Episode 1 - Enter Flamedramon

TK: New apartment, new school year.

I immediately roll my eyes.

TK's Mom: I'm sorry I can't drop you off on your first day. I'm writing a article on the history of toliet paper, and I have to meet the deadline.

TK: It's okay, I'll walk.

0.5 seconds later and TK meets up with Yolei and Cody.

Tai somehow gets in the digital world, despite not being there for four years.

Tai: Agumon U GEOTTA DEEGEEV0lv3!1!1!111!1!11!1!1!

Agumon can't. :(

Tai sends a letter to Izzy, TK and Kari.

Bad paint job, even for 2000 standards.

Davis, Yolei and Cody get digivices.

Davis: Can I get Donkey Madness on this thing?

:/

Gatmon: The DIGIMON Emperor is evilllllllllll

Kari: DA DIGIMON EMPEROR just W8it EYE WFISH EYE KAHOLD SLAP AAAHHH DARK RING 'ROUND HIMMMM

Ken: OH U THINK SO

Davis gets Veemon as his partner.

Flamdramon debut

U RUN ARRRRROUNNNNNNNNDDDDD I EYE AROUNDDDDDD

End episode

Episode 2 - The Digiteam Complete

Ken: Let the games begin!

Davis and Veemon get captured and tied up to a wall.

Yolei: I wanna go home!

Veemon: Davis! Help me armove digivolve!

Ken has possession of Davis's goodies.

Yolei and Cody get Hawkmon and Armadillomon.

Hawkmon is so cute.

Hawkmon: I beg your pardon but, you have to say "Digi Armor Energize" to make us digivolve.

lol

Halsemon and Digimon win.

The Digimon emperor never comes out at night.

End episode.

Episode 3 - A New Digitude

The In-Training Digimon eat junk food.

Gatmon: I hope my first litter isn't like this.

...

Cody: My Father passed away.

...

Ken's on the judo team, he can solve your checkbook, he's on the star soccer team and GIRLS HE'S SINGLE.

...

Kari: More digi-eggs, let's go find this!

Davis: I'll do anything for you, Kari!

DIGMON THE DRILL OF POWER (1)

Keeping track of that, from this point on.

Ken: It doesn't matter how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose.

Fladramon: Going somewhere?

I love his sexy voice.

I always thought that was an inhaler around Kari's neck. Not a camera.

End episode.

Episode 4 - Iron Vegiemon

ONLY TEEEEEE The new digi destined can open up, the Digital World.

The Old digivices don't work.

Watch Power Rangers SPD weeknights at 6/7 Central on Jetix.

Gabumon: My fur is dry clean only!1!1!1

Matt's forming a rock band.

Davis has a sister named June? Okay now that's ONE THING I totally don't remember about.

Davis: California

Pretty boring fight, between the Veggiemon.

Digmon The Drill Of Power (2)

Ken: Those meddling kids.

Episode 5 - Old Reliable

TK: These are the new digivices, Joe!

No, really TK. I've been aware of that since Episode 2.

A sled jumping, across 50 feet? Yeah, right.

Davis wastes no time, destroying the Control Spire. Thank you Davis.

Digmon The Drill Of Power (3)

FLAMDRAMON THE FIREEEE OF COURAGE

Davis: Yeah, we destroyed the control spire! (seriously)

End Episode

Episode 6 - Family Picnic

The first minute is literally nothing but, Demiveemon trying to wake up Davis (srs)

Kari and TK hide Patamon and Gatomon, in their backbags.

Why are they sneaking into school, on a Saturday?

YOLEI YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL - (srs)

MIMI YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL - (wha - srs)

Hawkmon is confirmed to be a male.

Mimi uses a spotlight to kill the roachmon.

Where that came from? I don't know.

DIGIVOLVE INTO ULTIMATE (Togemon)

...Seriously?

Ken: I quit for the weekend.

Wormmon: Yay, now I can watch my cartoons (srs)

Epsiode 7 - Guardian Angel

TK and Davis are both, arguing over Kari.

Both are them...are acting like complete idiots here. Both of them are.

Angemon returns.

I'm pretty bored. Angemon was shown for about...20 seconds.

Episode 8 - Ken's Secret

TK: A CONTROL SPYREEEEEE

Kody: Maybe he built it, in the valley of duckies and bunnies.

TK: ...It doesn't exist, Kody.

LMAO

Ken: Like sands in the hourglass, so are your friends.

...

Davis finds out Ken's identity.

...That's it really.

Episode 9 - The Emperor's New Home

"Fools rush in, where angels fear to dread." - Izzy

...I have NEVER heard that expression, before in my life Izzy.

Land Of Fire Movie

Flamedramon is cool. Just a reminder.

Digmon The Drill Of Power (4)

You know this episode blows, if ALL 5 OF THE DIGIMON GET SEPERATE DIGIVOLUTIONS.

Agumon gets kidnapped.

End of the episode.

Episode 10 - The Captive Digimon

"My kendo sticks need polishing, Yolei." - Cody

They all go to the Digi-World to rescue Agumon.

Ken doesn't show up right away. Heh.

Wormon saves Agumon from the dark ring, around his neck.

Ken works on a stronger version - called the dark spiral.

Kari: We got to go home! Ken will find out about this!

Davis literally shoves Kari out of the way.

...Umm...thank you for doing that.

Davis: We came here to fight! Not run away!

Ken: What would you digivolve into Wormmon? A giant, ugly butterfly with wings?

WHY do they ALWAYS show the digivolutions separately?

Digmon The Drill Of Power (5)

Just as I say that? Gatomon and Patamon perform an armor digivolution combo together. Thank you.

Ken puts the dark spiral around Agumon.

Tai: DON'T HURT HIM!

Flamdramon: He's metal. He's fine.

lol

Matt punches Tai in the face. lol

Ken and Metalgreymon fly away.

End episode.