Chapter 7: Dark Comedy
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Back in his main room, the gang was waiting for King Knight to give them what they wanted.
The knight groaned and replied, "You are a really strong duelist, kid. Kindly leave us alone and we'll forget this duel even happened, okay?"
Manda then replied, "Not a chance, goldy. I won the duel and you owe me your key."
He groaned and then he looked at Perces and replied, "Lead them to the treasure room, will you kindly? I have a big headache right now to do anything."
Perces nodded and replied, "Follow me, kids."
The knight lead them out of the and the Knight groaned and replied, "That fool Black Knight will never let me live this down when I have to chat with the boss lady."
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Outside of the treasure room, Perces lead us to the basement where the treasure room was.
The knight sighed and replied, "I wanted to keep this door shut, but you defeated my boss fair and square. You are a good duelist, kid."
He took a key and opened it up and inside of the room was large golden chest and nothing else and I only sighed and then replied, "Some treasure room."
"Don't remind me, kid. Follow me to it."
They did so and the knight unlocked it and he sighed and replied, "Everything inside now belongs to you and your revolution. I'll wait outside for you to come out."
he quickly left and Jordan opened the chest and inside was a large key with King Knight's helmet at the top of it and near them was 3 silver-colored keycards that said P.O.U.R. VAULT PASS on the each of them and also a Duel Monsters card and she grabbed the card and she saw it and he replied, "Never heard of this monster before. This card will be very useful with my deck."
She then grabbed the key and keycards I nodded and then replied, "Time to head back to the bunker."
They all nodded as Riley lead them out of the treasure room.
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P.O.U.R. Bunker / 5:00pm
Back at the statue room, Lord Pridmoor and his sons were with us in the statue room.
Lord Pridmoor smiled and replied, "Well done on your first win against her knights, Miss Ashlee. You have one amazing Dragon deck that my son told me about. You are a very strong duelist."
I smiled and then Malory replied, "Slide that key into the King Statue, Ashlee."
She nodded as she walked up to the statue and she placed the key into the statue and as she turned it around, the statue and began to light up with a glowing white light and Riley nodded and replied, "One down and 8 more to go. We're on the right track, father."
Pridmoor nodded and replied, "Let's head to the vault and we'll show you all what is inside of the vault."
We all nodded as we followed the Pridmoor men out of the statue room and Malory sighed and replied, "We're on the right track, but we're still far away from going after that witch and her tower."
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At the western part of the bunker, we were outside of a huge golden metal door and there was a card slot on the left side of it. Jordan was holding the
I smiled at my girlfriend and then replied, "Go ahead and open it up, Jordan."
She nodded as she took a vault pass and slid it across the reader and a green light lit up as the vault door began to glow as well as the huge metal slid into the ground and showed what was inside. Inside was two large boxes that had Duel Monsters cards in it and they were many small jewelery boxes inside and there was a large portrait on the back wall of the Pridmoor men and a tall female with glasses, brown hair and a thin body and Riley nodded and then replied, "Haven't been in here for months now."
I saw the huge picture and she replied, "Who's that woman in the picture, sir?"
Lord Pridmoor sighed and replied, "That was my beautiful Wife Sheena Erika Pridmoor. She passed away about 2 years ago due to ovarian cancer. She was only 57 when she passed on. There isn't a day that me and my sons didn't miss her."
The kids nodded and then I replied, "Sorry for your loss, Lord Pridmoor."
"Thank you, child. It's been hard since she passed on, but me and my sons have made it through it okay."
He pointed to the card boxes and he replied, "Of my way of saying thanks for helping us get our passes and village back, you kids can help yourselves to 8 cards apiece. Use any of them you want. You guys can use the dining room to redo your decks when you're done searching for your cards."
We all nodded as they went searching for new cards as the Pridmoor men left.
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Later that day after getting the cards they wanted, each of the girls were working on their decks and my sweetie nodded and then replied, "My Ocean army is more better then it ever was. I can't wait to use it again."
I nodded and then I looked at her and replied, "Babe, your card really did help me in my duel against that knight. I want to thank you so much for it."
"Anything for you, hon."
We smiled at each other and Manda then replied, "Those cards we got are so damn cool. I Can't wait to crush any knight with my new cards for my Fiend deck. It'll be a great time. I saw cards that I've never seen before and now all a part of my deck. Who ever we have to duel in the Lich Yard, I want the first duel. My deck is ready to go. Cous, you should have the duel against that Specter Knight. Your Dragon army will destroy anything that gets in your way!"
I nodded in agreement and then replied, "My deck will ready to destroy anything they send my way. Tomorrow will be a tough day, but we can do it."
We all nodded to each other as we continued to work on our decks.
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That early morning, I was sitting in a small chair on a hill near the village and watching and waiting for the sun the rise. My sweetie and cousin were still sleeping and I brought a water bottle with me to drink.
She sighed and replied, "It feels so good out here right now. I Can't wait to head to the Lich Yard and stop another knight."
As she drunk her battle of water, A duel Spirit was watching her and It was a Kycoo the Ghost Destroyer (ATK: 1,800) appeared and he sighed and then resumed, "Time to capture you for my boss."
Her eyes glowed as two bolts of pure energy shot out and slammed into her and it vaporized her and he nodded and resumed, "Forgive me for this, child."
He then vanished in a cloud of black smoke as well.
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That morning in his throne room, King Knight was sulking in his chair while his Knight Perces was trying to cheer him up after losing a tough duel.
Haris then replied, "You'll get back at her for that lose, sir."
The knight sighed and replied, "That was such a humilating loss. I lost the key as well."
Knocking was heard at the door and Perces then replied, "What is it?"
THe doors opened up and Black Knight walked in and he replied, "Of all people, why you? He's already been through enough."
The knight laughed and King Knight then replied, "I really don't need to hear that crap right now, Knight."
"Your deserve it, King Knight. For the next few days, you cannot leave this Keep at all for anything and you cannot use your kitchen crew so you and your knight bodyguard are on your own for the next few days while we give your kitchen staff a break."
They both groaned and then the Black Knight let out a irritating laugh and replied, "Enjoy your days alone, fools."
He laughed and vanished into black smoke and King Knight looked at Harris and replied, "You know how to cook, Haris?"
He nodded and replied, "My specials are soups, sandwiches and roast meat, sir."
"Sounds good to me. Please, can you make us some sandwiches for breakfast with the stuff we still have?"
"I would be honored to try to do so, sir. Give me little while."
He got up and left and King Knight went back to sulking in his chair and resumed, "At least I didn't lose the keep to those kids."
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Later that morning in the dining room, the girls and Pridmoor were waiting for Ashlee to return.
Jordan then replied, "She's never late for breakfast at all. I wonder where she can be right now."
Lord Pridmoor then replied, "I sent Riley to check on her room and anywhere around the compound and village, child. We'll find her soon enough."
Suddenly, Riley rushed in quickly while holding a large piece of yellow paper and he sighed and replied, "We couldn't find her, but they was nailed to the main gate of the village, my lord."
He handed it to the king and he read it and he sighed and replied, "Of all things that would happen, this has to happen."
The girls looked at him and he resumed, "This letter says she was kidnapped early this morning by this Duelist of a Spy with her help and if we don't duel them in the next 24 hours, they'll send her to be with the Enchantress."
"We got to get her back, sir!", a worried Jordan yelled out.
"I know we do, my young friend. We'll save her. One of you must duel one of them and save her."
Jordan raised her hand and replied, "This duel is mine, Manda."
She nodded and resumed, "That's cool with me, girl. We need to save her and quickly."
The king looked at his son Riley and replied, "Go with them to help them out, son. Report to us about everything that happens."
He nodded and he took the duel disk he brought with him and slid it onto his arm and it was gold-plated as well and Jordan then replied, "Family heirlooms?"
He nodded and then he took his Main Deck and Extra Deck and slid them into the right slots and then he looked at the girls and replied, "Let's get going, ladies."
The ladies got up and quickly left with Riley and Lord Pridmoor sighed and replied, "I wish you all the best of luck. Riley, keep them safe."
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In the middle area of the forest, there was a Dark sacred temple-like area that has been apart of the island for many, many years now. The girls where there with Riley outside of a large stone gate.
Manda then replied, "Open the damn door already! We want her back now!"
The doors slowly opened and Kycoo walked out and Manda then replied, "Kycoo the Ghost Destroyer?"
He nodded and replied, "If you want your friend back, follow me inside."
The monk went inside with the gang following him.
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The inside of the arena looked like a abandoned lab that was covered in dust and abandoned science stuff every where that were packed in large brown boxes.
Riley looked around and replied, "Can't believe we've never heard about this place at all."
The monk nodded and then he saw another bearded monk walked in (ATK: 1,900) and Riley nodded and replied, "That's Chow Sai the Ghost Stopper."
Jordan nodded and resumed, "I use a copy of him in my deck as well as Kycoo. I wonder what's going on."
He looked at the group saw and replied, "Morning, kids. You are here to rescue your friend?"
They all nodded and then Kycoo sighed and replied, "I wish we had a choice in this, but we really don't."
Manda then replied, "Don't give us that right now, monk. Why did you kidnap my cousin?"
Chow Sai looked back at them and replied, "We were forced to work for that Black Knight and he brought in someone to watch us as well. We are not a fan of this at all."
Kycoo looked at them and replied, "You've heard of that Black Knight fool?"
They all nodded and he resumed, "If we don't do what he says, he send their troops to us and send us to face The Enchantress. I wish we had a choice in this, but we don't and never will."
Riley nodded and replied, "We totally understand that one. Where is she?"
The masked ninja pointed and Blake was still in her pajamas and wrapped up with black chains that had 2 large padlocks on them and she was out cold and Jordan sighed and resumed, "We're here for you, my dear."
Chow Sai nodded and resumed, "She is totally fine for the moment. Also, you won't be facing either us and you'll be facing our boss. Sir, your up now."
The arena turned dark and then a tall mage figure appeared and it was Black Knight! The monks looked puzzled and then Kycoo replied, "What kind of craziness is this?"
The knight nodded and resumed, "You've done well to get these foolish kids here, foolish monks!"
Jordan looked at him and resumed, "Wait, why haven't let out your irritating laugh yet?"
It laughed and then resumed,"I'm not actually him!"
They all looked puzzled and it glowed and as it exploded into black globules and as the globules cleared away and in the place was a very odd and disturbing spirit! It was a tall creature with a mask that shows a laughing face and he had a dark duel disk on his arm and Jordan looked puzzled and replied, "What the hell is it?"
It let out a deep laugh and resumed, "You actually believed it was that fool Black Knight? I've been wanting to do this for years now! You are all fools!"
Kycoo looked at him and replied, "You tricked us into kidnapping that girl for your own selfish reasons. You're going to pay for this."
The jester let out a deep laugh and replied, "I've heard that excuse before, you foolish monk! Once I leave with this girl, I'll be bigger and better then Black Knight and I'll be the Enchantress's best duelist!"
Chow Sai looked at him as well and resumed, "Your a spy from the Enchantress? That is horrible thing to make us work for you!"
He laughed and resumed, "Thanks to my new boss allowing me back here again, I'll do what I can to serve her and that includes sending that girl behind me to her as well!"
Jordan then replied, "We won't allow to take her away from us! We're going stop you and then take the rest of your knights down and finally your leader will be last!"
The evil jester stared at her and resumed, "We'll certainly see about that one, kid! Who's dueling me?"
Jordan stepped forward then replied, "I'll take you down myself to protect her, fool!"
As she was about to activated her duel disk, Riley looked back at her and resumed, "Allow me to duel him, Jordan. I won't lose and you all need to save your power and strength for the knights."
She smiled and they both quickly gave each a fist bump and then nodded and then Riley walked towards him and it laughed and resumed, "Time to serve me, monks!"
He laughed as both monks vanished and they turned into cards that flew into his deck and Manda then replied, "Forcing them to fight against their will? That is really cold."
He looked back at her and resumed, "I'll do what I have to beat your friend, lady."
Riley only sighed and didn't say anything as he walked forward and then both duelists activated their duel disks and then both drew 5 cards.
"Game on!", both yelled out.
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Riley then replied,"I'll start with a facedown monster and a card facedown as well. Your move now."
He drew a card and resumed, "I summon my Rogue Doll."
She played the card and a strange Spellcaster in a shape of a strange doll-like creature appeared (ATK: 1,600).
"Attack the kid's facedown monster!"
The strange creature glowed as two beams of magical light shot out and a creature that looked a rocky armadillo with sharp claws appeared on the card (DEF: 1,200) and the beams pierced through and blew it to little pieces of rock.
"I will face any silly deck you send my way! I end my turn now."
He drew a card and resumed, "How about you mess with my Fossil Tusker."
He played the card and a large rock in the shape of a mastadon's skull with no limbs and rock-like tusks appeared (ATK: 1,800).
"Destroy that strange thing."
It glowed as a burst of small stones and rock shards shot out and pierced through the strange Spellcaster and it let out a moan of pain before it burst into shards (Laughter Mask LP: 8000 - 7800) and he nodded and resumed, "When it crushes a monster, you take 400 damage."
A small burst of stones shot out and slammed into the strange spirit (Laughter Mask LP: 7800 - 7400).
"Your move, clowny."
It drew a card and resumed, "I'll set a monster for and a card facedown as well and that's all for me."
He drew a card and resumed, "I summon my Moai Golem."
He played the card and a A large rocky golem with two large rocky arms and two rocky legs as well as well as a Eastern Island Moai-like head appeared (ATK: 1,800) and Jordan then replied, "Your a fan of Rock monsters, Riley?"
"I'll tell you all more about my love for rocks later. Tusker attacks again."
The rock glowed and then the jester smiled and resumed, "Not going to happen! I activate my Scrap-Iron Scarecrow!"
The trap appeared as a burst of small stones shot out and slammed into the metal scarecrow.
"Curses. Moai Golem, attack."
The huge rock monster slowly went and and a Mystic Tomato appeared on the card (DEF: 1,100) and it swung its left down and slammed down and splattered the dark fruit into paste and the jester nodded and resumed, "I Special Summon my Invader from Another Dimension."
She played and a sttrange demon mantis-like creature appeared (ATK: 950).
"I see. Your move now."
He drew a card and then opened his field slot and resumed, "I activate my Yami Field Spell!"
He slid the card into the slot and his side of field was covered in a deep shadowy void of energy (ATK: 950 - 1,150).
"I now activate Allure of Darkness."
The spell appeared and he drew 2 cards and took a monster called Mystic Potato and banished it and resumed, "I now activate Polymerization to fuse my Invader with the Lord of the Lamp I drew with my Allure!"
The the fusion card appeared and a genie made of pink smoke appeared and it merged together with the mantis-like alien it created a demon-like dragon with a jester wielding a scythe for a weapon appeared (ATK: 2,200 - 2,400).
"May I show you all the amazing Soul Hunter!"
Manda nodded and resumed, "I'm noticing a theme with these cards."
"Destroy his Tusker!"
He swung his scythe and a burst of black flames shot out and slammed into the rocky creature and blew it to small chunks of rock (Riley LP: 8000 - 7400).
"A little bit more and this girl will be my bosses prisoner! Make your move now."
He drew a card and resumed, "I'll keep fighting so you can never do that, freak. I'll banish a rock monster and summon Gigantes in defense."
He took his Stone Armadilar and banished it as the rocky ogre appeared and knelt (DEF: 1,300).
"I'll set a new monster and switch my last monster to defense and then set a new monster facedown and that will end my turn now."
The large golem knelt (DEF: 1,500) and he laughed and drew a new card and resumed, "I equip my Soul Hunter with Fairy Meteor Crush!"
the scythe glowed with fiery dark energy and he resumed, "I summon my Mystic Clown!"
He played the and the demon-like clown appeared (ATK: 1,500).
"Destroy his Gigantes!"
The Fiend jester swung his scythe and a burst of flames shot out and Riley then resumed, "I activate Staunch Defender."
The trap appeared and the fiery attack shot out and plowed into the huge golem and cracks formed all over it before it exploded in a shower of rocky shards & dust (Riley LP: 7400 - 6500) and Jordan nodded and resumed, "Saved some lifepoints with that attack."
"Clever, kid. Destroy his Gigantes."
The eyes of the Fiend glowed as two bursts of dark magical energy shot out and slammed into the rocky ogre and smashed into pebbles & dust and he smiled and resumed, "Thanks to the destruction my Gigantes, all Spell and Traps are wiped out."
A huge storm began and the equipped Fairy Meteor Crush his Field Spell and facedown card were all blown to shards (ATK: 2,400 - 2,200) - (ATK: 1,700 - 1,500).
"Your going to be a handful for me, kid. I End my turn now."
He drew a card and resumed, "I try to be for people that threaten my family or friends."
Jordan looked at him and resumed, "You consider us your friends?"
He looked back at her and resumed, "Of course I do, Jordan. You and your friends are helping us when we really needed you the most and we will consider you and your families friends of our group."
She smiled and then he resumed, "I flip my facedown monster up."
he did so and a rocky skeletal fossil of a dinosaur appeared (ATK: 1,200) and he resumed, "When my Fossil Dyna Pachycephalo is flipped up, all Special Summoned monsters are wiped out."
The rocky monster glowed as a burst of small rocky shards shot out and pierced through the rider and its mount and the mount let out a weak growl before they burst in a burning heap of ash which dissipated into smoke seconds later.
"I now summon my Shell Knight."
He played the card and a large rocky monster made of various shells appeared (ATK: 0) and he resumed, "When this is one is summoned, I Can switch it to defense and then hit you with 500 damage."
It knelt and a shower of sharpened shell pieces rained down on the knight (Laughter Mask LP: 7400 - 6900).
"I overlay my Shell Knight and my Fossil Dyno."
Both rock monsters glowed and they turned into 2 green orbs and a portal opened up, which they flew into.
"I use these monsters to build the Overlay Network and Xyz Summon. I Create a rocky warrior of beauty and power. I Xyz Summon my Galiant Granite."
He played and a large statue of a Warrior made of green jade rock appeared with a sword made of sharpened jade as well (ATK: 2,300).
"I'll remove a Xyz Material and grab a Rock monster from my deck."
He discarded Shell Knight's card and grabbed a new card and then he resumed, "Destroy that thing."
It slowly move in and swung his sword and cleaved through the Fiend with one savage slash. It let out a disturbing laugh before it vanished in a cloud of purple smoke (Laughter Mask LP: 6900 - 6100).
"Make your move now."
It drew a card and resumed, "I activate my Take Over Five."
The spell appeared.
"I'll send the top 5 cards of my deck away now."
The top 5 cards of his deck and they were 3 monsters of the same name that no one didn't know anything about, a Pot of Avarice Spell Card and a Ryu-Kishin Clown card and he resumed, "I'll set a monster and that's all for me."
Riley drew a card and resumed, "I'll activate Foolish Burial to discarded a monster."
He took a card from his deck and discarded a card from his deck and then resumed, "I summon my Triamid Master."
He palyed the card and a large rocky warrior with a large cape and a magical rod made of stone appeared (ATK: 1,800).
"Lets do this. Master, attack."
He fired a burst of magical bolts and a Peten the Dark Clown appeared on the card (DEF: 1,200) and the attack blew the dark goofy jester to pieces and it laughed and resumed, "When Peten hits the graveyard, I Can banish it and summon another."
It banished it and a 2nd Peten appeared (DEF: 1,200) and he pointed as the Xyz went and swung his swords, cleaving the dark jester in twain with a deep single slice. The pieces shattered into little bits and it banished it and a 3rd and final jester appeared (DEF: 1,200).
"You are a clever one. I end my turn now."
It drew a card and resumed, "I now banish my Take Over Five to draw a card."
He did so and resumed, "I now play Akashic Record."
The spell appeared and he drew 2 cards and they were a Witch's Apprentice and a Saggi the Dark Clown and he resumed, "I activate my Polymerization to fuse my Saggi the Dark Clown with with my final Peten!"
The fusion card appeared and the well known Saggi the Dark Clown appeared and it merged together with his Peten and a dark-suited harlequin with a black domino mask and diamonds and hearts covered his body (ATK: 2,000).
"Meet the powerful Dark Harlequin!"
Jordan saw the new monster and she nodded and then resumed, "What a monster."
"I Now summon my Witch's Apprentice!"
She played the card and a dark witchy Spellcaster riding a broom appeared (ATK: 550 - 1,050) and the Fusion monster glowed (ATK: 2,000 - 3,200) and Manda then replied, "How did that thing got that many attack points?"
"If I control a Dark monster other then himself, it gains 700 attack points and then it also gains 500 ATK thanks to my witch's effect. Destroy his Xyz!"
It laughed as it lept into the air and quickly gave it a heavy kick and smashed it into small green shards or rock that flew everwhere (Riley LP: 6500 - 5600).
"There you go, kid! I end my turn now."
Riley drew a card and resumed, "I'll switch my Master to defense and then set a monster and that's all for me."
The grassy hill and then the rocky master appeared and knelt (DEF: 700) and he resumed, "I'll set a card for later and that's all for me."
He drew a card and resumed, "I summon Chow Sai to the field."
He played the card and the same dark monk appeared (ATK: 1,900 - 2,400) and he looked at the knight with disgust in his face and turned back to their side of the field Manda and resumed, "Forcing him to duel for you is not cool."
"The Enchantress gave me permission to do whatever I can to beat you brats! Lets do this. Chow Sai, attack!"
The monk sighed and he chanted as a burst of dark shards shot out and a Mine Golem appeared on the card (DEF: 1,900) and the shards struck and blew it to little pieces of rock and Riley nodded and resumed, "When my Mine Golem is wiped out, you take 500 damage."
A small explosion of flames appeared on his side of the field (Laughter Mask LP: 6100 - 5600).
"Apprentice, attack!"
The witch cackled as a burst of small black shards shot out and blasted the rocky monster to pieces.
"Harlequin, attack!"
He went in and Riley nodded and resumed, "I activate my A Feint Plan to protect my facedown monster."
The trap appeared.
"That is not funny at all. I'll set a card and now Make your move."
He drew a card and resumed, "I activate my Spellbook Inside the Pot."
The spell appeared and both drew 3 cards from their decks and he resumed, "I flip my facedown monster up."
He did so and a small rocky worm covered in small spines appeared (ATK: 500) and he smiled and resumed, "When my Medusa Worm is flipped up, you lose a monster."
The worm glowed as a burst of dust and small rocky spines shot out and struck the Fusion monster and let out a small laugh before turning into solid rock and then crumbling into dust.
"I tribute it for my Granmarg the Rock Monarch."
The rocky worm dissolved into dust and the titan of earth and and stones appeared (ATK: 2,400) and he swung its mighty fist down and smashed the facedown Magic Cylinder to little pieces that flew everywhere.
"Destroy his apprentice."
The giant swung its fist down and smashed the spellcaster flat (Laughter Mask LP: 5600 - 4250).
"Your move now."
It drew a card and resumed, "I'll switch Chow Sai to defense and then set a card."
He quickly did so and then he resumed, "I'll activate One for One."
The spell appeared and he discarded a Clown Zombie as a strange clown-shaped toy top appeared (DEF: 0) and Jordan looked puzzled and replied, "What on earth is that?"
"It's called Fool Clown. Remember 3 of those monster cards my Take Over Five discarded? Those were called Rough Exploders and thanks to my clown, I can banish those Exploders and deal you 500 damage for each one!"
He banished all 3 cards and then 3 fiery explosions formed around Riley's side of the field (Riley LP: 5600 - 4100).
"I now activate my facedown Pot of Dichotomy."
His facedown monster flipped and then then took his Clown Zombie, Mystic Clown and Saggi the Dark Clown and shuffled the cards back into his deck and then drew 2 new cards and resumed, "I'll set a monster and that's all for me."
Riley drew a new card and resumed, "I summon my Gogogo Golem."
He played the card and a large rocky golem appeared (ATK: 1,800).
"Golem, attack."
It went and punched at the strange Spellcaster and it exploded into broken pieces.
"Granmarg attacks now."
It went in and a Warrior Lady of the Wastland appeared on the card (DEF: 1,200) and it punched at it and blew her to pieces and then his Dream Clown appeared (ATK: 1,200).
"I knew he'd come sooner or later. I Can't do anything else."
He drew a card and resumed, "I'll switch my Dream Clown to defense and that takes out your Monarch!"
He laughed as the monarch began to crack and ship before it collapsed into rocky shards & dust.
"I play Monster Reborn!"
The spell appeared and his Dark Harlequin appeared (ATK: 2,000 -2,700).
"Smash his Golem!"
It went and gave it a kick and smashed to pieces.
"Chow Sai, direct attack!"
He nodded as a burst of dark shards shot rained down on him (Riley LP: 4100 - 1400) and Manda moaned and replied, "This duelist is really really good."
"Your almost a dead duck, dude! I end my turn now."
He drew a card and then he nodded and resumed, "I won't stop until I win or my points drop to zero. I Play Pot of Avarice."
He took his Gogogo Golem, his Xyz, Tiramid Master, Gigantes and his Medusa Worm and shuffled the cards into the deck and then drew 2 new cards and resumed, "I'll banish 2 Rock monsters to Special Summon my Gaia Plate the Earth Giant."
He took his Fossil Tusker and his Mine Golem and banished them both as a huge rocky monster appeared (ATK: 2,800).
"Destroy his Chow Sai."
It went and his monk nodded and he closed his eyes as the huge Rock monster went to him (ATK: 1,900 -950) as it punched at him and the attack knocked him backwards before he burst into fragments (Laughter Clown LP: 4250 - 2400).
"There you go. I end my turn now."
He drew a card and resumed, "I'll set a new monster and that's all for me."
Riley drew a card and resumed, "I summon my other Fossil Tusker."
He played it and the another rocky skull-like creature appeared (ATK: 1,800).
"Tusker attacks now."
It growled as a burst of dust shot and the Clown was consumed by it before it shattered to pieces (Laughter Clown LP: 2400 - 2000).
"Giant, attack"
It charged in and a Morphing Jar appeared on the card (DEF: 600) and it swung its fist down and smashed it into small shards of rock and both had nothing to discard and both drew 5 cards and he resumed, "I'll banish the Gogogo Aristera & Dexia I discarded with my Foolish Burial."
He banished the rock and then resumed, "I'll set a card for later and that's all for me."
It laughed and drew a new card and then resumed, "I activate De-Fusion!"
The spell appeared and both dark clowns appeared and knelt (DEF: 1,200) - (DEF: 1,500).
"I tribute my monsters to summon a monster you might know!"
Both clowns smiled and shattered into black shards as a except double of the Masked Clown of Laughter appeared on his side of the field (ATK: 2,800) and Jordan then replied, "Talk about being a showoff."
"I Do what I can. I now use my beautiful double's effect! I banish a Clown and that will negate your monster's effect and weaken it!"
He took his Fool Clown and banished it and then his giant rock monster began to chip and crack (ATK: 2,800 - 1,400) and Jordan sighed sadly and resumed, "If this attack hits, this duel is over for good!"
"Lets do this. Destroy his Earth Giant!"
His double laughed as a burst of energy bolts shot out from his double and the attack slammed into the Giant before it exploded in a shower of rocky shards and he nodded and resumed, "I activate my Defense Draw."
He drew a new card.
"You are mister no fun. When my double destroys a monster, you take 100 damage for each Clown monster in my graveyard or banished and that includes Fusions that need at least 1 Clown monster and they are 10 in my graveyard."
He moaned in pain (Riley LP: 1400 - 400).
"I will soon have the last laugh! make your move now."
He drew a card and he nodded and resumed, "I tribute my Tusker for my Hieracosphinx."
His monster faded away into pixels and a large hawk-headed sphinx appeared (ATK: 2,400).
"I tribute it to Special Summon my Exxod, Master of The Guard."
The huge rock vanished into pixels as a giant golden statue with large arms appeared (ATK: 0) and he smiled and resumed, "You lose now. I activate my Shield & Sword."
The classic spell appeared and both monsters glowed (ATK: 0 - 4,000 - (ATK: 2,800 - 2,000) and for the first time since he met the others, the spirit was speechless.
"You are done for. Destroy his his double."
Eyes of the golden giant began to glow as two beams of pure golden energy and blasted through the chest of his double and it let out one deep disturbing laugh before it exploded in a shower of colorful triangles that rained down on him (Laughter Mask LP: 2000 - 0) and the girls cheered as the statue faded away and Riley then replied, "That's the game right there, fool."
It let out more laughter and resumed, "You may of won this duel, but the Enchantress will get you all with her army!"
It laughed again before it exploded in a shower of black shards and two cards fell to the ground and Kycoo and Chow Sai reappeared and Chow Sai sighed and resumed, "That was a trip of a duel. Thanks for saving us for that horrid creature."
Riley nodded and resumed, "All is forgiven, Chow Sai. Release our friend now."
The monks closed their eyes and both began to chant and then Jordan ran up quickly as the chains and padlocks all dissolved into particles and she grabbed her and then she resumed, "You okay there, hon?"
I moaned as I opened my eyes and saw Jordan and then I replied, "Where am I?"
Manda then replied, "These monks were forced to capture you were almost was sent to the Enchantress."
Chow Sai groaned and replied, "We did all of this for nothing. We are so sorry for everything, kids.""
Riley nodded and resumed, "That damn clown took over your minds with nonsense and forced you to do this, so you are all forgiven for this. If you want, we have lab in Pridmoor VIllage that you three can help us run and you can all be safe from the Enchantress and her knight army."
Kycoo looked at his partner and resumed, "What do you think of that idea?"
The other monk nodded and resumed, "Let's get out of this horrid place. Why don't you get our things, partner?"
Chow Sai nodded and then we all left with him following him and Kycoo nodded and resumed, "For a new life in the village."
He nodded and then went back to getting their stuff together.
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Cards made by me & others
Fool Clown
Spellcaster/Effect/Dark/ATK: 0/DEF: 0/1 Star
When Summoned: Discard all cards from your hand.
Image: A clown-shaped toy top.
Rough Exploder
Pyro/Effect/Fire/ATK: 0/DEF: 0/1 Star
If you control a face-up "Fool Clown", you can banish from play this card from your GY to inflict 500 damage to your opponent.
Image: A large pot with many bombs inside of it.
Take Over Five / Normal Spell Card
Send the top 5 cards of your deck to the GY. During your Standby Phase, if this card is in your GY after being activated during your last turn, banish it and then draw 1 card.
Note: the following three cards were used In the Yugioh GX anime.
Dark Harlequin
Spellcaster/Fusion/Effect/Dark/ATK: 2,000/DEF: 2,000/5 Stars
"Saggi the Dark Clown" + "Peten the Dark Clown"
If there is another DARK monster (Other then this card); this card gains 700 ATK.
Note: Was created by Occam Razor and full credit for this card goes to him.
Moai Golem
Rock/Normal/Earth/ATK: 1,800/DEF: 1,500/4 Stars
A giant rocky Moai head with legs and arms that has a strong rocky head that can stop the toughest of attacks.
Image: A large rocky golem with two large rocky arms and two rocky legs as well as well as a Eastern Island Moai-like head.
Masked Clown of Laughter
Spellcaster/Effect/Dark/ATK: 2,800/DEF: 2,000/8 Stars
Cannot be Special Summoned. Can only be Tribute Summoned with 2 monsters while including 1 "Clown" monster. Once per turn, you can banish 1 "Clown" monster from your GY and then target 1 monster your opponent controls; it's ATK & DEF are halved and it's effect are negated until the End Phase of the turn. When this card destroys a monster in battle, inflict 100 damage for each "Clown" monster in your GY or are banished or Fusion monsters that need at least one "Clown" monster to Fusion Summon it counts for the damage as well.
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Manda: A tough duel ends with a win for the group and Ashlee is now safe and the monks would help us with the village when we need them. Next time, we head to our next location and the first duelist from the Lich Yard and I'm dueling first. Can I get the win against mighty and strong deck? Revealing the name might spoil it, so I was told to keep it to myself for now.