Lena Inverse was sitting near a pond, doing magic rituals.
"Let's see, magical whales, fishes and chortles please find a way to-OPEN SOME PORTALS"
said Lena, chomping on a Bison burger. A portal opened.
Meanwhile in the Kingdom Hearts Universe (not really):
"Wow, it worked. I didn't even have to get naked that time" said Lena.
"Blod blammit it's broken!" shouted Donald Duck, with his usual foul mouth.
"Huh?" asked Mickey, confused.
"GO GET MY TV REMOTE! QUACK! QUACK!" shouted an angry Donald Duck as he noted a portal opening.
"But I'm still wearing the shoes that guy named Jafar sold me. Aladdin and Jasmine told me not to keep wearing them or I'll
speed off into oblivion" said Mickey.
"JUST DO IT" shouted Donald.
"You know something, you're being damn near abusive" said Mickey.
"GO!" shouted Donald.
Mickey reluctantly lept into the portal as his feet became vicious beasts.
Meanwhile, we join Dr. Robotnik in his lair:
"Ah, I need more chocolate truffles. Yes, the Cyberpunk brand. Make haste! I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO A LIVE ROBOT!
No, I want to speak to a robot representative, not a human! I am not a patient
customer" said Robotnik, hanging up the phone. "Darned humans on the other end. How I long for the days of automated voice recordings" he added.
"I don't know sir, I find automated service very frustrating" said Snively.
"I find you very frustrating. Keep your trap shut or feel the full force of Charlotte's Web" said Robotnik.
"Charlotte's Web?" asked Snively, looking confused.
"Yes, the name for my new eggsack of artificial life. Oh, how that magnificent spider laid so many eggs before
she died at the hands of that porker. Anyway, go grind some coffee beans in my Mean Bean Machine and get me visuals
on the Great Forest. There's word that a portal opened up without the use of a chaos emerald, and that confuses me" said
Robotnik.
"Okay sir," said a reluctant Snively as he pushed a giant red button.
Later, we join Sonic, Amy, Minnie, Tails and Sally:
"Amy and I are going to open up an Etsy shop and sell dresses, teehee!" said Minnie.
"Minnie showed me this great makeup brand called Kajal. Rouge the Bat really likes it too" said Amy.
"That's great ladies, Tails can you get me my mondo cool iced tea?" asked Sonic.
"Coming right up" said Tails cheerfully depositing some iced tea in Sonic's hands.
"So you say your boyfriend came here through a portal cuz of something some witch did?" asked Sonic.
"Yeah, and he hasn't been the same since he put on these magic shoes. At first I thought maybe he was on some new antipsychotic medication, but no, Mickey just loves those new magic shoes. We were gonna have some truffles
but they got stolen by a fat guy who never shuts up about robots. I mean I'm used to being around a lot of
animatronics but this guy just has a complete obsession. Very cyberpunk" said Minnie, sipping some coffee.
"Yeah, that sounds like the king of the Swatt butts" replied Tails.
"Who?" asked Minnie.
"Don't ask Tails, he's too young. He's talking about Robutnik" said Sonic.
"HUH?" said Minnie.
Amy couldn't contain her laughter.
Meanwhile:
"HEY THERE EVERYONE! I'M MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKEY MOUSE! THE FASTEST SON OF A BITCH THAT EVER LIVED, VROOM VROOM, VROOMAH BOOM BOOM!" shouted Mickey,
zooming through the great forest at Mach 9000 speeds. He dashed through Sonic's tree house.
"Take it easy, Sal, I'll deal with this bozo" said Sonic.
"You'd better. He's already ruined MY home" said Sally.
"STOP ZOOMING AROUND SO MUCH. We're not in a Zoom meeting, this is mondo uncool" said Sonic.
"HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU SONS OF BITCHES. I'm MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKEY MOUSE" shouted Mickey.
"I'd really hate to think what would happen if this guy were roboticized" said Sally.
"Yeah, I hear ya Sal, all these Mickey mousecapades are too much for me too!" replied Sonic.
Meanwhile, back at the Cyberpunk Ranch:
"I need a steadier supply of truffles. Perhaps we should kidnap that witch and force her to make more for us" suggested
Robotnik.
"No, I have a better idea," replied Snively. "We roboticize the rodent"
"Oh, give me a big fat BREAK! I've been trying that for years Snively. He always gets away, despite the evil that flows through me" replied Robotnik.
"No no no, not THAT rodent" replied Snively.
"Rocky Rodent always eludes me as well" declared Robotnik.
"NO NO NOooooo, I'm talking about Mickey. Mickey Mouse, the little booger that bumped into us
yesterday" said Snively.
"The one caught on security cam wrecking the house of Sonic's girlfriend? Yes, I think
he could serve me quite well" said Robotnik. He continued, "For once your brain damage might have paid off"
"Hey, I have chocolate cake!" said Robotnik, as he saw Mickey zooming through the forest.
"HEY YOU SONS OF BITCHES! I'M MICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY MOUSE" shouted Mickey, as he zoomed and zoomed around.
"Yes, that's lovely. Look-chocolate cake" said Robotnik.
"UNDER DAH SEAAAAAAAAAAAA-OH, I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KING" shouted Mickey.
"Oh, you can be. If you partake in this chocolate cake" replied Robotnik.
"CHOCOLATE CAKE? YUM! Did Minnie make that?" asked Mickey.
"Um, yes. It has nanoparticles in it" said Robotnik.
"I LOVE NANOPARTICLES, hah huh!" replied Mickey.
"Yes, quite. Well glad you ate that. Goodbye, and good luck capturing Sonic and the freedom fighters" said Robotnik.
"I'm a tramp, but they love me, breakin' new hearts every day, hah huh!" said Robot Mickey Mouse.
Later...
"Something's wrong with Mickey" said Minnie.
"No offense Minnow, but something's been wrong with him for a long time" replied Sonic.
"No, I mean something's REALLY wrong with Mickey" said Minnie, pointing at her boyfriend outside.
"Holy mackeral! You're right Minnow" said Sonic.
"It's Minnie, not Minnow. Hmph! Boys will be boys" said Minnie, stomping off.
Mickey came zooming into Sonic's house once again.
"HEY, stop wrecking my stuff, you're even faster than me, who makes you shoes? It ain't Doc Martin" said Sonic.
Mickey began speaking but his voice now sounded demonic, muffled, and strange.
"JOIN ME. I ALREADY OWN EVERY MAJOR CORPORATION ON EARTH. JOIN ME SONIC" said Mickey.
"I'll never join you, Mickey. Not after what you've been doing to the Great Forest" replied
Sonic.
"Work for me. Serve me, THE GREAT MICKEY MOUSE! BWAHHAHAHAHAAH!" laughed the evil Mickey.
"This joke has gone far enough" concluded Sonic, with his arms folded.
"I shall destroy you" said Mickey.
"Nuh-uh, I think you need some chili dogs so you can chill" said Sonic, tossing chili dogs
at Robot Mickey, short circuiting him. But now he was damaged and really zooming out of control.
Sonic ordered Tails, Minnie, Amy and Sally out of the treehouse and they followed Mickey over to a cliff.
"There he goes," said Sonic.
"MICKEY! NO!" shouted Minnie. Sonic restrained her.
"Sorry Minnow. It's better this way" said Sonic.
"Her name is Minnie, please stop calling her Minnow" said Amy, scrunching up her nose.
"Oh, how grateful I am that Sonic sent that maniac off down to where he belongs" said Sally.
"He'll be back. His robot form will wear off once he darts around all the spikes and traps on
his fairy tale adventure. He's just chasing after his dog Pluto who has the last piece of the great
big chocolate cake that Robotnik offered him. Some big fat long distant descendant of Robotnik named
Emperor Pete took him" explained Sonic.
"Mickey has a dog named Pluto?" asked Minnie, confused.
"All these years and you seriously didn't know that?" asked Sally.
"No," said Minnie. "I'm gonna go bake another cake, Alice is coming over" she added.
"I'll help," said Amy, following suit.
"That just leaves us, Sal" said Sonic.
"Thanks for running off that lunatic" said Sally, nudging herself closer to Sonic.
"No prob" said Sonic. Sally and Sonic embraced.
"Ahhh, so now what?" asked Sally.
"Wanna spend another afternoon at Make out point?" asked Sonic.
"No, I think I'll settle for some chocolate cake. Let's go say hi to Amy and Minnie" suggested Sally.
"Okay. Say, wanna invite Crash Bandicoot?" asked Sonic.
"No. Definitely not" replied Sally.
Later...
"A mouse has-has a PET DOG? Ahem. I have no trouble believing this at all Snively. None.
Aheheheh...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!" shouted Robotnik, slamming his fists against a control panel.
"Hey Robotnik, big fella, I think Knucky here has a gift for you" said Rouge.
It was a chaos emerald.
"Ahhh, Knuckles. I can always count on him to be a traitor to Sonic and his crew, the ultimate Benedict Arnold.
So, a chaos emerald? How will we be using it?" asked Robotnik.
"You can bring speed demon Mickey into any dimension you want" suggested Rouge.
"BRILLIANT!" shouted Robitnik.
The End