Super Smash Bros Ultimate: A Bad Fur Day
Fake Reveal trailer for Super Smash Bros Ultimate. Better keep your distance - There's a crazy rabid squirrel entering Smash!
[I don't own Super Smash Bros, or any other Nintendo series in this fanfic, or Conker]
We see a canyon, shrouded in darkness, as a rainstorm was booming.
Footsteps were heard, as a shadowy figure was walking.
It came across a pad with a big captial 'B' drawn on it.
There was a ting, and a lightbulb appeared in the air above the silhouette.
Then, there was silence...
Cut to Princess Peach's Castle.
Peach and Daisy were standing upon the castle roof, admiring the view.
SUDDENLY!
Bowser attacked.
Peach & Daisy huddled together, fearing the worst.
SUDDENLY!
A shotgun sound launched Bowser away.
When Peach and Daisy saw where the shotgun had come from, they gaped.
It was an orange squirrel wearing a blue zip up hoodie, and white gloves, and black and yellow sneakers.
It was Conker.
CHARACTER SPLASH: 'CONKER PUTS IN THE CONTEXT!'
GAMEPLAY FOOTAGE: [Background Music: 'Boss Battle' from Conker's Bad Fur Day]
On Suzaku Castle, Conker was lowered onto the stage by a skeletal hand, which dropped him. Conker got up, then got to battling Ryu, Ken, and Little Mac, by using his baseball bat [from Live & Reloaded] and his frying pan.
Then, he took on to battling Lucario and Jigglypuff on Spear Pillar. He switched his frying pan for a submachine gun, and shot bullets at Lucario.
On the Princess Peach's Castle stage FROM SSBM, Conker leapt up above Mario & Luigi, and twirled his tail, then used a flamethrower on Bowser Jr.
On Arena Ferox, Conker did a side Smash on Female Robin, sending her flying, then Kirby tossed a Deku Nut at him, making him dizzy, resembling his animation from when he was hungover. He then ate some Anti-Gravity Chocolate to cure his dizziness.
Conker flew with his jetpack over Fourside.
On the Omega version of Mushroom Kingdom SSB, Conker came in front of a copy of himself, but that copy had blue fur and an orange hoodie.
on the Moray Towers stage, Conker appeared wearing a palette that made him resemble Honker the skunk, his rival from Conker's Pocket Tails.
On the stage Smashville, Conker, in his Soldier outfit, blasted Isabelle and Villager with a rocket launcher, as a lightbulb appeared over his head.
On the Shadow Moses Island stage, An anvil dropped down onto Snake, and it became Conker, in his Neo Conker suit.
Then, Conker, with a crown on his head; like the one from the prologue of Conker: Live & Reloaded, the XBOX remake of Conker's Bad Fur Day, faced off against Richter, Inkling, Min Min, Sora, and Sephiroth on a stage based on the 'It's War!' chapter of Conker's Bad Fur Day. The fighters had to deal with missiles and bullets and bombs bombarding the stage, as identified by the target marks randomly appearing.
Suddenly, he leapt up and broke a Smash Ball, and then he activated his Final Smash. He brandished his katana, and struck the fighters, who ended up in front of Queen Bee's Hive, which then activated it's guns and missile launchers. Then, before you can say, 'Here I am, ya greedy Bastard!" the hive bombarded the fighters with bullets and missiles, and they were sent flying.
Conker put up a sign. it read, 'Long Live the King.' He leaned against it, and said, "Marvellous." then, he winked. we iris out.
The copyright info appeared onscreen.
Smash Schematics: Conker the Squirrel
Game/Series: Conker
Series Symbol: A squirrel tail
Character Weight: Middle-Light
Battle Intro: Conker is lowered and dropped onto the stage by a skeletal hand
Victory Theme: The first 4 seconds of Windy, but with a guitar strum at the end.
Victory Poses:
Victory Pose 1: Conker grabs some Dollar bills, he looks at the camera, and his eyes spin to reveal dollar signs, with a huge grin on his face.
Victory Pose 2: Conker is sitting on his throne, similar to the beginning of the Conker's Bad Fur Day game, when the camera zooms in on him, sipping from his goblet.
Victory Pose 3: Conker cuts through the screen with a chainsaw, literally breaking the fourth wall, and then puts his chainsaw away, and stands, looking fierce.
Character Gimmicks: If the jump button is pressed after a double jump, Conker will twirl his tail to stay in the air for a short time. Can only be done once per double jump. Tap the block button to change his main weapon from 'melee' to 'shooter'. Also, his down Special adapts to his 'Context Sensitive' nature.
Palettes:
Palette 1: Orange fur, blue hoodie [Default color scheme]
Palette 2: Grey fur, Pink hoodie. [references a grey squirrel, and also, his girlfriend Berri in BFD]
Palette 3: Cool Grey fur, tank green Hoodie [References Private Rodent from the 'It's War' chapter]
Palette 4: Blue fur, orange hoodie [Fur & Clothes color swap]
Palette 5: Black fur, white skunk stripe on tail, red hoodie [References Honker the Skunk, Conker's rival from Conker's Pocket Tails]
Palette 6: Conker wears a crown on his head, like the one from the prologue of Conker: Live & Reloaded.
Palette 7: Conker wears his Soldier outfit from the 'It's War' chapter of Conker: Live & Reloaded.
Palette 8: Conker's 'Neo Conker' outfit from the 'Heist' chapter.
Moveset:
Standing attack: A three-hit combo with the the frying pan. With a shooter, Conker will use his submachine gun to shoot bullets in the direction aimed.
Side Tilt: Swings his baseball bat in front of him.
Up Tilt: Jabs the baseball bat upwards.
Down Tilt: A quick downward strike with the baseball bat.
Dash attack: runs and spins with his tail. With a shooter, Conker fires his slingshot whilst dashing.
Neutral Air: Spins around, and hits enemies with his tail. With a shooter, he fires his Submachine guns around him.
Forward Air: swings his bat in the air. With a shooter, he fires his Slingshot.
Back Air: A backhand swing with his baseball bat. With a shooter, he fires his Submachine guns behind him.
Up Air: same as Link's Up Aerial move but with the baseball bat. With a shooter, he uses a flamethrower.
Down Air: same as Link's Down Aerial move but with the baseball bat. With a shooter, he uses his flamethrower down towards the ground.
Side Smash: similar to Ness & Lucas, and he uses his baseball bat. With a shooter, he fires his fires his shotgun from the 'Spooky' Chapter, which makes a powerful cone of effect.
Up Smash: Claps 2 bricks hard above him. With a shooter, he fires his shotgun upwards.
Down Smash: Slams his frying pan down hard. With a shooter, he fires his shotgun downwards
GRABS:
Grab: Grabs the enemy with his arm.
Grab attack: punches the grabbed opponent
Forward Throw: kicks the enemy away
Up Throw: flips the enemy up with his frying pan
Backward throw: Same as Mario
Down throw: Stomps on the opponent
Specials:
Neutral Special – Crossbow: Conker uses his crossbow, similar to Link's Neutral B.
Side Special – Franky: Conker Jumps as Franky appears from out of nowhere and stabs forward in the direction Conker is facing. Enemies hit have a chance of getting an additional fire effect on them.
Up Special – Jetpack: Conker uses the Mech Suit's jet pack to jet up for 5 seconds.
Down Special – Context Sensitive: When the Lightbulb appears above Conker's head, Conker will use A random tool ala Context Sensitive, depending on what is up with him. [See below for details.]
Context Situations:
While Standing Still: Conker will use a Bazooka to fire a missile.
Whilst Running: Mr Barrel appears under Conker and knocks back enemies.
Whilst knocked back: Conker will do a tail flip as a recovery move, which can also hit enemies and reflect projectiles.
Whilst in the Air: Conker will turn into an Anvil and drop straight down, like Kirby's Down Special, but much faster and immediately turns back to normal upon contact with the ground and/or an enemy. Conker will not do this move if there's no ground beneath him, though.
When Dizzy: When Conker is dizzy, he will eat some Anti-Gravity Chocolate to restore himself to normal. Once used, it has a 20 second cooldown time.
Final Smash – Queen Bee's Hive: Conker swings his katana. Any fighters the katana hits will end up in front of Queen Bee's Hive, which bombards the fighters with bullets and missiles.
Taunts:
Up Taunt: Conker waves and brags about how the fighters won't beat him
Side Taunt: Conker drinks a soda, and belches.
Down Taunt: reads the instructions for a bit, then puts the book away.
Kirby Hat: Kirby gains Conker's Ears and tail.
Stage:
It's War! - You fight in a war themed area, with missiles and bullets and bombs bombarding the stage, as identified by the target marks randomly appearing on the stage.
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