Hello, welcome to my absolute and gross self-insert fantasy adventure in the Naruto World sprinkled with some Assasin's Creed Elements!
Always wanted to write a self-insert and live out my dream of being a ninja/assassin and smooching a certain Uchiha XD
I hope you will like the twists and turns I have planned and give it at least a chance. It's still crack, even if treated seriously.
Prolog: Awaking
She felt like, she was run over by an angry mob.
Anything hurt.
Even her eyelashes.
How was that possible?!
The young girl struggled to open her eyes and sat up on her bed. Confused she rubbed her face.
Something was…off.
She couldn't truly explain why she felt like this. It was on the back of her mind. She could nearly grasp it.
Boom!
The door to her bedroom opened.
A young boy with pink hair stepped into her room.
He had a wide grin on his face.
Who-?
Where-?
What-?
"Wakey, Wakey, Imoto-Chan!", he hollered. "We will be late for the Academy!"
At this moment she wanted to say many things. Who are you? What are you doing in my room? What Academy?
But the words that came out were: "Kizashi-Baka! You are only five minutes older than me. Stop it with the Imoto-Chan!"
From the outside, she seemed frustrated, on the inside the girl was freaking out.
She had no control over her body! It was like she was a passenger.
What was going on?
Kizashi-Baka or whatever, stuck his tongue out at her saying: "I will never stop, Kohana my cute Imoto."
Kohana?
The name…
Something in her reacted to it.
Like an avalanche memories swept over her. Years and years worth of it.
It was so much that she hissed at the pain in her brain, holding her head between her hands.
"Kohana? What's wrong?!", shouted Kizashi…her twin brother. Yes, he was her older twin brother, she remembered now.
He kneeled in front of her, petting her knee in worry.
"A bit of a headache.", she could now speak freely.
What a strange awakening this was. How could she forget Kizashi and herself?
Maybe she had a fever running? You could be confused when you have one.
Yeah, Kohana decided that it was probably it, ignoring the strange feeling of calling herself Kohana.
Something told her…that this was not her normal name?
Does it make sense?
Absolut not.
Will she think more about it?
No.
It turned out she didn't have a fever and so their parents made her and Kizashi walk to the Ninja Academy.
The strange happenings didn't stop for Kohana.
For a few minutes, she couldn't recognize her parents or the home they lived in, till again her brain was filled with memories.
Now walking with a bubbly Kizashi by her side through Kohanagakura, the ninja village hidden in the leaves, Kohana, who had been named after their hometown, recognized the place…yet somethings were off.
She felt it in her gunt that the Kohanagakura she remembered had more stone faces on the Hokage Mountain.
It was also a lot bigger.
And the childish laugh of a blond-haired boy with whiskers marks on his cheeks was missing.
Kohana shook her head, which made her ponytail swish around her back. Other than Kizashi, she had the green hair of their father, while he had got the pink hair from their mother.
She envies Kizashi for his hair color. Pink was pretty and better than plain green.
Also, her brother didn't need stupid glasses to look.
But on the other hand…the glasses comforted her.
Like it was something familiar, something she knew….from before?
She frowned.
What was that before?
"Can you believe, in one year we will be Genin!", told her Kizashi eagerly. "Oh, I hope I will be with Mebuki in a team."
Mebuki?
Who was that again?
In her mind, she saw an adult blond-haired woman wearing a white dress with three red circles, till the image switched to a cute blond-haired girl with long hair, wearing a white battle dress with some black shorts and ninja sandals.
Okay, that was weird.
Just ignoring it.
"We are at war Kizashi.", she reminded her brother. "It could be that we get promoted sooner."
"Hey, only because you are in the protege class doesn't mean it has to happen. I need to be better to impress Mebuki!"
"A girl is more important than winning this damned war?!"
"It's true love! What would you understand, the boys are scared of you!"
For that, she hit him hard over the head so that he kissed the ground with a loud groan.
"Fucker.", she grummbled at him.
Kohana decided that her brother was a stupid fanboy.
Strangely a pink-haired girl in a red battle dress and a blond girl in purple came to her mind.
Huh?
Why did the pink-haired girl look like she could be the love child of her idiot brother and Mebuki?
The green-haired girl was sick of this…flashbacks or whatever she was having.
It would be a long day, she felt it in her bones.