Monday morning*
Andy and Steven are downstairs eating breakfast and watching SpongeBob*
Can't hear it Andy "Steven says"
I've got it "Andy says but is angered when Hannah grabs the remote first"
Back off Hannah! We were here before you got downstairs. Don't you dare change it
I'm just turning up the volume for you guys "Hannah says as she does it and returns the remote to its place on the coffee table"
You're not gonna change the minute I turn around and return to the kitchen table? "Andy says"
Of course not. You both love SpongeBob "Hannah says"
Yeah that's right we do. And you constantly tease us cuz of that. So go ahead and get it over with "Andy says"
I won't do that. Then you'll both go to school sad and that's not fair to you guys "Hannah says"
Um..ok "Andy says" What's going on? You tricking us?
No tricks. Nothing is going on. I just want you guys to have a great school day "Hannah says"
That's a big lie "Andy says" You always hope we'll come home with bad grades so you can tease us about it. Then you get mad at us when we ask mom or dad for help on our homework. You call us all kinds of mean names. You can't fool us
I'm being 100% honest "Hannah says"
You're never honest. You'll lie in a heartbeat about doing chores or studying for a test or quiz. You can't fool us! We live with you! We know you too well! Unfortunately we're stuck together until you're old enough to move out. If that even happens. You'll probably be one those people who still live at home when you're like 30 or even worst 45! "Andy says" I don't know what you're up to but cut it out! We don't wanna be part of it!
They all leave out and get on the school bus*
Later that afternoon at the Palm Woods*
In Apartment 2J*
So she was just super nice to you guys this morning? "Logan says" And you have no idea why?
Yeah exactly "Andy says" Should I be worried? Cuz with her I'm always worried she's planning her next scheme to make me and Steven miserable
Well maybe there's a specific reason her attitude has changed towards you guys. Maybe she's finally realized being nice is a good way avoid being constantly grounded "Logan says"
Maybe but you don't know her like Steven and I do. You don't live with her. You live with Katie. That's got to be so much better "Andy says"
Living with Katie is fun but it's not always easy. Some days she can be really kind and sweet. Other days she's mean and ruthless "Logan says"
And she gets away with that behavior? "Andy says"
No we do our best to gently but firmly discipline her when necessary "Logan says"
She can be a bit of a brat sometimes "James says suddenly chiming in from the couch"
Stay out of our private conversation "Logan says annoyed"
If you wanted privacy don't talk in an open space "James says"
Logan sighs exasperated*
I'm just trying to figure out what I can do to protect Steven, Tyson and Angel cuz if Hannah plans on hurting them I won't hesitate to hurt her back "Andy says"
You would really hit your own sister? "Logan says"
In an act of self defense. Yes "Andy says" I don't wanna hurt her but if I have to I will. She constantly terrorizes me, Steven and Angel everyday. Those three are more important to me than my life
I'm happy you wanna protect them Andy but just take it easy. Sit back and observe Hannah's behavior. Try to figure out why she's acting in a way you're not used to. No violence is needed "Logan says"
Fine "Andy says"
