From Emily's POV. Comedic look at her life as she heads off to Chicago with Rossi for a case involving the Mafia hence the name , with some smut thrown in there a little later.

She breaths in deepily, her life has changed so dramatically, most days its hard for her to get her head off the pillow, somedays she cant form sentances, Life is hard, Life is constantly changing but will this next change break her or make her?

Reid sets out to make himself some spaghetti for dinner, but finds that things go horribly wrong. What's a genius to do? Slight crackfic. xD

When Zelle is kidnapped she finds herself in a situation where luck matters more than anything. The kidnapper is twisted and has become known as the card killer because he carves the symbols from cards into his victims. Will the cards be in her favor?

A loving Emily and Aaron Hotchner think they have their lives together until they adopt a young girl, who doesn't always get along with sweet, little Jack. Written as a one-shot for kcbienaime

Emily Prentiss grieves following the death of her husband. Angsty One shot, please read and review

After Ozona, JJ gets a call from her eight-year-old niece. Post-episode 2x06. Written for the OC Competition on the CMWP forum. JJ/OC.

"Standing up to go to bed, he suddenly heard a knock on his door. Who would visit him in the middle of the night? He grabbed his gun and walked over to open the door, pausing with his hand on the handle. "Hello?" He called out."

Hotch decided to give himself a second chance int the love department. Beth had made a promise years back, would she be able to keep it or give herself a second chance?

My version of season 7's final scenes. "To have and to hold, from this day forward until death do us part." POTENTIAL SPOILERS ONESHOT

A fifteen year old girl comes into the BAU with her field trip class and is in for a surprise... Two Shot Written For: AmyPrentiss-Reid

Spencer Reid has always been a mystery, but what happens when his enigmatic past comes crashing into his present. No one sees it coming, not even Reid.

Morgan gets his days mixed up with naughty results lol

What do each of the BAU team members do after the "lock clicks" and they are home alone? How do they cope? Just rated T to be safe, because it mentions drinking. NOT alcoholism, just a casual drink. : Please Read and Review! Its my first posted!

I don't really know what motivated to stop taking Dilaudid. Thinking about it, I finally figured out what it was. It was her. ReidxOC! Elaine Speers appears:D review! T for drug references

The string of horrible and unlucky events that eventually turn one of the worst weeks that Emily Prentiss has ever experienced into one of the best, with the help of the one and only Derek Morgan, of course.

Can people rekindle a love they once shared? Can they remind themselves what they felt back then..when they were in love..This story tells about one soon to be couple,that have forgotten each other and might rekindle...Sequel to Complicated? OFC

Emily Prentiss is not the Happily-Ever-After type. She isn't the Marrying type, nor the Getting-Engaged type. She isn't even the Fourth-Date type. Coda to 3x04, Children of the Dark.

ONE -SHOT ! What happened the first time , JJ told Will about her sisters death. Read and find out. Based on 5x13 !

How can losing something you never had to begin with hurt so much? Aaron Hotchner wonders this as he looks at Spencer Reid in a hospital. SLASH HotchxReid ONESHOT

Elizabeth Prentiss has a proposal for Derek and the rest of the team: play soccer for beneficence. After the game, Emily and Derek will play another kind of game... - First 'Rated M' or a sort of... fic so...be kind with me! LOL - Hope you'll like it!

Spencer Reid has always been the tiggy geek, never got the girl. But that may be because he was 12 when he graduated. Alaina Grant was always thought that she could never be loved by anyone other than crazy people, but will her new team mate tell her dif?

Reid is obsessed with fake babymaking sex. Regular universe, no mpreg. PWP

'This isn't going to be good,' Prentiss thought to herself when Rossi came back from the coffee counter with a half apologetic look on his face.

Where, you ask? Read to find out! Happy Birthday Tigereye77.