Roger's spaceship arrives.

"Oh Roger, I'm actually gonna miss you." Carly said in a sad voice, Pinkie pats her shoulder.

"You two violet.. sort of, but yeah." Roger replied, and the two hugged.

"You idiot, why didn't you just listen to me!" Stan said tearfully.

"It's okay. Good bye everyone." Roger said and approached the spaceship beam. Jeff is also in tears, poor guy is no doubt feeling personally responsible.

Roger: And Jeff, don't you dare blame yourself, this was my fault. (spreads arms out) come here honey.

Jeff runs over and hugs him, but Roger pulls a dick move and throws him into the light. Sacrificing him as the ship flies off.

JEFF!" Hayley screamed and ran over but it was too late. Sally is jaw dropped far more than Pink and Carly have less noticeable reactions, as Sally was the one closest to Jeff and Hayley.

"Told you I had a plan." Roger said smugly.

"Haa!" Stan said proudly.

"Coward." Carly growled under her breath, she wasn't overly close with Jeff, but did have "everyone has standards" feelings about this.

"Alright, who wants pizza?" Roger asked happily.

"YOU SON OF A BITCH!" The normally calm Sally screamed out in fury, and Carly and Pink held her back from charging at Roger.

"Fine, then Sub Hub." Roger said, comically missing the point.

"Roger, call them back!" Hayley cried tearfully.

"Why?" Roger asked smugly.

Carly and Pinkie nod and let Sally go, and she immediately charges at and tackles Roger."I'll kill you!" Sally cried.

"Ow, you're hurting me!" Roger whined.

"No.. But now I am!" Sally cried and began violently strangling him, Stan pulling her off of him.

"Calm down kid." Stan said, even though Sally is in her early 30's. Roger is seen panting, though Sally still kicks him before Stan pulls her further away.

"Oh shut up Stan, you're no better in this." Carly growled annoyedly.

"Hey just everyone relax

." Stan insisted.

"No! I'm not letting this happen!" Carly growled, even drawing her pistol on Roger, who widened his eyes in fear.

"Gun! Gun! Stan, she has a gun!" Roger cried tearfully.

"Carly no!" Francine pleaded. Hearing this Carly instead chooses to only give him a flesh wound to the knee.

"Aw cheese and crackers Carly, that hurt!" Roger groaned in his Sidney voice.

"Call them back. Or I stick one in the other knee." Carly threatened.

"Y -Yes, Ma'am." Roger said fearfully and called them back and they spit Jeff Fisher back out, saying he smells anyway.

Hayley immediately ran over and hugged him.

"Yaay all's better? Wasn't that a fun pretend game I did Jeff? Now how about that hug?" Roger insisted, and despite his knee he runs over to give one, but the normally non violent Jeff immediately punches him in the face which knocks him over, Jeff not even breaking away from Hayley.

Sally: HAW!

Roger: (groaning) Ohhhh

Current day.

Carly is doing some dishes when news of the robbery begins airing on weasel news, Carly groans upon hearing it was done by by balding man with a white t-shirt. "Dammit Trevor, Seras isn't gonna like this." she groaned.

Suddenly Pinkie Lancer runs over and opens the door, saying Trevor has a new partner, which makes her worried.

"Me too, I hear the new guy is crazy too, a violent cra- shit it's Roger isn't it?" Carly groaned.

Pinkie sighs. "Why couldn't it be Hayley."