We know the whole thing, Subaru is minding his own business, went out to get some snacks before bed. walked out the supermarket and ended up being Transported. But... It's definitely off and why does the back of his head feel so good all of a sudden!?

Subaru awakes, he's on the floor with the sudden pain of a headache.

"Natsuki Subaru." A calm voice and soft voice is heard as Subaru opens his eyes.

Staring back at him are blue eyes of a angel.

Subaru, being the dumbass says something first. "Am I on your lap?" and which the Girl replies.

"Yes, You are."

"Awesome!" Subaru pumps his hands up before doing the rest of the body. The first thing he notices is the massive horde of probably millions of people. Well, Maybe Millions. It's unsure as he does not even know how many heads there are too count.

"Uh..." Subaru is completely flabbergasted, why is there so many people here?

Subaru turns back to the Platinum hair girl. "What is uhm... this all about?"

"Our followers... or to be more exact. You're Followers. Me and Satella really did alot for you, you know..." The girl mimics a pout face.

"So then... who are you?"

"I am Pandora, The Witch of Vanity."

"So am I the hero of a Witch!?" Subaru seems excited, like his isekai gamer inside just exploded.

But then he stops. "Followers? I mean, you would be the pretty girl who summoned me... and probably the mc status.. but If these are followers, then what group would they be?" Subaru decides its best to get info first.

"Ah... This is annoying." Subaru turns to find a boy with white hair with gold and white clothing, He clears his throat before speaking.

"This is the Witch Cult, Pandora, Our Leader, Has decided her time has come. And so, With Satella's help. They summoned you to be the New Leader of the Cult... Should of been me to be honest." The boy then looks downwards with his hands in his pocket. He's glaring the ground as he seems pretty pissed off.

"Well then, Natsuki Subaru. With both our powers, I hope you lead the Cult Well. I Shall support you in times where you wont expect it."

What does that mean? won't expect it? Well, whatever it was. This was Aw- WAIT... CULT!?

"HOLD ON, A CUL-" Pandora then exploded into platinum flower petals.

Subaru realizes the shit he will have to deal with. A cult, definitely a bad sign. When there was a cult in any isekai he would read, they were always bad.

Subaru slowly turns to the boy. "Is this cult... like... bad or.. hated by any chances?"

"Oh.. yeah... Definitely. Gonna be real annoying to deal with ayy? Well whatever, Only me and the Insane guy were able to come here. The other Arch's were too lazy killing people or just simply didn't care enough."

KILLING!? oh... god no. What the hell...

"And so, I'm now the leader of this cult, which is probably extremely well known and hated?"

"Bingo!" A new voice came, Subaru turned behind him and jumped, falling flat on his butt. The sight of this guy's wide smile and eyes that are literally not blinking.

"Uhm... Hi?"

"HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO! I'M SO HAPPY TO HAVE SOMEONE LIKE YOURSELF WITH LOVE OF ENVY AND VANITY. SUCH A RELATIONSHIP WITH THE WITCHES! I AM SLOTHFUL FOR NOT MEETING YOU ANY SOONER! SLOTHFUL! SLOTHFUL!" The guy started to bash his head against the wall.

"Woah Woah Hey!" Subaru got up quickly. "Why are you bashing you-"

"He's insane, I mean. Hell, I'm a little jealous too. Both Envy and Vanity of those witches love you. I could honestly care less, It be better If i was the leader of this cult and Yet! you of all people, some complete random, is the new cult leader? Pandora always was annoying from the start..." The white hair boy responded, flicking his finger because he thought it was cool.

"Look.. I dont even know what type of situation I am... First, Who are you two? I never got your names."

"Regulus Corneas, Sin Archbishop of Greed."

"Petelgeuse Romanee-Conti, Sin Archbishop of Sloth!"

"Normally, it be kinda hard do deal with this. But now Ill have to act more seriously in order to survive."

Sure... I may have MC Status.. but as the villain. Meaning some sort of MC is in the world or i'm the only one summoned. Whatever it is, this is going to be hard.

"Well then, Subaru. Judging that you have no idea where you are nor what your doing here. We should probably help you as the Archbishops.. As painful as it means to say, you are pretty stupid."

"H-Hey! That's pretty uncalled for. But... yeah, Ill be needing help with... alot of things."

"Well then, I shall first show you around." Regulus waves his hand, expecting me to follow him along as the cult members disband into the shadows to do whatever this cult did best.


"And so, thats about everything so far. You're gonna probably forget most of it." Regulus said, before adding on. "Now that I'm done, I'll be going. Being with you is the least of my worries but I have to anyway. You can ask the Bishops for help if you need anything Or Gesue."

"Uh... okay..." Subaru watched as he left the room.

He reminded himself he is in a cafe, but somehow its massive. Tons of rooms and stuff to work on. But while being shown the Tour of the place, there were other places like Witch Worship Rooms and Meat gridders. Why Gridders you may ask?

To grid up meat of people to then eat or offer to the higher ups/witches.

It was bad... Really bad. There was going to be alot to do if he wanted to learn how to fix this cult up.

He got himself the basics of the world. The closet kingdom they are near by is The Dragon Kingdom of Lugnica. However, it seems he is super deep underground. With no way out, they just teleport in and out with mass teleporting magic.

Subaru was thinking of exploring a bit. Going to the Capital of Lugnica first.

But.. Regulus reminded him that he has something called a "Scent". The witch's in these world's are bad and people that are loved by them have this scent by them. So being out in public would be dangerous.

However, Regulus almost killed him for trying to ask more about it.

What About Betelgeuse? Ah... May be a bad idea but... Doe's he have a choice?

"First, lets go outside and breathe some fresh air. That way we can work this out better." Subaru gets up after gliding his hands off the table he was sitting at.

Making his way to his door he opens and goes into it.

And Behold his eyes, is the deranged green ma-.. wait.. he seems.. a bit normal? Well other then his weird teeth smile and his wide eyes. He seems pretty content.

"The Gospel has updated, and thus, I will be helping you in replace of Greed. It would be my Honor!" Betel said, as he held his hands out high with the Gospel in hand.

Things were going to get alot harder now... Were they?


Part 1 done, just another one of my fics coming up onto here. What do you guys think? Subaru as the witch cult leader? Of course, seems things may seem a bit out of context BUT i tried to stay cool and use some creative writing with how everything would be.

anyways, uhmhmhm yea bye lel