Convergence

by ShadesMan

What happens when the Universe goes bizarro? When 3D space as we know it is inverted, diverted, reverted... it then becomes as THEY know it. Someone, somewhere needs to 'break the 4th wall' - as it were - to set things right.

1. Chapter 1

Chapter 1

Rena Lanford was known far and wide to love - the city. But in her hometown of Whipple, on the continent of Greeton, she was stuck in the Boondocks. Inside a tree, no less. Running a cookie business was but a backup plan - she had to kick out an Elf named Ernest no less to make it happen.

~Flashback~

Ern aka Ernie aka Ernest looks out the front window of his tree, over his main door overlooking the Sacred Forest of Whipple.

"EL Fudge... Everyone loves fudge!

"Kindly Fudge off" Rena appears from behind him, shoving Ernest out the window!

"What the- yaaaargh!"

"My house, now!"

Ern simply shook his fist, than walked off.

"All too easy!" Rena smugly smiled.

~End Flashback~

"I know - perhaps Midas wants some free cookie samplers from yours truly! Time to pay him a visit." The mayor of Denmore Delve, after all, liked to think he had an actual town or something.

"Unlike him, I have an actual house - that's all MIIINE! I need to convert all these trees to buildings sometime."

If you think there's something wrong with this picture - there isn't. Rena always had a soft longing for the city. Rena always had Dorne and Fidel as childhood friends (whom she gave atomic wedgies and noogies to), and the three of them always served as the de-facto towns guard of Whipple, the Desert-Oasis town.

And yet deep down, Rena felt that something was... off... she couldn't explain it, though. Perhaps that's the true reason for her wanting to travel. Only time will tell.