I don't even know how to explain this extremly random story... Well...this is random, and the title does not lie...also, this is yaoi...with RoyXEd pairing...don't like? DON'T READ!

A collection of FMA drabbles. Roy messes up a poetry reading, Ed discovers the wonders of chocolate milk, Armstrong gets his sparkles stolen. Slight bashings, slight AU, and slight OOC. Enjoy!

Plot comes from Hyperthia. Ed is panicing over his first date with Winry Rockbell. He reluctantly turns to the only person he can who knows what they're doing:Roy Mustang. Roy agrees to help by taking an ACTIVE role during the date.

I'm not supposed to be here. This world isn't mine but I'm still stuck. And I have a voice in my head and an old scar that refuses to let me forget to boot. Lovely. All I know is I need to get out of here before I snap. Sequal to Lightning Strike! R&R!

The interviewer is back, and now she's searhing for answers from Edward!

i had to repost it due to problems... Edward returns from the South, which was rather ...buggy. Now it's up to Roy to help!

Edward makes a list. Post anime.

It's thundering outside and someone is crying all alone. Angst.

There's more between them than distance.

because this is what it's like to feel broken, this is what it's like to be alive, and they know it more than anyone. roy/hawkeye; post manga.

With Ed suffering from what he thinks is the seasonal flu the Elric brothers track a rogue alchemist in a town outside of East City.

A short story about Roy Mustang, who lost his love. Roy/Ed

After Führer Grumman is murdered, a series of events that border on the supernatural and encounters with people that have what seems like immortality only points to one thing: Father is back. And he wants the blood of everyone.

Post Manga. The boys are home. Finally. They can be a family again. But why do Ed and Winry behave in such manner, privately? There are no excuses to hold back. R/R, plz!

An attempted interview with Roy Mustang...it didn't go so well.

Riza has too much going on to pay attention to boys, however attractive they may be. Backstory. Spoilers. Roy/Riza. Not worksafe for sex.

A simple gift, involving no words. And yet it says so much. Oneshot, Royai. Mangaverse, but there aren't any spoilers, so it doesn't really matter either way.

A soldier fighting in Ishbal thinks back on his childhood.

Mustang ponders over the fire he sees everytime he looks into Edward's eyes, and why people keep insisting he has the same fire. One-sided RoyxEd

Flash Fire and Mirror's adventures! Palm tree refers to Envy.

Edward lost Al a year ago when Envy wiped away the blood seel. Traumatized still a year later of his younger brothers death Roy tries to help but the feelings he already has might make something more. RoyxEd Lemon chap 9. If you don't like don't read.

EdxWinry Short stories. Coarse language. Adult suggestive themes. Some sad/some happy. Take your pick. Always a surprise.

UPDATE: 19/07. Grumman era um homem excêntrico, isso era inegável. Mas o que acontece quando ele decide promover um baile a fantasia? Uma fanfic sobre amor, humor, mas acima de tudo, amizade. Royai.

Some traditions just can't be avoided. It's quite possibly a fate worse than death. Slash, Roy/Ed.

Edward makes Alphonse a promise that is hurting them both