undisclosed location?" the blonde bombshell secret spy asks while twirling a lock of her hair around her finger.
"I'm afraid not. It's important that I keep my location secret and undisclosed." Pushy says with a smirk on her face.
"Alright then…I'd still like to order a pair of those shoes though" Erotica states with a shrug of her shoulders as she scratches the chin of her dog finalizing her order. Now it was just a matter of waiting for the package to arrive
(Tenderloins a few hours later)
It had been a few hours since the interviews had happened and as a result Kat had been hired. The club was in full swing with girls dancing both on stage, and giving lap dances, customers watching them dance, tossing money, and drinking beer as music blared throughout the club.
On the main stage of the club a raven haired dancer dressed in a white bikini shook her ass back and forth thrusting her hands back as her breasts jiggled. She moved her hands above her head, wiggling her hips and kicking up her leg as she grinds her chest against the pole, her hair waving back as she moved her head to the rhythm of the beat as multicolored lights flashed in the background.
A chubby patron in a blue shirt watched her squat down chugging down his drink. He reached out towards the dancer, groping her breasts, and earning a slap from the dancer in return.
"I'm sorry huge drunk guy but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave." Kevin says walking over to the now angry large man.
"Oh yeah and who's gonna make me, you?" The intoxicated guy snarled giving out a drunken growl punching Kevin across the face knocking him to the ground as suddenly a hand grabbed him by his shoulder.
"Hey!" The huge drunk guy turned around only to be greeted by a brutal right hook knocking him down to the floor out cold. The man's unconscious body was then effortlessly lifted up by a single hand grabbing him by his shirt and literally throwing him out of the club "And stay out" Naruto says in his bouncer clothes before turning to the dancer "You okay Farrah?" he asks.
"Yeah thanks for the assist Naruto we can always count on you to come in and save the day like a knight in shining armor" Farrah says thankfully before giving him a sexy smirk and and wink as blows him a kiss and walks back down the stage towards backstage making sure to sway her hips for him to see. The blonde just chuckles at the dancer's actions as it's not the first time nor will it likely be the last that one of them tries to entice him after he steps in to get rid of an unruly customer. He then just walks back over to the side of the room and resumes keeping an eye on everything.
Off to the side of the main floor Kat was sitting in the lap of one of the men visiting the club clearly flirting with him "You are so funny, not to mention interesting, and handsome. Not to mention that freakish growth on the side of your head is so sexy" she says tracing her finger down said large bulbous growth on the side of the man's face. He then surprises her by pulling out another wad of cash and handing it to her "Oh, looks like it's time to go visit the atm again. Hurry back as I will be right here waiting for you tiger" she says getting off the man's lap and pulling him up to push him off towards the atm machine. As the man walks off Kat just smirks "Sucker, as if a girl with my looks would be interested in a pathetic, piece of crap, freak like you?" she mutters to herself as she counts the money in her hands.
Persephone who was on a break and currently sitting at the bar was watching Kat's actions in annoyance not liking how she was a two-faced bitch that was manipulating the customers. However the red-head was brought out of her thoughts by Erotica walking over "Hey Persephone, can you keep an eye out for Pushy Galore's delivery guy? I'm waiting for a very special package and it's a matter of life or death" the blonde asks her fellow dancer and friend.
"I was unaware that Pushy made Fun accessories…And did you just say it was a matter of life and death?" the red head says with a teasing grin before realizing what the blonde had said.
"Geez Persehpone it's not anything like…that!" Erotica nearly yells at what her friend was implying "Besides even if it was it would be pointless given how my insides have been reshaped by a certain Fox" she thinks to herself. It was probably the only thing that she KINDA didn't like about her 'relationship' with Kitsune as now she was unable to reach the finish line so to speak, be it with toys or her fingers as a result of the combination of his equipment size and the way he worked it. The blonde then broke out of her little inner turmoil "...And no I didn't say it was a matter of life or death…Hey isn't that the new girl? I'd love to meet her" she quickly says to cover her little slip up, and then deflect away from it. Erotica then walks over to Kat and gives her a friendly smile "Hi, I'm Erotica, welcome to our little family" she says warmly in a friendly manner hoping to make sure the new girl's first day was good and welcome her to the club.
Hearing this Kat just rolls her eyes "Listen sister, I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to make money, and right now you're seriously wasting my time" the dancer remarks harshly causing Erotica's eyes to widen in shock at the uncalled for hostility.
At that moment Kevin who had finally gotten up from where the drunk guy knocked him down walks over with a black eye already forming "Ah that huge drunk guy punched me in the eye!" Not to mention his hands were filthy! Ugh I just know I am going to get some kind of conjunctivitis or eye infection" the man remarks holding his hand to his visibly swelling eye.
"Ah you poor baby, I'll take care of it. After all I know an old Amish virgin remedy that will fix you right up" Kat says slipping back into her innocent amish virgin girl act in front of Kevin before she begins leading her away. Seeing this Erotica just crosses her arms and narrows her eyes at the girl who was clearly going to be trouble…which was confirmed when Kat turned her head to smirk at Erotica before flipping her off behind Kevin's back.
"Geez what an antagonistic bitch" Erotica mutters under her breath having a feeling that she definitely isn't going to be getting along with Kat.
"Yeah not a fan of her either myself" Naruto says walking over to stand next to his fellow blonde as he also watches Kat lead Kevin off "But what can we do as she already has Kevin wrapped around her little finger and he won't fire her unless she openly does something really bad" he adds with a shrug at the situation.
Erotica opened her mouth to respond to his statement only to be interrupted by a delivery guy walking into the club holding a package "Delivery for a Ms. Lampchairwallnerstein" the guy announces catching the attention of both blondes.
"Oh I'm Miss…whatever that name was. I can't thank you enough" Erotica says quickly running over to the delivery man and taking the package out of his hands. The blonde then leans in and gives him a kiss on the cheek leaving behind a red lipstick mark which glows for split second before fading.
"Wow, thank you!" The man says in joy and shock at the action "I am never washing this cheek again!" he adds with a huge goofy smile on his face before walking out of the club.
As the man leaves Erotica grins and reaches into her top to pull out a compact "Lipstick tracking device don't fail me now" she mutters to herself looking at the mirror on the compact which turns into a computer screen showing the location of the delivery man in real-time on a map.
"You seem pretty excited to get that package, given how you gave the delivery guy a kiss on the cheek" Naruto remarks with a raised eyebrow at the erotic dancer's actions, especially over just a normal package.
Erotica let out a little yelp before quickly closing the compact to hide the tracking of the delivery guy before turning towards Naruto "Oh um yeah…It's just these are some new shoes by Pushy Galore and they were in super limited quantity but I managed to score the last pair, so that's why I was a bit excited" she says quickly thinking of and excuse to cover up her actions.
Naruto just continues to stare at her with a raised eyebrow for a moment before shrugging "If you say so. But be careful Erotica, I have heard some sketchy rumors about Pushy Galore lately, and I still stand by my statement that her products have to be fake for her to sell them so cheap. That being the case I don't want you to get hurt or disappointed in some way" he says with a kind look on his face. The blonde obviously couldn't tell Erotica the truth about Pushy's products given his the whole secrecy part of being a secret agent. But that didn't mean he couldn't at least give her a bit of a friendly warning so to speak.
Erotica's eyes widened slightly at both the rather coincidental remark by man given the case she is on, and him being so caring about her. Sure they considered each other friends and would sometimes catch a movie or something when they weren't working at the club…usually with Giselle tagging along. But this was the first time she really noticed how caring he could be towards her "Um thanks Naruto, I really appreciate that and will keep it in mind. Now um can you maybe cover for me for a bit. I have to run home and take care of this real quick?" she says a little bashfully as she twirls a strand of her hair around her finger before leaning in and giving him a kiss on the cheek before running out the door.
Her action and the reaction to what he said surprised the male blonde as he blinked owlishly a few times before smiling slightly and shaking his head in amusement "Blondes truly are my weakness, and lord help me if a villain ever finds that out" he mutters to himself as it was true. Be it Stripperella and their hookups, or just hanging out with Erotica he found himself mesmerized by the two blondes. However his smile faded a bit when he realized something about the feelings he held for both women "...crap" he mutters to himself.
(Erotica)
After having run out of the club the woman had thrown the package into the trash and dashed into a nearby alley before quickly changing into her Stripperella outfit. With a press of her belt buckle she activated the auto-drive function of her spy-cycle and it roared to life as it started automatically before driving itself to her. Jumping on the motorcyle as it passed she then pressed a button on the bracelet located on her right wrist sending the signal to Kitsune that she had placed the tracker and to meet up with her as she began following after the signal of the tracker on the delivery man.
.(Tenderloins)
Back at the club Naruto was back too leaning against the wall surveying the happenings of the club as he kept a lookout for any rabble rousers when he felt his watch vibrate. The sudden vibration having snapped him out of his thoughts regarding two blondes, he then quickly but stealthily slipped out of the club before changing into his costume and summoning his spy cycle before speeding away in pursuit of Stripperella to meet up with her.
(Stripperella)
The female superhero was trailing the signal of the tracker on the delivery man as he drove back towards Pushy Galore's undisclosed location. As the blonde turned her motorcycle onto another street following the signal she turned her head to see Kitsune pulling up alongside her on his own bike. For the next several minutes the two followed the trackers signal before stopping outside of a large walled off property as the signal stopped.
Pulling up to the wall bordering the property the two hid their bikes in some bushes and stealthily ran towards the gate to the compound. As they reached the gate Kitsune spotted a mailbox across from them "...Seriously?" he remarks with a deadpan getting his fellow secret agent's attention as he pointed across from them. The mailbox having the words 'Pushy Galore's Secret Undisclosed Location' with an address and everything on it.
Striperella shrugged at this before the two climbed over the large gate and into the property quickly moving from tree to tree using them as cover as they got closer to the large factory-like house. As they approached the house they saw a large number of package delivery workers moving around products, packing up boxes, and loading them onto trucks.
The two spies stealthily sneak up to the loading bay area taking cover behind a couple of delivery trucks as Stripperella pulls out her x-ray glasses and puts them on before gasping quietly "What?" Kitsune whispers wondering what she saw to have caused her to gasp.
"It's all of Pushy's adopted foreign children! She is having them work as a slave labor force to make all her products, and they appear to be also singing about how they wish they were back in their third-world nation if my lip reading is accurate" Stripperella states in shock at what she is seeing.
"Wow that's really fucked up, and I guess we know the real reason now why she adopted all those foreigners" Kitsune whispers back with a shake of his head at the revelation. The two then check to see if the coast is clear before they sneak inside the building and up a flight of stairs. Upon reaching the second level of the building they come across a science lab in which various scientists are working on some sort of projects.
Stripperella turns to the side when she feels Kitsune tap her on the shoulder to get her attention before seeing him point further down the hall. As the two sneak down the hall and through the door the female blonde lets out a gasp of horror at what they find "My god she's breeding animals with designer logos! Turning ex-husbands into fashionable apparel is one thing but this is an atrocity!" She nearly shouts at the countless glass cages housing various animals ranging from Goats, Pigs, to baby cows in them all with logos and patterns right on their skin. "Oh you poor little animals" she adds as she looks down at one of the goats who was casually munching on some hay in its cage.
"Yeah that's pretty messed up, though I have an idea" Kitsune says with a smirk as Stripperella turns around to look at him. The male then nudges his head to the side towards a set of doors above which has a certain object on it that causes Stripperella to smile.
(The City)
Throughout the city people were watching another of Pushy's infomercials "This all-purpose Louis Vuitton skirt, can be used for anything. At a mere $12.95 you can't afford not to own it now buy it!" Pushy is seen saying on the televisions.
"Hold it right there!" Stripperella says as she and Kitsune barge onto the stage pushing the woman out of the camera view.
"Stripperella and Kitsune!" Pushy exclaims in shock at the two heroes suddenly appearing on her set.
"Pushy has been making imitation designer clothes from poor genetically mutated animals. They have the designer logos right on them!" Stripperella says into the tv camera as she holds up one of the goats for everyone watching the broadcast to see. Seeing the animal causes the viewers to gasp in shock at the sight.
"So I created several new species of animals with designer hides. What's the big deal?" Pushy says pushing her way back in front of the camera.
"She is also using her over 1,000 adopted foreign children as slave labor in sweatshop-like conditions to make all her products" Kitsune says, shoving Pushy to the side out of camera-sight.
"Not to mention how she has also been making clothes out of HUMAN FLESH!" Stripperella adds morbidly. Hearing this causes everyone watching to gag in disgust before they look down at the clothes they are wearing, many of which happen to be Pushy Galore products. They collectively let out screams of terror and disgust as they begin stripping out of the clothes exposing panties, breasts, asses, and crotches everywhere across the city.
(Back in the studio)
Pushy was fuming in rage at the truth about her products being revealed "Give yourself up Pushy!" Stripperella demands of the now ruined giant of the fashion industry.
"Yeah it's two on one, your secrets are exposed, and we have plans later so it would be really convenient if we could skip the whole heroes vs villain fight and just arrest you" Kitsune says slipping into a fighting stance.
"Tempting offer darlings…but no!" Pushy says as she reaches over and grabbing a leather belt sitting on a stool next to her before cracking it. "This is an Armani Belt, Bob Armani to be more precise and my 73rd Husband!" she yells, whipping the belt forward at the two heroes. Stripperella manages to duck under the belt however when Kitsune goes to jump over it he catches it across his ass causing him to let out a yelp.
"HEY! The only one that gets to spank his ass is me!" Stripperella yells in anger while also leaving out how it's not really spanking she does but more along the lines of holding on to his for dear life with her legs as he pounds her insides. The blonde reaches into her utility belt and pulls out the invisible tape measure and extends it at the villain.
The tape measure collides with the belt mid-air causing them to become tangled and stuck "What the?" Pushy wonders aloud in confusion at seeing her belt held in the air by nothing.
"Invisible tape measure bitch" Stripperella retorts with a smirk causing Pushy to growl in frustration before making a break for it towards a pair of elevators.
Seeing the woman running away, Stripperella and Kitsune give chase but are seconds too late as the villain slips into one of the elevators. Cursing at this Stripperella dashes into the elevator and hastily presses the button inside making the doors close "Hey wait for me!" Kitsune calls out, reaching the elevator just in time for the doors to close. The blonde looks to the side and sees a staircase leading up and sighs "Cardio don't fail me now" he mutters before sprinting into the stairwell and up the stairs.
As the two elevators ascend side by side Pushy and Stripperella scowl at each other with the villain flipping the heroine off for good measure before running out the doors as it reaches the top floor of the building. Moments later Striperella's elevator reaches the top floor as well and she rushes out of it only to gasp at what she is seeing.
It was at that moment that Kitsune burst through the doors breathing heavily from running up all the stairs. Looking up from his hunched over position with his hands on his knees the blonde raises an eyebrow at what he is seeing "Huh…talk about narcissistic to make your husband grinder machine look like yourself" he remarks at the appearance of said machine which was like he said the spitting image of Pushy…with the conveyor belt leading to the large grinders situated between her spread legs.
"Not another step you two! If you move so much as an inch Richard will become my new line of designer blouses" Pushy says with an evil grin on her face as she gestures to the bound and gagged man behind her. Said man then let out a muffled yelp as he was shocked by two of Pushy's henchmen using cattle prods.
However the woman made the mistake of turning to look at the bound man when she referenced him, giving Stripperella the chance she needed to rush over and grab the woman by her large coat. The two struggled for a moment before Pushy pushed Stripperella back though in the result her large coat was ripped heavily. Letting out a roar, Pushy proceeded to rip the rest of her coat off her body revealing that she had six arms.
Everyone either gasped or in Richard's case threw up in his mouth before passing out at the sight of the multi-armed woman "That's why you always wear your coat!" Stripperella remarks pointing at the villainess's arms.
"Wow, I didn't see that coming. I have to say though, Pushy look at it this way. Given how your fashion career is over you can always fall back on becoming an adult film star. Heck with all those arms you could be the queen of handjobs!" Kitsune remarks with a cocky grin getting a giggle from Stripperella.
"Ha ha so very funny" Pushy remarks with a roll of her eyes "This is just a little fringe benefit from my days as a genetic physicist. That being said I guess you can now call me 'Octopushy'" she adds with a flourish of her arms and a smirk.
"Pretty sure that name has been trademarked already" Kitsune says with a deadpan look on his face at the corny name.
"I am a foreign child enslaving, mass husband murdering villain, what do I care about copyright law?" Pushy says with a roll of her eyes and a smirk.
"Huh...fair point" Kitsume remarks in response with a shrug as she had a point. Compared to crimes like slavery, and mass murder, copyright infringement was pretty minor.
With that being said Pushy had her two henchmen rush the two heroes so that she could turn her attention to the bound form of her soon to be late husband. As Stripperella and Kitsune grapple with the two henchmen Pushy takes the opportunity to throw Richard onto the moving conveyor belt. Looking behind him the man looked on in horror as he got closer and closer to the large spiked grinders. The man began to scoot hop his way along the conveyor belt trying his best to not enter the grinders.
Stripperella manages to wrench the cattle prod spear away from the henchman she was fighting and smacks him across the face with it, sending the large man to the floor. Kitsune also manages to pry his opponents weapon away from him and uses it to hit the man…though accidentally ends up also jabbing the electrified end of it into the large man's crotch causing him to let out a high pitched screech of pain.
Seeing this Kitsune can't help but wince "Oooh sorry about that man didn't mean to hit you there" the blonde man says actually apologizing to the henchman. Seeing her henchmen defeated Pushy took this opportunity to make her getaway via a staircase leading to the roof of the building. Stripperella sees her opponent getting back to his feet and is about to resume fighting him only for Kitsune to get between them "Go save Slimmons, I got this" he says smacking the man with the electrified prod.
Stripperella gives him a nod in response before rushing over to Richard Slimmons. Leaping over to the machine she does a split wedging herself in between the sides of the opening to the grinders and catches Slimmons right before he would have entered the machine. Then in a impressive display of acrobatics she flips the two of them to safety and sets Richard down before untying and ungagging him.
"I WANT A DIVORCE!" The man yells out with tears in his eyes from the whole ordeal in hopes that Pushy heard him. He then looks at Stripperella "You know all you really had to do to save me was flip switch back there back to the off position right?" he asks the woman.
"Yeah but you have to admit this was more dramatic and superhero-ey" Stripperella replies with a shrug while internally thinking "Probably shouldn't tell him that I completely spaced on the whole off switch thing". Now to get me some Pushy" she says before running after Pushy with Kitsune right behind the blonde male having just finished knocking out the other henchman
"Hmm then maybe after we lock her up I can get some 'Pushy' as well. What do you say Stripperella?" Kitsune says with a grin on his face and a wink.
"Work first, play later...and the usual" Stripperella says with a grin of her own as well as sending a seductive wink his way.
"Sounds good" Kitsune responds with a chuckle as the two race up the stairs and into a large makeshift hangar bay where they see Pushy boarding and getting away on a blimp as it is cut loose from its moorings by some henchwomen. "Seriously? She even has her own blimp?" Kitsune remarks in disbelief as they chase after the fleeing villain.
The henchwomen try to stop them but Stripperella flips over one of them before using another's head as a springboard launching herself into the air where she manages to catch one of the mooring lines and hangs on as the blimp makes off into the sky.
Kitsune however wasn't so lucky as his attempt at jumping for a line was blocked by one of the women managing to grab his ankle as he jumped, pulling him back to the ground. Rolling out of the woman's grip the man kicked up to his feet before spinning around and clotheslining a woman that had been charging at him. The sudden stop from the impact lifted the henchwoman off her feet and spun her in the air before she slammed into the ground gasping for breath.
Seeing this, one of the other women gasped in shock before scowling in fury at the man "What kind of man are you to hit a woman!" she snarls out in rage.
"One that unfortunately for you is an avid believer in gender equality be it for employment, pay, or in your cases beating your collective asses into the ground just like I would if you were men" Kitsune says with a predatory grin on his face as he rolls his neck and cracks his knuckles sending shivers down their spines. "Now in the immortal words of one of my favorite fictional characters 'Let's see you grit them teeth'!" he roars out before launching himself at the woman and the sounds of bones breaking, and cries of pain are heard.
(With Stripperella)
The heroine hung on for dear life from the mooring line as the blimp flew through the air. However the door to the cabin of the gondola hanging under the blimp was kicked open by Pushy who had a menacing grin on her face and a pistol in each of her six arms. The mad woman let out an evil cackle as she began firing all the guns at Stripperella who pulled out her bulletproof nail file in order to deflect them. Though it was a pointless effort given how not even a single bullet came remotely close to the dangling heroine due to Pushy's horrible aim.
"Gah I always hated these things they always miss!" said woman rages before throwing all six of the empty guns at Stripperella before dashing back into the gondola as Stripperella began to climb the mooring line up to the blimp. Upon reaching the controls Pushy pushed the blimp into a steep dive hoping to throw off the blonde woman.
However this attempt backfired for the villainess as she just made it easier for Stripperella to swing along the rope and up onto the top of the blimp. With a shout of rage Pushy pushed the blimp down even lower towards the ground cackling as she spotted a bridge and headed right for it. The evil woman made to fly the blimp underneath the bridge hoping to scrape Stripperella off. But yet again the attempt to dislodge the heroine failed as Stripperela did a full split and bent over to where her breasts were squished against the top of the blimp in an impressive display of flexibility thus avoiding hitting the bridge.
As the blimp cleared the bridge the blonde heroine sprung to her feet before using the blimp as a trampoline to launch herself up and forward into the air in front of the blimp. Stripperella then quickly pulled out her grapple gun and fired it at the blimp before much to the shock of Pushy swinging on the rope connected to the grapple and through the window of the gondola. The heroines entrance resulted in Pushy being kicked away from the controls which Stripperella grabbed on her way into the gondola thus sending the blimp in a steep climb towards the sky.
Pushy dazed from the sudden impact was unable to grab onto anything and thus fell out of the open back door of the gondola. Luckily for the woman she regained her senses quickly and managed to deploy her parachute as she started to gently float towards the ground watching the blimp and Stripperella climb higher into the sky. Letting out a roar of rage the woman pulled a flare gun out of her cleavage and fired it at the blimp missing it but instead hitting one of the propeller engines of the gondola setting it ablaze.
The fire quickly spread to the blimp itself in a small explosion sending flames into the gondola and over Stripperella. However luckily for the heroine the enhancements that she had been injected with upon becoming a secret agent/super heroine saved her. Acting fast she ran towards the back of the gondola; she jumps out of the blimp moments before it explodes and begins free falling to the ground without a parachute only for Kitsune to catch her bridal style as they fly air using his jet boots.
"Careful babe you almost let that blimp blow its load all over you...I'm the only one that can do that" Kitsune says with a grin as he gives her ass a light squeeze.
"Oh my hero I am so sorry however can I make it up to you" Stripperella teases with a sultrily tone while caressing his chin.
"Oh I can think of a few ways some of which include fuzzy handcuffs, you handcuffed to the bed, whip cream and chocolate sauce, and many many hours of passion with much invoking of god's name being involved" Kitsune says with a predatory grin that sends a shiver down Stripperella's spine.
"Sounds...delightful" Stripperella says as the two continue flying through the air unknowing that sparkly droplets of liquid follow in their wake originating from a certain heroines soaked flower.
Kitsune flies the two of them to the top of the nearby bridge and lands just as his rocket boots sputter and die having run outta fuel. The two hear cackling and look up to see Pushy floating away from them under her parachute "HAHA Stripperella and Kitsune, you will never put me behind bars!" the woman cackles in apparent victory.
"Should we tell her?" Stripperella asks with a raised eyebrow.
"Nah she will find out soon enough" Kitsune replies with a chuckle as they watch the woman float down…into a prison of all places. The two heroes let out a hearty laugh as they listen to the woman shouting in protest with MUCH cursing and vulgarity as she is swarmed by guards and arrested.
"So there is one thing I don't understand" Stripperella suddenly says causing Kitsune to raise and eyebrow in interest as he turns to look at her "How did you deal with all the henchwomen?" she asks finishing her statement.
"Oh that…I just gave them a good example of gender equality" Kitsune says with a grin on his face.
Stripperella blinks a couple times at the statement before she giggles and gives him a peck on the cheek "Well are you the social justice warrior" she teases with a laugh as the two start climbing down the bridge.
"So meetup at the same place in say…3 hours?" Kitsune asks as he looks up at Stripperella climbing down above him. The blonde licks his lips hungrily as he sees up his partner's miniskirt and how her white thong was wedged between her tight cheeks.
"Mmm it's a date" Stripperella says with a purr as they resume climbing down before summoning their spy-cycles and leave the area.
(1 Hour Later Tenderloins)
Erotica in her white bra and panties swung her hips side to side on the stage as she held onto the pole before leaping up and wedging it between her thighs suspending herself mid-air much to the enjoyment of the club patrons who hooted and cheered. The blonde swung around the pole in mid-air several times before sliding down it to the stage and her knees. Gyrating against the pole several times from her kneeled position she slid back up it grinding it between her large breasts and against her crotch as she continued her dance.
Off to the side Naruto stood by the bar with Persephone, Kevin, and Leonard. The blonde security guard for the club was keeping one eye on the television above the bar and the other on Erotica as she continued to dance. He was admiring her sensual and sexy dance while also keeping an eye on the patrons of the club making sure none of them got too 'excited' by the blonde strippers dance and did something stupid.
"And so Pushy Galore is behind bars thanks to Stripperella and Kitsune who have once again saved the day. As for the freakish designer animals created by the madwoman, the two heroes personally delivered them to an animal refuge just outside the city where they will be tended to by the newly freed slave laborers. In addition Richard Slimmons as thanks for his daring rescue by the two heroes has pledged One Million Dollars in funding for the animal refuge and will be stopping by to not only help former slaves." The newswoman Margo Van Winkle said on the television given how it was tuned to the news at the moment. Bringing her hand to her earpiece the newswoman's eyes widen "I have just been told that we have breaking news. Skip Withers is live with us downtown at the sigh of the incident let's check in with him" she adds before the picture changed to Skip Withers.
The news man was standing in front of a building that was engulfed in a raging fire "Thank you, Margo, hard-hitting and heartwarming reporting there" he says complimenting his fellow newsperson "I'm here standing in front of what used to be Silicone's Gentleman's Club. I've been told it can get pretty hot in there, and tonight tragically that's all too true. Here is owner of Silicone's Dirk McMahon let's see what he has to say" the man reports before the cameraman shifts to a distraught Dirk.
"My Club! Why? Why did that stripper insist on breathing fire!?" Dirk laments at the loss of his business.
"Hi Dirk, how do you feel?" Skip asks the man walking over next to him and holding the microphone in front of him.
"How do I feel? Feel THIS!" Dirk roars in rage before taking the microphone out of Skip's hand and proceeding to beat him over the head with it.
"Goodness gracious Silicone's has burned down!" Leonard cries out in shock at the disaster.
Hearing this Erotica who had been seconds away from removing her top much to the enjoyment of the patrons watching her…suddenly stopped her dance and ran over to the bar to watch the tv with the others much to the patrons disappointment. "Oh no Giselle!" the dancer cries out in distress. Naruto reaches over and wraps an arm around her to comfort her to which she leans into his embrace thankful for the gesture of support.
"This is all my fault. None of this would have happened if I'd just let Giselle breathe fire here" Kevin says in depression at the turn of the event.
However the group then noticed a thin trail of smoke and turned to look at the direction it was coming from only for their eyes to widen as they saw Giselle standing a few feet from them. The brunette southern girl was thankfully unharmed though looking a toasty with some soot here and there across her topless chest.
"Giselle!" The group yelled in joy at seeing her unharmed and safe as the girl depressingly walked over to them.
Naruto reached over with his other arm and pulled her into a hug that was joined by Erotica as she hugged her as well, happy to see her safe. The three-way hug soon became a group hug as Persephone, Kevin, and Leonard joined in for a moment.
"I don't suppose you're hiring?" Giselle asked somberly, looking at Kevin.
The glasses wearing man had a soft smile on his face at this "We're not, but welcome back" he says causing the girl to perk up and a wide smile to form on her face.
"So, uh since Giselle is coming back to work. This means you're going to get rid of Kat hmm?" Persephone asks with a slight hopeful tone to her voice.
"Are you kidding we love her! We're a big family here and there's room for everybody!" Kevin says happily causing Persephone to sigh at the two-faced woman still getting to work at the club.
"I guess you guys were right about the fire breathing…How do you feel about chainsaw juggling?" Giselle asks with a smile before letting out a yelp as Naruto bops her lightly on the head "Ah shucks Naruto it was just a joke…and if your going to bop me one at least do it somewhere fun~" she adds teasingly with a wink and a giggle before going to the employee restroom to get cleaned up and leaving a chuckling Naruto and Erotica.
(Hour and a Half later)
Erotica had just finished gathering her things as the club was now closed and everyone had either gone home or were closing down the club for the day. The blonde was giving herself one last look in the mirror backstage making sure her makeup and everything was perfect for her little rendezvous with a certain fox themed partner of hers.
Satisfied with her looks she made her way into the main area of the club and was a little surprised to see Naruto still there clearly waiting for someone. Having an idea and wanting to thank the fellow blonde for all his hard work she walked over to him "Hey Naruto what are you still doing here? And do you wanna meet up tomorrow morning for breakfast or something?" she asks, catching his attention.
"Oh hey Erotica I am just waiting for Giselle as I said I would give her a ride home. Apparently her car keys melted when Silicones burned down. Also sorry but maybe another day? I have some plans tonight that are probably going to be an all night affair so I will likely be sleeping in until early afternoon tomorrow" Naruto says, turning to look at his coworker as they walk out of the club and onto the sidewalk where his blue and red Suzuki motorcycle was waiting at the curb.
Hearing this the woman felt slightly saddened for some reason that was confusing her a bit "Oh that's okay, and yeah rain check for sure" she says putting on an upbeat expression to mask the brief sadness.
At that moment Giselle came walking out of the club with a backpack on her back, the straps coming over her blue Daisy Duke style shirt and framing her breasts pushing them out a bit "Thanks again for this Naruto" she says thankfully for the help.
"Not a problem Giselle hop on" he says straddling his motorcycle and starting it, the engine roaring to life. The southern girl wasted no time and quickly walked over before swinging her leg over the back and taking a seat behind them before wrapping her arms around him to hold on.
"Have a good night Erotica" Naruto says with a smile as Giselle waves at her friend before the two ride off into the night.
Erotica stands there with a smile on her face as she watches them go, yet for some reason she feels like the smile is forced. Not to mention the slight tightening sensation in her chest at how she saw Giselle's hands slip a bit lower than they needed to down Naruto's body as she held onto him as they sped away. For a moment she just stands in place watching the taillight of the motorcycle fade away in the distance as emotions swirl in her. However she pushes the emotions down and shakes her head "Get it together girl you have a fun night ahead of you" she says psyching herself up a small smile forming on her face as she goes into the alley and changes into her costume before getting on her spy-cycle and heading to the familiar location of where said fun will happen.
End Chapter 2
End Author Note: Well there is chapter 2 everyone and I hope you like it. LoL this probably would have come out later today/tonight but I said screw it and powered through the bit I had left for the chapter staying up to…Yikes almost 3:30 in the morning, whoops.
Anyway not much else to say..Oh wait just wanted to clarify something. Yes both Stripperella and Kitsune enhancements that they were given upon when they became full agents. Their powers are identical to the Wiki/Canon powers for Stripperella who YES does in fact have some minor abilities/enhancements that to my knowledge the source of was never explained.
So I decided to just have the enhancements be something they were injected with/given upon becoming agents. One side not however is that Kitsune/Naruto OBVIOUSLY doesn't have any of the more Feminine Abilties that Stripperella has.
Anway just wanted to clear that all up and be sure to Favorite, Follow, and Review, as well as check out my other stories as who knows you might end up liking them as well.