This story is a continuation of NEW LIFE.
So to summarize, Franklin does the kill Michael ending and Carly, Pinkie and Sally move away, and end up at the Smith house from American Dad, while meanwhile Dash ended up flying to Quahog of Family Guy for some reason. I'll go though it all, but it's better you just read it..
First chapter is a long one, recapping all Roger's and Trevor's scenes together.. This is taken from the newer better version of the story that's made into a book..
"Francine, you were right. We've been horrible. But we're gonna make it up to you. We booked a cruise. We leave in an hour."
"You're just gonna put me in the goo." Francine sniffed, Pinkie seen patting her.
"No, we're not. Honey, look. I'm returning the goo chambers to the CIA." Stan said, pointing at the window and sure enough the tanks are being taken away by a large truck.
"Oh my God. We are going on a real vacation?!" Francine burst up, startling Pinkie a little and hugging Stan.
"Sure are." Hayley smiled.
"The only goo you're gonna see is goo-od times. It was a stretch, but I made it work, didn't I?" Stan said, proud of the lame pun.
"No." Pinkie, Hayley and Steve all said together in unison, all three sounding annoyed.
"Yeah I did." Stan said proudly.
SEVERAL DAYS LATER:
Pinkie is still with the Smiths, basically adopted at this point, just like Seras basically adopted Carly, well, sort of. They are now on a cruise to try and make Francine happy, but she's the only one actually having any fun, the others are wearing fake smiles to make her feel good. At least at first, they do start to enjoy it, especially Steve who ends up dating an older woman, the games instructor, Becky.
Pinkie also starts enjoying herself when she finds the ship has a pool, spending much of the Sea Day in it, she's easy to please. At dinner Francine becomes convinced everything is "too perfect" and she's still in the goo.
The final straw to her is seeing Roger dressed as a female persona and singing on stage about how happy "she" is.
Despite the family's protests, Francine makes a scene and even jumps off the ledge and into the ocean, expecting to merely wake up in the goo. Honestly it does add some paranoia about that stuff.
"Becky, lifeboat!" Steve says to his new girlfriend and the Smiths all run to it, Pinkie sighs before following, being far more reluctant to leave.
"Couldn't she have gone crazy after dinner, I had a Steak coming." Pinkie groaned, but still climbed onto the lifeboat with them.
Roger ends up joining the others to save Francine on the lifeboat, and the group are stranded several days till finally they reach an island, but Pinkie notices Trevor's company logo all over it and begins having a bad feeling. But Stan says they don't have many alternatives and heads to a big house, taking Roger with him. Inside is Trevor Phillips and a bunch of others, all having a party. Trevor answers the door, wearing a yellow cream suit to show himself as the boss instead of his usual white t-shirt grey sweatpants combo.
Stan asks for food but Trevor, in a very deadpan tone, only answers that Stan's an intruder and they're gonna hunt him and the others for sport. Minus Roger who immediately has a change of costume and is now suddenly joining the party. "I'm with them now." Roger said, dressed as a gangster.
Stan goes back and nonchalantly says they are gonna be hunted down. "What!?" Francine cried.
"Yeah, saying it out loud, it does sound weird." Stan admitted.
Francine goes over next. Again finding Trevor. "Excuse me, my husband has a crazy idea you're gonna hunt us down." Francine chuckled.
"We are." Trevor said rather calmly, showing an assault rifle.
"... I see." Francine said and calmly walked off, only to immediately start running back over once the door closes. "IT'S REAL! IT'S REAL!" She screams in panic.
The group begins fleeing for their lives once Trevor's team runs out after them, and eventually they hide in a cave; Becky, however, pulls a leaf near the entrance of the cave, intending to collect rainwater for them to drink. This causes a cave-in, crushing her to death and trapping the Smiths inside.
Realising they have not eaten in over a week, Francine reluctantly opts for cannibalism, saying it's either that or starve to death; the family eventually joins her (with Stan only doing so after he reads her driver's licence and discovers she was an organ donor anyway).
After eating her, Francine comments (to the incredibly traumatized group) that at least they had a nice meal together as a family, as she wanted.
Making things worse, Roger blows open the cave in and shouts "Found them!". And at that Trevor and the others all surround the Smiths.
"Trevor?" Pinkie said in surprise.
"Open fire!" Trevor cried, not seeming to hear her and his men open fire on her and the Smiths, seemingly killing them, but after a few seconds they notice it doesn't hurt.
"Is that paint?" Stan asked. At this Trevor and his men all cheer, except Roger who's noticeably confused, Trevor is heard saying "Gotcha!"
"Wait what?" Steve asked nervously.
"It was fake guys! Welcome to T. 's Family Retreat Island!" Trevor cried happily.
"Uhh, yeah, I'm totally in on it, yeah." Roger said awkwardly, obviously lying.
"Trevor, y-your with the cruise?!" Pinkie asked, still shaken.
"Yeah, it feels good to be doing good for once. Now come on, they've been looking for you guys, you must be starving" Trevor said, leading his team back out. At this Hayley breaks down into tears, realizing it was for nothing, hugging Steve who's noticeably speechless. Pinkie covers her mouth once the realisation hits her.
"Well.. Nothing brings a family together, like a dark, terrible secret." Francine said to Stan, rather nervously.
The gang spend several days on Trevor's island, where amongst Trevor and Roger unsurprisingly quickly become friends. Eventually Klaus ended up following them when he realised they were still gone and he didn't know how to feed himself cause, well, he's a human stuck in a fish's body. Pinkie hugs him, or at least his bowl and Klaus playfully acts like it is still counted and goes "aww".
Pinkie spends most of her time at the beach now that she knows it's a holiday place and Hayley joins her, though Steve hangs at the food buffet building, just sitting at one of the tables texting his friend Snot about his adventures here.
Eventually Trevor goes onto the cruise ship asking for his cut, but they refuse to pay him, on the argument of "he smells", Trevor is angry and Klaus uses this to his advantage, to spread some chaos for his own amusement.
"Anyone seen Phillips? I've found a painting he'd like." Roger asked, holding a weird clown one. But still cute how excited he is to show him.
"Trevor? Oh he took your tough guy costume and went to confront the cruise to pay him more." Francine admitted.
Roger looked through his outfits. "Well shit, guess we're gonna be stuck on this island after all." Roger groaned.
"What, why?" Pinkie asked.
"Cause that wasn't just some tough guy costume it's..."
Whisper: Ricky Spanish (Trevor is seen in not only a Roger costume but also a ponytail, black jeans, and an open buttoned shirt, all while torching the cruise with a WW2 flame-flower while giving evil smirk, passengers seen screaming, all in a still image shot).
"Who?" Pinkie asked.
"My most evil persona. And Trevor is already so crazy, who knows what that mix would..." Before Roger finishes the entire cruise ship explodes, scaring Pinkie and the Smiths. "Too late." Roger said, sounding more annoyed than anything else.
"Whooo! Ricky Spanish y'all!" Trevor cried, popping out of the water. Klaus claps excitedly.
Whisper: Ricky Spanish (in another still image, Ricky Spanish Trevor is seen purposely littering on some grass, flipping off a "no littering" sign, all with a smug smirk).
"Klaus, you didn't." Steve feared, knowing personally about Ricky.
"Hey I'm bored, I need some fun around here." Klaus replied.
Several days later Ricky Spanish Trevor enters a warehouse with Klaus in his pocket.
"What up bitches! Remember when you said I wasn't cool enough for you!" Klaus said smugly. They don't reply. "Show them Ricky!"
Trevor immediately throws on a gas mask and throws a gas grenade at the men as Klaus retreats into Trevor's pocket. The smoke most likely killed the men, as it forms into words.
Whisper: Licky Anus
"That was supposed to say Ricky Spanish!" Trevor cried angrily. "Well thank you, you got my revenge, now just take off the costume before it corrupts you, and we can all go home on your helicopter."
Trevor goes to remove it but stops. It's already too late.
"No, I'm keeping it. And using it to unleash utter chaos!" Trevor cried with an evil laugh.
"Well this was inevitable." Klaus said dryly, slipping back into Trevor's pocket.
"And it's no longer Ricky either, it's..."
Whisper: Trevor Spanish (new photo shows Trevor riding in a stolen tank, a bunch of hipsters all running from him as he destroys their little part of town)
As Spanish, Trevor goes completely power mad and while he does bring everyone home to Los Santos, it's only so Trevor Spanish can take over the town, being he's crazier than usual, even for him. It's to the point he doesn't even seem to know who he is anymore, and even threatens Carly.
This gets to the point it forces Roger to bring out the only persona powerful enough to fight evil Trevor toe-to-toe... wedding planner Jeannie Gold, who also is Ricky's sister.
As they clash, Roger is still defeated, but an enraged Seras grabs Trevor from behind, expressing rage that he dared to threaten Carly.
"Well done British lady, now we just need to free him from the costume and we- OH FUCK!"
It reveals Seras had already violently slit Trevor's neck with her large combat knife, or at least the costume's neck, causing Trevor to fall to his knees, looking at the blood on his hands in shock than falls seemingly dead. Roger takes a closer look.
"Oh phew, it's not blood, that's just the polymer gel from the suit's lining, I guess you knew that the neck was the inner lining and Ricky's weakness."
"Uh yeah, totally." Seras said, though her tone implying she really did try to kill him.
"I'll get it from here." Roger said, Seras leaves. But once she does Roger removes the whole costume instead of just the mask. Leaving Trevor naked.
"I see. The power of the costume infected the skin suit, too, so you had to strip it off completely." Trevor said, now back to normal.
"Huh?.. Oh yeah, yeah, that's it." Roger said, before snapping a photo.