The Loud House: Revamped

by Jamesdean5842

This is my own version of the Loud House where I move to Royal Woods, Michigan. When I move to Michigan and Meet the Loud Kids, The Entirety of the Universe will change forever. Get ready evil, Justice has many brand new faces. The Universe now has a bunch of new Champions. Self Insert OC story. Crossovers with other shows later on. Mixed genres. Multi-crossover. Harem later on.

2217. Fish Rescue 2 - Finding Dory

This chapter is based on Finding Dory

Work In Progress

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Over in Bridlewood was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Motor Ed, Rollar Ghoster, Madame Catastrophe, Fortress Crab, Live Action Sideways and Mr. Mxyzptlk as well as Yang, Zipp Storm, J.P., Cyber Dragon, Number 17: Leviathan Dragon and Meteor Black Dragon and we were there to solve an amazing and incredible mystery and that was to find out more about Misty Brightdawn's past.

Me: So Misty is said to be from Bridlewood. This will be interesting to find out.

Camie: But the question is what is the connection.

Me: Yep.

Lola: We got to figure it out.

Varie: That's part of the mystery. She has to have some connection here before she was taken in by Opaline.

Misty Brightdawn: I know you guys will help me out. I know it.

Me: We sure will Misty.

Nico: Yang, I want to thank you, Motor Ed and your teams for coming.

Yang: Anytime Nico. This will be really fun.

Motor Ed: It sure will guys. Seriously.

Me: Yep.

Zipp Storm: I'm really looking forward to this.

Me: You sure are Zipp. Even though you are always with us it's still so fun.

Rainbow Dash: I agree there and you and I both have so much in common.

Me: I've always known that.

Qin: Yep.

Me: So far we got some good clues from Misty's nightmares and they were really visions. We found out that she got lost and saw a creature of some kind.

Nico: Yeah. But what does it mean? I think the Breezies that we met earlier might know something.

Pipp: Yeah they might.

Nico: Zipp, what do you like to do in your free time?

Zipp Storm: I just like to fly and even do sports.

Rainbow Dash: That is awesome!

Lola: Yeah she is definitely so much like you Rainbow Dash.

Me: No doubt about it.

Nico: Yep.

Lana: What kind of sports to you like Zipp?

Zipp Storm: I like to go surfing and I also like sky stunts and I also like Sunny's smoothies.

Me: Nice. Z.S. You are definitely like Rainbow Dash.

Zipp Storm: Z.S.?

Me: That's your initials. Like how I call Rainbow Dash, R.D.

Zipp Storm: Oh I get it! I like it.

Rainbow Dash: I'm glad my legacy lives on.

Zipp Storm: That is true.

Nico: Yep. Man that was an awesome adventure yesterday.

Me: Boy it sure was. Baby Doll is now officially in the M.O.E. And the Redemption Squad.

Maria: That was a really heartfelt talk we gave her.

Nico: It sure was.

Lincoln: She gave a villainous breakdown we didn't ask for. It wasn't even insane!

Me: No that was from her emotionally wounded heart because she was hurting. Not just emotionally but mentally as well.

Eli: Bro is right. She had a lot of emotional trauma and her mind was really messed up because of it.

Lola: Yeah. Poor Mary.

Lana: Yeah.

Lola: (GASP) Wait! I remember something! Nico we forgot to tell you this but Princess Morbucks that spoiled brat. She's in every way like Baby Doll too. She has the same disease.

Laney: Oh that's right! I forgot all about that!

Me: Me too! That was nuts! I completely forgot about that.

Nico: No way! Princess Morbucks in the Limburger Cheese mines has the same disorder?

Me: We're not shitting you Nico.

Nico: When was this?

Me: It was about a year before you joined us.

I went over what happened in Chapter 116.

It starts out with Me, Varie, Woody, Jeri and the Loud Kids over at the supermarket shopping for groceries and we run into a face we all don't like.

Lola: (Snarling) PRINCESS MORBUCKS!

Princess: That's right. You all made a complete and total fool out of me! I lost everything because of you Lola Loud!

Lola: Well you deserved it because you give people everywhere a bad name!

Princess: I do not!

Lola: Yes you do!

Princess: I do not!

Lana: Yes you do!

Lisa: Affirmative, you do.

Princess: I do not!

Laney: Yes you do!

Me: So you are Princess Morbucks. Lola told me all about you.

Varie: Who is that J.D.?

Me: That little girl is Princess Morbucks. She and her dad used to live in our house and she went to Royal Woods Elementary a little over a year ago before I moved here to Michigan. She went on several crime sprees and got turned in by Lola. All of her assets were seized and she and her dad were evicted from their home because of it.

Varie: Oh wow! So she's a former rich girl.

Princess: So you're the rich boy that now lives in MY house!

Me: It's not your house anymore. You got what you deserved Princess.

Princess: You know what I wanted more than anything else? To be a Powerpuff Girl!

Me: The Powerpuff Girls? I heard alot about them. They live in Hazeltucky and they made headline news all over the world because of their crime fighting adventures.

Varie: Me too.

Lola: I love the Powerpuff Girls! They go to Royal Woods High School with Lori, Carol, Leni, Luna, Gabrielle, J.D. Varie, and Luan.

Me: Cool! I saw them there and they are very famous and popular.

Princess: It's because of them that I couldn't be a Powerpuff Girl!

Lola: Princess lived in New York City and I heard she did some incredibly terrible things over there.

Lana: One time she bought the city and legalized crime.

Me: (Shocked) WHAT!? That would've destroyed all of civilization!

Varie: That's insane! That's total Anarchy!

Lola: And she hired Mojo Jojo to try and destroy the Powerpuff Girls.

Lana: But they stopped them.

Luan: I also heard that she gave them a bomb on their birthday.

Luna: She even teammed up with Mojo Jojo, Fuzzy Lumpkins and Him and went on a crime spree. But they were stopped Dudes.

Me: That's good.

Lola: They also tricked a friend of ours named Robin into stealing and she tattled on her. And I thought I was a bad enough tattle-tale.

Lynn: And I also heard that she tried to ruin Christmas for everyone around the world by changing the lists. She went to the North Pole and put everyone on the Naughty List and made her the only girl on the Nice list. The truth came out and now she's on the Permanent Naughty Plaque and is considered the worst child in the history of the world.

Me: Whoa! Princess here is worse than a spoiled brat. She's a true heartless Sociopath!

Lana: What's a sociopath?

Me: It's someone that can't feel Empathy, Remorse or Guilt.

Laney: They do all kinds of terrible things and they don't care who suffers for it.

Lisa: Precisely.

Princess: And your point is?

Me: You're a spoiled brat and a truly evil person with no conscience.

Lola: And another point is that you got what you deserved Princess and we're glad that you're now on the streets for the rest of your life!

Me: In a way princess, after me and my family won the Colorado Lottery, we got all your assets and are now in Luxury. But remember this: Money can't always get what you want and there are some things that money will never buy.

Lincoln: Like power.

Linka: Friendship.

Varie: Happiness.

Woody: Or Love.

Me: Remember that.

We leave and Princess was seething and fuming in extreme rage. She kicked over a shelf and was mad.

The store owner saw this and threw her out.

Woody: Boy that girl is a total menace to society.

Lola: You said it Woody. Her father made her into a spoiled brat monster.

Woody: No kidding.

Lisa: Greed can warp a persons mind beyond all point of psychological repair and those people don't care about anything other than themselves. Like the evil Sasuke's that we despise.

Me: Indubitably.

We all go home and Princess swore to get revenge.

Princess worked hard and rebuilt her battle suit from her first fight against the Powerpuff Girls and she went after Lola.

Lola was playing outside with Lana and she saw Princess in her suit.

Princess: (Enraged) LOLA LOUD!

Lola: Princess? Nice armor.

Princess: I will now have my revenge on you! If I can't be a rich girl, No One Can!

?: I don't think so Princess!

3 streams of Pink, Aqua Blue and Spring Green Light appeared and blew Princess into a tree. Sure enough, it was the Powerpuff Girls and they were all grown up.

Lola: Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup! It's great to see you all. (Hugs them)

Blossom: (Hugs Lola) Same here Lola.

Bubbles: You still are as pretty and cute as we remember.

Buttercup: And a fierce pageant queen.

Lola: Thanks girls.

Blossom: [to Princess] Princess Morbucks. You haven't changed at all.

Buttercup: It's hard to imagine you look exactly as you were back when we were in kindergarten.

Lola: That really surprises me. How did that happen?

Bubbles: The Professor found out she has an extremely rare condition called Systemic Hypoplasia or Baby Dahl Disease. It's a disease that keeps her from aging.

Lola & Lana were shocked.

Lana: So we had a teenager in kindergarten this whole time!?

Lola: That's really weird!

Blossom: That is weird isn't it?

Princess: It's not fair! How come you're older and I still look like I'm a kid?

Bubbles: Because you're too stupid to know anything about medicine.

Lola: All that money and always being a spoiled brat destroyed your mind to that of an underdeveloped soynut!

Princess: (ENRAGED) I WILL MAKE YOU PAY 1000 TIMES OVER!

Lola spread her wings of fire and Lana spread her wings of Ice.

Princess saw this and gasped.

Princess: Lola, Lana, you now have superpowers?

Lola: That's right. We got fire and ice powers. I got my Fire powers from the Flame of Gabija, the spirit of Fire in Lithuanian Myth.

Lana: And I got my Ice powers because of the Snowflake of Khione, the Goddess of Snow in Greek Myth.

Blossom: That's very interesting. I had no idea that you can get powers because of the blessing of Mythological Deities.

Lola: It's happened to most of our family Blossom.

Lana: Yeah. We got our powers from gods and goddesses of myths from all over the world.

Bubbles: That's amazing. I even heard that a girl with plant powers killed a kid here.

Lola: Yeah. That was our sister Laney. She was given her plant powers by the Diamond of Gaia.

Lana: The kids name was Chandler Henderson and he was a terrorist Laney fought and beat in our school.

Buttercup: Oh man. That's terrible.

Princess: Now I can get revenge on all of you!

Lola: Just try it!

Princess fired a blast of pink energy and everyone flew into the air as it hit the ground and exploded. The explosion got our attention and we came outside and found Lola and Lana fighting alongside the Powerpuff Girls.

Me: Whoa! The Powerpuff Girls!? Awesome!

Lori: This is awesome!

Blossom punched Princess in the face and sent her flying towards Buttercup. Buttercup fired a light green light ray at Princess and it blasted off her left arm armor in a fiery explosion.

Princess: This can't be! You're stronger and faster than ever!

Buttercup: We're not the same as we were back in kindergarten Princess.

Lana: So how about you take a Chill Pill. [Fires Ice Lightning at Princess]

The Ice Lightning froze her in a block of ice and it cracked and shattered and her armor came off in thousands of pieces.

Bubbles: Now to finish you for good. We've had it with you Princess.

Blossom: You'll get all the money you ever want where you're going.

Buttercup: And that is the Netherworld.

Blossom, Bubbles and Buttercup fired pink, aqua blue and light green light ray at her and they hit her.

Lola: Lets see what burns you up!

Lola fired a stream of fire at Princess.

Lana: Lets see you Chill!

Lana fired a beam of Ice Lightning and the powers mixed and Princess exploded all over the place into burning embers.

Blossom: We did it!

Bubbles: That's the end of the worst spoiled brat in the world.

Buttercup: Yeah. Good riddence.

Lola and Lana were horrified by what they had just done.

Lola: We just made our first kill.

Lana: Yeah we did.

Lola & Lana: We're murderers! (Crying Hard)

Laney came out and comforted them.

Laney: It's all right girls. It's all right.

Blossom: Are you Laney?

Laney: Yes I am Blossom.

Blossom: I heard you killed a terrorist kid named Chandler Henderson.

Laney: Yes I did and that kid was a monster.

Blossom: I believe it. Quite frankly he got what he deserved just like Princess did.

Laney: That's right. Princess is now gone forever and I hope she loves the Netherworld.

Bubbles: Yeah. Good riddence to another villain.

We all come out.

Me: Hey girls.

Buttercup: Hey J.D., Varie.

Varie: We saw the whole fight and it looks like Lola & Lana made their first kill.

Laney: Yeah. They sure did.

Blossom: Princess moved here to Michigan and continued her crime spree and her assets which were worth $75 Billion were seized. She was disowned by her father and was force to live out on the streets. But we also heard that Lola revealed everything she was doing and got her thrown in prison before she was made homeless.

Me: That's harsh but she deserved it.

Varie: Indubitably.

We take Lola & Lana into the living room and console them and they got better and were gonna see a counselor during school. 1 week passed and they were better.

Blossom, Bubble and Buttercup now live in one of the guest rooms.

When I was done everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked!

Qin: WHOA!

Nico: WOW! That is really shocking!

Laney: It was.

Nico: That doesn't change anything!

Me: No it doesn't.

Lana: But we wanted to tell you about that Nico.

Nico: I appreciate you guys telling me that. But that was amazing. Still doesn't change anything though.

Me: We know.

Nico: I'm glad Mary Dahl is now better and redeemed.

Lola: We are too.

Maria: Yeah. She will be perfect for the M.O.E. and the Redemption Squad.

Nico: Now we just need to get her show back.

Me: We'll think of something. (BURPS) Oh pardon. Still a tad full from last night.

Nico: No worries. Now to help Misty.

Me: Okay.

Zipp Storm: Hmm.

Me: I saw Misty's cutie mark glow strong when she got close to Alphabittle. His cutie mark glowed the same way. Think it means something?

Zipp: Hmm. Misty in your vision, the large shadow, is it possible that it wasn't a creature after all?

Nico: Please give us an honest answer

Misty then remembered something and saw that the shadow was a younger Alphabittle.

But then she dropped the Biggest Bombshell of them all!

Misty Brightdawn: D-d-d-Dad?

WE GASPED IN UTTER SHOCK!

CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG!

Mine, Nico, Eli, Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Starlight Glimmer, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Lincoln and Yang's jaws dropped!

Varie and everyone helped put them back!

Izzy Moonbow: ALPHABITTLE IS YOUR DAD!?

Nico: WHOA MAN!

Misty Brightdawn: Yeah! I think so!

Yang: Where is he right now?!

Me: He's at the Crystal Tea Room.

Zipp Storm: We got to get there now!

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We later got there and Alphabittle was talking to Queen Haven.

Alphabittle's cutie mark glowed.

Alphabittle: Why does this keep happening today.

We came in.

Me: I think we can answer that Alpha.

Misty Brightdawn: D-dad?

He saw Misty and her cutie mark glowing.

Queen Haven: Misty is your daughter?

Me: That's right.

Alphabittle: Misty? But how?

Misty Brightdawn: I'm home dad.

Misty and Alphabittle hugged for the first time in years.

Alphabittle: You're home.

Misty Brightdawn: Oh dad.

Alphabittle: (Crying) And I'm never losing you again.

We saw it and it was so touching.

Nico: We're still here, you know.

Me: Nico let them have their moment. They got a lot of catching up to do.

Nico: You're right.

It was so awesome.

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Later we were talking to Alphabittle about what Misty went through and all that.

Alphabittle: So Misty was your double agent for Opaline to help you guys gather intel?

Me: Yep. It was a Team Dark Phoenix Storm Style Mission for Misty. She gathered intel on Opaline for us so we can bring down that monster for good.

Laney: Thanks to Misty's intel we gathered all that we needed to end Opaline's reign of terror for good.

Qin: It true.

Xenia: Your daughter was an extremely tremendous help to all of us.

Camie: She helped us a lot in not just bringing down Opaline, but also many of our enemies too.

Nico: She has come a really long way since then.

Me: You should be very proud of her.

Alphabittle: I sure am. Misty I am so proud of you.

Misty Brightdawn: Thanks dad.

Alphabittle: And the enemies she had were enemies you guys faced over the years?

Me: Yep. Major enemies that we took down last year and over the last 4 years.

Hitoshi: Two of said enemies were my villains.

Me: It's true. And to be honest I've wanted to have another crack at them,

Alphabittle: Wow that is amazing. Thank you all so much for looking out for my daughter.

Me: You're welcome Alphabittle. She was in really good hands with us. But in terrible hands with Opaline.

Nico: And now, she's gone

Alphabittle: I'm glad.

Me: We are too.

Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency: we got word that Dark Versions of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola and Lisa who have come from an alternate universe to kill me.

We gasped.

Me: OH GOD!

Nico: Just like what happened with Dark Bobby.

Lincoln: Yep. And we're gonna need all hands on deck for this one, there's absolutely no way we're going to let those monsters get away with this.

Lincoln called the rest of the team, and they arrived.

Lori: We heard everything, and we're ready for those five.

Lincoln: Without a doubt. (Sensed for the Dark Versions of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola and Lisa) AHA! Gotcha! I just spotted the Dark Versions of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola and Lisa, they're 20 yards away and they're closing fast on me!

Nico: There's absolutely no way we're letting those goddamn dark bitches run free any longer.

Lincoln: Without a doubt, Nico. I'm going to rip those five limb from limb for everything that I've had to suffer through because of Dark Lori, Dark Luan, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, and Dark Lisa. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.

Nico: (GROWLS) That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!

Suddenly, we saw a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.

Lincoln: I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!

Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on the Dark Versions of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola and Lisa.

Lincoln: Keep your eyes peeled, everyone. They're here somewhere.

Me: Just in case...

I snapped my fingers and we were on the planet Glaren for safety.

Lola: There now we have plenty of room.

Alphabittle: Oh wow. This will be good.

Misty Brightdawn: You're going to see us in action dad.

Me: Yep.

?: (ENRAGED SCREAMS) TWERP! FILTHY PEASENT! FUN WRECKER! HAIRLESS APE!

LOUD MONSTROUS BELCH!

Lincoln: Yep, there's no mistaking those banshee shrieks and loud monstrous belch from anywhere, along with the smell of excessive perfume and the stench of B.O. and feet!

We then saw five figures heading right for Lincoln with bloodlust and completely insane rage: they were the Dark Versions of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola and Lisa. But, before they could try and kill Lincoln, he fired blasts of rainbow energy which hit those five she-demons and sent them flying into a wall. They got back out, but now, they were extremely pissed off beyond anyone's imagination.

Carol: So, those are the Dark Versions of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola and Lisa. Lori looks a lot like that vile demonic control freak Alpha Bitch, Dark Lori.

Maggie: Same with that Dark Version of Luan: homicidal, psychopathic, and completely insane.

Margo: Same with that Dark Version of Lynn: a completely animalistic, belching, farting, superstition-crazed, super-aggressive, hard-headed stupid ape.

Roxanne: Same with that Dark Version of Lola: a rampaging pageant demon and a sociopathic freak.

Darcy: And same with that Dark Version of Lisa: heartless, emotionless, and completely pure evil.

Lincoln: Let me take a crack at them first.

Lincoln cracked his knuckles and spread his massive white angel wings, that of course pissed off the Dark Versions of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola and Lisa, and they charged at Lincoln with undeniable wrath and bloodthirst. But, Lincoln stood ready and firm as he punched Darker Lori with excessive strength in the stomach and caused her to belch out massive amounts of blood, then, he did the same to Darker Luan as he punched her hard in the face and knocked out her teeth, then, he punched Darker Lynn with excessive strength in the stomach and caused her to belch out massive amounts of blood, then he punched Darker Lola and Darker Lisa in their faces and sent them flying into a tree, and he grabbed Darker Lori, Darker Luan, and Darker Lynn with three of his eleven massive and long white tails and he tossed them into Darker Lola and Darker Lisa, and they crashed into each other like bowling pins.

BOWLING CRASH!

Nico: WHOA!

Me: Nice one!

Qin: Take that!

Poromon: By the way, do you have any weapons me and some of the others can use later?

Alphabittle: Why?

Venom: Ask no questions!

Me: You're still mad because of what Ben's parents did!?

Nico: Jeez! Worry about that later. Right now we got more important things.

Laney: Like tearing apart these monsters!

Venom: Okay. At the very least, I can eat one of them!

Me: Eat Darker Lisa!

Lisa Loud: Affirmative. You can eat that darker version of me.

Me: Yeah.

Lincoln: And now it's time for some pain!

Nico: Uh oh!

Me: Yep, they really awoke Lincoln's wrath, and he's not going to show them any mercy.

Carol: Neither are any of us.

Carol, Maggie, Margo, Roxanne, and Darcy: We've had it up to hear with you five monsters, now it's time for you five to pay the price for your crimes against your brother!

Suddenly, the colored eyes of Carol, Maggie, Margo, Roxanne, and Darcy turned neon colors, and they were surrounded by colored energy auras with stars, elemental forces, animals, phoenixes, and angels, they unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, and as they approached the Dark Versions of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, they left colored energy, stars, elemental forces, animals, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Suddenly, Carol, Maggie, Margo, Roxanne, and Darcy were surrounded by five massive vortexes of colored with stars and elemental forces surrounding the vortexes, there are animals, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortexes are colored phoenixes with red eyes glaring at the Dark Versions of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortexes fade, Carol, Maggie, Margo, Roxanne, and Darcy emerged, but they were changed forever.

THE LOUD HOUSE INSTRUMENTAL INTRO PLAYS

Carol remained tall at 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large purple orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her long blonde hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon purple eyes and a rainbow energy aura with stars, Gravity Lightning from King Ghidorah and the other elemental forces of the Kaiju, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense rainbow protective aura with elements swirling around it, she has King Ghidorah, Godzilla, Mothra, and the other Kaiju emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with purple iris, she has on golden King Ghidorah earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Atomic, Element, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with purple gems embedded in the gold lightning bolt links and purple crystal links and a purple King Ghidorah-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is Godzilla with blue gems for eyes and holding the Atomic, Element, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck, Carol has on a long-sleeved purple shirt with a glowing blue phoenix, skirt made of the golden scales of King Ghidorah, purple knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with blue flames, elements, and Gravity Lightning on the coattails and on the back of the trenchcoat are Godzilla, King Ghidorah, and Mothra surrounded by elemental forces and stars. Suddenly, Carol felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive dark purple angel wings surging with powerful Gravity Lightning and yellow tips on the large purple feathers grew much bigger for her new body and her King Ghidorah heads also became even more powerful and she also now has King Ghidorah's three gold tails, Carol has on a Ring of The Phoenix with large purple gem with a heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger, her gold wedding ring on her right pinkie finger and a Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has on purple fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and Stone of Gelel embedded on her left hand.

Suddenly, Carol's massive Carol Pusateri's Atomic Element Kaiju Queen Greatsword of Atomic Elemental Kaiju Queen Justice and all the other greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, stars, Gravity Lightning from King Ghidorah, elemental forces of The Kaiju, Kaiju, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Carol Pusateri's Cosmic Eternal Atomic Element Kaiju Queen Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Atomic Elemental Kaiju Queen Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded colored gems and the Kaiju monsters etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade, two large versions of King Ghidorah's two heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large purple gems embedded in the foreheads, longer golden handle with King Ghidorah's scales on it, four gold Godzilla heads with blue gems for eyes and large blue gems in their mouths and a large angel head with purple gems for eyes and purple gem on the bottom of the Godzilla heads and three gold lightning bolt keychain with Mothra keychain pendant on the bottom for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with large purple gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold King Ghidorah head with red gems for eyes and a large purple gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji below the Kaiju monsters that said, "Carol Pusateri, Awesome Friend of Lori Loud, Childhood Friend and Sister of Maria Rockell and Her Sisters, Loving Wife of Vince Pusateri and Loving Mother of Many Children, Loving Older Sister of Connor, Loving Daughter of Mrs. Pingrey, Destroyer of Morgan, Ex-Daughter of Mr. Pingrey, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Archenemy of Saïx the Lunar Diviner and Albert Michaels Also Known As Atomic Skull, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary and Champion of The Kaiju Monsters, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, and Master of Atomic Energy, Cosmic Radiation, Elemental Forces, The Kaiju, Phoenixes, and Angels"

キャロル・プサテリ、ローリ・ラウドの素晴らしい友人、マリア・ロッケルとその姉妹の幼馴染であり妹、ヴィンス・プサテリの愛する妻であり、多くの子供たちの愛する母、コナーの愛する姉、ピングリー夫人の愛する娘、モーガンの破壊者、元-ミスター・ピングリーの娘、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、友情の力と要素のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、黒のマスターゲイツ、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、希望の大使であり灯台宇宙、ラウドハウスとミシガンの救世主、真の不滅のヒーロー、悪の破壊者にして殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、月の占い師サイクスとアルバート・マイケルズの宿敵アトミックスカルとしても知られ、チームラウドフェニックスストームの素晴らしいメンバー、怪獣モンスターの使者兼チャンピオン、ラウドハウスとラウドファミリーの擁護者、そして原子力、宇宙放射線、元素の力、怪獣、フェニックス、そして天使たち

Carol has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-KAIJU QUEEN-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ATOMIC ELEMENTAL FORCE KAIJU QUEEN PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ATOMIC ELEMENTAL FORCE KAIJU QUEEN PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ATOMIC ELEMENTAL FORCE KAIJU QUEEN PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!

Maggie remained tall at 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large midnight black and blood red orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has blood red highlights in the bangs of her long black hair and she now has vampire fangs and large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blood red eyes and a rainbow, black, and blood red energy aura with darkness, dark flames, stars, vampire bats, creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she has a vampire bat with blood drops on its belly emblazoned on her forehead with Third Eye with blood red iris, she has on vampire bat earrings with blood red gems for eyes and holding the Dark, Death, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a vampire bat with blood red gems for eyes and holding the Dark, Death, and Eternity Kanjis in the claws on the bottom of her blood red vampire bat-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with blood red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and blood red gems embedded on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Maggie has on a short-sleeved midnight black shirt, black skirt, knee-high black boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness, dark flames, vampire bats, creatures of the night, stars, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a vampire bat surrounded by darkness. Suddenly, Maggie felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive black angel wings with blood red tips on the feathers grew much bigger for her new body, and her eleven massive and long black wolf tails with blood red tips and blood red markings grew much longer and bigger, Maggie has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large onyx gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Black Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger and Goth of Darkness ring on her left pinkie finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Maggie's massive Maggie's Primordial Greek Darkness Erebus Eternal Cosmic Primordial Darkness Demonic Dragon Vampire Greatsword of Eternal Cosmic Primordial Greek Darkness Demonic Dragon Vampire Phoenix Justice and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow, black, and blood red energy, darkness, dark flames, vampire bats, creatures of the night, stars, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it transformed into Maggie's Primordial Greek Darkness Erebus Eternal Cosmic Primordial Darkness Demonic Dragon Vampire Greatsword of Eternal Cosmic Primordial Greek Darkness Demonic Dragon Vampire Phoenix Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded blood red gems and blood red etchings and vampire bat, vampire dragon, and phoenix etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with blood red gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large black dragon heads with blood red gems for eyes and in their mouths and a large black dragon head with a blood red gem in its mouth below the large phoenix heads for the pommel. Maggie has on her new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with fire-colored gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left bracer, her new gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold vampire bat head with blood red gems for eyes and a large blood red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a blood red kanji below the vampire bat that said, "Maggie, Older Sister of Haiku, Member of The Goths of Darkness, Lover of Darkness, The Occult, and Vampires, Despiser of Killjoy Huggins, Dark Chandler and His Minions, And The Rest of Lincoln's Enemies, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of Albert Michaels Also Known As Atomic Skull, Leader of The Black Lantern Corps, Destroyer of The Horned King and Natalie Everett of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, The Horned King, and Jason Voorhees, Emissary and Champion of Erebus, The Greek God of Darkness, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, True Immortal Hero, Defender of The Loud House, and Master of Darkness, Dark Fire, Vampires, Creatures of The Night, Stars, Vampire Dragons, Angels, and Phoenixes"

マギー、俳句の姉、闇のゴスのメンバー、闇、オカルト、吸血鬼の恋人、キルジョイ・ハギンズの軽蔑者、ダーク・チャンドラーとその手下、そして残りのリンカーンの敵、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する将来の妻、アトミック・スカルとしても知られるアルバート・マイケルズの宿敵、ブラック・ランタン軍団のリーダー、ホーンド・キングとナタの破壊者リンカーン・ヘイターの軍団の嘘のエヴェレット、角のある王、そしてジェイソン・ボーヒーズ、エレバスの使者でありチャンピオン、ギリシャの闇の神、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情と元素の力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲイツ、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、騒々しい家とミシガンの救世主、真の不滅の英雄、破壊者であり悪の殺し屋、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなバスターds、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、真の不滅のヒーロー、騒々しい家の擁護者、そして闇、ダークファイア、ヴァンパイア、夜の生き物、星、ヴァンパイアドラゴン、天使、フェニックスのマスター

Maggie has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-VAMPIRE-DRAGON-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE DARKNESS ETERNAL COSMIC DARK PRIMORDIAL DARKNESS EREBUS SHADOW DARKNESS VAMPIRE DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE DARKNESS ETERNAL COSMIC DARK PRIMORDIAL DARKNESS EREBUS SHADOW DARKNESS VAMPIRE DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE DARKNESS ETERNAL COSMIC DARK PRIMORDIAL DARKNESS EREBUS SHADOW DARKNESS VAMPIRE DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!

Margo grew from 7'5" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large orange orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has red and yellow highlights in the bangs of her long light brown hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon orange eyes and a red and yellow energy aura with stars, fire, flames, sports equipment, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has a phoenix and flame in its claws emblazoned on her forehead with Third Eye with orange iris, she has on phoenix earrings with orange gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a phoenix with orange gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in the claws on the bottom of her orange phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Margo has on a short-sleeved yellow shirt, light blue pants, green sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, sports equipment, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix surrounded by flames and stars. Suddenly, Margo felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive light brown angel wings with red, yellow, and orange tips on the feathers grew and sprouted out of her back, and she has eleven massive and long light brown wolf tails with orange tips and orange markings, Margo has on her Ring of the Phoenix with orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Margo's massive greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red and yellow energy, stars, fire, flames, sports equipment, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it transformed into Margo's Cosmic Eternal Firestorm Sportsmanship Dragon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Firestorm Sportsmanship Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded orange gems and red and yellow etchings and a phoenix and dragon etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged orange blade, large orange dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with red and yellow gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large orange phoenix heads with yellow gems in their mouths and large orange phoenix head with a yellow gem in its mouth below the large phoenix heads for the pommel. Margo has on her new Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with orange gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left bracer, her new Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with orange gems for eyes and large yellow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji below the phoenix that said, "Margo Roberts, Best Friend of Lynn Loud, Polly Pain, and Paula Price, Member of The Gotham Royal York Sports Teams, Good Sportswoman and Talented Athlete, Powerful Master of Fire, Despiser of Killjoy Huggins, Dark Chandler and His Minions, And The Rest of Lincoln's Enemies, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of Gameface, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, True Immortal Hero, Defender of The Loud House, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, and Master of Fire, Stars, Dragons, Phoenixes, and Angels"

マーゴ・ロバーツ、リン・ラウド、ポリー・ペイン、ポーラ・プライスの親友、ゴッサム・ロイヤル・ヨーク・スポーツ・チームのメンバー、優れたスポーツウーマンで才能あるアスリート、強力な火の達人、キルジョイ・ハギンズの軽蔑者、ダーク・チャンドラーとその手下たち、その他リンカーンの敵の一員、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、ゲームフェイスの大敵、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、力の達人友情と要素、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、信頼、救世主ラウド・ハウスとミシガン、真の不滅のヒーロー、悪の破壊者にしてスレイヤー、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、天上のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲートのマスター、真不滅のヒーロー、ラウドハウスの擁護者、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、火、星、ドラゴン、フェニックス、天使のマスター

Margo has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ETERNAL ATHLETIC INFERNO FIRESTORM DRACONIC PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL ATHLETIC INFERNO FIRESTORM DRACONIC PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL ATHLETIC INFERNO FIRESTORM DRACONIC PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!

Roxanne grew to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large teal blue orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has teal blue highlights in the bangs of her dark brown hair and tiara on her head she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner, she has neon teal blue eyes and a teal blue energy aura with stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense rainbow protective aura with elements swirling around it, she has a phoenix with snowflake in its claws emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with teal blue iris, she has on phoenix earrings with teal blue gems for eyes and the Love, Star, Snow, Ice, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with teal blue gems on the gold snowflake links and teal blue crystal links and teal blue phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom is an Alicorn with crimson gems for eyes and holding the Love, Star, Snow, Ice, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant, and she also has on her new white and gold accented choker on her neck, Roxanne has on a short-sleeved teal blue dress and teal blue shoes and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix surrounded by stars and snow. Suddenly, Roxanne felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive dark brown angel wings with teal blue tips on the large dark brown feathers grew and sprouted out from her back. Roxanne has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large teal blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has her cutie mark on her right shoulder and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Roxanne's massive greatsword and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of teal blue energy, stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Roxanne's Cosmic Eternal Pageant Princess Arctic Snowstorm Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Pageant Princess Arctic Snowstorm Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with teal blue gems and her cutie mark and stars etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, teal blue blade, large teal blue phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with teal blue gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large teal blue phoenix heads with blue gems for eyes and large teal blue phoenix head with blue gems for eyes and large blue gem in its mouth on the bottom of the teal blue phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with teal blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with teal blue gems for the eyes and a large teal blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip, and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a teal blue kanji below the phoenix that said, "Roxanne, Dear Friend of Lola Loud, Pageant Girl, Master of Snow and Ice, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Stars, Snow, Ice, Phoenixes, and Angels"

ロクサーヌ、ローラ・ラウドの親愛なる友人、ページェント・ガール、雪と氷のマスター、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、宇宙のマスター友情とエレメントの力、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者にして殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして星、雪、氷、フェニックスのマスター、そして天使たち

Roxanne has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-PAGEANT PRINCESS-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ARCTIC SNOWSTORM PAGEANT PRINCESS PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ARCTIC SNOWSTORM PAGEANT PRINCESS PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE ARCTIC SNOWSTORM PAGEANT PRINCESS PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!

And Darcy grew to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large teal blue orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has teal blue highlights in the bangs of her dark brown hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner, she has neon teal blue eyes and a teal blue energy aura with stars, gears, tech, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense rainbow protective aura with elements swirling around it, she has a phoenix with a gear in its claws emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with teal blue iris, she has on phoenix earrings with teal blue gems for eyes and the Love, Star, Tech, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with teal blue gems on the gold gear links and teal blue crystal links and teal blue phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom is an Alicorn with crimson gems for eyes and holding the Love, Star, Tech, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant, and she also has on her new white and gold accented choker on her neck, Darcy has on a short-sleeved teal blue shirt, blue skirt, dark blue pants, and teal blue shoes, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, gears, tech, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix surrounded by stars, gears, and tech. Suddenly, Darcy felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive dark brown angel wings with teal blue tips on the large dark brown feathers grew and sprouted out from her back. Darcy has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large teal blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has her cutie mark on her right shoulder and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Darcy's massive greatsword and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of teal blue energy, stars, gears, tech, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Darcy's Cosmic Eternal Gear Tech Cyborg Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Gear Tech Cyborg Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with teal blue gems and a gear etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, teal blue blade, large teal blue phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with teal blue gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large teal blue phoenix heads with blue gems for eyes and large teal blue phoenix head with blue gems for eyes and large blue gem in its mouth on the bottom of the teal blue phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with teal blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with teal blue gems for the eyes and a large teal blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip, and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a teal blue kanji below the phoenix that said, "Darcy Helmandollar, Cyborg of Gotham Royal York, Dear Friend of Lisa Loud, Pageant Girl, Master of Gears and Tech, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Stars, Gears, Tech, Phoenixes, and Angels"

ダーシー・ヘルマンドルラー、ゴッサム・ロイヤル・ヨークのサイボーグ、リサ・ラウドの親愛なる友人、ページェント・ガール、ギアとテクノロジーのマスター、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、大使であり希望の光宇宙へ、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者と悪の殺害者、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そしてスターのマスター、ギア、テック、フェニックス、エンジェル

Darcy has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-CYBORG-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC GEAR TECH CYBORG PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC GEAR TECH CYBORG PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC GEAR TECH CYBORG PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by the transformations of Carol, Maggie, Margo, Roxanne, and Darcy, and when Lincoln saw Maggie and Margo, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when the Dark Versions of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa saw it, they went absolutely insane with absolute rage and ran at them to kill them, but Carol, Maggie, Margo, Roxanne, and Darcy fired massive barrages of colored energy, elemental forces, animals, phoenixes, and angels which hit the Dark Versions of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa and sent them flying into a couple of walls. They got back out, but Darker Lori, Darker Luan, Darker Lola, and Darker Lisa scream with absolutely insane rage, and Darker Lynn roared and beat her chest like a gorilla.

Maggie: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Demonic Cosmic Eternal Primordial Erebus Darkness Blood Vampire Dragon Phoenix Angel and Divine Demonic Cosmic Eternal Primordial Erebus Darkness Blood Vampire Dragon Phoenix Angel Love) As always, you lot act like a pack of wild animals.

Lincoln: There's going to be absolutely no forgiveness for animals like them.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well.

Then, I transformed into Super Angel-Wolf Moon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Hope and unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and we joined Carol, Maggie, Margo, Roxanne, and Darcy and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) For seven long years, you stupid maggots have made my life nothing but Hell with your rude disgusting behavior. You tried to kill me, but you all failed, and now, it's high-time for me to end your lives once and for all, you goddamn parasites!

Lincoln, Carol, Maggie, Margo, Roxanne, Darcy, and I went after the Dark Versions of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, light sapphire bluish grey energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Poison, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Windigos, and Mermaids at the the Dark Versions of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.

Then, we attacked them with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on them and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and I also left many more by firing blue fire energy slashes with my claws, and he, Carol, Maggie, Margo, Roxanne, Darcy, and I attacked him hard with energy punches, energy kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving the the Dark Versions of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa insane and straight to the brink of insanity.

Darker Lori, Darker Luan, Darker Lynn, Darker Lola, and Darker Lisa: (ENRAGED SCREAMS) LOUD, LOUD, LOUD, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME I'VE HEARD OF YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS AND YOUR NAME, IT DRIVES ME ABSOLUTELY INSANE TO NO FUCKING END! YOU RUINED OUR PLANS AND OUR LIVES AT EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TURN, IF YOU HADN'T STUCK YOUR STUPID NOSE INTO OUR FUCKING BUSINESS, THE WORLD AND EVERY LAST FOOL ON IT WOULD BE DESTROYED AND EVERY LAST MAGGOT WOULD BE BOWING AT OUR FEET, AND WE WOULD'VE FINALLY DESTROYED ALL LIFE ON THIS PATHETIC PLANET! WE HATE YOU, LINCOLN LOUD, WE HATE YOU, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE! HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEE!

Darker Lori, Darker Luan, Darker Lynn, Darker Lola, and Darker Lisa had three extreme villainous breakdowns, and then...!

AN EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY POWERFUL RAINBOW FIRE EXPLOSION BLASTED OUT OF LINCOLN WITH INCREDIBLY DEVESTATING AND UNBELIEVABLE FORCE! THE EXPLOSION WAS SO INTENSELY POWERFUL THAT EVERYONE IN 900,000,000,000,000 UNIVERSES FELT IT AND THEN, IT FORMED INTO A MASSIVE JET OF RAINBOW FIRE AND IT FLEW OUT OF THE INFINITELY VAST WEB OF GALAXIES AND FORMED INTO A POWERFUL RAINBOW FIRE THUNDERBIRD! IT CRIED INTENSELY WITH AMAZING POWER, AND THEN, THE FIRE THUNDERBIRD WENT BACK TO EARTH AND LINCOLN GAINED AN INTENSELY POWERFUL AND SUPERCHARGED ASTRONOMICAL POWER BOOST!

Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Lincoln's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, and it glowed with intense light, and then, A MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HIM AND HIS POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!

THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO LINCOLN! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, LINCOLN EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!

THE LOUD HOUSE INSTRUMENTAL INTRO PLAYS

Lincoln grew from 8'3" to 8'5" in height, his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew much bigger for his new body and he still retained his eight-pack abs, he has rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and his large white wolf ears on his head grew a bit bigger and they now have rainbow markings, he has beard stubble on his jawline and thick hair on his forearms, he has neon deep sapphire blue eyes and rainbow sclera and a rainbow energy aura with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Atomic Radiation, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Deer, Hippogriffs, Griffins, Perytons, Sphinxes, Manticores, and Mythological Animals surrounding him and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, he has a rainbow thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem in its chest emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, he has on silver buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on them and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its heads, Lincoln has on his large Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and below the Element of Harmony is a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his chest and chest hair on his pecs, the crisscrossing orange straps on his chest harness with colored gems changed to gold and they had a kanji on the back straps that said, "Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father", the large gold circular chest plate with a phoenix on it has red gems surrounding the phoenix, he's dressed in his orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Atomic Radiation, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids and they still have intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts, his large royal blue pants turned white and they still have rainbow fire on the legs and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, he now has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs along with ten smaller planets levitating around his waist, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix with large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger and large Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his large left hand and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, gold lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books and surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec, tattoo of rainbow pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and a rainbow kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Buffalo, Tiger, Dragon, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and a Rinnegan-like marking on his even more wider and even more muscular back along with his purified version of The Universe 666 Miracle Box. Suddenly, Lincoln felt a sharp pain on his even more wider and even more muscular back, and then, his massive white angel wings with orange and aurora-colored tips on the white feathers grew much bigger for his new body and his eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings and rabbit tail on top of the white wolf tails now has a rainbow tip and rainbow marking grew bigger and longer, he still had the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck on his left and Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, and large gold metal bracers on his massive biceps and thighs with multi-colored gems on them. He also has his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

Suddenly, Lincoln's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds he'd gotten began merging together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, elemental forces, and mythological animals, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded colored gems of many different colors and the symbols of the elemental forces surrounding the Elemental Gems embedded in it, the symbol of The Loud House, Thunderbird, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and the symbols of the various branch teams etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged, golden blade, large gold buffalo heads with rainbow gems for eyes for the crossguard and on top of the large gold buffalo heads is a ring of silver wolf heads and in their mouths are colored gems, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large rainbow gems in the foreheads and surrounding them are the Elements of Harmony and embedded in them are The Unity Crystals, longer midnight black handle, white Alicorn and gold heart and below it are four large gold buffalo heads with rainbow gems for eyes and in their open mouths and large wolf head with large rainbow gem on the bottom of the buffalo heads for the pommel, Lincoln has on his large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large multi-colored gems and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff Bracer and the gems of his other bracelets merged with the large gold Bracer and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrank into a gem and merged with the left gold Bracer, his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem inside of its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip, there's a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji below the Cutie Mark tattoo that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Almighty Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin and Many Evil Monsters and Many Evil Villains, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro and Comic Book Guy, True Immortal Hero and God, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, Great God of Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command, Strategist, And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos"

リンカーン・ランドン・ラウド、全能のチャンピオンでありヒノンの使者、エレメンタル・フォース、嵐、宇宙、そして宇宙の全能のマスター、ヒーロー・ペルソナと多くの力のマスター、ラウド・ハウスの計画を持つ男、理性の声、ゴールデン-多くの兄弟の心のある兄弟、黄金の心を持つ恋人であり多くの子供の父親、全能の黄金の心を持つリン・シニアとリタ・ラウドの息子、アルバート・ラウドとサミュエル・ラウドの愛情深い孫、全能の黄金の心を持つ愛する未来の夫、最強、ラウドファミリーの最も勇敢で、回復力があり、勇気があり、最もハンサムで男らしい戦士、強力なアルファ吸血鬼-狼男-サイボーグのハイブリッド、スコットランドのラウド湖の17世紀公爵リンカーン・マクロードの子孫、モラグ・マクラフリンの破壊者、そして多くの邪悪なモンスター、そして多くの邪悪な悪役、マックス・ディロンの大敵、エレクトロやコミック・ブック・ガイとしても知られ、非常に邪悪で、黒い心、サディスティック、妄想的、権力に飢えた、精神異常者、救いようのないろくでなしと暴君、才能のあるコミック・ブック作家およびビデオ・ゲーマーの破壊者および殺害者、何でも屋、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、友情と要素の力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲイツ、究極の善の究極の力、偉大な友情の神、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、大使と灯台宇宙への希望、ラウドハウスとミシガンの救世主、真の不滅のヒーロー、数多くの素晴らしく強力な教師の素晴らしく強力な生徒、木ノ葉隠れの里の忍、チームラウドフェニックスストームの多くの支部チームのメンバー、スパイスデーモンラウド・ファミリー、伝説の波フムンガドゥンガのサーファー、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの三等軍曹、戦略家、創設者、宇宙と天空の使者、調和、友情、純粋、希望、勇気、愛の大使、ドッジボールの天使 ゴッサム・ロイヤル・ヨークの王、三国と日本の戦士の統一者、彼の多くの守護天使の恐るべき擁護者、そしてダマスキノス家の破壊者

Lincoln Loud has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-EBONWU-THUNDERBIRD-VAMPIRE-WEREWOLF-BUFFALO-GOD-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA UNIVERSAL ELEMENTAL DIVINE COSMIC HARMONY THUNDERBIRD BUFFALO VAMPIRE WEREWOLF MYTHOLOGICAL GOD PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC HARMONY THUNDERBIRD BUFFALO VAMPIRE WEREWOLF MYTHOLOGICAL GOD PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE HARMONY THUNDERBIRD BUFFALO VAMPIRE WEREWOLF MYTHOLOGICAL GOD PHOENIX ANGEL HOPE!

We were all literally stunned, amazed, and struck with total awe at Lincoln's Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when the girls in Lincoln's harem see him, they had massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, their tongues had rolled out, their noses were really bleeding, and they let out wolf whistles upon seeing just how much hotter and sexier their hunk of a future husband has become.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) WHOA! Did I just...?!

Me: (AMAZED BEYOND MEASURE) You sure did, you ascended even more thanks to that ballistic and unimaginable breakdown from those bitches! UNREAL!

Nico: (AMAZED BEYOND MEASURE) SO INCREDIBLE! HE'S JUST AS STRONG AS J.D. WHENEVER HE TRANSFORMS!

Girl Jordan: Oh...my...God! Linky looks (EXTREMELY TURNED ON) SO MUCH MORE SEXIER AND AWESOME!

Michelle Aphrodite: (EXTREMELY TURNED ON) HE SURE IS MUCH MORE SEXIER!

Me: Uh oh, you've got your harem extremely turned on now, Lincoln!

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (Smirks) Tell the ladies to keep on watching, this is where I really let loose!

Lincoln went after the Dark Versions of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa who have absolutely lost their fucking minds even more, and he fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals at the Dark Versions of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them, and he attacked them with his massive greatsword leaving scars on them, and Lincoln left many more with his gold-plated claws, and he was really, really, really pissing off them off now and driving them even more ballistic and even deeper into the bowels of insanity.

He also demonstrated the powers of Rainbow Dash by charging at the Dark Versions of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa at superfast speed and punched them really hard in the guts with excessive superhuman strength demonstrating the powers of Applejack, then, he fired gems and jewels at the Dark Versions of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa demonstrating the powers of Rarity, then, he made a loud roar and beat his chest and a pack of gorillas came and they smashed the Dark Versions of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa demonstrating the powers of Fluttershy, then, he fired confetti bombs and balloon bombs at the Dark Versions of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa which exploded as they hit him demonstrating the powers of Pinkie Pie, then, he fired blasts of magic, bones, and invisible blasts which badly hurt the Dark Versions of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa fired demonstrating the powers of Twilight Sparkle, Trixie Lulamoon, and Starlight Glimmer, then, he saw all of the Dark Versions of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa's crimes as he grabbed them, and then, he fired superhot rainbow fire blasts demonstrating the powers of Sunset Shimmer, then, he demonstrated the powers of Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and Princess Cadence by forming the cutie marks of the Three Princesses and they fired blasts of sunlight, moonlight, and magic crystals at the Dark Versions of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa, and they were really beaten down badly.

The girls in Lincoln's harem were blushing like crazy at the seriously awesome display of power, skill, and strength from Lincoln and our jaws seriously dropped to the floor at the sight of Lincoln's display.

CLANG!

Eli made clones of himself and he closed our jaws and his own jaw.

Me: (AMAZED BEYOND MEASURE) HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

Nico: (AMAZED BEYOND MEASURE) THIS...THIS IS ABSOLUTELY...AWESOME!

Carol: I think it's time we ended this nightmare for good, Lincoln.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) And I've got just the thing to use on those freaks!

Lincoln raised and pointed his massive greatsword at the Dark Versions of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa, and we saw a red energy ball forming on the tip of his massive greatsword and it was suddenly getting more massive by the second, and then, Lincoln condensed it to the size of his body.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Dark Lori, Dark Luan, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, you better know that I'm not forgiving any of you for your crimes against me, and you're about to get seven years of payback and retribution for putting my life through Hell, you moth-munching parasites!

That made the Dark Versions of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa even madder as they bellow ungodly screams and charged at Lincoln with nothing but murder and hatred in their minds.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) NEGATIVE KARMIC RETRIBUTION!

Lincoln fired the massive red energy ball and it hits the Dark Versions of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa, and because of the fact that they're truly irredeemable and are beyond any form of forgiveness.

The explosion blasted them all down.

Venom went over to Darker Lisa.

Venom: You come in here, again... in fact, you go anywhere in this city, preying on innocent people, and we will find you and eat both your arms, and then both of your legs, and then we will eat your face right off your head. Do you understand?

Darker Lisa: Please...

Venom: Yes. So, you will be this armless, legless, faceless thing, won't you, rolling down the street! Like a turd... in the wind... Do you feel me?

Darker Lisa: What in Einsteon's name are you?

Venom: [half of face rolls back to expose Eddie; both speak at the same time] We... are Venom. [face rolls forward as Venom smiles like a demon] On second thought...

Darker Lisa: Please...

The last thing she saw was Venom opening his mouth.

And then CHOMP!

She was eaten alive!

Dark Lynn: LISA NO!

Qin: Yes you turd!

KRABLAM!

She punched Dark Lynn in the face!

Venom went over to Dark Lynn and bit her head off too.

CHOMP!

Me: FEEDING FRENZY OF VENOM!

Lola: Yeah!

Venom did the same to Dark Luan and Dark Lola!

Dark Lori was making a Run for it!

Me: We got a runner!

Venom jumped and bit Dark Lori's head off.

CHOMP!

He really ripped all 5 of the Dark Mean Loud's to shreds.

Venom: That was good! (LOUD BELCH)

Me: Whoa!

Venom: Excuse us.

Qin: You're both excused.

Venom: Darker Lisa's brain was especially tasty!

Me: Tasted like chicken?

Venom: Yep and it was slimy yet satisfying.

We laughed!

Me: Nice.

Lisa: You realize any version of me has a smart brain, correct?

Venom: Yes we know.

Me: We were just being funny with that.

Lana: Yeah like with how Timon and Pumbaa says that bugs taste like chicken.

Venom: See they get the idea.

Lisa Loud: That is true. But that was most satisfying to see those dark versions get consumed.

Me: It sure was.

Lola: Yeah.

Me: Yep.

Their spirits were burped out and they were sent to The Black Gates forever. Everyone all cheered wildly as Lincoln, Carol, Maggie, Margo, Roxanne, Darcy, and I holstered our massive greatswords on our backs and powered down, and the new bodies, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eyes, gold halos, eleven massive and long wolf tails, and massive angel wings of Carol, Maggie, Margo, Roxanne, Darcy, and Lincoln are permanent.

Lincoln: Whew, now that's I call an awesome rush!

Me: No kidding. But, I was absolutely stunned by what we just saw.

Nico: Me too. (Looks at Lincoln's harem) Uh, Lincoln, I'd brace yourself if I were you, your brand-new ascension and body transformation has really turned on your harem even more.

Suddenly, Lincoln was pounced on by his harem and they kissed him all over the place, and when his harem got up and off, Lincoln had an atomic red blush on his face, massive and muscular body, and eight-pack abs, he had steam whistling out of his ears, and his pupils turned into hearts.

Lincoln: (In Heaven) That...was...so...awesome!

Then, Lincoln got back up.

MeNow where were we? Oh right. Poromon are you guys still peeved about Ben's parents doing that to Ben?

Kevin Levin: Geez, you keep this up, you're gonna end up like the Horror villains.

Suddenly, Poromon got an idea.

Poromon: (smirks) Thanks, Kevin. You just gave me an idea! (to Alphabittle) We no longer need any weapons you may have.

Alphabittle: Um... okay?

Me: Uh oh! Nice going Kevin! Now you gave the mascots the idea to scare the shit out of Ben's parents with the Blood and Honey Trailer!

Kevin Levin: Oops.

Poromon: Actually, it's not the trailer we're going to use.

Kevin Levin: It's not?

Stewie: You'll see later. But regardless of what happens, we'd like your thoughts on it.

Me: Ben I hope you are going to go Rath on the Mascots.

Qin: Yeah.

Alphabittle: Misty, I'm sorry I couldn't be there for you growing up.

Misty Brightdawn: It's all right dad. I have amazing and great friends and they too are part of my family. They taught me so much and we did so many great deeds together.

Lincoln: And she is also part of my harem.

Me: Long story on that.

Alphabittle: Lincoln, I don't think I have to tell you what will happen if you don't treat my daughter nice.

Lincoln: Don't worry sir. Your daughter is in good hands. I give you my word that I won't let anything happen to her.

Alphabittle: I know you won't.

Nico: Awesome.

Misty: Dad, please don't embarrass me saying that!

Alphabittle: Sorry Misty.

Me: Don't worry Misty we're not going to laugh.

Alphabittle: But if you get children, I want to see them.

Misty and Lincoln blushed.

Misty Brightdawn: (BLUSHES) DAD!

I held back my laughter.

Okay that was silly.

Yang: Think about it. You two can do the twisty tango. The horizontal wrestle. The-

But thanks to the intervention of Weiss, who quickly silenced her rambunctious teammate with a palm over her mouth, that is until Yang gained a Cheshire grin behind the hand and straight up, licked the inside of Weiss's hand. The ensuing lick from Yang causing Weiss to scream out, pulling her hand away from Yang's mouth before shaking it frantically in the air and sending Yang's saliva everywhere

YUCK!

WE LAUGHED!

Misty Brightdawn: That is funny!

Laney: (LAUGHS) Funny!

Yang, seeing this, began to laugh aloud as tears of joy streamed drown her cheeks while Weiss cleaned her hand with a glob of hand sanitizer.

Me: (LAUGHS)

Nico: (LAUGHS) Yang you are funny.

Lola: Yeah.

Me: Reminds me of Slinkman telling me how he went berserk and licked Lumpus' hands and covered them in Slug Slime.

Slinkman: Looking back, I'm glad I did that.

We laughed more.

Qin: (LAUGHS) Yeah!

Nico: That was funny!

Lola: (LAUGHS) Yeah!

Lazlo: I remember that.

Me: That was funny.

Nico: Yep. Now lets face the Anothers.

Qin: Lets see who we are facing.

Eli: (Concentrates) Whoa! We got Another Insane Squidward, Ru'Afo, Farting Living Burrito, Nojoke, Elemental Farting Bandits, Roller Ghoster and Motor Ed.

Me: Whoa! This is interesting.

Qin: Yeah.

Me: Picard told me about Ru'Afo and how he was trying to destroy Ba'Ku.

Nico: Wow.

Camie: Who is Ru'Afo?

Me: A member of the Son'a Solidarity and they are from the planet Ba'Ku but became independent.

Nico: Yep.

May: Who's up?

Me: Valeriana Valmorg, Kathryn Khitomer, Zoey, Sailor Pallas and Rachel Ridley.

Nico: Nice.

Valeriana Valmorg: This will be fun and cool.

Zoey: Yeah no kidding.

Sailor Pallas: I'm looking forward to this one.

Me: Yep.

Eli: The Anothers minus Motor Ed are one person.

Qin: Nice.

Nico: There they are!

We saw Another Insane Squidward, Ru'Afo, Farting Living Burrito, Nojoke, Elemental Farting Bandits and Roller Ghoster!

Me: Whoa!

Nico: Awesome!

Another Nojoke: (In a girls voice) Boy this is awesome huh?

Lincoln: (GASP) Felicity Ferenginar!

She reverted back and was a girl with green hair, blue eyes and had green angel wings, black clothes and had the symbol of the Ferengi Alliance in the middle of her forehead and had the same symbol on her skirt and had a green keyblade.

Felicity Ferenginar: Awesome to see you again Lincoln and wow you grew into an amazing man.

Lincoln: I sure have.

Nico: Care to introduce us Lincoln?

Lincoln: Sure. This is Felicity Ferenginar.

(Insert Detailed Description here)

We were amazed.

Me: Wow the Keyblade Knight of the planet Ferenginar and the leader of the Ferengi Alliance. That is really amazing.

Nico: Yeah I remember seeing them on Star Trek. They are cool.

Laney: They sure are.

Felicity Ferenginar: Yeah it sure is awesome.

Me: By the way is the Another Motor Ed friendly or hostile?

Felicity Ferenginar: Friendly but you guys might be in for a shock because of what Kate Lloyd went through.

Me: Oh boy.

Nico: Sorry we have to do this.

Girl Jordan: Lets separate you all first.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now

Spring abundant holoél

Render green the dying bough

Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Spring abundant holoél

She glowed and the Anothers were separated.

Me: Time for action.

We fired waves of energy and blasted the Anothers and I caught the Wonder Ride Books.

Me: Awesome!

Maria: Time for backup. (TURNS DIAL) CHEMICAL PUFF FORCE!

She summoned Puff, Stink Bug, Great Boma Emperor Lagorn, Fireball Snake, Flame Stag and Shower Banki.

Nico: I think I have a good idea on who Another Motor Ed is...

Me: Really?

Nico: Yep but I'll let you tell us just in case.

Me: Okay then.

Maria: Kate was mentioned. I think we ALL have a good idea.

Me: Okay but you guys are going to be shocked. Right now.

We saw ANOTHER MOTOR ED!

Me: There she is.

Motor Ed: I didn't know I was that handsome. Seriously.

Me: Yeah.

Another Motor Ed: (In a girls voice) This is gonna be fun.

Me: (GASP) That voice.

She reverted back and was a girl with red hair, red eyes, red clothes and har red angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of the Thing Dopant on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had a blood sword in her hands.

Me: Trina Thing! Whoa!

Nico: Wait you mean she is?

Me: Yep. The Embodiment of the Thing Dopant and a girl with over 10,000,000 aliens woven into her and she has the power of shapeshifting and has the power to look like anyone or anything. She can even turn into the horrifying and gruesomely grotesque monsters from the movies and game for The Thing.

EVERYONE GASPED IN SHOCK!

Nico: Can you demonstrate?

She turned into the grotesque JULIETTE THING! AND IT WAS HORRIFYING!

Leeli and Camie screamed in fright!

Me: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!?

Trina Thing: This good enough?

Nico: Okay I'm convinced.

She reverted back.

Trina Thing: Sorry about the scare.

Me: No worries.

Kate Lloyd: That is really amazing and scary.

Me: No kidding.

Qin: That was scary.

Nico: But you use those for good, right?

Trina Thing: Yes I do. It's a good way to interrogate people. I also work for the police force as an interrogator through the scare method.

Sheila: Wow! You would be perfect to help us on the force.

Trina Thing: I would be honored.

Me: Also she is a very fast motorcycle rider.

Motor Ed: Looks like we seriously have something in common.

Me: You sure do.

Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!

Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.

Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!

Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.

Trina Thing: No he didn't. I scared Swartz with the monsters that Kate saw and it scared Swartz so badly that I used that to escape.

Sakura Knudson: That explains why I found Swartz curled up in a fetal position crying like a baby scared out of his mind.

Me: Boy who knew that Swartz was scared of The Thing as much as Kate was.

Laney: Yeah no kidding.

Nikita Nightmare: If the nightmares of the Aliens from Metamorphosis weren't bad enough now we can add The Thing to the list of things he is afraid of.

Me: Yep.

Lincoln: Lets separate you first.

Lincoln did so.

Zocks and Kaito: ZENKAIJU GEAR!

They donned their Zenkaiju armor.

Trina Thing: Time for action!

She formed her arm into a scary scythe blade and slashed Motor Ed.

Nico: Time for some speed! (ACTIVATES MOTOR ED AND ROLLER GHOSTER'S RIDEWATCHES)

He fired a wave of energy and smashed the another down.

May: Top this. (ACTIVATES MADAME CATASTROPHE AND FORTRESS CRAB'S RIDEWATCHES)

She fired a blast of energy and smashed the another all over.

Maria: And this. (ACTIVATES LIVE ACTION SIDEWAYS AND MR. MXYZPTLK'S RIDEWATCHES)

She fired waves of energy and smashed the another down.

Zipp Storm: Lets show some fun! (ACTIVATES ROLLER GHOSTER'S RIDEWATCH)

She skated and smashed down Another Motor Ed.

Then Eris, Quackor, Bad End Pretty Cure, Thromnambular, Owlman and Antlion Fangire came.

Nico: Nice team Eris!

Eris: Thanks Nico.

But then...

ZOOM!

A figure zoomed by and smashed down Another Motor Ed and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.

Me: WHOA!

May: That was awesome.

Laney: Uh May don't look now but...

The same figure had pulled down May's shorts and she screamed!

The figure was a Turbo Man.

Me: Turbo Man! Whoa!

She reverted back and it was a girl with blond hair and blue eyes and she had yellow angel wings and had orange clothes and she had a speed symbol in the middle of her forehead.

Nico: Trifa Turbo!? Whoa!

Trifa Turbo: (LAUGHS) Got ya May. Sorry I couldn't resist.

May: (sarcastically) VERY funny!

Me: Hardy har har.

Zipp Storm: That was funny. What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Trifa Turbo: When me and Nico smashed an army of bank robbers in one spot. They had tons of money from banks all over the city and we busted them.

Lola: Nice!

Nico: Yep.

Nico and Trifa hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Trifa Turbo: Same here Nico.

ZOOM!

She got behind Nico and then...

Trifa Turbo: YOINK!

She pulled his pants down too!

Nico: HEY!

Trifa Turbo: (LAUGHS) Got ya!

We laughed and went back home.

---

Later it was time for another awesome Super Mario Galaxy 2 adventure.

Nico: Beat Block Galaxy is next.

Me: Cool! I remember that one.

Zarya: Me and Palutena will go with on that one.

Me: Awesome and I'll go with too.

Nico: Okay then. Lets go.

We went in and the simulator activated and we were at BEAT BLOCK GALAXY!

Me: Awesome!

Nico: Any tips, Nicole?

Nicole: (On the radio) Well this one is just a simple one. You just have to get the star at the end. But I've added someone that would perfect for the boss battle.

Nico: Cool!

Palutena: This will be cool.

Zarya: It sure will.

?: Let us help too.

2 figures came. 1 was a girl with blue hair, blue eyes, blue clothes, blue angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of the Orothe Moonland on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had a water sword. The second girl was a girl with aqua blue hair, blue eyes and had blue Arctic clothes on, blue angel wings and she had a tiara with the symbol of Ice on it and the same symbol on her jacket.

Odalia Orothe: I'm Odalia Orothe the Embodiment of the Deeps of Orothe.

Irena Ice: And I'm Irena Ice, Embodiment of Ice Man.

Lana: Awesome!

Leif: Cool!

Irena Ice: Lana, Leif it's awesome to hear your voices again.

Odalia Orothe: We can talk about ourselves later. Right now we got some fun to do.

Nico: Right.

Zarya: I wonder who got added as a boss here.

Me: Lets find out.

We were off and we were flying and got to the end.

Then we saw our old friend Gruntilda Winkybunion!

Me: Well well well if it isn't Gruntilda Winkybunion.

Nicole: (On the radio) Surprise!

Nico: So, we gotta fight you for the star?

Grunty: That's right! And it's not going to be easy.

Me: Bring it on.

She fired fireballs at us.

We dodged them.

I fired a blue fireball and it hit her and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

Odalia Orothe: Take a bath you ugly prune!

She fired a wave of water and drenched her.

Odalia Orothe: I knew it wouldn't melt you like it did in the movie.

Irena Ice fired waves of ice and froze her.

Nico: (gets out Motor Ed and Lagrange's Ridewatches) I got a need for speed. Seriously!

Nico activated them.

ZOOM!

He ran fast and punched her all over.

Palutena fired a wave of light and Zarya fired energy arrows and blasted Grunty all over.

Me: Here's the awesome new and improved final smash of Banjo and Kazooie! JINJONATOR 2.0!

I summoned the Jinjos of Banjo Tooie and they formed into the Jinjonator 2.0 and they smashed into Grunty and blasted her back into the M.O.E. HQ.

Then the star came!

Nico: That was AWESOME!

Odalia Orothe: YEAH IT WAS!

We got the star.

Palutena: That was amazing!

We all high five!

Banjo: Boy that was awesome!

Kazooie: It sure was!

Zarya: How did you meet Lana and Leif?

Irena Ice: I met them and got into a bug eating contest with them and we are the masters of bugs.

Me: Another awesome bug eater.

Timon: Boy we got ourselves 3 great bug eaters with us.

Pumbaa: Boy we sure do Timon.

Me: Lana ate Oogie Boogie's bugs and she loved them.

Irena Ice: (LAUGHS) I heard all about that! That is cool!

Odalia Orothe: That is awesome!

Nico: Yeah. Would you two like to join the team?

Irena Ice: We would be honored.

Odalia nodded.

We later left the simulator and everyone cheered and Leif and Lana hugged Irena.

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Later we were watching TV and then the doorbell rang.

Me: I'll get it.

I went over and opened it and in came Carl and Sandra Tennyson.

Carl Tennyson: Hello J.D.

Me: Hello Mr. And Mrs. Tennyson come on in.

They came in.

Melody: Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Tennyson!

Sandra Tennyson: Hello everyone.

Max Tennyson: It's awesome to see you all here.

Carl Tennyson: Glad we could come dad.

Ben: Hi mom and dad.

Jen: Awesome you're here.

Sandra Tennyson: Great to be here kids.

They hugged them.

Legion Superman: Nerissa, I'll never regret meeting you.

Carl Tennyson: Wait. You sound just like Ben!

Legion Superman: (laughs) I do, don't I? But not to worry. I'm not actually a Tennyson.

Me: Yeah. Lots of people do.

Lok: I do myself.

Sasuke: Same with me.

Me: Yeah they sure do.

Nerissa: And I will never regret meeting you either.

Me: That was so fun.

Laney: It sure was.

Carl Tennyson: How have you been Ben?

Ben: Good dad. Oh this is my girlfriend Riley.

Riley: Hello Mr. Tennyson.

Carl Tennyson: Awesome to meet you Riley. What happened to Julie?

Julie Yamamoto: We broke up.

Me: It just didn't work out for them.

Eddie Brock (cheerfully): Hi! You must be Ben's parents!

Sandra Tennyson: That's us. And you are?

?: We're your Executioners.

Stewie came out dressed as Chucky and holding a knife. Poromon came out dressed as Leatherface while starting up his chainsaw. Manaphy came out dressed as Freddy Krueger complete with the gloves. Poliwag came out dressed as Jason Voorhees and holding a machete. Horsea came out dressed as Ghostface. She wasn't holding anything speific but she still looked threatening. Finally, Eddie Brock's cheerful face fell as he turned into Venom and roared at Carl and Sandra.

Ariel: So that's what they had in mind.

Deadpool: (Eating Popcorn) Yep. This should've been in a Mortal Kombat DLC pack. Now, sit back and enjoy the show!

Me: Okay that is cool.

Carl Tennyson: Okay I see what this is about. It's about us grounding Ben for hurting Kevin right.

Me: Wow. You guys catch on really quickly don't you?

Sandra Tennyson: Yeah we sure do.

Carl Tennyson: And we're sorry about that. But the mascots looked really cute like the mascots of horror.

Me: (LAUGHS) Yeah they sure do.

Legion Superman: (to Nerissa) I really am glad you and the others helped us get Brainy back.

Nerissa: That was cool back then.

Lola: It sure was.

Me: Friendship can be there for anyone even lightyears apart.

Camie: That's right.

Wheeljack: Sorry about this. But the mascots, along with Venom and Stewie, didn't like how Ben getting grounded nearly led to Kevin almost getting killed by that Highbreed.

Kevin Levin: Oh, c'mon. I could've turned the tables on him easily.

Carl Tennyson: I can tell they didn't like that. And you have every right to be angry at us for that.

Me: Hey you two were just doing your job as parents to look out for him.

Nico: Yeah I know the feeling myself as a loving father.

Me: Same here.

Gwen Tennyson: It was part of the job as a parent Uncle Carl.

Carl Tennyson: That's true. I'm sorry Ben. I let my parenting skills cloud my judgement.

Ben: It's all right dad.

Me: Beside was given a TREMENDOUS responsibility. Ben is now a defender of the Universe like all of us are. And he has great power and with great power comes great responsibility.

Jen Tennyson: That's right dad. We have a MASSIVE responsibility to make sure that everyone is safe and protected. It's part of our job.

Carl Tennyson: I know and I completely understand that now. I'm so proud of all of you.

Ben: Thanks dad.

Brainiac 5: I really am grateful that you guys gave me another chance. Especially after...

Nico: Brainy, that was Brainiac making you do all that. With him gone, you're free to make your own choices.

Me: That's right.

Brainiac 5: And I'm glad I'm free now.

May: You guys might as well take the costumes off. They weren't scared by them.

Horsea: (to Carl and Sandra) Nice going! You know how hard we worked on these since yesterday?!

Maria: (laughs) Funny how things work out, isn't it?

Me: (LAUGHS) Yeah.

Qin: It was a good try though.

Manaphy: Yeah you're right.

Venom: I'm full from eating those Darker Loids anyway.

Eddie Brock: Yeah that filled us up.

Qin: Yeah.

Lola: Yeah that was cool.