Babyface Bart is made to go to a summer club because no one will be around to look after him during one summer's day after he used his psychic powers to turn the babysitter's head into a fish head. However Jimbo is at that summer club and threatens him. So Bart wishes on the Gorilla paw to be a baby again.
Plot
The Simpsons are going to the science museum. However Bart doesn't want to go.
"Come on kids!" said Homer. "We'll be late to the bea- I mean science museum." He is clearly packing towels and a parasol.
Bart was making it plainly obvious he thought the science museum sucked.
"Boooooorriiing! So we have to stare at some dumb planets all day..." Bart yawned.
Lisa was annoyed by him insulting her hobby.
Hugo frowned at him too.
Marge and Homer have an idea of where to put Bart where he could be supervised for the day.
"You thinking what I'm thinking, Marge?" Homer said to Marge.
"Well, since you gave the babysitter a fish head you'll have to stay at a day care centre for the day." Marge explained. "It'll be fun though, they do arts and craft. There is a flashback of Ms Botz bullying the Simpsons kids. She decides to burn Bart's comics and laughs evilly.
Bart uses his psychic powers and turns her head into a fish head. She cries and runs home.
"Okay..." Lisa isn't sure how to feel about this.
"Mmmmmmm... fish head..." said a voice from the air vent.
Bart winced wondering who's said that.
The flashback ended.
Suddenly Mr and Mrs and Mrs Turner arrived with Timmy.
Bart winced.
"Fish head? I think there's some sort of strange disease going around, our local babysitter Vicky also ended up with a fish head!" said Mrs Turner.
"Will you look after Timmy? Because we have to go off and read books to hobos." said Mr Turner. "We're reading The Little Dolphin that cried- (Dolphin noises.)" He made dolphin noises.
"MISTER TURNER! WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!" Mr Krabs yelled.
Bart winced.
"He said Number 13!" Spongebob gasped.
Patrick gasped.
"Well um... Anyways, Play centre you say?" Mr Turner asked.
"Yes, We're dropping Bart off there as he is being a sourpuss about our trip to the science museum." said Marge.
"We'll both go together! But first, Homer do you like your neighbours?" Mr Turner said delighted.
"No I can't stand Stupid Flanders!" Homer snarled.
Marge frowned at Homer.
"Hohoho! How true! I can't stand Dinkleberg! DINKLEBEEEEEERG!" Mr Turner yelled.
Timmy did a "He's crazy gesture. Lisa nodded agreeing his father was nuts.
...
"Can't I just stay at home?" Bart whined.
"Certainly not!" Marge scolded him. They all got in the car. Bart was dropped off at the day care centre. He was guided into the age appropriate area for him. A play ground with other kids his age.
"Where are you guys going?" Bart asked them.
"To the beach- Eh science museum." Homer stuttered. "It's boring you wouldn't like it it's boring."
The President's armoured limo pulled up. "Hop in Mr and Mrs Simpson!" said the president.
"Yes Mr President!" said Homer.
"Wow! You guys know Gerald Ford?!" Mr Turner asked.
Bart could see they were holding towels and inflatable pool floaty rings. He rolled his eyes as they drove off.
"Tell me about it..." Timmy sighed.
"Why do you sound like you just inhaled helium..." Bart asked.
Timmy frowned.
Bart went outside in the yard of the day centre where kids were making license plates for cars with a license plate machine.
Milhouse was there.
"Hi Milhouse." said Bart.
"Hi Bart." said Milhouse.
"He's my best friend. Well I boss him about, make him take part in my pranks..." said Bart.
"Well my friends are Chester and AJ." said Timmy.
After some friendly natter, Milhouse explained when Bart tried to climb the wall that there was no escape.
"Bart don't you think we've all tried to climb out... it's hopeless. We're stuck here until our parents pick us up..." said Milhouse. "Although that guy over there, he's been left here by his parents for ten years and they still haven't picked him up..."
In fact a man who was there had been left here as a boy and the staff didn't notice him growing older, they still think he is a little boy waiting for his parents and won't let him go.
Bart winced.
The man was digging a hole to get out.
"My parents are always going somewhere fun without me or taking me to painful, boring or gross activities. Like a French restaurant to eat snails..." said Timmy Turner.
Bart winced.
He noticed there were a few bullies across town that had been dropped off here. They were playing volleyball with the the fat kids, the fat kids being the ball, not the opposing team. Right now the burly kids decided it was Üter's turn to be the ball as they threw the fat German kid about.
"Ach! Nein! Please don't throw me about! I have just eaten!" Üter cried.
Bart winced.
However Jimbo and his gang were there.
"What are you doing here, Simpson?" Jimbo asked.
"My folks made me come.. Did yours do as well?"
"No. We work here!" Dolph explained. "Now I think it's time we gave you an atomic wedgie!"
"I'll pass!" Bart ran off inside.
"After him!" Jimbo yelled.
"Shazbot!" Bart yelled as he ran off with Timmy.
...
The beach.
The Simpsons and the Turners and the Fords relaxed now Bart wasn't around causing trouble.
"Or knocking over my sandcastles." said Lisa.
"Or berating me for still wearing diapers and water-wings..." said Oscar wearing Water-wings.
"Well our Timmy is as good as gold." said Mrs Turner.
"We just can't be bothered to spend time with him, we'd rather hire the nice babysitter from next door to look after him..." said Mr Turner.
The Simpsons and Oscar glare at him.
Spongebob in blue swimming trunks was singing a silly tune that Oscar found familiar...
"Steppin' on the beach! Roo-doo-doo-doo! Steppin' on the beach! Roo-doo-doo-doo! Steppin' on the beach! Roo-doo-doo-doo! Steppin' on the beach! Roo-doo-doo-doo!" Spongebob sang,
Oscar gasped as the camera focused on him. Oscar was imagining Spongebob as Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII.
One Winged Angel played.
"Only death awaits you all. But do not fear." said Spongebob as Sephiroth.
"Oh I wanna do some kicking!" said Patrick as Aerith/Aeris Gainsborough.
Spongebob stabbed him with the Masamune.
Oscar winced.
"Anyway what's that book you reading Mr Turner?" Oscar asked.
"The Little Dolphin That Cried. Uh I'm not doing the noise again, Nr Krabs is watching." said Mr Turner. Mr Krabs was staring at them.
Oscar got that demented look as his lips quivered and his pupils shrank.
"Oh no..." said Hugo whining.
"Dolpha! Dolpha! Dolpha!" Oscar squealed.
The Simpsons sighed.
Across the beach, Jimmy Neutron was walking with Carl.
"Ah, it's a beautiful day for a stroll, eh, Carl?" Jimmy asked Carl.
"I like Llama's..." said Carl.
"Okay..." said Jimmy baffled.
"I fancy your mom... she's so pretty..." said Carl.
Jimmy was freaked out.
Back at the Simpsons. "Well it certainly is peaceful without Bart." said Marge.
Homer relaxed content and smiled.
"Let's play volleyball!" said Mr Turner.
And so they all played volleyball.
Back at the daycare centre. Bart and Timmy were still fleeing the bullies.
"Dude... why are you grey..." Jimbo asked Francis.
...
Bart came to a dead end, the door to the nursery. "Rats!"
Bart and Timmy looked through the window on the door. There were babies everywhere. "Oh what the heck..." Bart decided to hide in the nursery. He went in there.
The babies stared at him. Timmy stared back baffled and grossed out by tge babies.
Bart could hear Jimbo in the corridor. "He must be in here with the babies!"
"Why is the doofus in there?!" Dolph asked.
"Oh nuts!" Bart groaned. Then he realised he had borrowed the gorilla paw for the day. "I can't believe I'm contemplating this but... I wish I was a baby!" The gorilla paw took effect and turned him into a baby.
"Cool!" thought Bart in his head.
Timmy winced. "Cosmo Wanda. I wish I was a baby." Cosmo and Wanda turn him into a baby.
However the bullies came in.
"I know you're in here, Simpson! I'll find you even if I have to turn over every defenseless baby here!" said Dolph.
Bart watched hidden amongst the other babies.
Jimbo grabbed him while saying, "There you are twerp!"
Jimbo squeezed baby Bart too hard so he barfed vomit all over him. "Yeeeuck! You dirty brat! Don't ever do that again!" Jimbo yelled while prodding Bart's nose. Bart bit his finger. "Ow! Why you little!" Jimbo was about to hit him but a nursery worker grabbed Bart from him.
"What are you boys doing in here?! And how dare you even think of hurting one of the babies! You're all fired!" said the nursery worker.
Jimbo and his friends went home. Now he was safe, Bart figured he should return to normal, but he decided to stay as a baby for a bit.
However much to his horror the nursery workers were Gary and Betty from Fairly Odd Parents. They were singing annoying rhymes while they put Nelson in the fun box.
"Fun box! Fun box! Small square and dark!" they sung.
Bart tried to run away only to bump into Flappy Bob. A cartoon clown with a big red shiny nose. Bart gurgled as he picked him up and carried him.
OkY this clown is a bit creepy... he thought. Sure has a big red shiny nose though. Why am I so interested in his clown nose? Shinyyyyyyy...
Meanwhile Bart's family, his parents and his sisters Lisa and Maggie, and their friend Oscar were sunbathing and relaxing on a beach.
"Hehehe! Telling Bart we were going to a science museum worked like a charm..." Homer chuckled.
"Yes. I do feel bad for him though." said Marge.
Back at the nursery.
Flappy Bob chuckled. "Well looks like we've got a live one!"
Baby Bart wriggled frantically. But the Clown held him in his big hands.
Flappy Bob, a cartoon clown with a big wet shiny red nose dangled Bart by his diaper. Bart felt his stomach gurgle. Oh no! He groaned as he brought up puke and his cheeks bulged. He puked green puke over the clown. Then he messed his diaper.
"Well at least he's empty now." said Flappy Bob.
Baby Bart cried.
Flappy Bob took him to the changing table. To change him. He ripped off Bart's diaper and quickly in a cartoonish matter changed him into a clean one,
...
Bart was drinking a bottle of milk and watching Happy Little Elves and the curious bear cub when he decided he'd better change back before Mom and Dad arrived. However he suddenly realised he couldn't talk to wish himself back! He only could babble.
Timmy babbled, he realised he was stuck as a baby too.
"Ooooh! They always make careless wishes without considering the consequences..." Wanda sighed.
Cosmo was covered in boiling hot cheese and licking himself...
Wanda sighed.
Bart babbled trying to talk and wailed.
He tried to sort out the letter blocks to spell out his wish to the paw but he suddenly messed his diaper.
"Ugh..."
One of the workers must have smelt him because the picked him up and took him to be changed.
Once he was changed it was singing time.
Timmy cringed.
Happy Peppy Betty and Gary sang a lame song.
Plot 2
Then the annoying nursery workers decided the babies needed feeding, they put them all in high chairs and dumped a big bowl of gooey slimy porridge on the table.
Then they just left the babies!
Bart winced.
Timmy shrugged and babbled at Bart. Bart understood him as saying. "They're nuts..."
Bart nodded.
Suddenly because Oscar was goofing off as usual. He made a glob monster blob of porridge ooze out of the porridge.
Baby Bart winced.
The porridge blob monster leered over him. It decided for whatever reason to make Bart messy.
porridge dripped from the muck monster's arms and splatted on Bart's head.
Gross dude! You're dripping all over me! Baby Bart groaned internally.
The porridge monster then force fed him until father a few mouthfuls Baby Bart had slimy porridge splattered across his mouth and cheeks. Then he got some on his bib.
The glob monster then hurled porridge at Timmy. He held out his hands to block the incoming globs but they splattered over his hands which quickly became messy from slimy porridge.
Timmy groaned.
A baby cried as they got splattered with porridge.
The porridge glob monster picked up Barr and stuck him in its oozing porridge blob body. Bart grunted as he slowly sank in the porridge.
Babies cried as the porridge blob monster absorbed them into its goo.
Meanwhile the Simpsons relaxed on the beach.
"Yeah it's bliss without Bart kicking over my sandcastles..." said Lisa.
"Now that's what I call a sandcastle." said Oscar.
"Yes. It is." Lisa was impressed with her sandcastle.
Hugo was reading a big science book.
Meanwhile. Bart cried as he sunk in the goopy porridge of the porridge blob monster.
Timmy grunted as he sank up to his shoulders in porridge as the porridge blob monster absorbed him.
"Ungh... Tim, get your lame sprites to do something..." Bart grunted.
"They're fairies and they are not lame..." said Timmy grunting as he sank deeper.
...
The Beach. "Okay... Oscar's fudging up the story again..." Hugo sighed.
"Just like I fudged my Huggies!" Oscar had messed his diaper...
"Eeeeeew!" Homer groaned.
Back at the nursery. Oscar still in a stinky diaper and swimming trunks watched with fascination as the cartoon porridge blob monster tormented the babies by absorbing them into his slimy, stodgy mass. Oscar then banished the monster.
"Okay that was convenient..." said Bart in baby babbles.
Happy Peppy Betty and Gary sang...
"Aaaaagh! It burns!" Oscar screamed.
Bart found the nursery workers and their obnoxious singing to daft babyish songs annoying so he banished them to the cornfield of no return.
His new friends the babies seemed quiet relieved and thanked him by shaking his hand.
"Let's go outside..." said Bart to Timmy. Timmy nodded.
Outside in the yard.
Bart saw kids operating a license plate maker. "Ah! that'll help!" He could spell out his wish.
Timmy gawked irked as he saw Mudboy grinning as a kid dressed up smartly was sinking in a puddle of slimy mud as if it were quicksand.
"Come on Timmy..." said Bart as They toddled towards the license plate machine.
"So long suckers!" The grown up kid tried to escape again on a motorcycle. He failed...
The beach.
Oscar could hear Jurkle, his jewish friend listening to Beach Boys. He gawked.
"Oscar you're starting to burn! Put on some sun cream!" said Marge.
Oscar sighed and sat in the shade near her to get some sun cream on himself.
The yard of the Day care centre.
"Oh a nickel! I shall call you Phillip!" said Cosmo.
Wanda sighed exasperated.
Suddenly that weird green Curious Bear Cub appeared.
"Ugh this guy again..." Bart sighed.
The cartoon green bear cub sniffed his diaper with his big round wet shiny green nose. Bart sweated and blushed.
"Okay..." Timmy said but everyone heard baby gurgles.
The green bear cub was still sniffing Bart's diaper. He squirmed and backed away. So the bear cub picked him up and sniffed him for a few minutes until Bart wet his diaper.
...
Meanwhile a baby with one cartoony hair on his head was staring at Cosmo and Wanda.
"Oh no! The babies! They can see us!" said Cosmo.
Wanda explains that babies can't remember things and no one remembers being a baby so they won't even remember seeing fairies.
"Wanda, the babies, they know we're Timmy's fairies! They can see us!" Cosmo lamented.
"Sure they can see us Cosmo, but that doesn't matter because babies brains are so tiny, they won't remember any of this anyway when it's over!" said Wanda.
"Whose brains are tiny? Remember what? (farts)" asked Cosmo. Then he farted.
Wanda winced, "Never mind..."
At the beach.
Everyone got ice creams.
"What a lovely day at the beach without the biy ruining it..." said Homer holding an ice cream with many scoops.
Marge sighed. "I sure feel bad tricking him though..."
Lisa was glad Bart missed out though. Because she starts being vindictive and mean later on in canon and my fanon.
The yard of the day care place.
The cartoon green bear cub was sniffing Bart's diaper with his big wet shiny nose, Smooshing his wet nose against Bart's nose and hugging him etc.
Bart groaned.
"Are you always so angry? Your face is so frowny." said the cartoon green bear cub.
Bart frowned at him. Why d'ya think?! You weirdo!
"Grumpypants Goo-goos get shrunk..." said the cartoon bear cub shrinking him. Bart grunted as he was held tight in his paw.
"And where do you think you're going?!" The cartoon green bear cub shrank Timmy and grabbed him. Timmy grunted as he was brought close to the bear cub's face.
"The Daycare centre is safe Timmy, the Daycare centre is fun... This is the dumbest place on earth!" Timmy yelled.
"You're funny looking! Hehehe..." said the cartoon green bear cub.
Bart grunted and swung about as the green bear cub dangled him via his diaper.
Suddenly Happy Peppy Betty and Gary returned. "Okay, play time is over."
The green bear cub whined.
...
Bart abd Timmy were normal size again and inside. Being tormented by Gary and Betty singing lane songs...
Bart banished them to the Amazon Rainforest. The babies all sighed with relief.
"At last..." Timmy sighed.
Bart spelt out in toy blocks I wish I was ten. But a baby pranking him changed the word ten to tiny.
Bart winced as the monkey paw granted the wish.
He was tiny. A giant baby grabbed him in their chubby hand and stared at him. Baby Bart grunted.
The giant baby grinned and pulled open his diaper and stuffed tiny Bart in there and the diaper snapped shut.
The baby went off somewhere to draw with crayons.
Then he tormented Bart. Ie by pooping on him or stuffing him up his nose etc.
Bart winced at the fourth wall as he was picked up and tortured by the giant baby in a gross manner with the pooping or the snot etc.
"Okay can you not derail the story..." Lisa groaned.
The giant cartoon baby grinned as he dangled Bart by his diaper. Bart dangled close to the giant cartoon baby's face. Bart decided for whatever reason to stuff his hands up the giant cartoon baby's nose. Splat!
Bart groaned in disgust and tried to withdraw his hands and arms but he was stuck in a green gooey slime. Snot basically.
Bart gurgled as he tugged at a cartoon baby's gooey boogers he was stuck in as a cartoon baby with a flat round nose winced in disgust and tried to pull him out of his snot.
Eventually the nursery workers somehow returned from the Amazon. They brought back a hungry crocodile that was pulling on their clothes like a dog.
They were angry and badly injured. They decided in anger to make all the babies have a nap. Now.
They took Bart's blocks. He cried.
"So you won't e distracted wacted?! Help, I'm running out of rhymey whymeys!" said a nursery worker.
"That's one!" said her colleague.
Bart wanted the blocks so he could complete his wish, but the workers confiscated his blocks and tucked him in tightly.
However Bart escaped from his crib and tried to get the blocks by climbing the shelf, however one of the workers caught him and admonished him for being naughty and not going to sleep. They put him in a sound proof container guarded by lasers.
Bart cried loudly even though no one could hear him.
...
However the other babies freed him with mirrors to reflect the lasers at Bart's glass prison breaking it. Bart soon learned they had subdued all the workers.
Bart spoke in baby gibberish to a baby wearing a bonnet. The baby spoke back in gibberish.
"Oh and friends don't go up your nose..." Timmy in baby gibberish told the mean baby who shrank Bart. The baby sulked.
"Cookie?" asked a baby girl.
"You're just after their cookies! aren't you?!" said Stewie annoyed.
The babies worked together to quickly build a giant robot. Ie hammering, welding and sawing...
They admired their work before Bart and his new friend put pacifiers in their mouths to celebrate.
The giant robot smashed out into the playground where the older kids were.
"Look! A really big kid!" said the kids in awe of the robot.
"He's not so tough!" said Nelson. He punched the mechs but hurt his hand.
"Ow!" He groaned.
Francis laughed at him.
The mecha opened and babies came out. Including baby Bart.
"It's baby bites-a-lot!" said Jimbo. "Get him!" However the babies leapt on the bullies together as a tidal wave.
Francis screamed as the babies buried him.
Nelson tossed the babies aside. A baby who was knocked roughly retaliated by tearing off his diaper and throwing it at Nelson. It landed in his face. Nelson screamed and fell crashing into a wall.
Baby Bart giggled and used the distraction to spell out his wish for the gorilla paw. The blocks in the license plate maker spelt I wish I was 10! The gorilla paw returned him to his usual age just in time as Marge and Homer and his sisters pulled up at the summer club centre.
"Wait! Look at this beautiful door knob!" said Mr Turner.
Homer winced at him.
Bart was picked up and told the good news that the family babysitter was back to normal.
"And I suppose I'm not quite big enough fir daycare yet." said Timmy.
"Oh well, Vicky's head is back to normal and for some bizarre reason we never find out she's bullying you so we keep hiring her..." said Mr Turner.
Timmy frowned.
Oscar made a dolphin noise.
"Watch your language!" Happy Peppy Betty told him off.
...
One evening the kids are being babysat. Bart was misbehaving so the babysitter put him in the fun box and sung the fun box song.
"Fun box! Fun box! Small square and dark!" Ms Botz sang.
"Lis, do something about her singing! Where's Oscar?"
"Oh he volunteered to stay over at Flappy Bob's nursery." said Lisa ties up and watching Happy Little Elves.
Oscar as a baby was at the lame nursery while Gary and Betty sung annoying songs.
Then Kearney grabbed him and squeezed him too hard that he vomited over him.
"Yeeeeuck! You dirty brat!" Kearney yelled poking Oscar on his cute nose. Oscar bit his finger. Kearney screamed. Then he tried to hit Oscar but Gary and Betty took him from Kearney. They admonished Kearney for being violent and then locked him in the fun box while singing the fun box song.
While they were singing Oscar made his escape only to bump into Flappy Bob the cartoon clown with a big red shiny nose.
Most babies would be freaked out by the clown. Especially an overly friendly one. But Oscar liked his big red shiny nose.
"Hi there kiddo!" said Flappy Bob. Oscar gurgled and squeezed his big red shiny nose. It squeaked like a toy. Oscar giggled.
"Ow! Well you're just a baby. How hard can one baby be?" Flappy asked holding Oscar by his diaper.
Oscar's stomach gurgled and something came back up as his face turned green and he had big shiny cheeks. He vomited on Flappy.
"Eeeeeew!"
Then Oscar messed his diaper with a visible sagging from the mushy poop inside.
"Well at least his empty now." said Flappy.
Oscar cried.
Flappy quickly took him to the changing table and quickly changed his diaper.
Oscar laid there patiently while the cartoon shiny nosed clown changed his diaper. He grimaced and stared up at Flappy Bob's big shiny red clown nose. His obsession with wet shiny noses caused him to pee.
Cosmo was being silly. As usual. "I am Cosmo Khan!" He declared.
"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! KHAAAAAAAAAAN!" William Shatner screamed.
"Um okay..." said Wanda.
"Hi space man!" said Cosmo.
William Shatner waved at him.
Plot 3
Elsewhere this time Homer and Marge went to Oktoberfest with Peter Griffin and William Shatner. A fictional version of him...
William went on and on either speaking too quickly or making dramatic pauses. His toupee started floating in mid air too.
Homer winced.
Homer was trying to get money out of a cash machine but was putting his card in wrong.
"D'oh! Take my card! Stupid machine!" Homer whined.
"Okay..l don't yell..." the ATM whined.
Meanwhile Bart and Lisa and Maggie were tied up again watching Happy Little Elves. This was torture for Bart who had sticky tape over his mouth so he couldn't yell. However Lisa and Maggie enjoyed the show.
Ms Botz was in the bedrooms stealing things.
Elsewhere at the nursery. After having his diaper changed Oscar was given to Bear from Bear in the big blue house. The cartoon bear sniffed his diaper with his big wet shiny black nose. Oscar grimaced and wriggled.
"Slimy nose bear! Slimy nose bear!" Gary and Betty sung annoyingly. Oscar dropped a piano on them.
The bear continued sniffing his diaper with his big wet shiny black nose. Oscar wet his diaper.
"Why is Oscar's part of the episode just random crap?" Bart asked the fourth wall. The Simpson kids had got free and had subdued Ms Botz and tied her up.
"Because it's funny." said the narrator dressing Bart up as a baby. Lisa giggled.
"Oh that's real mature Lisa..." Bart sighed.
Hugo winced.
Meanwhile Homer was at a door but was transfixed by the pretty, shiny golden door knob and was admiring it. It was just beautiful, such craftsmanship... such a gorgeous shade of gold. He bit his lip and beads of sweat ran down his forehead, he needed to go in the shop but the door knob was so pretty. He could just stare at it for hours.
"Will you just go in there already?!" The husband from Honeymooners yelled at him.
Then Bear from Bear in the big blue house was sniffing Oscar's diaper again. Oscar honked his nose.
"That's a weird bear..." said Bart. The Curious bear cub, a cartoon green bear cub sniffed his crotch. "Get off! Don't sniff me there!" He scolded the bear cub.
The green bear cub frowned.
Oscar was then playing with Teddy, his living teddy bear. By pulling his boogers because he had shrunk himself and stuffed his hands up his nose.
"Eeeeeeew!" Bart groaned.
Meanwhile Homer was at a taco and Mexican food van demanding his burrito.
"Where's my burrito? Where's my burrito?" He yelled while thumping the counter until the door for the hatch fell on him. "Ow!" He cried in pain.
"I'll get a giant burrito too!" said GIR. There was the sound of a rocket going off. "Buuuuuurrrrriiiitooooo!" GIR yelled loudly.
"Why do you like GIR so much?" Bart groaned.
"Because he is the best character ever. That's why." said the narrator.
...
Meanwhile Hugo got out of the attic and chased Bart about.
Bart ran about screaming.
Lisa winced.
"Leave me alone!" Bart screamed.
Hugo chased him round the lounge.
"I have an announcement." said Hugo.
"You have cooties?" Bart chuckled.
Hugo frowned. "Nooooo..."
"You're a psychotic freak who should be locked up? Because I knew that already..." said Bart.
Hugo seethed. "No! I am opening my own bistro but you can only order regular coffee, black or with milk."
"That's not a wise investments Hugo..." said Lisa.
"I hate hipsters and i hate it when they order ridiculous coffees with pumpkin spice, or soy milk..." Hugo ranted.
Lisa winced.
"Well spending the other day as a baby wasn't so bad... I got used to the diapers..." said Bart.
"Uh no... Don't go there Bart. It's bad enough with Oz bring into that..." said Lisa.
At the Daycare centre.
"So you have fairies?" said Oscar.
"Oh shoot. Jorgon is gonna arrive isn't he..." Timmy whined.
Nope because the author is breaking Da Rules...
"Okay... So he can see my fairies no issue..." said Timmy.
"Can we trade..." Young Link whined.
"hey! Listen! Watch out!" Navi repeated ad nauseam.
Cosmo and Wanda winced.
At Oktoberfest.
"I look like a christmas ornament..." Homer in liederhosen sighed.
"Nein! You look wünderbar!" said Üter's Dad.